#TOO

[thegoodduckfan]

Listen to ‘em braggin’ down there! Braggin’ because they outsmarted Scrooge McDuck!

I’m only an old man, I guess! Too old to keep up with the new tricks!

Just a poor old man that remembers the old tricks!

Yes! I remember the old tricks!-----Like the time in Bagdad—

Well, never mind! Let’s go down there and congratulate our my new-rich neighbors!

I’d congratulate ‘em with a box of spoiled eggs!

Unca Scrooge is up to something!

Hadn’t we better go into town and file a claim on this money?

Yeah — but wait! Here comes old Scrooge! Let’s see what’s on his mind!

Boys, I came to offer my best regards! You outsmarted me – and did it fair!

You mean you ain’t mad at us?

Certainly not! I admire brains —and you boys have got ‘em!

I had brains, too — in the old days! But now I’ve got a head like a soft tomato!

Hee! Hee!

Could you find it in your hearts to grant a poor old man one little favor?

Well — maybe!

It’s just that I’d like to have one last swim in this money before you haul it away!

You swam in that stuff?

Every day for years! It’s the only pleasure I ever had!

Well, if that ain’t one for the book! Go right ahead!

ZOOM

If I didn’t see it, I wouldn’t believe it!

Watch how I dive around in it like a porpoise!

And see how I burrow through it like a gopher!

And toss it up and let it hit me on the head!

Say, that looks like it’d be fun!

It is! It’s your money now! Why don’t you dive into it and learn how to enjoy it?

The old boy’s got something there!

Last one in’s an honest man!

ZOOM!

CRACK

How odd! The Beagle Boys bounced like they’d hit a solid wall!

And feel those heads — like soft tomatoes!

They'll be unconscious for weeks!

Months! And to think it happened to them before they could go to court and claim my money! Tsk! Tsk!

Unca Scrooge, how come you dived all the way from the bluff, and you didn’t get hurt?

Well, I’ll admit — it’s a trick!

Now let’s get bulldozers and trucks and haul this money back onto my land! Hi-de-ho!

So uncle Scrooge gets all his money back, and things are again as they were!

If you don’t mind, uncle Scrooge, the kids and I would like to get paid off now and go home!

Oh, no! Not yet!

I haven’t had time to tell you what comfort you’d get out of a fortune like mine!

If you’ve got comfort, I’ll take vanilla! Shut up and pay off!

You may not know it, uncle Scrooge, but your billions are a pain in the neck! You’re only a poor old man! Good-bye!

Bah! Kid talk! No man is poor who can do what he likes to do once in a while!

And I like to dive around in my money like a porpoise!

And burrow through it like a gopher!

And toss it up and let it hit me on the head!

I have heard that only the chosen one who knows about even the most obscure corners of disney comics will be capable enough to understand all of these

[yennswishes1]

BFDI ART DUMP

[swiftiesbuddie]

“Buck should become a Diaz”

“Eddie should become a Buckley”

“They should hyphenate and be the Buckley-Diazes”

WRONG, both sets of parents suck

They should both take the name Nash

[kwekuw]

ii16 leak (real)

no they don't gotcha

[achillesuwu]

Honestly the idea of magical advisor Merlin is so fucking funny.

Like, you go that man, who used to be the king manservant (still kinda is) which is already a powerful position on its own but like…Now you know that the dude sitting there is like a whole army in one place. Your political power ? Worthless.

The power that your land give you by yielding a lot of food ? Useless

You got that man sitting next to you who not only have the ear of the king but is also like a whole ass kingdom in powerscale by himself. He is running late for every meeting because he had to ‘catch up with some things’, bickering with the king 24/7, throwing random background info about things that are ACTUALLY a big deal (‘oh, that place feel lively’ = hey we are in the middle of an atmospheric river of magic, it can either explode or give us nice dream <3).

Before you had to deal with an unhinged favorite-servant of the king now you have to grasp the fact that your king may actually be the favorite out of their deal.

[prideandprejudice]

IT: CHAPTER TWO (2019) dir. Andy Muschietti

[standosart]

Syria is free! 💚💚💚💚💚💚

tomorrow, Palestine will be too

[somerandomdudelmao]

@tapakah0

This little bunny means the world to me

[sailorgundam308]

Where there’s a hole…

Lazy mornings at elfsong tavern…

[justpentdraws]

he's just sleeping... i am strongly not normal about oli's origin story in empires 2, in every possible way.

alt versions under the cut!

[yoursdeadlynightshade]

'I have sex with you a lot in my mind.'

But it's Regulus Black about James Potter before they got together.

[dumpster-fire-chronicles]

i know there's a lot of discourse and back and forth on whether or not Luigi Mangione is The Guy™ or if the cops involved in his case chose a random guy with a particularly damning history, but either way, regardless of if you believe he did it or not, I think we should all agree to *say* he didn't so that he doesn't go to prison for it

[sc4rl3tr41n]

HC that Noel is like. Eerily flexible.

LiKe he could do this

The others find it creepy (maybe not Mischa or Ricky)

[jakejeffreyperalta]

"books where the guy falls first" "enemies to lovers slowburn books" what the fuck is the book even about. why should i read it.

[jesterjaxx]

one thing about Duncan is he loves a bitch who will actually just kill him