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IM FINALLY DONE.
#num speaks#im pretty sure i contradicted myself a bunch in that last paragraph. um. not good!#but also give me a break. its 4 am.... and all ive done is work lately...#ill probs go over it tmrw#or not.#why should i care.#(i mean i should its my grade but im also too tired.)#ANYWAY#still not officially free bc i have my group presentation and photography assignment coming up#um. BOOOOO#also for photography i just need to take pictures so it shouldnt be too bad hopefully..?#im not doing SHIT tomorrow though#sunday exists for a reason#im so happy though... i finally fucking did it.....#now i can draw </3 and have fun </3 hopefully </3#but rn my only focus is to go to bed. i have a massive headache.#GOODNIGHT EVERYONE I AM OUTTA HERE
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this is the kinda freak shit ivan would say to till (affectionate)
#i hate this freak can he get out of my head#booooo!!!!! lets throw tomatoes at him!!!!!!!!#“can you come over”#UM#CAN YOU LEAVE???????#smh he has a handsome face but his personality makes it so that he would be particularly splended as a chalkboard cleaner#but UGH i guess he did do a good job cleaning the chalboard. i guess.#(kisses him on the forehead when he isnt looking)#heh. punk.#ivan alnst#till alnst#ivantill#alnst#alien stage#textpost#alnst ivan#alnst till
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guys where are the porter fans. come out ik u exist somewhere
#my most problematic fh take is that porter is hot IM SO RRY IN SORRY#TOMATO TOMATO I KNOW BOOOOO#its the accent and the um. i am going to shut up now#i will delete this later#d20#fh
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ive decided its bully bug day i dont annoy you enough Wow you should think about what gibby calls you. Does he call you cute. does he have any terms of endearment he uses for you :3
hi i just had a nap and opened my inbox to this Anyways do you ever think about vampeichi sleeping habits.Do you think hed feed from you before bed or after waking up .. and then hold you close to himself & nuzzle his face against your neck and expect you to hold him right back.Do you think.
#DONT BULLY BUG IM AN INNOCENT CAT!!!!!!!!#☹️. um#ummm#hes#very#eloquent. about it#ghhurgh. he uses words like Adorable and How quaint! and im HITTING HIM!!!!!!!#freaking . kings#booooo#daisy.txt#moot tag#vivian#🍊.gibby#nice things
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i have no way to confirm this unless someone has screenshots but ive heard several people say the dev did confirm noise loves noisette but he's "afraid of the responsibility of adulthood" and actually idc if its not true its true to me now. you have given me so much ammo to psychoanalyze these two court jesters with that one statement
#I WANT IT THAT DEEP.JPG#but um if anyone does have a screenshot please send pls pls pls#arina.txt#plus ppl who say he hates her are wrong booooo (source: me)
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༉‧₊˚. COWBOY¡MATT

in which you and your cowboy kind of go on a date to the funfair even though matt has to hand you back at the end of the night . . . paired with sweetheart reader
The fair glows like a memory before it’s even over, warm, golden lights blurring against the purple sky, the air thick with kettle corn and summer dust. You walk beside Matt, cotton candy in one hand, the other tugging at the sleeve of his flannel jacket that hangs oversized around your frame. It smells like him. Smoked cedar, leather, sun. Your daddy thinks Matt’s just there to supervise. just one of his older and supposedly more responsible farmhands who's just being sweet and doing him a favour, making sure his sweetheart daughter doesn’t get herself in trouble. But Matt’s the trouble, really. And you’re so damn glad for it.
He looks so unfairly good under the midway lights—hat tilted back, forearms crossed, denim hugging every line of him. Big hands, bigger shoulders, and that slow, knowing smile. The kind that could get a girl into all kinds of sin. You bounce on your heels in red cowboy boots, cheeks warm from laughing as he hands you a stuffed cow he won at the ring toss. You squeal, holding it to your chest like it’s a diamond.
❝You didn’t have to win me a prize,❞ you tease, bumping your shoulder into his. Matt just grins, flexing his arm a little. ❝Gotta show off for my girl somehow.❞ ❝Oh, so I’m your girl now?❞ you ask, biting into your cotton candy, voice all syrupy and sweet. ❝Always been, darlin’.❞ His voice is low, deadly soft. You try to hide your smile behind the spun sugar, but he sees it anyway.
He wins you two more prizes before you can stop him—one from the milk bottle toss, where he knocks every bottle clean off the crate with one throw, and another from the basketball hoops. You all clap, mock surprise. ❝What can’t you do?❞ ❝Keep my hands off you, apparently,❞ he mutters under his breath, and you burst out laughing.
The scrambler ride comes next. You wait in line, talking about the lights and how you used to come here when you were little, your voice going soft with nostalgia. He listens, smiling, thumb tracing the back of your hand. When you both climb in, you barely get buckled before it jerks into motion. Each spin sends you flying into his side, and his laughter rumbles warm against your ear.
❝Told you to hold on,❞ he chuckles, gripping your waist. ❝You like it,❞ you shout over the roar, giggling as you slide into him again. ❝Gives you an excuse to grab me!❞ ❝I don’t need an excuse, sweetheart.❞ By the time you reach the Ferris wheel, the crowd's thinned and the night hums softly around you. He helps you into the seat like you're delicate, settles you on his lap, legs draped over his thigh, arm curled around your waist. You point out stars, still catching your breath.
❝That one’s shaped like a horse,❞ you say, chin tilted up. ❝Nah, it’s you. Pretty and wild,❞ he murmurs, fingers trailing lazy shapes on your thigh. You squirm a little. His voice is syrupy, that Southern drawl wrapping around you like a slow burn. You rest your forehead against his jaw, and he presses a kiss to your temple.
It feels like a date. Because it is. But when the ride ends, and he walks you back to the truck, he’ll say ❝thank you, sir❞ to your daddy like he didn’t just spend the whole evening with your thighs over his. Like you didn’t fall asleep against him on the ride home, cotton candy on your breath and his hand warm on your knee.
You doze in the passenger seat, boots scuffed, face tilted toward his shoulder. Matt drives one-handed, slow and sure. The stars blur by overhead, and he looks over at you, smile all soft. Already thinking about sneaking through your window come midnight.
𖦹 ׂ 𓈒 yap / ⋆ ۪ hex looks so ugly on the title but not below so um . . . booooo the more I read this the more I hate it
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Can you do texts between the boys and reader where they need her help or advice? Could be super goofy like how long to microwave leftovers or more legit idk
Group name: Mama’s Boyz
Luke: I need help
Jack: yes pls help him
Jack: I can’t take his whining any longer
Me: what’s up?
Luke: my mouth hurts really bad
Me: ummm what?
Luke: I’ve got a headache and my jaw is sore and my teeth hurt
Jack: he won’t eat anything but frozen yogurt
Holtz: I wish I could do that
-> Mercer liked a message
Jack: why can’t you?
Holtz: Nico will know I’m not eating my vegetables
Luke: um hello?
Me: Luke when did you last go to the dentist?
Luke: mmmm when I was 12 I think
Jack: no he was 10
Me: oh my god
Luke: is that bad?
Me: I think it’s your wisdom teeth bud
Jack: oh yeah he still has those
Jack: Nico made me take mine out when I got here
Jack: then he told me to remind Luke but I forgot
Luke: Rowdy! What the fuck man?!
Me: it’s fine, you just need to go to the ortho
Luke: and then what?
Holtz: and then surgery, duh
Luke: like right away? I don’t get to spend time with my teeth first?
Jack: you’ve spent 20 years with them
Luke: I don’t want to
Me: Luke it’s really easy
I’ll call the Dr rn
Luke: and go with me?
Me: yeah of course
Luke: can I stay with you afterwards too?
Me: yes you can
Jack: oooh me too?!
Holtz: and me
Mercer: me three
Luke: no this isn’t a sleepover
Luke: it’s my teeth’s funeral
Me: sorry boys just Luke rn
You can stay after he’s better
-> Mercer disliked a message
Jack: booooo
Holtz: ok :(
#him and I texts#mob boss nico hischier#him and i chats#mob Luke Hughes#mob Jack Hughes#mob Dawson Mercer#mob Alex Holtz
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um. have you seen any posts about. eggplant. lando. ✌️ 👋
I’ve seen posts, yes. I haven’t seen IT. And honestly, I pray to any god that’s listening that I don’t stumble upon whatever cursed nonsense this is. Like, why? What possesses people to share that kind of stuff? It’s beyond infuriating, gross, and just plain wrong. Not to mention they’ve been sent to a MINOR in the first place.
Whether it’s Lando’s pee pee or not, why are we even entertaining this *insert Carlos Sainz team radio, Las Vegas GP, 2024* WAKE UP, GUYS! COME ON!!
Poor man couldn’t eat his Christmas dinner in peace, or enjoy his holidays because *crashing expensive cars, harassment, vaping allegations, invading personal space, dating life, chasing his car on the street etc.* It’s not that hard to collectively leave him alone, just like we (mostly) manage with the other drivers 🥲🤞🏻
P.S. From the bottom of my heart, fuck gossip pages and random accounts with zero hobbies other than stirring drama. If your entire existence revolves around posting speculative nonsense, maybe it’s time to reconsider your life path. BOOOOO 👎🏻


#pit stop asks#lando norris#ln4#winter break#f1 winter break#anti gossip pages#booooooo#f1blr#trashy track tales#answered#ask box#my asks#formula 1#f1#formula one#formula1#lando#lando norris winter break#👎🏻#lando norris memes#anti
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funniest supreme court cases:
tanner v united states: if you're on trial and the jurors get wasted at lunch and snort coke in the courthouse bathroom and smoke weed during breaks and nap during the trial that's fine actually. their deliberations are still sacred and the verdict they return is final. they cannot give testimony about whether they or other jurors were high out of their minds while judging your case. according to the supreme court juries can be high as fuck and sentence you to life in prison or whatever they want it's fine it's fineeeee!
morse v frederick: if a high schooler cannot hold up a banner that reads "bong hits 4 jesus" on the sidelines of where they're passing the olympic torch, thereby displaying said banner on live television, without retaliation from his principal, then what is the point of the first amendment?? according to the supreme court educators can crack down on student speech which promotes drug use, even if said student is not on school property at the time of the speech. booooo supreme court we hate your pussy
illinois v caballes: i cannot even properly explain this one but imagine you are transporting like the Maximum amount of drugs possible to fit inside of your car and you are therefore trying to drive as normally as possible and speeding a little bit on the highway. you get pulled over for the speeding (bad luck) but the officer is just writing you a ticket he isn't searching the car or anything so you're gonna be fine! and then the cop's friend on the radio is like yooooo hold that dude there i got this sick new drug sniffing dog i wanna try out!!! so this guy's cop buddy shows up and uses his drug sniffing dog on you for no reason just for funsies and they find your $250,000 stash of marijuana. and you say um hey they did not have probable cause to search my car and the supreme court says drug dogs aren't searches actually so it's fine. your rights are not vindicated. you are roy caballes and you are the unluckiest man alive.
in re gault: fifteen-year-old gerald gault was sentenced to six years in a juvenile detention center for allegedly prank calling a neighbor. this is actually the one case on this list with a good ruling because the supreme court was like um. actually perhaps the fourteenth amendment should apply to children. but BEFORE they did that this poor kid got imprisoned for like a third of his LIFE for a prank call that he might not have even made it might have been his friend. this country is not serious.
berghuis v thompkins: which is not actually a funny case but the supreme court ruled that in order to invoke your right to remain silent, you must declare that you are invoking your right to remain silent. remaining silent does not count as invoking your right to remain silent. absolutely beautiful reasoning from the brightest legal minds of our nation.
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A Little 'You’re Mine' SMAU
Trent Alexander-Arnold x Reader SMAU | Following the first fic 'You're Mine' of of The Complete 'Ours' Series
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Minha conta de desenhos!! :D
VOCÊ USA VESTIDO VOCÊ USA VESTIDO VOCÊ USA VESTIDO VOCÊ USA VESTIDO VOCÊ USA VESTIDO
Eli (the woman in the right) is my oc for the rpg that my girlfriend is DMing! :)
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ok now that i'm caught up on dragon's rising for thursday(?) thoughts.
I'm going to hope that the Jay arc will either get resolved this season or it will actually GO somewhere. The fact that Jay appeared in two different roles in s2 and both of those roles were shortlived and . Either way, i hate his new hairstyle
Arin, Sora, and Lloyd have got to be the best relationship dynamic the series put out. to me. Lloyd being a mentor is pretty messy to begin with. It's actually really interesting that he makes mistakes in leading and mentoring because he's trying so hard to emulate Wu bc he loves and idolizes his uncle that much. But despite some of his mistakes it's really obvious he's trying to cater to both his proteges's needs. Sora being really receptive to Lloyd's advice when she was the one initially skeptical of being a ninja. Especially after getting to know each other I don't know, I find the dynamic strain really compelling that Sora and Lloyd were able to connect in a way that Arin wanted to but couldn't.
the comparisons between Arin to Morro and Lloyd to Wu do have a basis but i think that's kind of an colder exaggeration of Lloyd and Arin's dynamic. Lloyd isn't pushing some grandiose expectations onto Arin, actually most of what his interactions w/ him are attempts at being uplifting and encouraging. His only fault might be either not spending enough time with him on training or putting off searching for Arin's family, which, despite the literal plot happening, is still a pretty awful situation to leave Arin in. All that to say is I think. um. Lloyd's not perpetuating any cycles or whatever I think he just can't give Arin what he needs. But clearly the main Lloyd and Sora storyline for this season is about fixing what they messed up with Arin. They're trying <3
Okay so I know they're bringing Morro back (ugh. booooo), I wonder if we're actually going to address all the unpacked trauma the possession left on Lloyd. All I really hope is that it doesn't end in forgiveness haha.
Speaking of Luh-loyd ninjago's various unpacked traumas. DR actually handles his mental health pretty well, though i wish he still had his anger issues lmao. Eventually DR's going to bring back the Oni stuff, and maybe even Garmadon. hope they don't fumble it like crystallized.
The new intro actually looks sick. for once.
#Age is so ambiguous in Ninjago but I always figured Morro was a late teen/young adult age range.#so if DR Lloyd is young adult-actual adult range. would he now be older than Morro? twisted if true.#lego ninjago#dragons rising
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hi is this blog still alive.... im not in the regretevator fandom but i saw potential so. take ALL of this with a grain of salt im not in tje regretevator fandom...
uum !!!!!! NOT PROSHIP !!!!!!!! lampert !!!!!NOTPROSHIP!!!!!! and !!!!!NOTPROSHIP!!!!! !!!!!!NOTPROSHIP!!!!!!! emotional incest !!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOTPROSHIP!!!!!!! i had to put like several warnings sorry some people really only see incest as some dumb fetish and not an actual form of abuse... if youre wondering what emotional incest is i recommend looking it up
like just think about it... i MAY be projecting here but whateber does anyone see my vision??? hes (headcanonically) a child of divorce of you already know who, one of his parents is an alcoholist, and they cannot possibly be a happy family.. i imagine like at least one of his parents wouldve relied on him and treated him less like a child after the divorce. both parents if we're gonna be extra angsty.. like please guys dont pelt tomatoes at me
um. umm um... um... lampert staying at mark's place for a few days and has to comfort his mess of a dad but can you imagin e just how ANNOYING that has to be? i m ight be mischaracterizing but whatever this mannequin thing only ever talks about his fuckass ex i think. your dad is venting to you about the divorce as if it didnt hurt you too - seeing and hearing your parents argue more and more than they used to, and now you have two christmases, two birthdays. two homes. and your dad is weeping over his ex to you, like you dont want to just start cryi ng too. but mayb e or um most likely lampert doesnt have any other choice because who knows what would happen if he doesnt console his parent? maybe he thinks mark would do something drastic if lampert wasnt right there
and then lampert has to stay at wallter's place. nobody really likes seeing their parent, their supposed caregiver, completely out of control.. nobody would like to see them like that all the time. nobody wouldve liked to see their parent falling into alcholism. nobody would like having to be the caregiver for their caregiver. wallter i assume probably downs like one hundred grey stuff a day or something like that, so i doubt he would be capable of taking care of himsel f in such a state. who has to if not wallter? who is the only one around? wallter's child, lampert. and thats horrible. lampert shouldnt have to do that. he shouldnt have to comfort his messy dad for a few days and then come take care of his alcoholic father, but he does because those are the only things he can do. wouldnt he feel, or felt, hopeless? being not a child to his divorced parents but the person who help them and makes them feel better. was that the best thing he could do? the only thing he could be used for? was it his fault the divorce happened? maybe he wouldve preferred to not have been there at all, maybe his parents would still be in love, maybe he wouldnt have to stop being a child so early for them
and theres all of that
the cherry on top one of lampert's friends just turned into a completely different person and doesnt even recognize him. someone else can yap about that
stuffs all the tomatoes thrown at me into a suitcase and makes my leave
BOOOOO!! TOMATO TOMATO!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KISSED A BRICK AND THREW IT AT THE AUDIENCE!!!!! /nsrs
#regretevator headcanons#regretevator#mannequin mark#mannequin mark regretevator#lampert regretevator#lampert#wallter#wallter brickstone#wallter regretevator#Tw emotional incest#tw alcohol addiction
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[BOYS Be MAID!] 『BOYS be MAID!』 Song Lyrics Translation

Please listen to the full song on Youtube!
Disclaimer:
Song lyrics are not my forte, but this one was fun enough that I wanted to TL it anyway. I cannot gaurantee I will be doing every upcoming song. Also, please be mindful this is my own interpretation of the lyrics.
Please credit me if reposting this anywhere, or when using it for edits or whatever. I will personally come to your house and beat you with a stick, if not.
I included the original lyrics along side the English translation. The Japanese parts are indented.
M・A・I・D
Ribbons flutter flutter We are maid boys(M・A・I・D)
M・A・I・D
Frills flitter flitter We are maid boys(M・A・I・D)
Every day is a Good day! Go, club activities! (YES YES We are maid boys)
Every step is My way! True to yourself \ Yaaay! /
Special club activities for us, by us, for our sake!
The noble maid boys club! \ Yes yes! /
Putting cream on scones Before the jam? After!?
As for brewing tea, first warm up the tea pot and…
Hustle and bustle day after day
Did you call? We’ll be there right away!
The motto of our beloved academy is…
“Talent” ✨Many Abilities✨
“Self-reliance” ✨Independence✨
“Zeal” ✨Dedication✨
Thus, based on this motto…
Us brilliant students embody the ethos of a Maid, and…
“Ranto-kuuun, the chorus is about to come up~”
“Ranto-dono, it’s time for the chorus.”
“Takashina-han, it's the chorus.”
“Ranran, the chorus is startiiiing!”
“Takashina Ranto, you know the chorus is next.”
“Eh, huh—
SERVING UP THE CHORUUUUUUS!!!!!”
Every day is a Good day! Go, club activities! \ Foofoo~ /
Oh what an exquisite maid boys club indeed \ Yes yes yes! /
The hospitality of your dreams delivered with flawless poise
Mon Tue Wed Thurs Fri Sat Sun! \ Foofoo~ /
Day after day a step on the maid road (the maid way) \ GO GO GO! /
If it’s fun it’s wholly okay
Presentability, check & a signature pose☆ Full steam ahead!
Now, let us go BOYS be MAID! \ Yes! /
(YES YES We are maid boys)
A bitter taste from time to time
A double edged-sword Tell me, how did you enjoy it?
In the name of the Knights, with much pride
A top secret mission begins!
Cleaning from top to bottom!
And a second round of wiping as a tie-breaker!
As for cloudy mirrors… um, with love and zeal, like this!
Going with the flow BIBBIDI BOBBIDI BOOOOO!
Every step is My way! True to yourself \ Foofoo! /
“It's fine as it is.” We're being selfish? \ NO NO NO! /
Not perfect, moumantai* (not a problem) Because isn’t being oneself just fine?
C’mon, let’s go together BOYS be MAID!
No matter where, forever
M・A・I・D
Ribbons flutter flutter We are maid boys(M・A・I・D)
Every day is a Good day! Go, club activities!
Every step is My way! True to yourself
M・A・I・D
Every day is a Good day! Go, club activities! \ Foofoo~ /
Oh what an exquisite maid boys club indeed \ Yes yes yes! /
The hospitality of your dreams delivered with flawless poise
Always, whenever, wherever! \ Foofoo~ /
Day after day a step on the maid road (the maid way) \ GO GO GO! /
If it’s fun it’s wholly okay
Presentability, check & a signature pose☆
Today’s gonna be a great day Full steam ahead!
Now, let us go BOYS be MAID! \ Yes! /
“Everyone, it's getting time to wrap it up~ One, two!”
“Young lady, young master, master my lady— Welcome home!”
Full steam ahead! Now, let us go BOYS be MAID!
TL note:
*: moumantai (無問題) is a Cantonese phrase that means "no problem". It's why it's kept as is.
#boys be maid#boysbemaid#takashina ranto#kisaki yoka#amaki rou#aimery cenoir#kiku shumei#himeutsugi rei#songtl
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Get to Know You Better Tag Game
Yes, @jouskaroo! Prompt me to engage with this blog! Sleep, work, sleep, school is an AWFUL loop to be stuck in.
Last song: Last song? Well that’s “Make a Wish” by Shayfer James. But current song? As I type this “Mad Gods” by Dirt Poor Robins is playing. That’ll be the new last song by the time I finish this…
Favorite color: Hm… Blueish gray? The kind that you’d see in a suburban neighborhood that you know has an HOA that doesn’t allow for fun colors, but they’re trying to be unique anyway. It’s a color that makes me think of a big, flat, weathered stone that I could lay down on.
Currently watching: Am I outing myself as a loser to say that I haven’t watched a show in more than a year? Shows take too much focus to watch in the background and are a under-stimulating to watch actively. Truly a conundrum. ;-;
Last Movie: It was Alien: Romulus! I thought it was a fun watch, but I’m not usually one to kvetch anyway. This is doubly true when it comes to getting a new entry to an old series.
Sweet, savory, or spicy: Ah, fuck. Spicy is fun, but I think I’m going to have to give it to sweets. What can I say? It’s the American in me. My blood is probably 20% high fructose corn syrup at this point. My blood also doesn't have enough iron so I really should be all up in that savory zone. Alas.
Currently reading: I’ve got three I’m working right now, but sadly none of them are the lesbian high-fantasies I’m usually reading. Booooo, theory. They’re Empire of Normality by Robert Chapman, Truth and Repair by Judith Lewis Herman MD, and Neuroqueer Heresies by Nick Walker. I'm definitely going to check out Jouskaroo's recommendations. 👀👀
Current obsession: The idea of writing. Great concept. Actually writing? Uh. Um. Hm. I'll get back to you on that one.
Currently working on: Too many ambitious writing projects. Neve & Sal, Neve & Varo, then Neve & Sal again (and again). Have I published a word? No. I have outlines upon outlines (only SOME scenes) and the barely repressed desire to call out of work for some time to work on them / yap to people about them.
I'll tagggggg @operative-arrow @becausedragonage and @grimrevolution (seconding Roo's @ but no pressure)!
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TWST as Sanders Sides incorrect quotes
I switched around different options for Roman cuz im still unsure–I tried Vil, Sebek, and Cater. I think also Kalim could easily switch with Ortho, especially cuz how Patton is with Virgil
I just copied literally everything from this comp lol so it's pretty lengthy thus imma add a
Azul: as they say in theater, Fracture a femur
Idia: what?
Azul: the actual saying is "break a leg," buy I improved it.
Idia: I hate both of those equally.
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Vil: should go towards reaching some sort of peak!
MC: some sort of beak...
Vil: what? No.
MC: OH, like climbing a tall tree all the way up to a bird's nest, birds have beaks, and from there I will be able to take flight.
Vil: ... you know what? Sure. You took the long way around but we got there.
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Jamil: Guilty as charged–
Idia: hi, hello, what do you want?
Jamil: *sassy lip smack* thank you, Idia, I love how you just ruined my dramatic introduction. Mwah mwah, so good.
Idia: well your face ruined my day, so we'll call it even.
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Kalim: I don't want to make you think you're some...
Sebek: Stupid, dirty, rotten, filthy, silly, Billy, no good for nothing, white, rat, scoundrel bitch.
Kalim: okay, thank you, Sebek, for your help.
Sebek: you're welcome.
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MC: honestly I'm good,,, fam
Kalim: now don't you go shortening the word family by cutting out my three favorite letters: I-L-Y.
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MC: sounds like he's against [some twst equivalent of nazis??? Ig??? Idk????], so... why not hear him out, yknow?
Idia: that cannot be where the bar is.
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Azul: I've taken this form because I didn't want to be too... invasive.
Vil: you very much did not succeed.
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Cater: two tickets to Surprise City, you and me, right? I get the window seat.
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Idia: did I screw everything up?
Vil: no, I threw out your vote so you couldn't do that.
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Jamil: why would that be wrong?
Kalim: because MC gave their word. But you wouldn't know anything about words, would ya mister?
Jamil: I don't know what you mean.
Kalim: giving your word is an act of honesty between–
Jamil: what, I can't understand you, I don't know anything about words
Kalim: okay, alright, we've got a smart Alec over here, huh?
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Vil: I would appreciate it if you didn't talk about me behind my back.
Azul: oh, I wouldn't talk about you behind your back. You would still hear everything I was saying. I would talk about you in another room.
Vil: ... fair enough.
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Idia: I'm too emotionally unstable for jury duty, can I be excused?
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Cater: why didn't they just talk to us! ... More.
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MC: You're the boss, hoss.
Sebek: what does that mean? I'm not hoss. I'm Sebek.
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Idia: I never thought I would be able to say this without sounding like a hypocrite, but you are a huge nerd.
(Yes ik that was a Logan ergo Azul line but this is myyyyyyy incorrect quotes post)
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Jamil: does everyone understand their parts?
Cater: um, I broke my gavel
Jamil: I don't care–Wonderful.
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Idia: are you actually asking me that question?… I’m genuinely asking because I-I can’t tell. D-do you want me to—I can count them out—
Azul: no—
Idia: 7,430
Azul: no, no, no—
Idia: you’re just so literal, I-I don’t—
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Cater: BOOOOO
MC: you don’t want me to live a long healthy life?
Cater: I mean like sure, whatever, but, like, why? What is it all for?
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Idia: objection, judges don’t object
Jamil: objection, neither can the jury.
Cater: Well that settles it. MC is guilty.
Idia: wh-wh—the jury decides if he’s guilty—what am I doing, I don’t care. ~
MC: you okay buddy? You look real sad in this photo I just took. ~
“why have a ballroom with no balls?”
Floyd: *snicker*
MC: no, no, I’m an adult, so that’s not funny.
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Kalim: you woke up at 6am dull to go get it!
MC: 6am dull, do you mean sharp?
Kalim: no, that’s really early for you. So you weren’t able to get out of bed until like…. 6:08?
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Cater: that sucks, what does the judge even do?
Kalim: *double thumbs up* his best!
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MC: why is the saying “karma’s a bitch”? Why can’t it be… karma is a very fair person.
Cater: uh, why does their complexion matter?
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Azul: maybe it’s time that we take a look at the bigger picture here.
MC: *sigh* … *points to picture on ramshackle wall* you talking about that picture?
Azul: yes, I still don’t quite understand it.
MC: I just liked it, Azul, I don’t know why you’re so confused by it, this is like the seventh time you’ve asked about it.
Azul: Nevermind, it doesn’t matter. Now that we’ve looked at that, let’s return to the task at hand.
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Cater: okay, time out for thee, and time out for thee, focus on issues, or focus on me.
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Jamil: Ooh, said with the confidence of a man who has his hand stuck in the cookie jar. In a cookie factory. And his pants are down. And they’re on fire.
MC: We get it.
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MC: you’re right you’re right you’re right you’re right you’re right
Azul: well now you’re just pandering to my fondness for being told that I’m right.
MC: you’re right!
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Kalim: I just think we should all just try to relax.
Idia: …. You do realize who you’re talking to, right?
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Azul: of course you and I have our differences. We disagree on many things.
Cater: ehhhhhhh, understatement much?
Azul: wow.
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Kalim: sometimes… it’s just this *holds up hand in an o shape*
Cater: a bagel.
Kalim: what? No. Maybe. No, nothing, it’s nothing.
Cater: aawwww
I'll be sure to collect more next time I binge sanders sides lol
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