#lando norris memes

[trashytracktales]

Okay but back to the serious questions?

… is lando a boobs or an ass guy? cause personally i think he can’t fucking choose. he just loves both so much!! but what’s his deep preference?

im devastated by this question

Guys, you know I always research my stuff before making a statement about anything that has to do with this man, and trust me when I say, I approached this question with the seriousness of a scientist on the brink of a major discovery. I’m talking surgical gloves, goggles on etc.

So, during this process, I came to the conclusion that the deep preference might just be found in the way he behaves around cars. SHOCKING, I KNOW.

There, proof that he’s an ass man.

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Or is he 😧 *dramatic music intensifies*

I agree with you, anon. He may have problems choosing. However, I think Lando’s preferences are situational. And that is the clearest answer I have, I fear. For instance, in public (at the club, a party, or even in the paddock when it’s crowded, maybe 👀) it’s all about the ass. Why? Easier to grab, less obvious than cupping someone’s boobs in front of God and the cameras. You know, subtle yet effective.

Now, in private? He might feel personally responsible for making up for every moment he’s ever neglected the twins. I mean, he kinda gives off strong rest his head there and call it a day energy.

But, OH WELL, what do I know... 😶

[goodkidmadcity]

when the fic was so good, you just sit and wish it was you there rn….

[f1xnorrisxleclerc]

[cutieln4]

Pure Chaos Pt. 5 | F1 smau

f1 grid x driver!reader

summary: you already know

fc: lia block

a/n: holy shit 1,000 followers is insane thank you all so much for the support and feedback it means so much to me! 🥹

also i move into my dorm today ahh im so scared

part 1 part 2 part 3 part 4

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[landofourwins]

[idontgotopartiesanymore]

F1 + the internet: the exclusive twinklaren edition

[chaostudee]

that's so true, lando norris

summary : y/n y/ln and lando norris, their relationship as seen on the internet. faceclaim : olivia o' neill warnings : language, suggestive content. a/n : since you all love my lando fics sm here's another one <3 sry it's short btw.

y/nusername summer 2024 💌

liked by lilymunihe, landonorris, charlesleclerc and 2,922,013 others.

user72 ugh to be her

lilymunihe oml girl this looks stunning i'm so jealous (also where did you get that bangle im obsessed)

username71 i love how she always tries to sneak lando into a post

f1fan tell lando we miss him !

user44 fr frr i am so ready for this summer break to be over i acc can't anymore

user90 girl u are so gorge oml

landonorris ☀️

liked by y/nusername, oscarpiastri, maxverstappen and 920,416 others.

y/nusername noooo not that pic i told u not to post that one

landonorris but u look so cute 😌

f1fan y/n is so cutesy

username8 lando we need a post on the photography acc pls !!

f1lover oscar liked, just landoscar crumbs

user12 whyyy is there sm likes like what do y'all know about y/n and lando?!?

username45 we need y/n to come to the paddock i just know that her fits would eat so bad

f1girl omggg yesss

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landonorrisupdates y/n y/ln spotted out partying in ibiza with lando last night !! (looks like lila moss was with the pair also)

liked by f1fan, oscarpiastri, sainzupdates and 342,901 others.

user12 RED RED ALERT DJ LANDO IS BACK

f1fan im screamingggg username62 oh we wonnnn f1lover i know this was y/n's doing

oscarpiastri and here i am doing sim 😒

user32 oscarr what are u doing here user12 oscar is so jelly sgdjeie f1girl plsss oscar nobody is forcing u 😭😭

user13 WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT LILA AND Y/N

ln4girl omll lando looks so fucking good

y/nusername my sweet boy

》 his smile omll im melting

》 girl u won

》 i envy u sm

》 why are you guys actually the cutest

》 i love them smmm aaaa

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y/nusername im back babyyy 🇮🇪

liked by landonorris, alexandrasaintmleux, lilymunihe and 427,192 others.

user72 our irish queen we love youuuu

username omg y/n looks so happy to be home

alexandrasaintmleux so so gorge

username62 fit is so cute aagh i love

landonorris pls tell me you got a pint of guiness

y/nusername ofccc 😊

user12 omggg wait i saw her on grafton street today vlogging (she's just that girl)

username11 i just know that y/n is a matcha girl

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messages between y/n and lando

i miss you sm lando

i can't sleep without you lando

rn i'm literally lying on our bed with one of your hoodies lando

stoppp baby i miss u sm too y/n

but just think i'll see you in like 2 days y/n

but that's so longggg lando

ik ik but i promise that i will do anything for you the minute that i get back y/n

anything 😏 lando

ughhh you are such a perv y/n

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landonorris i love u my sweet girl

》 y/n is glowing

》 cutest couple i can't

》 LANDO ASK Y/N WHERE THE SET IS FROM PLS

》 omg boy is so in love

》 adorbs

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y/nusername never liked golf that much but....

liked by maxfewtrell, landonorris, riabish and 328,410 others.

user72 the caption i'm screamingggg

landonorris oh so that's why you were checking me out the whole time

y/nusername was not ! maxfewtrell was too (sry y/n)

username12 finally someone who hates golf just like me

user78 y/n feddddd us with lando content

f1lover can we pls talk about how gorgena y/n looks like okay girl i see u

username24 i was on the stream ☝️

f1girl omggg me too

f1 and next up silverstone !

》 OH I'M SO READY

》 hoping for a lewis win

》 i've been waiting for this all year

》 best race track on the calendar imo

》 if only i had tickets 😭

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y/nusername guess where i'm going hehe

liked by landonorris, lilymunihe, lewishamilton and 529,629 others.

user62 plsss tell me it's silverstone

username12 omggg is y/n finally going to a gp

f1fan i'll die acc

lilymunihe can't wait to see u girl 🙃

username78 if it's not to the gp trust i will be pissed

f1lover omggg girl yessss

user00 sir lewis hamilton in the likes omggg our girl is coming to silverstone

f1girl i hope that y/n never gets any hate she deserves the world <33

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y/nusername i will always support you 🫶

liked by landonorris, georgerussell, kikagomes and 725,292 others.

landonorris i love you so much ❤️

y/nusername i love you more

username13 obssesed with them

user13 y/n is so supportive

user72 omgg i'm so happy that y/n saw lando on the podium

f1fan yesss it actually made my day username12 no but my heart actually clenched when y/n started crying f1lover and then lando winked at herrr ughhh i'm so jelly

georgerussell ugh u both make me sick

landonorris love ya mate

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@lottalove4evelyn

@sweetestgirlintown111

@mxryxmfooty

@hadidsworld

@llando4norris

@depressedriches

@heavy-vettel

@nichmeddar

@janeh22

@love2readd

@seonghwaexile

[abusivelittlebunny]

Carlos can't keep his dick out of the cuties of the grid and that's why he was banished to Williams

[stripedstarsblueflags]

lando and oscar: *managed by a shitshow of a team and therefore clash with each other*

nico rosberg, from several kilometers away: I CLASHED WITH MY TEAMMATE ONCE. it was the spring of 2016, even the brilliant rays of sunlight couldn’t melt the frozen shards of the love i gave to–

oscar: lando and i bought each other flowers today :)

[simplywrong]

Driver duos as texts I found on Pinterest again:

Sorry, I needed something positive :(

[peoplesprincessgeorge]

landoscar + txt posts = true 5.0

[trashytracktales]

Hear me out.... LANDO IS AN ONLYFANS MODEL

Lando has affirmed this multiple times in the past and, joking or not, I can’t say wholeheartedly that I’d be surprised to find out he pursued this during his free time. He loves attention, and we all know he’d be thriving off the supply and demand model.

Now, THE content. His posts would be obscure, abstract, yet somehow utterly obscene, because he knows his angles. Don’t know why, but I’m thinking a b&w theme would be his go-to choice, since the lack of color would make everything harder to decipher 👀

He would definitely go faceless, but you know it’s him. Plus, imagine the occasional easter eggs: maybe a Quadrant hoodie thrown over a chair, or maybe his //// necklace peeking into frame, or a mole on his cheek that only the real (obsessed) ones would clock immediately.

But NO confirmation. Just an overwhelming, suffocating sense of knowing, at all times SHOOT ME IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD EXECUTION STYLE IT WOULD HURT LESS

The man would be rolling in cash, not that he needs it. Still, that’s an entrepreneurial king right there 😎👍🏻

Now, how many of you would be willingly funding his empire, hm?? Be honest, I know what you are...

[kolbalissh]

f1 as more textposts because i love to procrastinate part 2/?

[dittaturamonegasca]

mclaren just made ferrari look like a happy healthy family wow

[cutieln4]

Pure Chaos Pt. 6 | F1 smau

f1 grid x driver!reader

summary: even in a fake world lando gets hate. also y/n loves to bully lando

fc: lia block

part 1 part 2 part 3 part 4 part 5

some of these are from @eywas-heir so creds to them. thanks sm queen🫶

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[cadillacjohnf1]

Just saw the F1 Secret Santa video and my personal highlights were:

George absolutely missing the host's joke about him having his modeling poses 'down to a T'

Liam's childish glee at the Lighting McQueen car (it's aimed at 4 year olds)

Return of the BottASS pics

Landoscar being mutually outraged not actually at the padel lessons but at the fact that the padel lessons were from Galex (how dare they)

Valtteri implying George looks like a cartoon frog (not inaccurate)

Haasteban in his loving life era (finally!)

Lance being entirely fed up (he's so sick of the bad gifts)

Finally getting to see the lore of the Zhou and Carlos chili costume

Everything that Franco did (they need to find a way to keep him around pls let him be a cheerleader or something)