#uh he kinda looks like a mouse in the left one but . lol

[breadnoise]

some traditional sketches

ref

[malleux]

PART THREE PART THREE PART THREE

spell [3]. | corpse husband

part one ; part two

-> Pairing: Corpse Husband x Fem!Reader

-> Genre: Fluff

-> Warnings: Anxiety, Self Doubt, Cursing, Hate Comments

-> A/N: here’s the long awaited part three! it’s definitely longer than the last chapters, but genuinely thank you all for 300 followers in literally 4 days lol. also, i wrote this under the small assumption that corpse’s main love language is physical touch!

corpse husband taglist is closed!

You didn’t realize that it was possible to shake so much. You were practically panicking- just from standing in front of an apartment door, ready to knock and meet the man who changed your life.

You’d woken up this morning bright and early. The Facetime call was still on with Corpse and small snores could be heard from his line. You had prayed that he’d gotten at least more than an hour, but doubted it as you hung up and sent a message about when you’d be leaving.

Corpse soon messaged back saying that he was awake as you finally finished packing- you’d stopped last night when he called- so you got in your car and drove the two hours it took to get to San Diego.

So now you stood in front of his apartment, practically trembling. Why you were so anxious, you didn’t know. You’d been talking to him for how long now? And it was never awkward.

But things could easily change when you met him in real life, couldn’t they?

You shook those thoughts out of your head and mustered up enough courage to knock on Corpse’s door, already becoming out of breath from such a simple gesture.

A crash sounded from in the apartment, followed by a small ‘fuck’ that made your heart flip. Soon after, the door opened and you looked up, finally coming eye to eye with him. You couldn’t help the grin that stretched across your face, mirroring his own as he smiled at you as well.

“Hi.” You internally smacked yourself for not saying more, but that’s truly all that could come out of your mouth at the moment.

“Hey. You’re uh- you’re so much prettier in real life.” Corpse responded, looking nearly everywhere but you.

You flushed. “And you’re super attractive, but I already suspected that.”

You could tell he was taken aback by your compliment because he suddenly became even more shy, silently moving out of the doorway and gesturing for you to enter.

“I’m going to film again with everyone in a few minutes, but first I can show you my bedroom so you can make yourself comfortable.” Corpse said after he closed the door. “You can sleep in there and I’ll stay on the couch-“

“Absolutely not.” You interjected, “I’m not kicking you out of your bed.”

“But you’re the guest and I’m not about to let you sleep on my couch.”

“And you’re the owner of this apartment and I’m not going to take over your space like that. I’m sleeping on the couch.”

Corpse groaned and reached his arm out towards you. You thought he was going to just shove your shoulder away for being stubborn, but instead he wrapped his arm completely around your shoulders, pulling you into his side as a hug. You grinned and turned, giving him a full hug and resting your cheek against his chest as his chin laid on your head.

“I’m for real glad you came to visit.” He murmured into your hair, squeezing you a bit tighter before letting go. “Do you wanna stream with me tonight or just chill and watch?”

꧁꧂

“Corpse is streaming Among Us again with Sean, Felix, Rae, Sykkuno, Dave, and Leslie!”

“Where’s Y/N? I miss #CorpseY/N !!”

Twitter was truly your go-to platform when you were bored. You’d been scrolling on it for about thirty minutes now, laying on a small couch that Corpse had in his gaming room.

The man himself was sitting across the room at his desk, talking loudly as he defended himself from being accused as Imposter.

You continued to scroll, feeling a little anxious that somehow Corpse just magically knew that you were looking through your ship tag with him. These were your only worried thoughts until you went past your first… unsavory comment of the day.

“Y/N isn’t playing with them again today. Maybe she finally got the hint that they don’t want her around.”

You rolled your eyes and ignored it, but couldn’t help the rather loud sigh that escaped your lips.

“Hey, guys, I’m going to mute the mic for a second. Everything’s good, don’t worry.” Corpse said into his mic before turning around and facing you. “Is everything okay?”

Turning the phone off and laying it on your chest, you contemplated telling Corpse the truth. He’d just worry about you and you didn’t want that. But he already was worried about you- he’d muted Among Us just to check on you.

“Why are people so mean to others?”

Corpse studied you for a minute before patting his lap. “Come here.”

You quirked an eyebrow. “Excuse me?”

“You're excused. Now come here.”

You stood up and cautiously walked towards the man, who sat before you expectantly. He playfully rolled his eyes and grabbed your wrist, pulling you into his lap sideways. Your back rested against one arm of his gaming chair while your legs draped across the other.

Corpse had one arm reaching around your back, placing his fingers on the keyboard while the other rested on top of your knees, grabbing the computer mouse. You laid your head on Corpse’s shoulder, resting in the crook of his neck.

“It’s in that shipping hashtag, isn’t it? I swear- whoever says that shit about you is dead wrong. Tell me if it gets worse, I’ll put them back in their fucking place. Nobody gets to decide who I’m with or who’s worthy of me.”

You only nodded and closed your eyes, breathing in Corpse’s cologne as he unmuted his mic once more to defend his honor, much like he was ready to defend you.

꧁꧂

Your body ached.

As you had argued your first day with Corpse, you’d been sleeping on his couch for four days now. The first night was okay- his couch was rather comfortable, but it didn’t compare to a bed. Now, your back, shoulders, and neck were killing you.

Every day, 7am would roll around and you would wake up, the soreness preventing you from sleeping in longer.

Usually, you would go into Corpse’s room and talk to him as he messed around on his laptop while sitting in his bed, but today when you entered, he was finally sleeping. It was the first time you’d seen him rest since you’d arrived and you quietly left, not wanting to disturb his much-needed sleep.

You made your way to his small kitchen, pulling out the few groceries that he had in his refrigerator to make breakfast.

Corpse often ate fast foods and takeout, and apologized earlier in the week for not having much to eat. You reassured him that it was okay- that him just letting you visit was enough- and now, you were determined to make it up to him with the best breakfast in bed ever.

You were halfway through making breakfast when the soft thump of feet echoed in the doorway before a chin planted itself on your shoulder.

“Whatcha cookin?” You practically shuddered at Corpse’s morning voice before suddenly gasping and shoving him out of the kitchen.

“No! No!” You pushed him back to his room, “Stay! Go back to bed, now!”

Right as you turned to go back to the kitchen, Corpse caught your wrist and pulled you down onto the bed with him. You practically squealed as you fell, making him laugh.

“Why? What’s going on?” He turned to face you with a teasing smile.

“I was making you breakfast in bed! I was gonna surprise you when you woke up, but you ruined it.” You pouted.

“Aw, poor baby.” His hand reached up and brushed a stray hair out of your face before he traced down your jawline, reaching your chin and using his finger to tilt it up. “I think I’ve got a better surprise, though.”

You quirked an eyebrow, but before you could say anything his lips were on yours. Your heart stopped, but you almost immediately melted into his kiss, bringing your own hand up to cup his cheek while his moved to rest on your waist.

Corpse soon propped himself up on his elbow, never once leaving your lips- just deepening the kiss. He smiled and gave you a few more pecks before finally pulling away and looking at you in adoration.

“Those little hate comments? They’re wrong. If anything, I don’t deserve you. You’ve still got me under a little spell and I wouldn’t have it any other way.”

“Corpse, you deserve the world and I’d be honored to be the one to give it to you.”

“God, you’re perfect for me.”

You couldn’t say anything else. You could only lay beneath him, admiring the man who was now yours. Corpse leaned down again to capture you in another kiss, but you suddenly jerked away before you could lose yourself again.

“Shit, the pancakes!”

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[froginette]

bucky barnes x tiny reader

➺ request (@thorlover): « I was thinking you could do something to do with mouse traps with either bucky or maybe peter Parker kinda like fearplay turns fluff! Can't wait to see what you do »

➺ summary: bucky believes he has a mice problem, but it turns out to be a tiny person :-0 and don’t worry nothing terrible happens with the mouse traps lol

never done something like this before but it seems interesting :) hope you like it! i have no idea what im doing and im new to writing g/t so feedback and reblogs are appreciated!

(the end is not super proofread, sorry if it’s crap)

𝐁𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐘 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐒

From the outside, James Buchanan Barnes looks like a terrifying man. He’s a big guy with a metal arm, a naturally stormy expression, and an intimidating presence to boot. So why did you, a person hardly 3 inches tall, live in his home?

This was something you asked yourself on the daily, usually while you swiped a crumb or two from his kitchen behind his back, then scrambled to return to the hole in the wall where you resided, behind the loose power outlet and all its tangly wires. Being tiny in such a big world was hard enough, but living off of a giant’s extra supplies was terrifying and difficult work.

You must not be seen. You must not be heard. Your hole in the wall mustn’t be found. You must not take much—he can’t notice what’s missing, even if it’s small.

You had laid down these rules—and more—for yourself long before you ever gathered enough courage to commence this “borrowing.” But now you believed you had a pretty efficient routine, living alongside this giant peacefully without disturbance, either to you or to him.

That is, until you heard him talking on the phone with someone about rodents.

“..Yeah, I think I must have a mice problem. I swear, random stuff goes missing—not even stuff that matters, but still—and I keep hearing scratching noises from the wall,” Bucky said, his voice slightly warbled from the other side of the drywall, though you could still hear enough. “Set traps? Really, Sam? No, I—Fine. No, don’t come over here. I can do it myself.”

That was enough to make what little hope you had left shrivel up and wheeze its last coughing breath.

And sure enough, the next day, there the traps were, taunting and mocking you at every twist and turn. You weren’t dumb enough to waltz straight into them, but they were certainly in your way and they were difficult to maneuver around.

You huffed a sigh of frustration for what felt like the hundredth time that day as you stumbled upon a particularly tricky trap. It would seem like you could just go around, one might say, but you couldn’t; it was blocking the narrow path back to your outlet. You had just had a day full of dodging and weaving, and after all of it you’d gotten a bag full of good supplies Bucky had left behind—now you were for sure being mocked as this last obstacle blocked your path.

The only way was to slowly and carefully climb across the side of the trap. You knew it was stupid, but you were desperate and just wanted to be safe in your home again. You could avoid the trigger, and you’d be okay, right? Right.

Picking each step with extreme precision, you’d made it halfway, being oh so careful, when your sack slipped out of your grasp and hit the trap’s trigger with a clunk!

~~

“What the…”

A tiny . . . person. Not a mouse.

Bucky was truly at a loss for words as he crouched down to look at the trap closer. This little person was yanking a sack, which had been snapped under the trap, with all their might, their heels digging into the wood as they frantically tried to recover their bearings.

The person kept glancing at Bucky in the midst of their struggle, the most terrified and horror-stricken expression he’d ever seen plastered on their little face. He thought he even glimpsed a tear or two.

What else could he do but say hello?

“Uh . . . hi there,” he said, trying to be quiet, but it seemed his voice did nothing but spook you further. Bucky was trying his best here—it’s not every day you meet a person barely three inches tall.

“Are you alright?” Bucky asked, his voice low and hesitant. This seemed to make you stop struggling so much, but you didn’t reply.

After a few more moments of silence, he crouched down and offered, “Do you want any help with that?”

Your eyes remained wide as saucers, but slowly you began to nod your little head in acceptance and take little steps back, letting the top of the sack slip out of your little hands. You were terrified of this trap and wanted nothing to do with it.

Gingerly, Bucky reached a large hand forward, being careful not to make any sudden movements (he figured it would not be a good idea to use his metal arm, which he kept at his side). He grasped the sack between his thumb and forefinger and slipped it free of the trap’s jaws; the man then set it on the ground in front of you.

Hesitantly you took it back, your eyes steady on the giant before you. When he leaned away, you found it much easier to breathe.

“I’m sorry if it hurt you,” Bucky murmured, gesturing to the trap. “I had no idea you…y’know…lived here. Well—I assume you live here. You do live here, right?”

Your nod was slight, but not unnoticeable.

The atmosphere then quickly died, as Bucky didn’t know how else to carry on the conversation, and like hell were you talking. The deceased dialogue hung there limply before the both of you, taunting and taunting and taunting until someone came up with a new topic. Giant and tiny simply stared, observing one another in the awkward silence.

Well. There had been one thing on Bucky’s mind for a few minutes now.

It is with a pinch of shame, a handful of curiosity, and a shit load of forced confidence that Bucky asked, “Have you ever…been held before?”

Judging by your mortified expression, that was a no. But the face didn’t last very long—rather it morphed into more of a curious grimace, as if you wouldn’t be opposed to the idea, but it was still make you very anxious.

You had always wondered what things would look like all the way up there. Sure, you could climb on the counter, on top of the cabinets near the ceiling even, but no way could it be the same as being held in someone’s hand. You could travel faster, see the world, be kept safe…

You were suddenly toppled over with a surge of warm confidence, the likes of which you’d never experienced in your life. The desire to trust this giant became overwhelming all of a sudden, so you decided to bypass all of your usual worrying and just get on with the whole ordeal. He seemed nice enough, yeah?

(Normally you would consider such behavior entirely reckless—what had gotten into you?)

“Let me up,” you called out, projecting as much as your tiny lungs allowed. A new expression appeared on your face—one of determination, fearlessness, and a rock-solid conscience. None of which you really felt on the inside, but you were sure good at playing the part. Bucky believed it.

His surprise was clear, but it pleased him that you were so willing. He was embarrassed to have asked to hold you, but he couldn’t help it—the thought had been burning the back of his mind. Someone so tiny was meant to be protected, Bucky thought. You were definitely capable of taking care of yourself, especially considering you had lived in his house all this time, but you deserved to be treated like a person.

Holding you was among the most terrifying things Bucky had ever done. Seeing you in the palm of his hand, so small and fragile, he was mortified at the thought of harming you. The thought of his past self almost made him laugh—he was so determined to be gentle with you, and yet his hands were stained with the memories of unspeakable crimes. He began to shake, remembering the things he had done, ashamed that he would even think of touching you.

You could feel the man’s trembling beneath your curled legs, and your brows furrowed. What was going through this giant’s head? And more importantly, he seemed to be more afraid of you than you were of him. You didn’t know where this brave face of yours had come from, but that was to think about at a later time.

Ever so gently, you placed your little hand on the pad of Bucky’s thumb in a comforting manner, as if to tell him that you were okay, and he would be okay. It was almost a comical scene—Bucky, the trained soldier and broken soul, shaking with nerves as he was comforted by you, a tiny person notorious for your fear of giants.

You smiled up at the man, joking lightly, “Careful with all that shaking, you might drop me.”

This drew a laugh out of Bucky—deep and hearty, his lips curling in amusement. The relief of the joke was much needed, and he seemed to calm down a bit.

Needless to say, Bucky had needed this experience. It provided him much solace to discover that he could hold something so precious without breaking it, and now he wanted to continue the act by protecting you further.

“I don’t want you to have to live in fear,” Bucky confessed. “You don’t have to hide away in the walls anymore—if you don’t want.”

Your little grin sent goosebumps down his skin, even more so when you accepted the offer, wrapping your arms around his thumb in a mini-hug. It was with much relief that Bucky smiled, comforted with the thought of keeping his new friend safe.

[korasonata]

I had someone last time ask me about time stamps, so all of these from this point out will have the time stamp at the top of each set of quotes. I am currently in the process of retrieving the time stamps for the previous 5 posts, and will link an updated version when I have retrieved them all.

Link to the video is here: https://m.twitch.tv/videos/1149389841

Favourite moments of Joe and Cleo model streams part 6!

(I am very sorry I tried very hard to make this not as long as it is. There will probably be another extended cut post because there was just SO much happening in this stream)

—

00:00:57

Cleo: Welcome to the stream. Mine and/or Joes. Or, both.

Joe: Yay!

Cleo: I suppose that’s what the “and” means. In that statement. That would make sense. Glue pot’s ready—

Joe: It makes sense to me.

Cleo: …that makes me even more nervous that it makes sense to you, Joe. Not gonna lie.

—

00:16:34

Joe: So, anyway, last night at dinner, uh, like I— I had put this interview on while I was cooking and I kinda left it on as my daughter sat down for dinner and I was like “hey, this is an interview with this very famous journalist from about 50 years ago. Uh, he’s got a really interesting voice and a really interesting cadence, and I wanna kind of listen to it so I can— maybe copy it as like a joke in one of my videos.” And my daughter listens to it for about a— a minute—

Cleo: And then says “now that’s— is that you?”

Joe: *laughing* She just turns to me and she’s like “my friend…her parents got her…did you know they make crayon applesauce now? It says crayola. It tastes. Like they’ve blended a brown crayon. And sprinkled it on top.”

Cleo: That sounds grim.

Joe (prideful laughing): And it just kind of matches the cadence while also talking about something terrible to ingest?*laughing* And I just start cracking up because like— *laughing continues* she gets it! And she’s just like “why are you laughing?” Because you just— you nailed it! You nailed the pauses, you— you nailed the subject matter, like this is— this is just great!! And she’s like “no! This is a real thing! This crayon applesauce is terrible!” And I’m just laughing and laughing and she’s like trying to explain why it’s not good, and I’m like “I understand why it’s not good, but—“

Cleo (reading chat): “Joe’s daughter is awesome.” I think you’re probably correct. Joe’s daughter is indeed awesome.

Joe: Yeah, I’m very very happy with my daughter. (Reading chat) What was for dinner? Well not crayola applesauce!

—

Cleo (in response to someone complimenting her 3rd Life videos): Awe! Thank you joytobake, that’s really nice! I am…always pleased when people like my personality. Because I’m never sure that people should, you know?

Joe: Yeah, that’s— that’s what we were talking about— I think before we started streaming, was like, Cleo really gets me, and that’s a huge red flag.

Cleo: That’s a— yeah. As a human being. Understanding Joe - massive red flag. Huge. This is a danger. To everybody. And particularly Joe.

Joe: It’s the terror of being truly known.

—

00:47:08

Joe: Up until this point I didn’t show the instructions, but now I feel like I have to.

Cleo: Because otherwise people are going to judge your competency?

Joe: Yeah! They’re gonna go “ok. Any idiot can figure out how these pieces go together” but if you look at these instructions, that’s not true. I’m a spectacular idiot, and I have no idea what I’m doing with these.

Cleo: I mean. I want— I want to confirm. Yes. Spectacular.

Joe: Yes. Thank you Cleo.

Cleo: *snicker* You’re welcome Joe. I always like to insult the people I care about the most.

Joe (quietly): I know…I appreciate it.

Cleo (Watching chat): I’m waiting for Cam to confirm that.

(Cam in chat: She insults me SO MUCH, she called me a gibbon last night…)

—

00:59:42

Joe: *reading tips*

Cleo (reading chat): “you can’t stop Joe when he’s on a role.” This is true.

Joe (not paying attention): *still reading tips*

Cleo: I mean you can, you just have to go: Joe. Joe. JOE. And then he stops sometimes.

Joe (quietly, but with emphasis): WHAAAAAAAAAAT??!?

Cleo: I’M DOING A THING!

—

01:00:46

Joe (reading tips): “This is an encouragement donation for more of you singing in the future.” Ooo, I think Cleo would like that because the future is not now.

—

01:02:23

Cleo (genuine singing): Ground control to major Tom…

Joe: *listening in awe*

Cleo: …That’s…pretty much all I know…

Joe: Oh, I was gonna let you keep going, I— I wanted to hear more.

Cleo: Oh no. That’s pretty much all I know.

Joe: But yeah. Hypothermic haddoc writes (singing) “tell my wife I love her very much!” …I was waiting for you to jump in with the (singing) “she knoooooows!”

Cleo: Again. Again, I don’t know the song very well.

Joe: Oh. And here I am sitting in my tin can—

—

01:47:54

Cleo: *leaves to get a drink*

Joe: While you’re getting your drink I guess I’ll provide some musical entertainment.

SILENCE

Joe: …I don’t have anything prepared. So, let’s see…do we have any birthdays? *laughing* if it’s anybody’s birthday I’ll sing to you while Cleo’s gone.

Cleo: I’m back.

Joe: Oh ok. Well, sorry birthday boys. And girls.

Cleo: feel free to sing to people. I’m sure people want that.

Joe: no…well, I was gonna do it while you were away cause I need to get up and get my drink as soon as you’re back.

Cleo: Oh, go and get a drink and I will sing happy birthday—

Joe: So I’m gonna go get my drink, I’ll be right back.

Cleo: —to people who have chosen to spend their birthday…here…I’m not judging, uh, but— (upbeat singing) Happy Birthday to you! You smell like a zoo! (Talking) …uh, etcetera etcetera… (Singing) I forgot how this song goes! Nevermind it sucks to be you! *blows a raspberry*

—

01:49:09

Cleo: I mean it’s Cams birthday on Saturday, and I will sing to Cam on his birthday. His birthday is not today. I mean he probably wants me to not sing to him on his birthday, to be fair—

[Cam: Please don’t sing to me]

Cleo: —but you know, I might do it anyway. Cause it’s obnoxious. And I will laugh. (Reading chat) “Happy Birthday! Here’s some genocide! Please don’t sing to me…” *laughing* I won’t sing to you if you don’t want me to, Honey.

[Cam: Not happy birthday at least lol]

Cleo: I might torture you in other ways though.

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01:50:55

Cleo: Hiiiiii Jooooooe.

Joe: Hello! Joe Hiws hewe! I am back fwom my dwink bweak!

Cleo: …what is that voice?

Joe (in a Kermit the Frog/Swedish Chef/Yoda hybrid of an accent): I feewl wike it’s fwom home star wunner or something, I don’t know! It’s almost Kermit THe Fwog Hewe, but not quITe!

*Cleo laughing*

It’s a little— (Normal voice) I dunno. I still had some of my drink in my throat, so I was like— I didn’t wanna like accidentally cough it out on the microphone as soon as I started talking. So I was just like (weird voice continues) I’ll do thIS vOIce

*Squealing giggling from Cleo*

(Same iteration of previous accent now blended somehow with the voice of Goofy from Micky Mouse) It’ll keep my mOUth in a shape that if I start— me coughing up a dwink it’ll just go into the chEEks on EIther sIde. It’s a natuwal, uh bARRier against, uh, hydration escapism! Uh yuh!!

Cleo: *giggles* Ok Joe. Ok.

Joe: *high pitched laughing* I don’t know Cleo! I’m just gonna keep making noises until people give me money! It’s jus— it’s how I pay rent.

Cleo: *laughing* Making noises until people give you— ahhhh…..

Joe: Yeah

Cleo: — actually…..yeah. Yeah. Yeah…Um (reading chat) “it’s drunk Kermit” *wheezing*

Joe (drunk Kermit The Frog voice): It’s 5:00 somewhere!

Cleo: *laughing* thanks for this. I needed— I needed this moment of— of— whatever this was.

—

01:53:54

Joe: So my daughter said the most Wednesday Adams thing to me the other day—

Cleo: Oh no

Joe: Except she didn’t do the deadpan delivery. She was very upbeat about this. So apparently “UP” has, on Dinsey+ a series of shorts about the old man and the dog. Right? And they’re called something like “a Dougs Life” cause Doug is the name of the dog

Cleo: yeah.

Joe: and she goes “oh! And it’s short! Like a dogs lifespan!”

SILENCE

Cleo: …Your…kid is very much your kid, you know that right?

Joe (proud dad): I know right?!

—

01:58:20

Cleo: I mean…you’d kill it at the Met Galla. Not gonna lie.

Joe (excited): Oh my god— I wanna get one of those Manuel suits that has like all the rhinestones and the flowers on it? Um, but, you know, like, those are very expensive.

Cleo: We live with what we can afford. Maybe someone can make you a Diamond encrusted suit that you can wear on camera. And have all the sparkles as green.

Joe (very excited): Oh my gosh— actually— so—

02:20:45

Joe: Meanwhile in my Discord everyone’s posting what they describe as “eye searingly beautiful” lime green wedding dresses. For my next wedding. Um—

Cleo: *snicker* is that what you’re wearing for your next wedding?

Joe: you know, honestly at this point I don’t wanna make any assumptions about anything.

Cleo: *cackling*

—

02:31:07

(This is context for the next one)

Cleo (reading chat): “some people have too much time on their hands” I mean, I personally would not drive 8 hours to see— um…

Joe: …me?

Cleo: I dunno, I might drive 8 hours to see you.

Joe: I offered to drive 8 hours to see you when you were coming to Disney and you said no, so I’m gonna assume that you would not drive 8 hours to see me.

Cleo: I mean, I— li— the key word there was “might”. I wou— I would have to have my mini frea— well I was freaked out at that point. When you offered, and and I was just like “oh god no.” Because, you know, social anxiety is a thing.

Joe: Mhm. I’ve heard of that.

Cleo: Yeah. And I do not do well particularly meeting people for the first time, even people I’ve known for a while. I go very very quiet and umm…I think it’s worse actually with people that I’ve known for a while? Um, online, um…because— cause my brain goes “well you’re gonna make a s—your, your— your going to do something and say something stupid. You going— they’re gonna hate you in real life” um…so, yeah. My brain absolutely freaked out at that moment.

—

02:34:12

Cleo: But, you know, like I say, I get hate mail on the regular, it’s fine. I mean part of that is daring to be a woman on the Internet, but only part. The other part is the fact that I’m also an awful human being. So, you know.

SILENCE

Cleo: …the silence isn’t doing— the silence doesn’t do you— do me any favours Joe.

Joe: Well, you know, I didn’t wanna talk over you when you’re sharing your insecurities.

Cleo: yeah….

Joe: That seems rude.

Cleo: I mean—

Joe: So I wanted to make sure you were done.

Cleo: no no no no, that’s fine. I’m always done Joe.

Joe: And nOW I can actually tell you how I really feel.

Cleo: No, please don’t. Not onl— no. That will— that will make me even more uncomfortable.

Joe (upbeat singing): The praise train is on its way!! Choo choo!!

Cleo: Noooooooooooooooooo!! Nooo!!

Joe: For Cleo it’s her day!! Choo choo!!

Cleo: *noises of distress*

Joe: Cleo is really great!! Choo choo!! Choo choo!!

Cleo: *distressful crying*

Joe: She’s not merely ok!! She doesn’t have to be the best at talking to people for the first time!! Cause they’ll love her anyway!! And sometimes they’ll even rhyyyme!! Yay for Cleo!!

Cleo: *physically going through a full body cringe* noooo

Joe: See, it would have been rude if I did that in the middle of your thing.

Cleo: *sob laughing*

Joe: That would not have been socially acceptable.

Cleo (through tears): I’m not even sure it was socially acceptable now.

Joe: WHY NOT?!

Cleo: (sobbing and laughing simultaneously) I hate you so much.

—

02:38:05

Cleo (reading chat): “We all need a Joe in our life, who sings a theme song for us when we’re talking ourselves down” I’m not sure you do.

Joe: Yeah, that wasn’t really a theme song? Like, if I was gonna do a theme song for Cleo—

Cleo (with immense dread): Oh no…no…no…

—

02:43:07

Joe: I’d just like to point out (very obnoxiously high pitched voice) That this is Cleo’s average person voice, which means that 50% of people have an even higher pitched voice!

Cleo: …You know, I can’t actually stab Joe through the Internet. And I’ve always been upset about that.

—

02:53:36

Joe (with all the enthusiasm of a 16 year old girl gossiping at a slumber party): Ooo I wanna ask Cleo about giiiiiirls!!!

Cleo: Ask me about girls! I’m— I’m happy for you to ask me about girls.

Joe: Ok, so, do you— do you feel comfortable saying what your specific, uh, type of woman is? I’m— I’m curious about that.

Cleo: Um, it’s— it’s nerdy girls? Specifically. Umm…not too, um…you know, the kind of running, climbing, you know— sort of— person. You know, it’s— it’s the sort of— it’s the sort of— action girl kinda thing. I kinda like that type. That’s sort of my type.

Joe: Mhm. Yeah, like—

Cleo: Why, what’s your type of girl?

Joe: Well, uh, usually it’s somebody that is— very anti authority— un— un— dissatisfied with the status quo. So usually more punk, or that sort of thing.

Cleo: Yeah. That’s— that’s— that sort of plays into the action girl sort of thing as well. Yeah I get that. So yeah.

Joe: yeah, umm, you— yeah so I don’t know. Um— so not necessarily, uh, as focused on the athleticism element there, but I know like—

Cleo: Well it’s not really athleticism, it’s— it’s more— it’s more—

Joe: —in terms of like, um, hiking, cause like, uh, you know in college there’s like a climbing and camping club or whatever—

Cleo: Oh yeah, it’s not that sort of person. It’s— it’s more, um…getting out and having a go at things. Like, you know, not— not being afraid to—

Joe: Adventurous

Cleo: Yeah! Adventurous! That’s the word!

—

Cleo (whispering): I don’t know where this bit goes! *gasp* it goes over there!

Joe (whispering): You can do it!

Cleo: I can do it! I believe in me!

Joe: You’ll find a place to glue it! It doesn’t necessarily have to be the right place!

Cleo: I know!

Joe: You’re equally valid regardless!

Cleo: Thanks Joe!

Joe: You’re welcome!

Cleo: It’s appreciated!

[the-acid-pear]

Tumblr refuses to let me reblog the post again, so this is the second part of me reading the second btg book! ☺️

Still Chapter 211

Son on son violence

Chapter 212

This dude pretty cute ngl

Shit, rip

AAWW HIGH 5 🥺🥺

It's almost like they are a regular father and son 😭🥺💔

Chapter 213

Look how thigh those shirts are hehehoho 🥴

OYXITSITDITDLTD

Ooooh there goes my man Jyaku ready to kick some ASS

🥺😭💞

Baki really just forgot his mom eh, thought you were getting stronger for HER smh

Oh Jyaku vs Retsu? Nvm Jyaku i can only hope Retsu is nice w you

I like how most are like, confused over who to cheer for lmao

I know he won't make it but I'm cheering for Jyaku btw i like him more <33

Chapter 214

Love that title, can't believe Jyaku is gonna ask Retsu out 😍 /j

He really is just honest Igari

I love that he apologizes

Chapter 215

OJFOYDITDISTOTDG

HIS FACEEE THIS FUCKING CLOWN 😭😭😭

THIS IS JUST SO FUCKING FUNNY

Chapter 216

Burgir

GHZJDUDDRHD THEY ARE SOOO MAD

That smile so cute...

Jyaku is a king

Love it when Retsu throws that pose, though y'all know why

HDGSSGSGF you are coming to Japan wether you like it or not 🔫

Chapter 217

Finally Jyaku got serious too

WITH HIS TOES 😭

King is just obsessed i luv him

HEHE HAIRY LEGS

It does seem like Jyaku is trynna confess his love jfnshdshdf

Chapter 218

I remember i almost laugh cry with my dad when we saw this

His damn beard... 💔

THE HAND OF THE TRAITOR

He has a good point

They be calling my man Jyaku a masochist noooo yfjdhdgs

Chapter 219

Okay seems kinda into it <:/

Old man? He doesn't look that old Baki :/

That was so smart 🥺

Chapter 220

Retsu calm down please you are gonna break his back

Oh my god Retsu, oh my god.

He did apologize at least

Chapter 221

Damn dude be a little more gentle with him

Oh, get was picking him up, okay

FR FR

🥺🥺🥺

FARHDHDYFTH THE KINGGG

Chapter 222

I love how everyone completed him (except Yujiro but not surprising), these warriors are such a good team

I want to eat an apple too now

That was fast

I got distracted watching a vsauce react video sorry

Okay I'm glad a comment actually mentioned Sik

Chapter 223

Had to take a uh idk 5 hour break bc lights went out :/

Feet be fuming lmao

Ohhh that's a cool analysis

Chapter 224

What a good punch

That "please",,,

Poor Li man, having to see his brother DIE /j

No, Viêt Long, i have not been hit by a truck before.

Chapter 225

It's so funny how Jyaku lost bc he fought a main charac and only those win

Sad day for the Chinese citizens

Mf got tits in his back

This is gonna be so goodddd

Chapter 226

Look at the size of his tits, the slut

INSTAGRAM INFLUENCER POSE WOOO

These two are cool fighters

Chapter 227

Old man showing skin

His smile is so fucked up lmao

Chapter 228

Baki what the FUCK are you wearing?

I just remembered when Hana did a flip, that was so good

Retsu babey 🥺

I love how confused Yujiro looks

Chapter 229

Hey, i recognize that name...

Kaku just too op

Yujiro you are gonna pop your testicles if you do that with your leg

Chapter 230

God that's such a good threat

Love Retsu's confusion

Damn bitch you saying we gotta keep up w this whore cuz you were too slow? Ffs Kaku 😢

I love when you can tell someone is still hanging around just quietly by seeing their response in a comment

Chapter 231

God this just feels so good, to see Yujiro actually scared 😍

YOOO THAT'S POG

Chapter 232

I wanna finish this book and start the next one grrr

This fight is so satisfying

That last bit is so cringe but whatever that's okay

Fight so controversial comments were deactivated

Chapter 233

Itagaki hincha de boquita el más grande? 😳 /j

Okay yeah it IS just rude

Hohoooo shit getting nice

Chapter 234

This asshole lmao

Yuji-chan really went "how many times do i have to teach you this lesson, old man?!"

Mfs be doing Jojo references in the comments lol

Chapter 235

GTFO WITH THAT LOGIC RETSU IM SORRY CHINA IS LOSING BUT GET LOSTTTT AJSGAJGS

Ffs Kaku you are doomed 😢💔

Yujiro so strong my mouse disconnected

Chapter 236

Abs in his back...

Crying and shaking that is NOT true

DON'T FEED HIS EGO, KAKU

LIONS CAN BE KILLED BY TIGERS TOO!!!!

I thought Yujiro was bleeding for a second there smh

Chapter 237

OKAY YEAH IT IS HIS BLOOD ITS COMING OUT OF HIS NOSE ITS NOT MUCH BUT HE BLED

THE HEAD APPLAUSE

HE'S SO UPSET LMAOOO

Yujiro surprised is good shit

GSJDUFTHSTD

KAKU YOU LEGEND LMAO

Kaku has boyboss energy

Chapter 239

This cover almost gives me a stroke

I love how they all just shat their pants

These minor Chinese characters were so good tbh, sadly i don't think they will ever return

Don't worry Retsu, we the viewers have seen a man revive before

King i don't think any of us understands

It really is

CAN MEN IN THIS FRANCHISE JUST OPEN BOTTLES REGULARLY?!

Oh my god i though Yujiro was sitting on the air for a second i almost cry 😭

Coca cola must have paid Itagaki /j

Chapter 240

Oh so the Kaioh part takes the name, not the surname

...is Yujiro wearing a floral shirt? 😭

I LOVE THAT ENDING SO MUCH 🥺😭

Jyaku has his eyes fixated on Retsu eh, proud of having him come to Japan lmao

Chapter 241

HORRIBLE fit Baki

CHILDHOOD SAGA PART 2? 😰

Jk though i do miss Yuri 🥺

Oh hey Jr

You gonna fuck his girl, bro?

Chapter 242

So straight forward lmao

I'm starting to appreciate Baki's feminist ass every day even more

AAAA GRANDPAAA 🥺🥺💞

This page didn't allow me to call two mfs virgins smh, 1984

Chapter 243

Grandpa they shrunk you

Chapter 244

Kings idc about this

Okay true but also he's 70 dude pls... Though idk if this guy will go thru worse than Jack lmao

Such a nice lad

Chapter 245

Baki being such a feminist icon is so meaningful considering how his parents were,,,

MY MAN IS BACKKK AND AS DAPPER AS EVER

Doppo he's called Ali Jr how are you surprised?

OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED HIS EYE PATCH HAS A PATTERN THAT'S SO COOL 🥺🥺😢💞

These men love throwing their glasses eh

Chapter 246

If only Igari and Toba had done this lol

OKAY THATS COOL I LIKE THAT

Me lo re devaluaron a mí pelado eh

HEHE OOOOH NICE 😳

Scenes that give me a boner

CHU...

Such a good callback...

Chapter 247

My man got serious, sweet

Doppo has been trying out his luck a bit too much like he's been betting with his life an uncomfortable lot like king do you need to talk? Are you okay? First asking Gouki to kill him now this like, is everything alright Doppo?

YEAH A BIT FUCKED UP TO THINK ABOUT

I love that blocking technique

OSHWOWHIWWH "gay ass Orochi, out of option so he touching dick" SHUT UPPP 😭😭💀

I really wish he got kicked in the nuts again see if he's still using his technique

Chapter 248

Poor guys thought he was bout to get murdered

A kiss? 😏 /j

When i saw this in the anime i actually thought Orochi was going to die, i was gonna get sooo angry

Chapter 249

What a way to cockblock em

Feminist icon

Jack is that the only sweater you own?

Chapter 250

I have been thinking of that scene of him eating the whole steak a lot

Jr like 🥺

Imagine being stupid enough to tease Jack like, i get he defeated two masters but they are NOTHING compared to this monster

Imagine jack just smoked some weed right there lmao

Jack needs to bite people more

Chapter 251

My shitty ass son gave me parkinson's

Jack that's not how human anatomy works what the fuck did Kureha do to your body spine?

Chapter 252

DAMN JR WHAT A FAT ASS

Looked like Jack was going for a handful

Those techniques must fuck your neck up so bad

Okay Jack you are going a bit far now don't cha think?

Chapter 253

You are tempting your luck sunny boy

Look at that, you pissed him off!

You cannot just know out jack hanma bro

HHH

This was so stupid yet, unironically, iconic

Chapter 254

Bruh i thought it said Pog 😭, ain't manslaughter poggers Mr Hanma?

OKAY THANKS JACK

Such a simp he downed that coffee cup

Grandpa put here cockblocking

Chapter 255

"no he didn't >:/"

These two masters are a pair of fucking idiots like understand this i love my grandpa and i love my man but mfs have to take the L for this one time sksgwjgshgw

Gouki bro my senses gonna shut down if you put your sucks against the dirt again OUGH sensory hell 😭

FOR FUCKING REAL JR

STOP ENABLING THE OLD MAN!! WKSGKSGSJSHDD for once I'm on Viêt's side 😭

Chapter 256

Hoho Gouki out here getting a panty shot 😳

Grandpa i love you but this was unnecessary

Chapter 257

Kozue should wear a Korn tshirt

GET HIS ASS KOZUE

OWHWLWGISGSJWG 😭😭 MF JUST STANDING THERE LIKE A FREAK I LOVE HIM BUT I HATE HIM SM!!!

Love how consistently round his hands are, king got no knuckles

HEY DONT CALL MY MAN A FREAK KOZUE

King hasn't changed his clothes ever since i see

His shoes look so nice...

OKAY OKAY HE HAS A POINT AT LEAST, HE AT LEAST ACCEPTED HE LOST BUT HE'S STILL BUTTHURT FROM IT SKSGAJGS BUT HE ADMITS IT!!

Doppo i love you but shut UPPP you lost get over it!! You are just going for the rematch bc you have the higher ground against a injured guy!!! Like Shibukawa didn't have time but you were already getting serious!! Hhhgrrrrrr doppo i love you but I'm going to bark

Hehe nvm he still hella fine... keep talking king 🥴

This was so mean of him sjsgwjwg

Chapter 258

Low-key starting to believe these two mfs plotted against Jr sjshsj

THAT FACE AKSGWJGS just 😐

If i didn't know you would get your ass handed in a plate i would be a lil mad he's planning on being that savage

He has been thru worse, sunny boy

Niceee

Tbh. I don't care anymore. Doppo is in the wrong, but GOD I'm a simp and i love seeing him fight 😍😍🥴

Yeah a comment mentioned it, we all were on Jr side until he threatened to kill Doppo Orochi like, even if not everyone here is as horny as me we all like an og fella

I also love how the prisoners really changed them all, the scars (both physical and mental) those 5 left will be remembered lol

[bts-reveries]

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“Did you bring Moonji’s dress? The one you bought in Korea?” Namjoon asks you, digging through his suitcase, unable to find Moonji’s princess dress. You were currently sat on the bed, doing Moonji’s hair while she watched shows on your phone.

“It should be in my suitcase, her little crown is in there too.” Namjoon looks around and you point to your suitcase, which was next to the closet. Namjoon, quickly walks over, kneeling down to dig through yours.

“Ah, here it is,” he says, holding up the little Cinderella dress you bought. He turns to look at you. “Did you get her a crown too?” He wanted to make sure his princess got the princess look she deserved.  

“Yes, I just said that it’s in there too.” Namjoon turns back around and lifts up one shirt and finds the crown. 

“Oh, you’re right,” he laughs. He gets up holding the two items, putting them down on the bed. He crawls over towards the two of you, planting a kiss on Moonji’s forehead. 

“Hey princess,” he says, knocking on the phone screen to get her attention. Moonji looks up to him and smile. “Are you excited for your first trip to disneyland?!” She yelled a loud ‘YAAAA’. Making the two of you laugh. 

“What about my other princess?” He says, looking up at you. You laugh, shaking your head. He leans in to kiss you on the cheek.

“Are you excited too?” You nod your head, holding back a smile. 

“Heck yeah, I hope we can see Flynn Rider, I have the FATTEST crush on that man,” you say, tying the little bun on Moonji’s head. Namjoon rolls his eyes at you, jokingly.

“Why crush on a thief when you have a real prince-- king actually, right in front of you?” You scoff at him, looking over Moonji to see how the bun looks. 

“There you go princess, we just need to get you dressed now,” you say.

“Really Yn, my fans call me King Namjoon instead of Kim Namjoon you know.” 

“Sweetie, I know, I was one of those fans.”

“Was?!” 

“Yeah, why call you King Namjoon when I can call you mine?” You winked, getting off of the bed. Namjoon burst out laughing.

“You’re cute.”

“I know.” You make your way to the bathroom, stopping halfway, “Can you put the dress on Moonji by the way? I’m going to take a quick shower.” Namjoon nods, looking at his daughter. He pulls her into his arms and places a fat kiss on her cheek, making her giggle.

“No more watching princess, we have to get ready now,” he says.

“Okay daddy,” Moonji says, handing him your phone. She stands up on the bed, walking to the edge to pick up her dress. She looks at it with a happy smile, handing it over to her dad so he could put it on her. At the moment, Moonji was wearing pajamas which was tan long sleeves and matching leggings. Namjoon was debating whether he should put the dress over or take it off. It was a little cold outside.

“Yn!” He yelled.

“What?” You yell back from the shower. 

“Do you think I should just put her dress over her pajamas or should I take it off?”

“Keep her leggings on, just change her top into a tank top and bring a jacket. It might get hot later.” Namjoon nodded and told Moonji to raise her arms up. He carefully pulled her top off, making sure he doesn’t mess up the bun you spend time on doing.

The cold breeze makes Moonji shiver, making Namjoon laugh. “Hold on sweetie, let me grab your tank top.” She clenches her teeth, shaking as she watches her dad run to his suitcase.

“Come here baby,” he says, running over to the edge of the bed where Moonji raises her arms again so that her dad can put on her top. “There we go.” 

“Dress time~” Moonji says, running across the bed to grab her dress. 

“Dress time,” Namjoon repeats, taking the dress from her when she handed it to him. He unzips the back, letting her step into the dress. 

“Daddy is Y/n unnie gun’ be my mommy now?” Namjoon’s eyes widens, taken aback by her question. “She’s like my aunties but she loves me and you mostest,” she says with the happiest smile. Namjoon zips up her dress and have her turn around so she’s facing him. 

“Do you want her to be your mommy?” Namjoon asks. Moonji smiles big and nods. “Okay. You’re not going to understand this yet, but we just started dating so we can’t rush to that just yet, but that’s our goal okay?” Moonji agrees, even though she had no idea what her dad meant. 

By now you step out of the bathroom, your hair wrapped in a towel, and so is your body. The two looks at you and what Moonji yells almost made you drop the towel you were holding up to cover yourself.

“Mommy look I’m princess Moonji now!” Your eyes widen and you look at Namjoon who reflected your expression. He put two fingers over Moonji’s mouth to keep her quiet. His whole hand would’ve covered her entire face. Namjoon laughs nervously.

“Uh, haha, Umm-- Get dressed, we’re going to get breakfast downstairs before we head to the park.” He says. You nod, kneeling down to grab your clothes from your suitcase. You made your way back into the bathroom to change. 

As soon as you were out of sight, Namjoon puts his hand down and looks at his daughter with a straight face.

“Yah, you can’t just blurt stuff out like that,” he says. Moonji giggles, covering her mouth. “Did uncle Taetae tell you to do this?” 

❆❆❆❆

~Meanwhile, in the bathroom~

You: moonji just called me mommy.

You: both me and joon looked pretty shocked. he covered her mouth and just laughed nervously and just ignored the situation and told me to get ready.

Sohyun: OMG !! been there, done that lol

Mae: how do you feel about it??

You: i kinda like it 🥺🥺🥺

You: it just feels so.. right? but too fast

but i don’t mind fast? it feels right so i want to just go for it 

You: i always wanted to be a mommy 🥺 

You: when moonji said it, it gave me butterflies 

You: but i want it when namjoon wants it! 

❆❆❆❆

“This… is what Taehyung had made for us?” you say, looking down at your shirt. You and Namjoon were wearing Cinderella themed shirts to match little Moonjirella. Namjoon’s shirt says Prince Charming. It fits him, his look. Definitely a prince and definitely charming. You look up at Namjoon with a disgusted look on your face. “Evil Stepmother? He couldn’t have put Fairy Godmother instead?” Namjoon laughs at you, pulling you toward him by your jacket. 

“Well you’re definitely not an Evil Stepmother, so let’s just,” ziiiiip!, “zip this up shall we.” 

“Thanks.” The three of you just got inside the park and you could already feel the magic.

“Daddy!” Moonji yells, pointing towards a crowd of people. Namjoon and you turn to look and you see your first disney character of the day.

“Moonji you want to go see him?” You say, holding out your hand for her to grab. She nods, happily taking it and running towards the giant mouse. Namjoon smiles as he watches the two of you run to the line that was forming behind the staff that walked around with Mickey. You looked up at Namjoon when the two of you got to the back of the line, gesturing for him to come over. 

“Are you excited baby?” You say, turning to Moonji, she nods but as the line grew smaller and she was getting closer to Mickey, she started hesitating, reaching to go behind your leg instead. 

“What’s wrong sweetheart,” Namjoon says, pulling her away from your leg and picking her up. She immediately wraps her arms around her dad’s neck, pressing her cheek against the side of his face. Eyeing the giant mouse.

“Next guest,” the staff says, gesturing for the three of you to stand with Mickey. You stand to his left while Namjoon and Moonji were on his right. Mickey notices little Moonji’s stare and he tries to tickle her with his giant gloved finger and Moonji frowns.

“Sorry, it’s her first time,” Namjoon says to the staff. 

“That’s okay, here you go sweetie,” the staff says, handing her a button that read 1st Visit! Moonji reaches out for it and smiles, you quickly hand your phone to the staff worker to take your picture. 

“Thank you,” you whisper, quickly jumping back into the photo. 

“Hey little Cinderella! Look over here!” Moonji looks up and smiles for the camera. 

CLICK!

“Thank you so much,” you say to the staff, taking your phone back.

“No problem, you’re such a cute family! Have a nice day!”

❆❆❆❆

“I don’t know how to feel about this,” you say, looking down at the pinkish churro in your hand. 

“Just try it, maybe it tastes like actual strawberries,” Namjoon says, biting down on his oreo flavored churro. Moonji grabs his hand, pulling the churro into her mouth. You giggle at her, taking a bite out of yours. You frowned a bit when it didn’t taste like how you hoped it would. 

“Moonji you want it?” You ask, your cheek stuffed. She leans in to take a bite and grimaced when the flavor hit her tongue. 

“What’s wrong with strawberry flavored food?” Namjoon says, switching his churro with yours. 

“It’s disgusting,” you say, scrunching your nose. Namjoon shakes his head, tapping Moonji’s nose with the pink churro.

“I can’t believe your mom passed that down to you.” You quickly look back at him, biting down on the churro he gave you.

“She didn’t like strawberry flavored food either?” You ask, Namjoon nods.

“She hated it as much as you two do.” He smiles. 

“I didn’t know we had anything in common, that’s nice,” You say smiling up at him. 

“Yeah, it’s like she’s here again,” he says, leaning down to peck your cheek. 

“Daddy! El’ pant!” Namjoon looks to where Moonji was pointing and it was the Dumbo ride, and surprisingly the line was short.

“Oh-- Yn there’s barely anyone on this ride, let’s go!” Namjoon says running towards the line before it gets longer. You smile as you watched him run off, but you feel a little off by his previous statement. “Come on!” He yells.

“Coming!” You say, trying to shake it off as you run after him.

❆❆❆❆

“Daddy I want baby!” Moonji says reaching for the baby bambi stuffed toy on the wall. 

“Bambi? You want it, we’ll buy it then,” Namjoon says, grabbing the little toy and giving it to his daughter. Namjoon’s smile was so endearing, for some reason, his daughter wanting the little stuffed deer made his heart ache.

“Bambi?” You ask him as you watched him watched Moonji hug it with all her might. 

“It’s her mom’s favorite movie. Moonji’s never watched it before though. Maybe we could watch it when we go back to the hotel tonight! What do you think?” You nod and smile at him. 

“What about you babe? What do you want? I’ll buy you anything.” You laugh.

“What are you? My sugardaddy?” 

“No, he’s my daddy,” Moonji speaks up, looking up at the two of you with a blank expression. You look up at Namjoon and the two of you burst out laughing. 

“Okay sweetie, you’re right. I do want some ears though..” You say, scanning around the store until you found the shelf full of headbands.

“What about this?” You ask him, putting on a pair of Minnie ears. They were sequins and purple.

“I think the silver ones are better, they fit the Cinderella vibes we’re going for.”

“You’re right, then I’ll get that one,” you say, handing him the headband. “Thanks baby.” You tippy toe and place a kiss on his cheek.

❆❆❆❆

“So it isn’t your first time here?” He asks you, carrying a sleeping Moonji. 

You shake your head, “no, I’ve been here once when I was little. It was a loooong time ago so I don’t remember much. A lot has changed since then.” The two of you were currently walking around California Adventures, the other park in Disneyland. Since Moonji was still sleeping, you two were just taking a nice walk across Paradise Pier. “What about you? You seem like you’ve been here once or twice.” Namjoon nods his head.

“I went here with the boys back before any of us had kids. Then I went a second time with my wife when we got married.” 

“Oh..” 

“Yeah, we always planned to bring our future kids here one day. So I’m glad I got to bring Moonji here today.” Namjoon looks down at her sleeping face. “Even though this little stinker decided to fall asleep so early.”

“Is it weird then?”

“What is?” The two of you found a bench to sit on and just sat there for a while.

“To go here with your kid, with someone you ‘love,’ I guess, but that’s not with your wife.”

Namjoon shrugs, his movement made Moonji stir. “I don’t know, I didn’t think of it that way.” 

“Is it weird that you’re doing things with your daughter with me and not with her? I kinda feel bad to think that I’m taking her place or like… not being as good as her, because she sounds great.” You say, playing with your fingers.  

“Hey..” he says softly. Moonji was on his right thigh and you were on his left side. He holds Moonji with one arm, reaching out to you with his left. When his hand wrapped around your arm, you scooted in, laying your head on his shoulder. 

“If my wife knew that I finally found someone again, she’d be happy to know that that someone is you. You treat our daughter like she’s your own. I’m sure that she’s glad that it’s you that’s taking care of us now and no one else.” 

“Really?” You ask, Namjoon leans in to kiss your forehead, pressing his cheek against it.

“Really.”

“Then… would it be weird if I take the role of Moonji’s mom..?” You kept your head on his shoulder but you felt him pull away, taking a good look at you. You swallow down your nervousness, you’ve been thinking about it all day after Moonji called you ‘mom’ and you didn’t feel worthy… but after his last statement you felt like it was right to ask.

“I know it’s fast, I’m not saying that we should get married now or anything. We just started dating and who knows? Maybe you’ll end up not liking me in a month and--” Namjoon turns your head up towards him and presses his lips onto yours. Your eyes widen. He pulls away after a few seconds that felt like forever.

“Were your eyes open the whole time?”

“You kissed.. me..”

“I did..”

“Wow so this is how the girls feel in dramas..” You breathe out. Namjoon laughs at you.

“Way to ruin the moment.”

“Sorry-- it was unexpected, I- I don’t.. What were we talking about?”

“I’d love-- We’d .. love for you to be Moonji’s mom.” Suddenly you felt the tears forming in your eyes.

“Daddy,” Moonji mumbles, the two of you look at her. “I needa poopoo.” Namjoon’s eyes widen and yours does too. You hear her tummy rumble and you quickly pick her up, wiping your eyes in the process.

“I’ll take her,” you yell as you run to the nearest bathroom. 

“Aish… the moment was ruined twice, I should’ve put a diaper on her.”

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“Let’s go on the Winnie the Pooh ride!” You say, running to the line with Moonji in your arms. Namjoon laughs, running right behind you. 

“Look baby it’s a beehive,” Namjoon says, pointing to the carts shaped as a hive. Moonji giggles, squealing as the three of you got into the cart. 

“Winnie!” She yells as the cart started rolling in. 

“This is kind of trippy,” Namjoon says, looking around the inside as the cart rolled into the dark room. 

“Is-- is this what drugs feel lik-- I-- I don’t know how to feel right now,” you say, blinking hard as you watched the honey pots fly around the room. The music was loud and a little creepy if you do say so yourself. I guess it’s more enjoyable when you’re younger.

“Pooh!” Moonji yells, pointing to the fat, yellow bear. She giggles the whole time, tugging and pulling on Namjoon and your shirt to get you to look at what she was looking at.

Luckily, these rides don’t take too long and you were able to get out of there as soon as you can. 

“Babe, the sun’s going down soon and we haven’t gotten a picture at the castle yet,” you pout. 

“Oh yeah, we should do that before it gets dark, let’s go,” Namjoon says, picking up Moonji and grabbing your hand.

“Daddy I want that!” Moonji yells, Namjoon’s feet immediately pulls to a stop. He looks behind him to see what she’s pointing at.

“Balloon! Balloon!” She yells. Of course, Namjoon didn’t hesitate and immediately turned around to get a mickey shaped balloon for his princess. 

“What color sweetie?” You hear him ask. You stayed where you three stopped and you just watched them from afar, admiring the cute duo.

“Puple!” 

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“Ask someone to take it,” Namjoon says, when you two got to the front of the castle. 

“What, why me?”

“I don’t know, just ask,” he says, holding Moonji’s hand. 

“But I’m shy,” you pout. 

“When are you ever shy?” He says, giving you a face.

“Fine, whatever,” you say, walking away and finding a staff.

“Excuse me!” You yell. The staff turns around to you and smile.

“Hello, do you want me to take a picture?”

“Yes please,” you smile, turning around and pointing to your two loves. “My boyfriend and his daughter are over there.” The lady follows you and you two make your way to the front and center of the castle. You hand her your phone.

“How do you want to do this,” you ask Namjoon.

“Is it alright if you can take a few shots?” Namjoon asks the lady.

“Of course, I’ll be here all day if you want,” she jokes.

“Okay, normal one,” Namjoon says, carrying Moonji and having her in between you two. You put your arm on Joon’s back and your other hand on Moonji. 

“Alright, One, two, smile princess!” Moonji squints her eyes and shows her little teeth for the camera.

“Okay now let’s kiss her cheeks,” Namjoon says, pressing his lips on one side of Moonji’s face while you kiss the other.

“So cute! One, two, three!” Moonji giggles the longer you press your lips on her face. 

“One more?” Namjoon asks the staff, she gives him a thumbs up. 

“Okay, just stand here baby,” he says, putting Moonji down. She takes a couple steps in front of you two and stares at the lady with your phone. 

“What are we going to do?” You ask.

“Just follow me,” he says, pulling you towards him and sweeping you off of your feet. 

“Joonie,” you whisper, you felt your cheeks heating up as he leaned down to kiss you.

“Smile princess!” You hear the lady say to Moonji one more time. You close your eyes melting into the kiss and then you heard a CLICK!

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“This was fun,” you say, your head resting on Namjoon’s shoulder. The three of you were sitting on the floor, waiting for the fireworks show in front of the castle. Moonji was quietly eating her cotton candy, Namjoon had a turkey leg in his hand.

“This was, we should go with everyone else next time,” he says, taking a big bite. “Want some?”

“No thank you. But you’re right, we should. But maybe when they’re slightly older. I don’t know how we’re going to deal with eight children in this whole park,” you say, Namjoon nods in agreement.

“Yeah, maybe next time they’ll be more kids added to the group.” Your eyes widened at what he said.

“More?” Namjoon nods.

“I’m sure Taehyung will find someone, Rina wants another baby, a lot of the kids are only childs, pretty sure there’s going to be more added.” Namjoon says all this calmly. 

“What about you? Do you want a sibling for Moonji?” 

“Moonjiah, did you hear that?” He says to his daughter. She looks up at you too with a very sticky face from the cotton candy. She shakes her head no.

“Do you want a brother or a sister?” He asks her. Your eyes widened and you look at Moonji for her answer. 

“Sister!” She says. Namjoon looks at you.

“Did you hear that?” And just in time, the firework show began to start.

“Oh look, it’s starting,” You say, redirecting the conversation and having them focus on the pretty lights instead. Namjoon shakes his head, smiling down at you. 

“Mommy look!” Moonji yells, pointing up towards the castle. There goes the butterflies again. And who knows? Maybe one day, far far into the future. Those little butterflies would be little feet.

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❆part nineteen: moonjirella❆

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ALIAS : dismas ABOUT : 27, any, EST -ALSO, have y’all played the Cube Escape/Rusty Lake games? this site is giving me major vibes of that and i absolutely love it!  TROPES YOU LOVE :  (i am always terrible at these pls don’t perceive) aaahhh the best friends who don’t realize they’re in love with each other, person thinking they’re suave but they’re actually just dumb, honestly just dumb disasters in general, lying about the past and woops! it gets revealed at some point, elmofire.gif TROPES YOU’D LIKE TO EXPLORE : hhmmmm surprisingly enough enemies to lovers? legit not something i’ve done before lmao it’s either awkwardly looking in the distance, everyone has brick in their heads, ooooorrr they managed to make a confession or something idk. i’d also kinda like to explore a more cat-and-mouse sort of relationship where either one or both have the means to kill the other but they’ve decided not to idk it’s late my brain is mush THINGS YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE ON SITE : i’m honestly excited to see the shenanigans the hotel is gunna throw at the guests! but, also how all the characters are going to be interacting with each other! and causing chaos SOMETHING THAT YOU REALLY ENJOY : i love all sorts of plots but also anything with angst and drama pls & ty ANY GENERAL CHARACTER IDEAS : SO, uh, still refining the concept but what i’ve got so far is a conman from maybe the 1970s-1980s who’s posing as some journalist/reporter who winds up at the hotel after a weird flood blocks his path back to wherever he was going, idk. he’s playing up the part of an almost stereotypical obsessed and boisterous fella “looking for the truth” (except lol he has no idea wtf is even going on). think: is loud, hotheaded, reckless, and smokes as though he still has a good supply of cigarettes left. in reality he’s someone else but it’s not like that’s gunna be revealed to anyone anytime soon, right? as i said work in progress hdasbhkhfdb i swear i’m okay at writing @ravenhousehq

[amandabe11man]

Okay here’s my little essay about why I think lawrence’s victory over hoffman in Saw 3D doesn’t make sense from a narrative standpoint.

I don’t claim to be a perfect storyteller or anything (like, at all), but while I like Lawrence, my bullshit-sensors are tingling every time I think about the conclusion of this franchise.

yeah I know, I'm looking really dumb trying to bring logic into the goddamn Saw-movies, but just hear me out...:

first of all, we need to talk about Lawrence in comparison to the other apprentices. I’m not the first one to point out that lawrence’s reasons for helping John are pretty much never mentioned ever. I made a post earlier on about how I felt it wasn’t meant to be that way (because it seemed like just another ‘BET YOU DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING’-twist ending) but an anon clarified that there actually were hints through the earlier movies that Lawrence would become a jigsaw-apprentice, so that theory of mine was debunked, just so we’re clear.

ANYWAY where was I? yeah, about Lawrence. just like all the characters, he’s layered. he’s a regular joe just living life, trying to be a good person while still making bad choices. he’s flawed, but again, who isn’t? that’s why it’s so whack to see him return again in 3D, all slow-clapping and obviously villainous. like- I know it’s been a few years since the first movie then, but where the hell did that personality change come from? from getting a divorce? c’mon, anyone could see that coming even back in the first movie. move on, man. and aside from that little detail + the flashback of how John took him in and made him an apprentice, we don’t get anything else about how Lawrence’s life supposedly took a dive after all that. it’s just nada up until 3D.

now, to put things into perspective, think about how Amanda and Hoffman’s reasons for helping John both made a lot more sense given what kind of people they were (I mean yeah, hoffman was blackmailed, but he killed anyway before that). amanda was a vulnerable drug-addict, bent on self-destruction. until she died, working for John gave her a new sense of purpose in life; one she thought she could handle, even though she couldn’t in the end. it wasn’t meant to be, and she even admits it. of course her helping John at all after what he did to her is illogical, but if you think about the kind of person Amanda was, you can see why she would do that. that way, it makes sense.

now, hoffman is hoffman, I get it. guy’s a douche, but this franchise has a lot of those. his corruption-arc also makes sense though, when you take into account what he’s been through. his sister was murdered, the killer didn’t get punished, and he took the law into his own hands, and he just kinda kept going after that until John made him agree to be an apprentice.

what I'm saying is: Amanda and hoffman being apprentices doesn’t feel foreign when you think about their circumstances. now, Lawrence was traumatized after the bathroom, sure. he cut his foot off and got crazy enough to try to kill Adam. he “had” to make the choice between his family or killing Adam. given how he’s a doctor, knowing that he almost killed a man must surely keep him up at night sometimes. because he’s supposed to save people, not kill them.

it’d be helpful though, if we got to see literally anything of this. give the viewer a reason to believe why Lawrence, a well-off doctor, would do a heel-turn to help a serial killer who targeted him and his family. my best guess is that after Alison divorced him (and presumably took Diana with her), he just felt he might as well not gaf about being a good man anymore, because now he only lives for himself. his family can’t be in danger if they’re not even in his life anymore, right? i suppose that sort of spite could be enough of a reason for him to go off the deep end, but it’s still a weak reason to help the serial killer who had it out for you and helped put you in that situation to begin with.

this could be the reason, if it wasn’t for the fact that the first time he met with his family again after the bathroom, Lawrence had already been made into a jigsaw-apprentice. brainwashed or not, he’d already made the choice before a divorce had even happened, so that just adds another level of confusion to all this.

so yeah, the ending to 3D happens, and we return to where this all started; the bathroom. and this time, Lawrence is the one to shut the door on someone who, in a way, deserves it. Justice is served, and all that. but when you think about it... there’s not much poetic justice in Lawrence locking hoffman in there at all. why? because hoffman wasn’t involved in the bathroom-trap back when it happened to Adam and Lawrence.

wouldn’t it have come into a much more satisfying full circle if Lawrence had locked John, or even Amanda, in there, since they were the ones responsible for his particular trap? having him lock John in there would of course be the BEST option, since Amanda used to be just another victim as well. therefore, having John be put into a trap of his own, and by one of his victims no less, would just have been--  like, so good. just mirroring john’s actions at the end of 1 where he left Adam to die, thereby giving a nice little conclusion to how Lawrence felt about that too. Adam wasn’t given a choice in the end, so Lawrence will leave John there the same way. yeah, he’s dead since Saw 3, but just imagine a scenario where he’d stayed alive somehow till the end, where he wouldn’t have been able to die on his own terms. THAT’S poetic justice, baby!

but no, instead we get Lawrence taking revenge for Jill on john’s behalf, because...? why does he care about Jill? what’s stopping Lawrence from just bailing as soon as John died? Hoffman got the short end of the stick because he just wasn’t likable to enough people, I suppose. but when you think deeper about it, he has no connection to the bathroom whatsoever. there are no parallels to be had between him and that place. if we wanna be logical about it, have him end up in a trap of his own making instead, or better yet; have Strahm survive and be the one to put him in that trap of his own making, since they had their whole cat-and-mouse-dynamic going on. they had a history and it would make sense for Strahm to finally be the one to kill him. but who is Lawrence to hoffman? dunno, bc the movie doesn’t care to tell us that little detail.

i suppose the conclusion is that I can see why they would have Lawrence shut someone in the bathroom, because parallels n shit. my issue is mostly with how the one being shut in there never personally wronged Lawrence, afaik. hoffman has done a lot of shit to warrant punishment, but not when it’s dished out by Lawrence, because he never did anything to him. still, we’re supposed to cheer for Lawrence for this, when we barely know of his circumstances. all I see is a weird favoritism towards Lawrence from john’s side.  after all, he did always respectfully(?) refer to Lawrence as “dr. gordon”, while almost all his other victims were addressed by their first names. (very weird, since John was mad enough at Lawrence to put him in a trap. but go off I guess) not to mention, Lawrence failed to (attempt to) kill Adam on time, but hey, he cut off his foot in desperation to get out, so uh... guess that makes him worthy, in john’s eyes? doesn’t change the fact that Lawrence failed his “game”.

not only did he fail in that regard, but before then, he failed in his marriage, he wasn’t there for Diana as much as he should’ve been, he failed his crazy patient, and he failed Adam by not sending help back for him for some reason (that’s a whole different post that someone else has already made though, lol). throughout the whole series, Lawrence has been rewarded when he shouldn’t have been, basically. sure, he’s estranged from his family, but that’s about the only setback that he’s endured since John let him go that first time. by the time 3D rolls around, he’s cynical, but he seems to be doing just fine anyway.

and that’s the very long reason why I think that Lawrence essentially getting the last laugh in the original franchise doesn’t sit right with me. boom

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too’s jisu “tickle attack”

requested!

— “Hii💓 it's really hard finding writing blogs about TOO, i'm happy i found ur blog!! Could you write a fluffy scenario about the boys exposing Jisu's crush pls?? Thank u in advance💓 ”

wc. 1,364

summary. you and jisu are ‘just friends’, that is until the boys are forced to endure one tickle attack too many

warnings. minor swearing

(a/n: aw, i’m happy you’re happy you found my blog lol)

“jisu-ya!” 

the nine boys, aside from the one whom you were at the mercy of, stared at you with expressions ranging between frustration and annoyance. you were visiting the ten oriented orchestra dorm for the fourth time this week, which also meant you were suffering your fourth tickle-attack that week—from none other than choi jisu. the first time it was cute, the second it earned a half smile, the third it was annoying and the fourth, well… let’s just say the boys could only endure so much.

“yn-ah…” he replied as he continued to tickle you, mocking your tone. the two of you engaged in this ritual, this back and forth, every time you were in each other’s company. it wasn’t like you two were born yesterday, either; it was pretty well understood by you both that this was, yes indeed, flirting. 

but the question of whether either of you were ready to do anything about it? yeah- that’s another story. 

the members were themselves ready to put a stop to the seemingly endless cat and mouse game that you and jisu loved to play, but there was a problem. they all feared what a forced confession would do to, not just jisu’s relationship with you, but also theirs with him. would he be mad? or would be he grateful that they could say the words that he couldn’t? would you be awkward? would jisu resent them if your demeanor towards him did change? these were all considered, as the boys had discussed it among themselves on an occasion. but, as mentioned, these poor boys could only handle so much. 

“i cannot take it anymore.” chihoon mumbled under his breath, just loud enough for donggeon and kyungho, who were sitting next to him, to hear. the other members who were out of earshot sat somewhere on the floor or on the arms of the couch. 

donggeon stifled a laugh—not that he necessarily needed to do so, you and jisu were in your own world. 

“seriously, i love jisu-hyung and yn and all but….” kyungho trailed. 

“it’s getting weeeeeeird.” donggeon teased, laughing louder this time. this gained the attention of the other members, as well as jisu who lightened up his attack on you once his attention was focused toward his friend. 

“what’s so funny, hyung? i wanna laugh.” woonggi, the maknae, pouted up at his older member. various versions of “yeah”s and “what’s funny”s colored the room—you even joined in once you came down from the effect of jisu’s ambush. 

donggeon looked at chihoon, then to kyungho, then back to chihoon; chihoon looked at the younger member with an expression that read “you’ve gotta dig yourself out of this one”, accompanied with a small smirk. 

“seeing yn get tickled was just funny, ahaha…” donggeon ‘confessed’ with an awkward laugh. “guess tickling is contagious! who knew…”

the mood in the room had changed, it’d become a little- erm- awkward. you noticed this, and spoke up. 

“what’s up with you guys?” 

the nine boys, excluding jisu, looked around at each other with wide eyes. the left out man in question looked to his members with confusion. 

see, jisu didn’t know that the boys were on to his romantic interest. not that he thought he did a particularly good job of hiding it, he just didn’t think his friends cared enough to pay attention. they’ve got their own things to worry about, right?

when your question solicited no response, you decided to make up some kind of excuse to leave the room. “uh, okay. i’m gonna run to the corner mart and grab a snack. you guys want anything?”

you didn’t expect anyone to speak up due to the tension in the room, but when minsu (your favorite member, don’t tell jisu) asked for a candy bar in the sweetest little voice you ever heard, you couldn’t help but crack a smile. grabbing your hoodie, phone, and their spare key,  you made your way to the dorm’s elevator. the entire trip to the store you couldn’t help but wonder if the boys had you figured out, and if that’s why the mood dropped so quickly. 

meanwhile, back at the dorm, chaos ensued. 

“we know you like them, and your painful attempts at flirting are obnoxious and annoying!” chihoon, unable to hold back in your absence, blurted out. 

“yeah, hyung, the tickling- that’s like, gotta stop.” jeyou added, the layer of hesitation in his voice softening the firmness of what he intended to sound like.

jisu argued with his members back and forth—every time he would try to deny his feelings for you or say that flirting wasn’t his intention, another one of his friends would come with a rebuttal that instantly shut him up. not for long though, as he would go back to denying or making claims soon after. this cycle continued over and over and over and over again, never seeming to end. 

not even when you stood in the doorway, hoodie on, black ‘thank you, come again’ mart bag in hand. 

you swore it was a good five minutes that you were just standing, listening to jisu and his members talk about you like you weren’t there; in all fairness, to them you weren’t. you heard jisu deny any feelings for you (which hurt) and then another member say that that was absolute bullshit (which gave you hope). the cycle would have truly been endless, so much so that you forced yourself to stop it. 

“ya!!” you yelled at the top of your lungs. “shut up!” all eyes were on you now, some shocked and some apologetic. the tension in the room had grown to be the same as before you left. 

“listen, you know i love hanging out with you guys but, clearly, you have a lot going on. i’ll just-” you fumbled into the black bag, pulled out minsu’s candy bar, and placed it on the table nearest you. “i’ll come back later when you’ve got this whole...thing...figured out.”

without hesitation, you turned around and exited the door through which you had just come. also without hesitation, jisu jumped up to run out the door after you. he thought it’d be easy to sort things out when it was just the two of you. 

he was wrong. 

you turned around to be greeted by jisu’s company in the hallway, half shocked half not. the way your hair fell and the expression on your face made it nearly impossible for anything to come out of jisu’s mouth. however, he managed. 

“how much of that did you hear?” he shyly asked, hand nervously rubbing the back of his neck. 

“more that i would’ve liked to. i mean, not in the way that i was offended or anything- i just wanted you guys to shut up, haha…” you offered a weak joke to lighten the mood between yourselves. it might not have taken the tone from cool to warm, but it did earn a small chuckle from the man in front of you, and that was enough. 

“listen, yn, i do like you. a lot. i mean, i kinda thought you knew but i didn’t want to say anything because...you know? i don’t want to ramble or anything…”

“yeah, yeah...i get you.” you said, your and jisu’s eyes meeting. all the pressure in the room seemed to have disappeared in that moment, and you found yourself smile. jisu returned the small action. 

“i’m still gonna head home. you guys have schedules tomorrow, you should rest.” you gulped, preparing yourself for what you were about to propose next. 

“but, next time, let’s hang out- yknow, just the two of us? we don’t have to do anything fancy, and you can still tickle-attack me!” 

“i mean, you had me at the two of us but i definitely would not have refused after the tickle-attack promise!”

you and jisu shared a laugh and one more smile. as much as you didn’t want to, you oblige yourself to depart from your...friend? honestly, it didn’t matter what you said you were, because the entire ride home you wore that same stupid grin; that told you everything you needed to know.

[ziracona]

What other chaotic shenanigans has Michael cat gotten into? I feel like if something happens then Michael is just smiling endearingly, Quentin is wheezing, and Laurie is sighing lol

All kinds. Every animal on the block is afraid of him, including the pitbull three houses down that used to be king of the block and now is king of the block sans the Myers yard and gives Michael Cat a respectful distance and ducks his head when he sees the cat leering out the window at him.

He’s very destructive. Thankfully not of everything in the house, or all the furniture, but every so often he will decide a random object is his, and rip it to shreds with no warning signs. Also likes to steal things sometimes and leave them under Michael’s bed in a hoard just out of curiosity and maybe also as gifts? Loves to bring kills as gifts. Michael did not know cats did this and was confused and concerned greatly the first time his pet was yowling at the door to his room and he opened it to see the thing carrying a rat almost as big as himself. Michael Cat is most loving towards Michael, but he likes the whole regular gang (and adores Claudette, which is another story), and he specifically seems invested in impresssing Laurie. She is by far the most commonly given dead things as gifts, and she kind of appreciates it—especially since he is a really good mouser, and while I am deeply sympathetic to mice myself on a personal level, if you’ve ever had the misfortune to live in a house with a mouse problem, you understand how desperately horrible that is. Myers house was old and in bad repair and in Illinois, so uh, it definitely started with one. On the other hand, though, Laurie feels kinda bad for the mice, and doesn’t love finding dead things left neatly by her shoes all the time. She’s more impressed than inconvenienced though. Also, Michael Meowers is extremely smart. After seeing someone else give Laurie a flower once, and her be happy about it, he started adding flowers and leaves to his piles of gifts by her shoes. He’s extremely proud of himself and acts like whatever thefts or kills he’s able to manage are no big deal and just trifles to his endless energy and skill. Laurie is very appreciative, and the little kitty is gleeful about being praised. He tries to act aloof, but he’s super needy. He will pretend he doesn’t need your affection, but if he’s around and wanting attention and you start using a phone or reading, he’ll come over and start aggressively chewing on whatever you’re paying attention to that is not him in an attempt to redirect that attention. One night at the Myers house will void the warranty on a lifeproof case. He also just likes to bite, and is a show affection by biting cat with very sharp teeth and a licky cat. Michael loves him deeply and does not mind petting a purring bundle of black fur that is curled up on his lap and has its teeth sunk passively into his spare hand.

That’s all more kind of par for the course cat behavior though. As far as extreme chaos goes, beyond scaring the other animals in the neighborhood, Michae Cat also is impossible to contain. They try to keep him in the house, but he has shredded screens and broken windows before, somehow always unharmed in the process. Cat has stowed away on car rides, and run after them on walks. Once during its first week home, they left it in the house asleep and went for a stroll, and about ten minutes from home, heard the bouncy “meow-meow-meow-meow” of a cat calling after you while running and Laurie looked back to see him chasing them down, and almost had a heart attack. Luckily, he let himself be picked up and taken home, instead of running off. Another time, she, Quentin, Michael, David, and Nancy were all two hours into the drive to the cabin when Michael Cat just climbed out of the pile of suitcases without warning and spring loaded launched himself at Michael in the passenger seat and almost caused a wreck. Lots of screaming. He’s notorious for being impossible to contain or stop, and half the time, they don’t even know how he got out. He’s also very good at reading vibes in a room, and if someone he likes is talking to someone they hate, there is a 90% chance that slowly slides towards 100 the longer the conversation lasts, that he will leap out and attack them unprovoked for whatever has caused the bad vibes he is picking up on. It’s kind of beautiful. He attacked someone during a game tournament once on live video stream (again it was a place he wasn’t even meant to be. He showed away, and Laurie chose to carry him in instead of missing the event herself—an act she quickly regretted) because he could tell Quentin and Min didn’t like them, and he wanted to cause chaos probably as well. That competition had to reset, because the cat singlehandedly destroyed it, but to be fair, it was one of the most highly rated streams that con ever did. He’s a menace, but in the best possible way.

Weirdly, while Alex the crow is routinely shunned by other birds, and constantly very sad about this, and Michael Cat throws hands with anything that looks fun to fight on sight, after a few initial scrapes at their first several meetings, the two started vibing, and Michael Cat was the first animal to decide it liked Alex. It’s weird, because Alex sure does not like cats, and Michael usually will try to attack and kill any bird, but those two will play with each other if they get the chance, and genuinely seem interested in each others’ company. No one knows why.

Also, while only medium chaotic, Michael Cat causes the most trouble for Claudette. Unfortunately, this is becuase he loves her, and no one has any idea how to curb this issue. She’s like his second favorite person ever after a time early the first year when she saved his life, and since she’s an angel now in his head, he always tries to give her gifts. Early on, he caught her a mouse that he hadn’t totally killed (as cats often do), and she was super distressed and saved the mouse and nursed it back to health and then let it go. Unfortunately though, Michael Cat, who watched this all go down, had his takeaway from that be “Wow she had so much fun playing with that—she loved it,” and now every time he sees her, will try to capture a live something for her and drop it off. She has had to nurse a lot of birds back to health and it distresses her so much. Michael Cat thinks he’s incredible and doing an amazing gift giving job. 50% of the time Claudette visits, they’ll have gotten halfway through a conversation, and then hear the pad-pad-pad of kitty feet and a sad cheeping sound and a proud meow from the floor and Claudette will go “Oh no,” with great sadness, and go accept her wounded house finch and get to work of go take it to an animal clinic. This has drastically curbed his actual kill count though, so that’s a plus. Laurie is working on trying to get him to stop targeting birds at least and only pick on rodents at present. It’s working, just slowly.

About a year in, Michael and Laurie were going through files, and old newspapers, and there was a picture of Loomis in one, and Michael clearly and visibly had such a strong reaction to it that Michael Cat ripped it up and ate it in solidarity, and they let him (well, Laurie tried to stop the eating part) becuase it was kind of nice. Kitty was feeling the chaos that day, and kept ripping up pictures as they went through, and since then, it has turned into almost a game or a trick. Cat will shred all Loomis photos with a vengeance. It’s a very cathartic party trick for his namesake.

He also regularly just decides to attack things, or that a random object is his and will snag it and begin a chase while whatever poor person he has robbed screams for him to stop and gives chase. Sometimes this is becuase he wants the thing, sometimes becuase he wants the chase. Objects stolen or attacked have included keys, food—especially poisonous to cats food, headbands, books, phones, necklaces, wallets, kitchen knives, Tapp’s gun (no one understands how he got it—the panic was real and complete), Jake’s engagement ring (taken off his finger), letters, wrapped presents, term papers, scarves, and more. Cat also figured out early on that Frank was nervous around him specifically, and since made it his goal to go bother him and follow him around whenever he’s there for maximum discomfort. I don’t think he’s even really trying to be mean—just the urge to cause trouble is too compelling to fight.

[wild-battlebond]

Digimon Xros Wars Ep25 Liveblog

kiriha kills again

This episode is all about things falling apart! The Disc Zone is falling apart! Kiriha is falling apart! Shoutmon is falling apart! And even Taiki might be falling apart?!

Kiriha time. today, he has killed a Digimon and gained his 12th Code Crown. and now Blastmon is here to try and take all those Code Crowns from Kiriha because he realized that it would give him a leg-up in impressing Bagramon.

so Nene talking about using the Monitamon to communicate was a lead-up to her leaving to look for Yuu on her own. she left offscreen at some point between now and the last episode.

Shoutmon’s complaining about feeling stiff 🤔 this will lead to issues later in the episode

hmmm yeah Kiriha does not seem to be doing as well as he was the last time we saw him. laughing after having DeckerGreymon swipe at Taiki with his tail is not a good sign.

lol they lampshaded how everyone was ignoring Blastmon to talk amongst themselves

and here’s where things start going awry — because there’s something wrong with Shoutmon, the fusion becomes unstable and splits apart (leaving the team mostly defenseless). this is where it becomes apparent that i’m a fan of Steven Universe’s fusion system, because I find it super interesting how the xros doesn’t work while its components aren’t feeling alright.

OH I GET IT this entire episode is about things falling apart! the zone is falling apart, Kiriha is falling apart emotionally, and Shoutmon’s xrosses are literally falling apart because Shoutmon isn’t doing well! that’s really interesting! I’m excited to see what the episode’s going to do with this theme!

and now we’re continuing with the metaphors because Greymon and MailBirdramon just told Shoutmon that he’s a loser and that X4K falling apart was because he’s not strong enough. so not only is Shoutmon at rock bottom in the sense he feels like a failure, but also at rock bottom in the sense he fell down to the bottom of the zone. also interesting to note that Greymon and MailBirdramon are friends, which you might not expect at first from the way Kiriha handles his Digimon. like you’d think that they’d rarely get the time to be friends.

starting to wonder if the tiny yellow poop Digimon (Damemon...?? that what he says all the time) is a double-agent trying to wreck the army from the inside. like there was clearly malicious intent in telling Blastmon to go attack a general. plus the little mouse snickered suspiciously. does the mouse control the bigger one? or are they separate entities

oh they’re separate. that’s what i remembered but i wasn’t sure. they’re also friends. speaking of what I remember, do they work for DarkKnightmon? that sounds familiar.

the boys are fightinggggggggg

Kiriha reaffirms his goal of using the Code Crowns to create a Digital World where only the strong survive, and says that if Greymon and MailBirdramon don’t make it back on their own then it means they weren’t strong enough, so he doesn’t care. this is apart of that buried love that Kiriha has that endeared him to Deckerdramon — he says that he couldn’t care less about his Digimon’s fates, but in actuality he kinda does, but can’t bring himself to care because, again, that means also having to confront his parents’ deaths.

but because Shoutmon wants to be a king & Taiki’s helpful personality has rubbed off on him, Shoutmon saves Greymon and MailBirdramon from falling down again! so now maybe Greymon and MailBirdramon have a little more respect for Shoutmon.

Taiki’s told Kiriha to let his team take care of things so that the zone doesn’t get even worse, but I wonder if Shoutmon will be able to keep it together... if so, this might also show some desynchronicity between Taiki and Shoutmon, if Taiki isn’t aware that Shoutmon might not be up to fighting. (tho at the same time it’s not like Shoutmon’s said a single word about this beyond a passing comment about feeling stiff...)

UH OH

but Shoutmon’s kindness had such an effect on Greymon that Greymon is defending X4K from an otherwise fatal attack!

working together, Shoutmon and Greymon were able to get the big enemy Digimon in the air and defeat it there so that the Disc Zone wouldn’t take any more damage! unfortunately it was too little too late and it’s still falling apart.

and as the zone falls apart, Shoutmon loses more and more confidence... Taiki’s also starting to fall apart a little, too, now. he wants to save all of the zone’s residence, but has no idea how to do it (and it doesn’t help that Akari and Zenjirou keep asking him what the plan is when he doesn’t have a plan)

[ober-affen-geil]

My Roswell Rewatch liveblog

Episode 2x07 AKA Family History Time Whether You Want It Or Not

i know theres the whole max has the same powers but why is michael, the other alien that struggled with control because of anger issues, should maybe be there?

oh so rosa likes the same milkshake max does? is that a new development or no

them boots tho i mean damn

oh right so she only actually left when jim died ok hmm

go off liz tbh

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

michael wants to go digging so bad but he’s TRYING augh

“did you borrow it while i was dead” LMAO

do love this banter moment

interesting that the general “mindscape” background is the same generic grassland

lol max rip your old job

is that a thing that people can do? just like, walk into surgery theatres? i mean i get shes the bosses daughter but still

“my natural musk” ARUTRO I LOVE YOU

“i kinda like being bossed around” UH HUH YEAH

oh yikes awkward

“space jam helps” LMAOOO

i also do like that arturo calls her “little mouse” i just

liz why are you implying this is her fault you know she cant help it

isobel i think you DO actually do bed time ;D

yes liz go OFF

i wonder if rosa remembers doing this with “isobel” from high school

so are we like actually going to examine this mentally ill story line or no?

YEOWCH

YAS MARIA

look this is so cute omg the way he turns into her neck for a sec there i’m ded

ugh the way michael just knows this is bad

cute echo moment

oh she’s good. like morally grey and everything but damn she’s good

nebraska huh

on 3. 3 huh interesting

why did the car alarm not go off?

GO OFF LIZ

poor rosa

GO OFF LIZ

seriously, HOW is the car alarm not going off

i love arturo so much

damn ortechos are savage and i’m here for it

ARUTRO I LOVE YOU SO MUCH #PANCAKEPAPIFOREVER

i do like max being a little threatening here

“i wouldn’t believe you anyway” SAVAGE

this is a GREAT scene, go off maria

“one of the first human subject” whoops lol

i lowkey think michael might have enjoyed throwing kyle across the parking lot ngl

and this is ding number one in the miluca foundation (assuming i ever get around to that damn meta)

also i do think it was interesting that the car was red just saying. maybe the armor came from their mother

kyle why tf are you stitching yourself up you are tipsy and you have surgeon friends pls

none of this is sanitary

MY ECHO HEART

i love the little fake shocked face liz makes i’m just a big fan

AHHH SIBLING MOMENT

tho i will say i’m a little annoyed isobel gave no recgonition to the fact that michael has had this position literally their whole lives please come on

noooooo

[readbythestarlight]

c2e77

Sam you’re such a loser xD

Give Laura a knife she’ll get that fly

Wow that was top notch Rami Malek there Sam

New aaaaart!

Hmm mixed feelings? I think I like the originals better still (tho Cad looks nice and sparkly)

Jester explaining all the reasons why Fjord totally deserves the sword <3

Lol Nott’s like "give us our stuff back now"

Beau having some muscle envy xD

Hot boiiiii

[[MORE]]

Beau is the best annoying friend I love her so much

The source being himself instead or U’kotoa <3 <3

That’s so FREAKING COOL I love the visual of that

Uh oh... Dairon?? Are you hooome?

Dodudodoo donuts!

Uh ohhhh

Use that neat new Paladin stuff!

"We’re very sorry to have provided you excellent cover"

Dairon is being kinda rude. Like they’re not even home it’s not like she actually has to clean that much.

Hot boiiiiiii! :D

Sometimes I still worry that he’s gonna betray them and it’ll hurt me

Cad and Jester offering to go with Caleb to talk to her

"Widogast"

Caleb babe why confirm who you are babe why

Is he wanting to figure out whether other people are worth saving?

"I had my heart beaten out of me a long time ago. Now it’s about guiding history. Always has been." Yikes.

"Good men don’t conquer. They die, and are forgotten. I’ll die, and be forgotten. But at least I know that some of my deeds will help change the course of history."

"I’m sure he’ll fine you. He’ll be happy to finish what he couldn’t." That’s a big nope from me.

C: "Did you know Astrid, and Edowulf? Are they still alive?"

Prisoner: "I know them better than you do."

C:" That’s probably true."

C: "Maybe if I could talk with you and see one einch of change I wouldn’t have to believe we’re all damned."

C: "You’ve made what I had to do very plain."

Don’t. Like.

FUCK

FUUUUCK

fucking fuck she stabbed him

OUCH 26?! Holy fuck

Please somebody stop her kill her

Good thing the clerics came

Oh shit of fuck

Nat20 relation that gets him 2pts lol

Fuck her uuuuup

Essek that’s kinda badass

Listen I’m not saying Essek fucked her up specifically because she fucked Caleb up buuuuuut

Also I’m gonna need art of worried Cad and Jester saving Caleb and dragging him out STAT

Let’s not talk to the dead guys I don’t think Caleb needs anymore trauma

Or we’re gonna okay that’s fine

We’re not gonna tbh that’s something I prefer

He’s trying to help you guys don’t push him and don’t cross the line

I love Essek a lot

Liam/Caleb I need you to stop being guilty/tragic/soft

Essek "I am always patronizing" Theylass

"Drawing the potential from discarded timelines" oh fuck what

Essek: sees Caleb gets stabbed, turns the person who stabbed him into a human pretzel, agrees to show him more dunemancy. Amazing.

Wow that was a long break

Ooooo anti-gravity object floating spell

Okay you can’t do it to people BUT can you do it to armor that people are wearing

Okay so... immovable objects spell. Very cool.

"Maybe" ohhhh Essek’s giving him stuff he shouldn’t?

I can’t decide how I feel about that

"Friends" ffffff see I do like that but I still worry. Like what are his motives?

Oh unused potential from dead timelines that sounds BADASS

????? The fuck??

OKAY THATS COOL

"Echoes. Potential selves left to fade in unrealized timelines" oh lord

That sounds... dangerous

But also damn Matt this dunemancy stuff is very cool I can’t believe he came up with this stuff on his own

Gasp the echoes can cast a single spell before they disappear that could be so handy!

"An even weaker Wizard than I am" lol Caleb

"I see great peril and lots of time changing and this little part here looks like a mouse..." xD

Essek is such a bitch and I love him so much

Aww Caleb making sure Jester knows she’s strong and skilled too

And now she’s offering him someone to talk to about what happened IM CRY

God guys I love their friendship

She bought him paper that he couldn’t afford and then extra gold dust for pranks xD

Matt is scared already lolllll

Nott teasing Fjord about being "religious" is gonna be great fun I can tell

To Yeza: "HEY WE’RE SAFE. TRIPOD. WHO MADE. WHERE FROM. WHAT FOR?"

Did we know he was 16/17 when all this went down because I don’t think I realized and I’m crushed

"Hi dad" Jester honey

Oh Jester sweetheart

Cad’s talking to the wildmom and in the background Fjord zaps a fly

Somebody make art of that where Cad’s meditating and Fjord’s swatting flies with his new sword

I like Beau and Dairon’s relationship

"I am proud of you" WOW THOSE ARE SOME BEAU FEELS COMING IN

AYYYY MY GIRL’S A FULL EXPOSITOR NOW

I... don’t want them going anywhere near Trent or any of those people

Oh lord y’all gonna ask Essek again?

GASP GO SEE KIRI

Essek’s like "please stop asking me to transport you everywhere"

‘Sup Traveler

"Your friends are coming, yes?" Hmmm

>_>

If he ends up being a jerk who hurts Jester I will crawl through my screen and rip off his head

Y’all need to call ahead and tell Yussah you’re coming

Caleb collects porciline cats??

She gonna give Dairon the medallion

This can’t possibly go wrong

Dairon! Cares! So! Much!

They are making Matt pull out every male NPC he has tonight lol

Oh no

Oh Yasha oh no

Is she killing Colbalt Soul people??

Baby girl :’(

"Vince fails to pull his weight. The angel will see my deeds superior."

Oh godddd I hate this

"The heart buried within the lotus den, and the heart entrusted to the elves within the Velthiel?"

Fuck no don’t like

"Pierced by the tears that run down" YASHAAAAAA

Juriel’s?

Oh no they were in Zedash

They’re all a bit lost, too many ways to go. Can’t wait to see what they decide to do once we come back.

Love you too guys! Have a safe trip Matt!!

[lovemesomesurveys]

when’s the last time you ate a pickle? It’s been a few years since I’ve actually eaten one, but I like to have one on the side sometimes with my sandwich cause I like to squeeze out the juice and dip my sandwich in it. It’s quite delicious. what’s that you’re listening to? An ASMR video. was the last thing you drank a coke or pepsi product? Nope. how many times is your cartilage pierced in your ears? I only have my earlobes pierced.  what are your pets names? Princess Leia.

do you need to take a smoke break right now? I don’t smoke. have you ever had a pet bird? Nope. honestly, do you think that you’re going to be an overprotective parent? I don’t plan on being a parent at all. what was the last kind of chips you ate? Probably Doritos. It’s been awhile. tell me the birthdates of everyone in your top friends. would you rather have ice cream, freeze pops, or popsicles in the summer? I like freeze pops, or Otter Pops as I call ‘em. It’s been a few years since I’ve had those or any ice cream, though. what kind of relationship do you have with the last person you kissed? We’re not on bad terms or anything, but we’re not friends either. We drifted apart. We do have each other on Facebook and Instagram, though. I’ll “like” some of the things he posts sometimes and he’ll like some of the things I post sometimes, but that’s the extent of it now. have you ever told a stranger that their barn door was open? No. what color are your toenails right now? They’re not.  when was the last time you clipped your nails? I pick/clip at my nails and the skin around them quite often. Like, a few times throughout the day. I don’t know what’s left to pick/clip at, but I do it a lot. :/ does your mouse have a wheel to scroll with? I have a track pad that’s built into the laptop. what is your biggest accomplishment in life? Blah. click on a myspace bulletin and scroll to the main bottom - what’s it say? what is one thing that you really wish you could understand, but don’t? Myself, really. I don’t know why I can’t get it together. Why I put off certain things. Why I don’t take care of myself very well. The list goes on.  what were your grades on the last report card you recieved? I got all As my last semester. what temperature do you like to keep your room at? I don’t know the temp, but I like to keep it cool. I’ve had 3 fans going all summer and even now as well because it’s still warm here. It’s starting to cool down and it feels nice at night and in the morning, but it’s still warm during the day. Still need my fans all day and we’re getting into mid October. Sigh. what’s your favorite department in lowes? I don’t go to Lowes often. Actually, last December was the first time in I don’t even know how long.  what is the brightest object you can see by just looking around the room? My lamp is bright. have you ever been tutored or tutored someone yourself? I’ve been tutored.  would you rather wear necklaces, bracelets, rings, or earrings? Bracelets. pretty, bright, fake jewelry or boring, plain, real jewelry? I used to be really into accessories and I’d wear a lot of stuff from Claire’s and Hot Topic. I liked to matching my accessories with my outfits. It was cute, but inexpensive stuff so I was able to get a lot of it. Of course, real jewelry is beautiful and I like that as well. I have some plain piece and some with stones. I don’t wear jewelry anymore for some reason, though. Well, except for recently when I started wearing beaded bracelets. I don’t know why I stopped. where did you recieve your last receipt from? Walmart. what was the last thing you said outloud (singing doesn’t count)? “It’s warm in here.” is everything you have on actually yours? Yes. when was the last time you wore a band-aid and why? A few weeks ago cause I got a cut on one of my fingers. do you like ketchup or mustard better with your corn dogs? I mix them together. do you ever just randomly drive around when you’re upset about something? I don’t drive. you look at the clock and it’s 4:44 PM, what do you do? Uh, nothing? What’s significant about that time? a trip to california, the bahamas, new york, wisconsin, utah, or canada? I’d love to visit the Bahamas, New York, and Canada.  what would you do if you discovered that you had a 7 year old kid? Well that’s impossible, so. I’m pretty sure I would know if I did, though. moon sand or play doh? Playdoh.  what was the last act of creativity you displayed? I made a few beaded bracelets recently. I don’t think that’s all that creative; though, but *shrug* do you like the way your hair looks right now? Ugh, no. do you ever find yourself just writing/typing out your feelings? That’s exactly what I do in these surveys. if so, does that make you feel better? It’s nice to have a place I can just ramble and vent. who’s house were you at last, besides your own? My aunt’s. any big plans for this summer? Summer is overrrrrrr. :D are you missing school yet? I don’t miss it. play guitar, drums, keytar, xbox, sims, sing, or take a dance class? Play The Sims, ha. what’s your favorite department in wal-mart? Apart from the food, I like looking at the decorations during Halloween and Christmastime. I used to like looking in the makeup department a lot, but I don’t wear makeup much anymore. have/would you ever run track? No. do you honestly believe that someone will waste their time reading this? Some people like reading other people’s survey answers. I do.  do you like your teeth? No. the last male that you texted just confessed his undying love for you do you still speak to him? Uh, that’s my younger brother... are you in a hurry to grow up? I was never in a hurry to grow up. I wasn’t the kid who couldn’t wait to be an adult. Even at 30 I’m still not ready, but time keeps going whether you’re ready or not. who was the last person you were in a vehicle with other than family? I haven’t been in a car with anyone other than my family in years. does piano music tend to calm you down? I don’t use that as a way to calm down, but I suppose it probably would help at least a little. It is nice to listen to. do a 180, then turn back around and tell me what you saw. Nah. do you actually pay attention to the lyrics in a song before you add it? Sometimes, but usually it’s just if I like how it sounds. Then I’ll listen to it closer.  how many people can you think of that you know named christopher? One. how far away are the people you miss most? 3 of them passed away. I don’t know where the other is. what’s something you need to get done soon? I’ve been needing to do a lot of things for a long time. what is the most repulsing smell you can ever recalling catching a whiff of? Public restrooms can smell pretty rank sometimes. :X your best friend tells you they’re moving. believe it or think it’s a joke? Uh, I’d sure hope my mom would be joking if she said that. I’d be like, “So, we’re moving?” who’s pool did you last swim in? It was a friend’s boyfriend’s pool. is your best friend awake right now? Yes. are any of your friends or family members out of town right now? Not anyone in my immediate family. I don’t know where every single person in my extended family is, I have a large family. your grandparents just died in a plane crash, what are you doing? I’d be devastated to say the least. what website did you last visit (and no, myspace doesn’t count on this one) Well that’s good cause it wasn’t Myspace. Haven’t been there in over 10 years. Anyway, apart from this one it was Google.  if i came to your house, could i find any kind of chocolate? There’s brownies. There may be chocolate ice cream bars, too. do your parents allow smoking in your house? Nope.  does everyone in your top friends really deserve to be in that place? what size bed do you have? Full. would you rather frolic through a field of daisies, sunflowers, or daffodils? “Tiptoe through the tulips...” lol. do you remember the last time that you colored a picture and what did you draw? I don’t draw, but I like color. I last colored something earlier this year. last person you left a voicemail for? I don’t like voicemails. what is the last thing you charged? My phone. who was the last person to upload a picture with you in it? My aunt. have you ever held a snake? Nooooooooooo. what did you last use tape for? I don’t remember.  what was your score last time you bowled? I don’t remember. The last time I went bowling was several years ago. do you remember your cubby hole number from kindergarten? No. Actually, I’m not completely sure they even had numbers... I feel like they had our names. Awwww that made me so nostalgic and kinda sad. I miss those days. :( do you like peas? No. is your current status update and mood accurate on what you’re doing? I haven’t posted a status on Facebook in a long time. describe to me the nearest stuffed animal to you. There’s 3 on my bed: a small dog squishmallow, which is a super soft and squishy stuffed animal, a big giraffe squishmallow, and a regular giraffe stuffed animal.  what is the last cd that you listened to in a vehicle? I don’t remember, it’s been years. do you ever wear sleep masks when you sleep or shower caps when you shower? No. I kinda want to get a cooling eye mask, though. what would you like to drink right now? I’m good with my Starbucks Doubleshot. zebrah print, cheetah print, cow print, polka dots, or stripes? Polka dots or stripes. could you tell me exactly what pets everyone in your tops friends have? when is the last time you ate pudding or yogurt? Several years ago, not a big fan of either one. do you like raisins? Yeah. do you tend to drink lemonade often? Nope. It’s been years since I’ve had lemonade.  would you rather go to a beach, and amusement park, or a water park? Beach or Disneyland/World if I got to pick the amusement park.

[killian-whump]

OUAT 3x03: Rewatch Liveblog

Hey guys! It's me again, back with another liveblog of, uh, me watching another episode of Once Upon a Time.

This one is episode 3x03, called "Quite a Common Fairy" - which means, you guessed it, we'll be meeting Tinkerbell in this episode :)

Let's watch, shall we?

...and we return to the dark jungles of Neverland.

Seriously. Why is this arc so damn DARK? It makes for good atmosphere, yes, but lousy GIFs and caps :/

Is there something wrong with me that I find that lantern David's holding kinda... hot? I don't know, it's just... old fashioned and rugged and outdoorsy and... I just find it really aesthetically pleasing, the way he’s holding it.

HAHAHAHAHAHA EMMA JUST TOOK A WET LEAF TO THE FACE

Awwww, Hook got it a second later, but they barely showed it :(

WHY BE IN THE JUNGLE AT ALL IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LET US WATCH HOT PEOPLE GET HIT IN THE FACE WITH WET LEAVES D:

"If Pan's camp keeps moving, how are we going to find Henry?" Gooooooood question.

Oh, so I guess that perilous ending of 3x01 with Pan’s ominous “Let’s play!” as the Lost Boys advanced on Henry was a baseless tease, after all. Here’s Henry sleeping peacefully under a tree, not even a bruise on him.

Henry: "I don't like apples." Pan: "Who doesn't like apples?" An excellent question.

"I call it target practice." So menacing, whilst holding a crossbow inches from Henry's face. SO OMINOUS!!!

SURELY THIS WILL BE PERILOUS FOR OUR DEAR HENRY!!!

There’s no way this will be another baseless tease or anything.

Hey, I recognize this castle from the time we were in the middle of bloody damnation and they decided to cut to another scene somewhere in another realm that was nowhere near as exciting and I almost threw my mouse through my monitor.

AKA: Rumple's old place.

Bae, something tells me if dear old dad had something to make a portal with just hanging out in his cabinets, he wouldn't have needed a big convoluted plan to turn Regina into a villain and have her cast a dark curse. Just, you know, spitballing here. Just having some thoughts. Just saying.

Awww... Roland <3 One of the tenets of Once fandom: Roland <3

Hahaha, Snow. "Have you even been listening?"

"I fear such an attempt would end in your death... and more importantly, mine." Another classic Hook line <3

Oh, Emma. You poor soul. "Tinkerbell?!" Hook: "What, you know her?" This shit’s hilarious.

Oh no. Sad Regina flashbacks. Feels incoming... D:

Go ahead, Rumple. Just invite yourself to dinner. Sure.

Rumple: "Roast swan, hehehe! That's amusing. You'll get that later."

OH LOOK, GUYS, IT'S TINKERBELL

"Snow White? That's her name? Even I think that's a bit precious, and mine's Tinkerbell." Haha :)

Regina: "She had my fiance killed." Well, that's not exactly how that happened, but... no, you know what, let's just go with that for now.

Oh, hey Regina, you dropped something...

Nevermind, some creepy woman in the jungle picked it up for you.

HOOK'S HOLDING THE LANTERN NOW

OH SHIT, THERE'S TWO LANTERNS

HOOK AND DAVE ARE BOTH HOLDING LANTERNS

What the hell is wrong with me?

Regina: *catches up* Regina: "Emma! There is another way..." Emma: "Is there?" Regina: "Magic!"

LMAO The way she says it, tho. It's like a late night infomercial salesman: 'It cooks, it cleans, it'll blow your freaking mind - it's magic!'

Someone please tell me that Regina suggesting magic was a meme in the fandom during S3, because if you lot weren't photoshopping her into everything everywhere with "What about MAGIC?!" speech bubbles, then you're all a disappointment to everything ever and I'm never speaking to any of you ever again.

Emma: "Didn't we just go through this?" Yeah, about five times per episode AND IT ONLY GETS FUNNIER

Regina: "You think it's the best plan because your boyfriend came up with it." Emma: "My boyfriend? HOOK?!"

Snow: "She just lost Neal." Regina: "Sorry." I'm just too perceptive for my own good.

Oh, gee. We're back with Pan and Henry. Oh no! Pan's poisoning the arrow! Felix is looking ominous! Henry's in big trouble n-

Oh. Henry's the one who's going to shoot the crossbow. So he's, uh, not in any danger at all, actually. Huh. Okay.

YES. Henry, good move. I mean, it didn't work out so well for you, but turning and firing at Pan really WAS a solid strategy.

Hook's still got the lantern. Oh wait, that's right, there's two of them, so he can always have the lantern.

OMG YOU GUYS, REGINA HAS THE OTHER LANTERN NOW

Seriously. What the hell, self?

Ooooh... Intense Captain Charming scene D:

Oh, fairy time, everybody!!

"You got big for no reason." That's what she said.

Blue: "I will be the judge of what is fairy-like!" SAYS WHO, BITCH

JFC NOW ROBIN HOOD HAS ONE

Was there a sale at the old timey lantern store or something? Does the director of this episode have a fetish for them? Is it maybe a thing after all?

You know, it IS a dick move to ask another dude to risk his son so you can go save yours, Neal.

Oh, shit. You're seriously going to play the "you owe me one because my dad saved your wife's life" card?! Technically, he didn't even SAVE Marian. Robin saved Marian and Rumple decided not to flat-out MURDER him for it. Not quite heroic. I don't think this dude owes you anything.

Emma: "What'd you do to her?" Ahahahahahaha, looks like Emma's perceptive too XD

Regina: "What? Why would you assume I did something?"

This is the best Swan Queen scene ever. I just decided this right now xD

THEIR FACES, LOL

Regina: "Okay. We have a complicated history."

Aww... "What the hell did you do to her?" "What I always do." T_T

Ahhhhh, the man with the lion tattoo...

Why does Tinkerbell run off, though? Haha, that's silly.

NOT AS SILLY AS REGINA RUNNING OFF THOUGH

OKAY, NOW THEY'RE JUST FUCKING WITH ME

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHOT??

Ooooooooh, Tinkerbell's a nasty little fairy... XD

Snow: “It's just a place to sleep.” Emma: “What would you know about that?” Like, have you not paid any attention to the last two seasons of this show, Emma?!

Okay, Hook, honey, you have to stop doing anything and everything, because the way you're sitting on that hammock is making me want to send a nasty little fairy after you.

I blame all these lanterns.

Regina bondage! Yay!

"About time you woke up." Bitch, you're the one who put her to sleep, and that was like, 5 minutes ago.

Regina: "How the hell did you get like this?" Tinkerbell: "I met you."

Regina: "You're a terrible fairy." Tinkerbell: "You didn't go in, did you?" EVERYBODY'S SO PERCEPTIVE IN THIS EPISODE

Pan: "Look at the fun they're having." Ummm... They're throwing knives at the ground. It's not even a target. It's the ground. It's everywhere. YOU CAN'T MISS IT.

Pan: "At one point, I had four boys with missing fingers. Cost of the game. They didn't mind." I mean, I would think they probably DID mind, at least a little...

Okay, follow me for a minute here. Peter Pan would actually make a great life coach. "You were created for a reason... and I can help you find it."

I mean, at least LOOK at it, Henry. Aren’t you even curious?!

Umm. Seriously? That's all it takes for a kid to summon a shadow? "I believe"?

Like, kids would be summoning them left and right on accident. At least have some kind of noun on that shit. "I believe in Neverland" or "I believe the Cubs will win the World Series again before I die." I mean, seriously.

Man, them shadows are creepy ass motherfuckers.

Well, here's a touching Robin and Roland and Mulan scene. Shame that Roland will NEVER SLEEP AT NIGHT AGAIN after seeing that creepy ass nightmare come to life. I mean, aside from the fact that he’s sleeping right now.

Also, wouldn't you at least put him to bed in another room or, at least, under a different window? Those fuckers COME BACK you know. We saw that last season, when they straight up STALKED the Darling family.

Dude. Mulan. Honey. You should've just told Aurora how you feel. I always kinda OT3ed you lot, anyhow. The “Left Behind in the Curse” Bang Train left 28 years ago and you were all on it.

I love how everyone's got their weapons at the ready and Hook just shoulders his sword and looks around non-chalantly, like "lovely weather we're having here in the jungle..."

Mmmm... The looks they give each other... TINKERHOOK LIVES :D

Yeah, there you go. Knew you'd look, kid. I mean, how could you not?!

Hahaha, this is why you have to be careful with drone deliveries. They just drop your packages wherever they want to.

"Welcome home, Baelfire." You're not creepy at all, Felix. "Pan will be so happy to see you." I bet! The only thing that crazy motherfucker likes more than tormenting children and hot pirates is tormenting his own family members.

CS coconut scene <3

OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS, ROBIN HOOD HAS THE LION TATTOO

...and that's a wrap!

PEW PEW PEW PEEEEEEEEEEW!!!

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Tiger & Sunbeam

Summary: I’M PRETTY SURE MY SNAKE GOT LOSE IN YOUR APARTMENT. PLEASE DON’T PANIC. HE’S REALLY NICE. 

Pairing: Dongwoo/Sunggyu

Word Count: 1.6K

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A/N: Heya! This was a prompt I found, but I took it too cute and too fluffy. Here you go, lol.

Downtime. May as well been Sunggyu’s middle name these days. He’s been busy with work, a “thriving” social life, and trivial adult things, but he’s always been able to sneak by a bit of relaxation into his schedule. Thank the heavens, truly, Sunggyu thinks, as he plops down onto his sofa, tucked into his fluffy robe and head covered with a towel turban after a warm, steamy shower. This is the life.

He picks up the remote on the coffee table in front of him and props his legs up. He presses a few buttons and turns on the tv, surfing through channels until something catches his eye. When it does, he lays lethargically with his head tipped back, one arm supporting his neck. He needs this. Definitely. Work was stressful this week and he’s grateful it’s Friday night. An office job can be such a hassle.

He shuts his eyes for a second just to absorb the moment. The only things that can be heard in his apartment are the sounds coming from the tv and the whir of electrical appliances running in the background, including his refrigerator and washing machine. He’ll pretend to forget about the massive load of work clothes he threw in there earlier.

It’s kind of ironic that Sunggyu is home on a Friday night. Usually, he’d get a call from Myungsoo, most likely with Sungyeol’s laughs in the background, asking him to go out. What a bother, Sunggyu thinks, as he recalls all the memories of those calls. But honestly, sometimes it’s the only constant in his life that keeps him sane. Work is the kind of constant Sunggyu is used to. Myungsoo and Sungyeol’s shenanigans always involve themselves but are always different. He needs a little variety and excitement in his life sometimes.

But sometimes, on the other hand, excitement is the least he needs. Especially when he’s stressed. And looking at a computer all day for nine hours isn’t exactly the best supplement to that either. So, he turned down Myungsoo and Sungyeol tonight. It’s been the first time in awhile, but he’s happy they understood. What kind of friends would they be if they didn’t, right?

Sunggyu sighs, but it’s a happy sigh. He’s happy he can take time out of his day to relax. Not many people get to. He’s grateful because he feels at peace with himself in this current moment. 

He opens his eyes and thinks for a moment. He needs a snack. Brainstorming for a bit, he remembers the packet of chips he’d been dying to try since he bought them the other day on Woohyun’s recommendation. They better be good. I could die for something spicy right now, and he promised they were.

Just as he is about to get up, he looks down at his fluffy slippers and spots a line. A thick line. And it’s slithering near his foot and trying to wrap itself around it. 

Sunggyu leaps off the couch and stumbles to the ground, frightened. He hides behind the couch and a flurry of thoughts fly through his mind. How the fuck did that get in here!? Who just has a snake in the apartments!? What the actual hell!? 

He looks towards his front door and eyes the gap under his front door. Yep, big enough to fit a snake. Goddamn apartment complex and their lack of maintenance. He huffs and puffs, immediately angry at the reptile currently slithering down the hallway and into Sunggyu’s bathroom because the gaps don’t just stop at the front door. No, all the doors are like this.

“Why, when I always get a chance to relax, does something go wrong!?” Sunggyu isn’t talking to anyone, but it’s as if he is because the response to his statement is rewarded with a frantic pound on his front door. He snaps his head to the door and narrows his eyes. This better be good. Because in this panicked state, he isn’t sure he can take much more of any future turmoil. 

He picks himself up off of the ground and practically stomps towards the door. He’ll have to remember to apologize to his neighbors in the morning or something. He opens the door and spots a man who is sweating profusely, with a container in his hands. He looks frantic and very worried.

“Hey, so, uh, I’m pretty sure my snake got loose in your apartment. Please don’t panic, though! He’s really nice!”

Sunggyu furrows his brow, leaning against the doorframe. He expects this to be a long conversation for some reason.

“Yeah, I know.”

The man swallows hard and bites his bottom lip. He’s cute.

“I’m sorry if he caused you any trouble. I didn’t mean to let him out, I was gone for one second! But I left the case open! I was just about to feed him!”

The man gestures to the container in his hand and Sunggyu raises a brow.

“What do snakes even eat? And why do you have a pet one?”

“Long story about why I have him, but, I feed him dead mice.”

Sunggyu recoils. “Don’t tell me you’re about to bring a dead mouse in a Tupperware container into my apartment.”

The man frantically shakes his head and waves his free hand. “No, no! I would never! I can leave it outside if you’d like, but do I have permission to come in and get him?”

Sunggyu swallows. Hard. This guy is really cute.

“Sure. Uh, last I saw, he went into my bathroom. And that’s the door on the right next to the painting of the ocean.”

The man smiles, and oh god, Sunggyu’s gone. It’s like a sunbeam of happy. 

“Thank you so much! I won’t be long, and I promise I’ll show you I got him before I leave, okay?” 

He makes the okay symbol with his hand and Sunggyu returns it, shuffling awkwardly to the couch to avoid being in the man’s way.

As he promised, he sets the container outside Sunggyu’s apartment and meanders his way into Sunggyu’s bathroom. 

“Gotcha!” 

It didn’t take very long at all. Sunggyu only heard the crinkle of his shower curtain being moved.

The man emerges from the bathroom, holding the white and orange snake gently, his palms and fingers open so the snake can weave in and around them. He thinks the snake is a nice accessory to the man.

Sunggyu gets up and walks with the man to the door. He feels saddened somehow that he wouldn’t see him again after this.

“I’ve never heard any complaints about a pet snake so far. You must be new.”

The man laughs and smiles again. Sunggyu’s insides are melting.

“Oh yeah, I just moved in. It’s been about a week, so I’m just getting settled in. But I think Spike’s at home already. He loves his new enclosure.”

“You named the snake Spike?”

The man shrugs. “Well, yeah. I wanted his name to be intimidating enough so that before you meet him, you’re kinda spooked. But when you see this little guy up close, you can’t help but think he’s adorable!”

Sunggyu laughs. “Yeah, we didn’t exactly get acquainted too much up close. He was too busy discovering treasures around the complex, and apparently, I was too important to pass up.”

The man smiles and chuckles fondly. “Guess Spike’s got a good eye. Because I definitely agree with him.” The man has a glint in his eye that Sunggyu definitely picks up on. 

Sunggyu blushes like a schoolgirl. He chews on the inside of his cheek.

“Well, Spike did inform me of a cutie that lives here now, so I guess I can’t be that mad at him. Just wish he’d tell me his owner’s name, though so I could get him settled in, finally.”

The man lets Spike slither in between his index and middle finger gap on his left hand and up his arm. He does this to free his right hand and present it to Sunggyu. “I’m Dongwoo. And it’s a pleasure to meet you and learn that you think I’m cute, because I think you’re cute. And I’d definitely like to take you up on that getting acquainted thing.”

Sunggyu grins and takes Dongwoo’s hand between his. “I’m Sunggyu. And I think I would really like to as soon as you’re free. Maybe I can learn all about how you got Spike and why you have him.”

Dongwoo raises his brow and digs in his pocket for his phone. “Put your number in and I’ll definitely tell you when I’m free. Sound good?”

Sunggyu tips his head down and laughs, shaking his head in disbelief. He takes out his own phone and trades with Dongwoo. “Sounds good to me.”

They exchange numbers and Dongwoo scrunches his nose up and laughs when he gets his own back. “Spike’s getting antsy. I think he really wants his dinner. But I’ll text you. Or you could text me. Either way.”

Sunggyu laughs once more. “You’re so nervous. It’s so cute. But yeah, I’ll text you since you seem to have your hands full, here.”

He walks Dongwoo up to his door and watches as Spike slithers between both of Dongwoo’s hands now. 

“Thanks for not freaking out and killing him.”

Sunggyu bursts into heavy laughter and reels back. “Now you gotta tell me that backstory, too.”

“One thing at a time, tiger. See you around.”

“See you.”

Sunggyu closes the door gently, turning around and pressing his back up against it. His heart swoons with the promise of a possible romance. 

Downtime. He didn’t know it could be that good.