#um. BOOOOO

[solplease]

IM FINALLY DONE.

[demonslayerunhinged]

And for the shaming Ume and Mitsuri thing, some girls just like to show skin. Maybe you would be uncomfortable, but would the character be uncomfortable is a whole different story.

Hiii! Honestly based. Some girls like to show skin and some girls don't mind it.

The funny thing is, neither Mitsuri and Ume have one of those lingering, fanservicey shots that some of the male characters have. When you look at the frames, you can just see that their boobs are doing what boobs do when the body is moving at 208 mph.

Mitsuri's miniskirt is an ideal outfit choice for her acrobatic fighting style, plus it's cute. Plus, I learned that in the Edo period, nudity wasn't really a big deal until the Westerners came. Folks used the same bathhouses, both men and women in small communities walked naked from the communal bathhouse to their respective homes. Some women went topless when the weather got hot, it happened, so often the foreigners were shocked.

Breasts being sexual is mostly a western concept that spread all around the world due to colonization. Even in some countries today, especially in rural areas, it's not uncommon to see women walking around topless or braless while wearing thin tops.

In Japan, there are these erotic drawings called Shunga and in a lot of them couples were mostly clothed, not because of modesty but because those parts weren't considered sexually arousing. Breasts aren't inherently sexual, and I wish people understood this and even if they're sexual then men's breasts are too!

I mean, do people realize how many people lost their minds at this scenes? 😂

Ngl, I was shocked when watched this episode. Like one moment they were training the BOOM! MASSIVE BOOBAS ON YOUR SCREEN!

Shocked, I tell you! 😮😮😮

It's no wonder Sanemi gained a lot of fans. What makes it worse is that it's anime-only, Ufotable didn't have to do this, but they know what the people want.

I don't think there's anything wrong with admiring a character's body as long as you don't dehumanize them. Ufotable knows this, that's why they made all the characters attractive and appealing in some way, you're supposed to fall in love with them. In fact, the male characters get more fanservice shots than the female characters.

Just go on Pinterest or Tiktok and search up pictures or videos of characters like Akaza, Uzui, Sanemi, Giyuu, Rengoku or Gyomei. Check the comments and prepare to blush, some of them are that raw. JJK and KnY be competing for the horniest fandom fr, and JJK's male characters don't show a fraction of the amount of skin that the KnY male characters do.

That's why I'm going to keep spamming male fanservice posts. Leave my babies Mitsuri and Ume alone! (⁠ノ⁠ಠ⁠益⁠ಠ⁠)⁠ノ

[wodimewoahtime]

this is the kinda freak shit ivan would say to till (affectionate)

[ritzcrackee]

guys where are the porter fans. come out ik u exist somewhere

[absentmoon]

ive decided its bully bug day i dont annoy you enough Wow you should think about what gibby calls you. Does he call you cute. does he have any terms of endearment he uses for you :3

hi i just had a nap and opened my inbox to this Anyways do you ever think about vampeichi sleeping habits.Do you think hed feed from you before bed or after waking up .. and then hold you close to himself & nuzzle his face against your neck and expect you to hold him right back.Do you think.

[arinakaard]

i have no way to confirm this unless someone has screenshots but ive heard several people say the dev did confirm noise loves noisette but he's "afraid of the responsibility of adulthood" and actually idc if its not true its true to me now. you have given me so much ammo to psychoanalyze these two court jesters with that one statement

[boyfeminism]

my desire to collect ttrpg books vs the price of ttrpg books

[lesbianrobin]

funniest supreme court cases:

tanner v united states: if you're on trial and the jurors get wasted at lunch and snort coke in the courthouse bathroom and smoke weed during breaks and nap during the trial that's fine actually. their deliberations are still sacred and the verdict they return is final. they cannot give testimony about whether they or other jurors were high out of their minds while judging your case. according to the supreme court juries can be high as fuck and sentence you to life in prison or whatever they want it's fine it's fineeeee!

morse v frederick: if a high schooler cannot hold up a banner that reads "bong hits 4 jesus" on the sidelines of where they're passing the olympic torch, thereby displaying said banner on live television, without retaliation from his principal, then what is the point of the first amendment?? according to the supreme court educators can crack down on student speech which promotes drug use, even if said student is not on school property at the time of the speech. booooo supreme court we hate your pussy

illinois v caballes: i cannot even properly explain this one but imagine you are transporting like the Maximum amount of drugs possible to fit inside of your car and you are therefore trying to drive as normally as possible and speeding a little bit on the highway. you get pulled over for the speeding (bad luck) but the officer is just writing you a ticket he isn't searching the car or anything so you're gonna be fine! and then the cop's friend on the radio is like yooooo hold that dude there i got this sick new drug sniffing dog i wanna try out!!! so this guy's cop buddy shows up and uses his drug sniffing dog on you for no reason just for funsies and they find your $250,000 stash of marijuana. and you say um hey they did not have probable cause to search my car and the supreme court says drug dogs aren't searches actually so it's fine. your rights are not vindicated. you are roy caballes and you are the unluckiest man alive.

in re gault: fifteen-year-old gerald gault was sentenced to six years in a juvenile detention center for allegedly prank calling a neighbor. this is actually the one case on this list with a good ruling because the supreme court was like um. actually perhaps the fourteenth amendment should apply to children. but BEFORE they did that this poor kid got imprisoned for like a third of his LIFE for a prank call that he might not have even made it might have been his friend. this country is not serious.

berghuis v thompkins: which is not actually a funny case but the supreme court ruled that in order to invoke your right to remain silent, you must declare that you are invoking your right to remain silent. remaining silent does not count as invoking your right to remain silent. absolutely beautiful reasoning from the brightest legal minds of our nation.

[dystopyx-blog]

TWST as Sanders Sides incorrect quotes

I switched around different options for Roman cuz im still unsure–I tried Vil, Sebek, and Cater. I think also Kalim could easily switch with Ortho, especially cuz how Patton is with Virgil

I just copied literally everything from this comp lol so it's pretty lengthy thus imma add a

Azul: as they say in theater, Fracture a femur

Idia: what?

Azul: the actual saying is "break a leg," buy I improved it.

Idia: I hate both of those equally.

~

Vil: should go towards reaching some sort of peak!

MC: some sort of beak...

Vil: what? No.

MC: OH, like climbing a tall tree all the way up to a bird's nest, birds have beaks, and from there I will be able to take flight.

Vil: ... you know what? Sure. You took the long way around but we got there.

~

Jamil: Guilty as charged–

Idia: hi, hello, what do you want?

Jamil: *sassy lip smack* thank you, Idia, I love how you just ruined my dramatic introduction. Mwah mwah, so good.

Idia: well your face ruined my day, so we'll call it even.

~

Kalim: I don't want to make you think you're some...

Sebek: Stupid, dirty, rotten, filthy, silly, Billy, no good for nothing, white, rat, scoundrel bitch.

Kalim: okay, thank you, Sebek, for your help.

Sebek: you're welcome.

~

MC: honestly I'm good,,, fam

Kalim: now don't you go shortening the word family by cutting out my three favorite letters: I-L-Y.

~

MC: sounds like he's against [some twst equivalent of nazis??? Ig??? Idk????], so... why not hear him out, yknow?

Idia: that cannot be where the bar is.

~

Azul: I've taken this form because I didn't want to be too... invasive.

Vil: you very much did not succeed.

~

Cater: two tickets to Surprise City, you and me, right? I get the window seat.

~

Idia: did I screw everything up?

Vil: no, I threw out your vote so you couldn't do that.

~

Jamil: why would that be wrong?

Kalim: because MC gave their word. But you wouldn't know anything about words, would ya mister?

Jamil: I don't know what you mean.

Kalim: giving your word is an act of honesty between–

Jamil: what, I can't understand you, I don't know anything about words

Kalim: okay, alright, we've got a smart Alec over here, huh?

~

Vil: I would appreciate it if you didn't talk about me behind my back.

Azul: oh, I wouldn't talk about you behind your back. You would still hear everything I was saying. I would talk about you in another room.

Vil: ... fair enough.

~

Idia: I'm too emotionally unstable for jury duty, can I be excused?

~

Cater: why didn't they just talk to us! ... More.

~

MC: You're the boss, hoss.

Sebek: what does that mean? I'm not hoss. I'm Sebek.

~

Idia: I never thought I would be able to say this without sounding like a hypocrite, but you are a huge nerd.

(Yes ik that was a Logan ergo Azul line but this is myyyyyyy incorrect quotes post)

~

Jamil: does everyone understand their parts?

Cater: um, I broke my gavel

Jamil: I don't care–Wonderful.

~

Idia: are you actually asking me that question?… I’m genuinely asking because I-I can’t tell. D-do you want me to—I can count them out—

Azul: no—

Idia: 7,430

Azul: no, no, no—

Idia: you’re just so literal, I-I don’t—

~

Cater: BOOOOO

MC: you don’t want me to live a long healthy life?

Cater: I mean like sure, whatever, but, like, why? What is it all for?

~

Idia: objection, judges don’t object

Jamil: objection, neither can the jury.

Cater: Well that settles it. MC is guilty.

Idia: wh-wh—the jury decides if he’s guilty—what am I doing, I don’t care. ~

MC: you okay buddy? You look real sad in this photo I just took. ~

“why have a ballroom with no balls?”

Floyd: *snicker*

MC: no, no, I’m an adult, so that’s not funny.

~

Kalim: you woke up at 6am dull to go get it!

MC: 6am dull, do you mean sharp?

Kalim: no, that’s really early for you. So you weren’t able to get out of bed until like…. 6:08?

~

Cater: that sucks, what does the judge even do?

Kalim: *double thumbs up* his best!

~

MC: why is the saying “karma’s a bitch”? Why can’t it be… karma is a very fair person.

Cater: uh, why does their complexion matter?

~

Azul: maybe it’s time that we take a look at the bigger picture here.

MC: *sigh* … *points to picture on ramshackle wall* you talking about that picture?

Azul: yes, I still don’t quite understand it.

MC: I just liked it, Azul, I don’t know why you’re so confused by it, this is like the seventh time you’ve asked about it.

Azul: Nevermind, it doesn’t matter. Now that we’ve looked at that, let’s return to the task at hand.

~

Cater: okay, time out for thee, and time out for thee, focus on issues, or focus on me.

~

Jamil: Ooh, said with the confidence of a man who has his hand stuck in the cookie jar. In a cookie factory. And his pants are down. And they’re on fire.

MC: We get it.

~

MC: you’re right you’re right you’re right you’re right you’re right

Azul: well now you’re just pandering to my fondness for being told that I’m right.

MC: you’re right!

~

Kalim: I just think we should all just try to relax.

Idia: …. You do realize who you’re talking to, right?

~

Azul: of course you and I have our differences. We disagree on many things.

Cater: ehhhhhhh, understatement much?

Azul: wow.

~

Kalim: sometimes… it’s just this *holds up hand in an o shape*

Cater: a bagel.

Kalim: what? No. Maybe. No, nothing, it’s nothing.

Cater: aawwww

I'll be sure to collect more next time I binge sanders sides lol

[catindabag]

TBOSAS on Crack short take (49)

*When the Mentors lied about their Tributes’ skills on LIVE TV*

Lepidus: Welcome back to the ✨Table Talk✨! I’m your host, Lepidus Malmsey-

Casca: Booooo!

Lepidus: Ugh. Who let Highbottom sit with the audience again?

Felix: Just ignore him.

Lepidus: And why does your school want me to do another round of interviews?

Vipsania: To gain more sponsors-

Gaius: For money.

Hilarius: We love money.

Coryo: I need money.

Sejanus: To proclaim my undying love to my Coryo-

Coryo: Not now, Babe.

Sejanus: But-

Coryo: I’ll give you a kiss if you shut up.

Sejanus: Can you kiss me now-

Casca: Booooo! Get a room-

Felix: Back to you, Malmsey!

Lepidus: Um- okay. So here we are again with our favorite Mentors-

Festus: Yo, Leppy! Leppy, why do I have to wear this stupid paper bag?

Lepidus: It’s Lepidus.😑 And your Class President was the one who asked me to cover your face.

Festus: Why?!😫

Felix: Creed, just wear the bag.

Coryo: That’s what you get after you forced us to bail you out from juvenile jail, Bestie~.😊

Festus: I did nothing wrong-

Coryo: You trespassed and dumpster dived on private property.

Festus: I did not!

Felix: The President of Panem would disagree.

Festus: But I’m not even a fugitive!

Lysistrata: Not yet~.☺️

Festus: But-

Felix: Lepidus, please continue.

Lepidus: So my first question is for-

Livia: Just spit it out, Leppy. We don’t have all day.🙄

Juno: Yeah~. I even have an important appointment with my chiropractor after this.

Lepidus: Fine.😞 What are your Tribute’s strengths and weaknesses?

Livia: Excuse me?! Weaknesses?! That’s incorrect. My new bestie from ✨District One✨ doesn’t have weaknesses.🙄💅

Lepidus: That’s impossible-

Livia: Facet with his tasset can even stop a freaking bullet just by looking at it.

Lepidus: That’s a lie-

Livia: I’ve seen him do it before, Leppy~.

Palmyra: Just one bullet? That’s so lame, Livia. Velvereen the Wolverine can melt bullets and spit acid.😌

Vipsania: Ha! Both of your Tributes are nothing compared to mine. My Tribute, Treech the Leech can suck your blood out in seconds.

Pup: Well, my Tribute, Lamina with her stamina can drown anyone with just her salty tears.

Apollo: Bro, shut up. My Tribute, Otto from the Grotto can kill a grown man with just one punch.

Diana: Just one punch? My Tribute, Ginnee Houdini can turn you all into dust-

Juno: That’s so unoriginal, Ring. My Tribute, Bobby-

Hilarius: Bobbin.

Juno: Bobby Corn Poppy can lift a thousand grown grizzly bears with just one arm!

Hilarius: But my Wovey with just one knee can make you run for your money!

Gaius: You be lying, Hilari! My Tribute, Panlo with his hands low can kick all of your asses!

Androcles: That’s all you’ve got, bro?! My Tribute, Sheaf the Chief can strangle you with her eyes!

Io: Andie, stop with your nonsense! My Tribute, Circ with his quirk can fly you to the moon and back!

Urban: That’s all?! My Teslee from Mississippi can break a giant’s neck with her thighs!

Persephone: Do better, Urban! My Mizzen The Gremlin can break your bones with just using his zen!

Festus: Lol. My Tribute, Coral No Morals can knock you all out with just her profanities!

Dennis: Creed, sit down! My Hy So High can fly faster than a fly!

Iphigenia: Suck it, Dennis! Sol Aerosol can burn you all with just her sweat!

Domitia: Lame! My Tanner with a hanger moves faster than a spider!

Arachne: That’s just so and so! My Tribute, Brandy Sharp Candy will slice you to bits!

Clemensia: Little Crane is just jealous because Reaper The Sweeper has the strength of a thousand wild zebras.

Felix: And Dill with the drill has the agility of an eel!

Florus: Boring! My Tribute, Sabyn So Keen has the eyes of an eagle, speed of a cheetah, and the strength of a thousand flamingos!

Sejanus: But they won’t stand a chance against my friend, Marcus Spartacus!

Lysistrata: Wrong! My Tribute, Jessup with his getup will crush Marcus Spartacus like a bug!

Coryo: But they will all surrender to Lucy Gray and her army of Mockingjays!

Everyone:. . .

Festus: What’s a mockingjay?

Lepidus: What the duck and buck are you guys even saying?!😫

*Meanwhile, at the Zoo*

Lucy Gray: Sheaf the Chief-

Sheaf: Don’t even start, Baird.

Lucy Gray: But-

Sheaf: Do you want me to strangle you with my eyes?

Lucy Gray: Nevermind.😞

[moonyhigh]

o marauders tik tok tem tanto medo de hc trans KKKKKK um mico

booo sirius fem vai te pegar booo marlene gênero fluido vai comer sua alma booooo regulus trans masc vai puxar seu pé anoite booooo

[olderthannetfic]

My fave died at 17 but his design makes it very easy to mistake him for 30. People still often go "um he died as a child, how dare you sexualize??" like even a single pedophile would be attracted to a character who looks like he's been out of high school for over a decade, if we're going by the idea that only pedophiles are attracted to underage characters. The worst part? Because of these antis, fewer people draw lewd art of him. First I lose when he dies, and now I also can't get my thirst art? Boo, I say, booooo!

--

[spectrechosts]

Hell's Belles - Chapter 5

Succubus slumber party!

Full Series

"Okay okay I think we've got somebody, shh!"

Those in attendance at the slumber party fall mostly quiet as Vylona focuses on the Ouija board in the center of the room, though whispers and giggles and the sounds of munching on snacks continue to float through the room.

"Who is it?" Asks Helneth, peering over her shoulder, and Vylona scrunches her face and shoos her away.

"I'm checking, hold on." She says, furrowing her brow. "Feels like… All girls. Drunk. Bit older than college age? Bachelorette party maybe?"

The assembled succubi ooh and ahh at that. Grezayla just sips at her fruity drink through an obnoxiously complex straw, looking around. She's never been to one of these parties- even when she was human she wasn't really the party type. Maybe she would have contacted them like this if she was?

"Connection's good! Grezayla, get over here, you talk to them!" Vylona says, and Grezayla blushes as all eyes turn to her.

"Uh, I don't know-"

"No c'mon it's so fun! Just come sit here, it's easy." Vylona insists, and so she reluctantly obeys. Vylona scooches to the side a little and hands her the… Ouija… thingy.

"Just hold the planchette and close your eyes, you'll feel the connection."

It actually is easy. She can feel the people on the other end like she's in the room with them, can hear them speak.

"They, um, they want to know if any spirits are listening?" She says, nervous.

"Okay! So, um, line up the planchette with where they have theirs and then pull it to yes or whatever."

Grezayla puts it down and focuses, and then huffs a little.

"One of them is moving it, what do I-?"

"Just give it a good tug. Usually shows people you mean business." Says Brizora, and everyone starts giggling because she said to give it a good tug.

Grezayla does so, and that seems to spook the mortals. They stop trying to drag it around and let her spell out "SUCCUBUS"

"Room full of drunk bitches and you're hitting them with an eight letter word right at the start?" Brizora asks, before she's swiftly silenced by a hail of chips and cookies and pretzels.

"Grezayla has the thingy, she gets final pick what we say." Says Helneth, and everyone murmurs in agreement. The humans are talking again, similarly conflicted over what to say, until they come to a consensus.

"Okay okay um, they want us to bless the getting married one's marriage."

Everyone hums noncommittally. "Ask them about the fiance!" Suggests Tinixi, and everyone nods and agrees.

Grezayla spells out "DESCRIBE FIANCE" and waits.

"They say… tall guy, investment banker-"

"BOOOOO!"

"BOOO WE HATE HIMMM!"

"CURSE THE MARRIAGE CURSE IT FOREVER!"

Giggling, Grezayla spells out "DUMP HIM", and then when the humans protest- "PENIS CURSE FOREVER".

The demons love that, but the bride-to-be hates it. One of the humans tells her to hold on while she cools off, and Grezayla returns to her drink.

"What is this, anyway?" She asks.

"Oh, it's vodka punch, but I let some souls steep in it for a while!" Says Jaentia. "Infuse it, or whatever."

"It's good! You can taste the souls, I think."

~

"Oh!" Grezayla squeaks. "The humans are back!"

A good chunk of the party pays rapt attention as she focuses on the board again.

"They say that Bianca wants bigger boobs."

"What, for free?" Brizora asks, and everyone seems to grumble in agreement that they're not just giving away their services here.

"PAYMENT", Grezayla asks, and Bianca says to let her think on it.

"Another one wants to know what being a succubus is like." Says Grezayla, and no one needs to give any input for her to reply "GREAT".

While the humans are thinking that one over, Helneth brings out a big sealed vase to a chorus of cheers.

"What's that?" Grezayla asks, and Helneth sets it down and poses dramatically.

"Fumes from deep within the earth, below the Temple of Apollo in Delphi." She says. "The very same that I breathed in life, to speak the will of the gods."

She pauses for a moment.

"Won't actually give you prophetic visions," she says, shrugging, "but it'll fuck you right up. Want some?"

"Ummm…" Grezayla ponders, as she's hugged from behind.

"If you want to try it I'll keep an eye on you and make sure you have a good time, okay?" Says Azaerixia, so Grezayla nods.

She sticks her head into the vase and takes a deep whiff, coughing as she sits back down. She feels… a little dizzy, but Azaerixia's got her.

The humans are back again.

"Bianca says she's willing to negotiate payment after the party." She says, blinking a bit more than she feels like it's normal to blink.

"Ooh, here!" Says Vylona, and she places her hand over Grezayla's to help her burn her summoning circle into the empty space on the humans' board. "There you go, you can deal with that later."

Dealing with that later sounds great, because right now Grezayla is really focused on blinking the normal amount. Azaerixia starts petting her hair, and then she can't really focus on anything at all.

~

"Hyoomns…" Grezayla mumbles, still clutching the planchette while faceplanted half-asleep into Azaerixia's chest.

Pretty much everyone has moved on from the Ouija board at this point, the novelty of the method of communication having worn off in the face of more interesting activities, such as huffing oracle fumes and fucking eachother stupid.

"What'd they say?" Asks Vylona.

Grezayla breathes in deeply, taking her time to piece together her response.

"Azzy sooffffd." She says, nuzzling further into her and squeezing her tummy. Azaerixia just giggles and pets her.

"I am soft." She says proudly.

"Guys. The humans."

"Nobody freak out," says Helneth, tail wagging slowly as she stares across the room, "but I'm getting a vision. I think Aphrodite like, wants me."

Vylona squints at where she's staring.

"Hel, you're not having a vision. That's Aezorim. Your girlfriend? The one you live with?" She says, laying back down. "Grezayla what do the humans want?"

"I dunnoooooooooo." Grezayla says. "Tell them to make outtt."

"Sure thing babe. Gimme the planchette."

"Whassa planchette..?"

"The Ouija thingy." Says Vylona, and Grezayla slowly passes it to her. She takes it and blinks at the sudden cacophony, shakes her head.

"Now they want us to curse the fiance. Say he cheated on her at his party."

"Penis cursssseeeee." Grezayla mumbles.

"Uhuh, I'll take care of it. You go sleep, okay?" Vylona says, stroking her tail lovingly.

"Mmmhmm." Grezayla purrs, as she drifts off atop Azaerixia.

"WILL CURSE" Vylona spells out. "MAKE OUT AS PAYMENT"

"…Are they doing it?" Asks Azaerixia.

"Oh yeah, Bianca just went for it with the ex-bride." Says Vylona. "They're going to town on eachother."

"Omygod yayyyy love wins!!!" Azaerixia squeals, clapping.

[fairestmusesofthemall]

Respond to the following prompts out of character, then tag others you'd like to get to know a little bit better.

K...! :D Roleplayer Name: Fiery. Or Jamie. Some friends in high school used to call me Cheese. Also Queso. You have FOUR choices there.

Pronouns: I refer to myself as she/her but I'll respond to any pronouns so don't worry if you go "Oh god what's Fiery's pronouns again?" Yeah you're fine.

Muse Name(s): Okay so let's start with the solo blogs. We got Doc at @leaderintitleonly, we got the Blue Fairy at @wxshxngstxr, we got (sadly inactive rn) Ursula at @saintlyseavvitch, and soon to pop out of seasonal isolation @mrtxnbxlcw with Snow Miser. Characters on this blog right here? Well buckle up, buckaroo! I have mostly Disney muses! I play Charlotte La Bouff. That's Lottie to her friends. I play Pinocchio. I play Pleakley. I play Sneezy. I play Yzma. I play Merryweather. I play Judge Doom. I also sometimes very rarely, but by request, do play Snow White. I have some muses from video games! I have the one, the only, Rambley the Raccoon and he likes trains. I have Miles Edgeworth and he has the updated autopsy report. I have Ashe from a very niche game called Witch's Heart and he's a LITTLE stabby. I have Leshy from Inscryption and yeah I have to specify because there's a lot of Leshy (Leshies? Leshys?) running around from a lot of different games these days. I also play very rarely but please do ask, King of All Cosmos from Katamari Damacy. And then there's my other canon muses which don't fit into anything else. That's Big Bird and Sassapis. I've also got OCs. Ehhh. Need to know basis.

Preferred Communication: DMs. Chat. I am...very slow. I am usually dealing with my symptoms so don't think that me disappearing has anything to do with you. I'm just VERY sick and usually dealing with some kind of drama at the same time. I do give out my Discord but... Listen. I got stalked. As a child. I don't really give out personal ways to contact me unless you ask so I can limit that info going out.

Experience: Oooh through AIM and Neopets. And GaiaOnline. Shout out to that one Snow White rp where we had the Doc-character just collecting stray orphans. I was Dopey in that one. :)

Preferred Roleplay Type: Everything. Give me everything. I like crack and sniping at each other but I equally love whump, romance, and just everything. And plotted events are fun, too.

Pet Peeves/Dealbreakers: I had about three paragraphs here but the tl;dr is don't be weird about villains. Please don't be weird. It's so uncomfortable. It puts me off from writing villains. I will put them all away and hide them forever because people get so weird about them. I just wanna do bad things and have complex feelings. And you know, not be told really weird stuff.

Best Time to Write: It's evening but hey, sometimes I wake up early and you'll see me on. So don't set a clock around me if you're trying to catch me.

Are you like your muse?: Too many muses to think about here and if I'm like them. I can be very nice and sweet but then I go to rabid, screaming Jersey accent in five seconds. Just ask my fiancé. So uh no, not so far. I guess I'll have to run a poll on which character I'm most like at some point. But if we franken character a bit from everyone, I'd say yes. Also if only I was able to be that good of a DM like Leshy. Without the camera thing, booooo you don't make friends that way.

Tagged by: @lcafman (GOSH ELLIE YOU CAN'T JUST TAG PEOPLE /bad mean girls joke doesn't work did it anyway) Tagging: Everyone's...been tagged. At least that I've been able to see since I've been sick and inactive. So um. I'm tagging you, person who reads this. You do it. And tag me back. :D

[somewhat-very-insane]

LEAST FAV WUTHERING HEIGHTS CHARACTER?!

UMM UH UM HINDLEY. he’s just a bitch and also he’s like an alcoholic neglectful dad and just objectively unlikeable. booooo 👎

[stood-onthecliffside]

(Major princess diaries spoilers below for anyone who cares)

OMg so I just finished that book what the HELLL 😭😭😭😭 the ending of the previous book bled into the beginning of this one (some contrite shit about new love being right around the corner BOOOOO in this economy??? When Michael moscovitz exists??????) and JP seemed to be such a stellar boyfriend (at least when not compared to Michael) I was so scared it was going to be permanent it had me literallyyyy googling to make sure Mia ended up with Michael 😭

and I was soooo close to tears throughout like first Mia’s life had so many dramatic changes in such a short span of time, losing her best friend lilly, the binge eating/depression, losing Michael, feeling so stuck and lost and ngl it hit a little closer to home than expected 😭😭

and as soon as Michael showed up in the book and Mia started talking abt how his shoulders were so much broader now and how much more grown up he looked but he was still MICHAEL I started tearing up from the longing/heartache in her writing because SO REAL!!!!!!!! AND HE WAS SO SWEET TO HER AND EVERYTHINGGG HHHHH

AND THE ANGST OMMGGG the will they won’t they with Michael 😫😫 the first cracks in her relationship with jp, her birthday party when MICHAEL LEFT AS JP WAS “PROPOSING” TO HER??? killed me killed me I died DEAD rip me forget Mia MY heart was breaking 😭😭😭

And jp!! Oh goddd I thought it was just going to be an amicable falling out/falling out of love I did nottt expect him to turn out so repulsive?? 🥴 usually I’m against authors villainising characters to justify emotional cheating (like it’s a grey situation, why oversimplify it by presenting a clear cut villain to pin all the blame on yk) but smth abt his rlly was off putting in the recent books, I can’t believe I ever in any sense kind of rooted for him in the first book he was introduced ughhh

Also the whole jp thing was um. very sobering. (I had smth pretty similar happen to me like a while back and this has like fully killed any desire to maybe fix things with him cuz as nice as a guy is u rlly can’t help it if ur just not like attracted to him yk)

Anyways after my wayyy too long book review I leave u with 2 lines that had me crying for like 5 minutes before I could resume reading 😭

(Side note; I also rlly rlly liked Lana’s redemption arc! Didn’t feel forced or out of character, and I felt it was a very smooth depiction of the transition from that immaturish preteen/early teens petty mindset :)) )

i was a jp hater from the start and i am proud if it???? like something was off from the start!!!! i am sorry a jp situation happened to you, i will kill them if you want. honestly michael is so messy and dramatic truly missed his calling in drama! the lily thing was just i didnt NOT like it, makes sense for her character but she was straight up bullying like i would tread lightly with her lmao. the carriage scene btw cinema. like that is a masterpiece right there. anyways live love laugh meg cabot <3