#ugly sobbing smh

[turkey-sandwich]

Ibara should take care of Bloody Mary again I think it'd be funny

[yougyattabekidding]

Cw: eye strain i think? (Im using a neon red background and a cyan for the sketch so imma add this 4 safe messures :3)

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A (really horrible disgusting god awful) sketch of our beloved crayon eater: Kobra kid X3!!!

[Ignore my silly writting i was talking to myself (im really funny)]

[jedi-enthusiast]

I KNOW IM A STAR WARS BLOG, BUT I NEED TO DUMP ALL OF MY HAZBIN HOTEL THOUGHTS SOMEWHERE SO YEAH-

BEWARE, SPOILERS FOR EPISODES 7 AND 8 BELOW

Ok so, I need to infodump all of my shit about Alastor first bc he's my favorite and I AM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH CURRENTLY!!! BASHING MY HEAD AGAINST A WALL!!! EATING GLASS!!!

Firstly, I kinda figured that Alastor wasn't gonna beat Adam because-

1. it wouldn't make sense for the plot for Alastor to beat him since Adam has been set up more as an antagonist for Charlie, if Alastor beat Adam then it wouldn't be satisfying story-wise

and 2. because Alastor certainly isn't as powerful as Adam and, while I do think that Adam could be beaten by someone weaker than him via outsmarting him, obviously it wouldn't be Alastor because of the above reasons + Alastor is arrogant as fuck and I think he underestimated Adam a lot, which is part of the reason he lost

That being said, I think Alastor did pretty well all things considered and I loved the fight scene anyway just because of how much shit he was talking to Adam---it was fucking hilarious! It scared the shit out of me when Adam injured him, though, ngl 😭

ALSO ALSO ALSO-

The theory demons in my head are losing their shit because of Alastor's final song bit + Husk's comment about Alastor "being on a leash" because WHAT IF WHAT IF WHAT IF-

From what Alastor says in his part, it seems to imply that his power is constrained because of his deal AND he outright says he's looking for a backdoor to the deal and HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM EATING GLASS-

WHO DID HE MAKE A DEAL WITH???

HOW POWERFUL IS HE REALLY???

HOW IS HE PLANNING ON CIRCUMVENTING HIS DEAL???

AND HOW IS HIS DEAL WITH CHARLIE GOING TO COME BACK???

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*cough cough* ok, but enough about Alastor for now and now onto the rest of it all-

WE GOT A CHAGGIE DUET HOLY SHIT, AND THEY SAID THEY LOVED EACH OTHER, AND THEY KISSED!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM GOING INSANE OVER THESE TWO, I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!!

It was so fucking sweet!!!

AND I LOVED THE HUSKERDUST TIDBITS WE GOT IN THESE EPISODES!!! THE WAY THEY LOOKED AT EACH OTHER??? ONCE AGAIN, I AM EATING GLASS!!!

ALSO CHARLIE'S DEMON FORM??? RAZZLE AND DAZZLE'S TRUE FORMS??? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

AND LUCIFER CAME IN TO SAVE CHARLIE, AND HOW HE SUPPORTED HER AND HELPED HER REBUILD THE HOTEL??? I WAS FUCKING UGLY SOBBING ISTG

Also I love Lucifer so much, the way he was sassing Adam about the fact that he took both his wives 💀Adam really fumbled the bad twice smh

Speaking of which, I love that Nifty was the one to kill Adam---can you imagine how pissed he'd be about that? He's not even killed by anyone powerful, he's killed by the fucking housemaid who has a bad boy kink 💀🤣

ALSO, WE SAW LILITH??? AND SHE WAS IN HEAVEN??? AND LUTE IS SENDING HER DOWN TO STOP CHARLIE??? WHAT???

Anyways, I'm done now.

[dum-vivere-vinum-rubrum]

Just finished watching the deleted scene, and I thought about smth

Why don't Alice get mad and throw a tantrum ? She's a little girl, constantly stressing about not dying and stuff, and she's just standing there, saying "I'm cold Kara" repeatedly and overall being just a little doll you need to take care of. Girl, kids ugly cry for no reason, why wouldn't she ? She could scream at Ralph, scream at Kara, scream at Zlatko, scream at Luther, but she's just there.

That would've made a huge difference in the scenarios, and possibly the most heartbreaking scenes. I mean, picture this : Kara and Luther are shot, and Alice starts screaming, sobbing, shouting pleads or straight up cursing the killer(s) with hiccups in her voice, just to get cut off by a bullet in the head. Reminds me of Gavroche's death smh.

But honestly, I don't even know how they would have a little girl play that. It's really hard to get a child to pretend strong emotions like that, and that's probably why Alice isn't a very developed character. But I'm SURE they could've done it. With a good kick in the ass, I'm sure this would've been a piece of cake for the animators.

Bc when Alice dies, you're sorry for Kara. Not for Alice. That's the problem, we're given zero attachment to her, not the slightest thing that could make her a good, emotional character. Like, give us a reason to not kill Kara immediately other than Kara herself.

Luther too, he's just the big fella that wants to protect his found family. Give us angst material Cage, make Luther have impostor syndrome about Kara and Alice's trust, make him more than a big guy with a so-called "big heart". Cause I don't see any "big heart", just an emergency solution.

And let Kara be angry god damnit. I wanna see the rage to live, the rage to protect. Here I got nothing but empty levels, except the first ones. In them, Kara and Alice can't really be angry, they're just lost. But, like, let them blow up at Zlatko's level, and after. Adam's being a little teen asshole, be agressive ?? He's literally treating y'all's right to live like shit and you're just there, feeling sorry for yourself ? Bruh

[rewritingcanon]

ted and andromeda headcanons because my mind is on them rn:

they give me raven x beast boy vibes, which was my otp as a kid so...

also black cat x golden retriever

like imagine andromeda with her unruly curly head of dark hair, eye bags, brown (almost black) eyes on her pale face, frown lines, always got her arms crossed and always speaks in this sort of tired voice vs this shaggy blond haired man who’s probably a star wars nerd, sunkissed and dimpled, has got removable tattoos and loom band bracelets on his wrists, painted toenails in different colours and wears mismatching socks with crocs and is never not smiling

so ted is a clumsy man (important for next point)

andy met ted when he fell on his face and spilt ink all down his shirt because he was laughing at peeves wiggling his ass at him in their fifth year and consequently lost his footing on the staircase

luckily it was a short fall and he landed on his face in front of andy, and she was like ‘yep, i want that one.’

and then she proceeded to avoid him for another full year, because she was so scared shitless of her feelings

both have a lot of arm hair and they sometimes use gel to make it go in stupid patterns

ted is tall, andromeda is short

ted is double jointed and it grosses andy out

andromeda fell first and harder (smh)

after becoming good friends with ted, andy would literally pay bellatrix not to tell their family she was close with a muggle born. narcissa was disapproving of the relationship too, but she was more easy to persuade

you wouldn’t think it but andy gets so emotional watching sad movies, and introducing her to muggle films just opened up a whole new ballpark for her. cue ted rubbing her back and lightly teasing her as she’s ugly sobbing to ‘love story’ and ‘a star is born’

andy would have some brain-rotting intimacy issues that usually got in the way of healthily communicating her feelings to ted. when they became a couple, she had to unlearn a lot of things or risk hurting him (and she did hurt him, no matter if it was unintentional)

ted confessed, no way in hell would andy do it. even then, she thought he was pranking him

andromeda gets incredible bedhair (i’m talking lion’s mane, frizzy ball of curls mess) and ted loves it

in fact, ted’s slow-building attraction to andy started of with him constantly playing with her hair, and not being able to stop touching it. she became used to it at some point, but he never did

ted tried his hand at poetry once. he gave up because all his poems sucked, except the ones he wrote about andromeda. they weren’t half bad. andy secretly loves them

edgy infp x loud enfj couple

ted’s love language is touch, andy’s is quality time

blah blah blah andy was scared of pursuing ted okay but ted was also terrified when he first realised he was in love with her. he knew what her family thought about muggles and muggleborns, he knew he should just be grateful that they were friends. he was so scared of fucking up and making her choose

but andromeda would drop everything for him in a heartbeat, though, and she did. she never knew what home should have felt like until she met him.

when ted and andy got married (a very noticeably small celebration, as it was only ted’s family really) the two got really shitfaced and started dancing to muggle rock music

both of them have two left feet, something andromeda is usually really embarrassed about. she was too drunk and happy to care, however

and when ted died, she started to write poetry as he had, and she was amazing at it. especially when she wrote about him

[caspertheghostguy]

in other news, i was not expecting a silly funny cartoon about conspiracy theories to make me Ugly Sob with its last few episodes. my mistake i should have learned my lesson from gravity falls smh

[the-crow-binary]

A fiver :D Hector, Isaac, Leon, Mathias and Rosaly <3

Oh, it's on. >:3

Hector:

Favorite thing about him: Hmmm, i'm not sure... his relationship with Isaac ? (the fact he spares Isaac in the PtR manga because he, apparently, can't get himself to kill his old friend... yet).

Least favorite thing about him: His seeming attraction for Julia >:l

Favorite line: Oooo it's a hard one... i have plenty. "Forgive me... it's not your sin." (Hector to his devils in the PtR manga) "Get away, you're bothering the lady" (Hector to crows also in the PtR manga LISTEN IT'S NOTHING BUT THE WHOLE PANEL IS ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE-). Also, from the other manga... "...Ha ha ! You... did you acquire your powers just so you could become Dracula's pawn ? [...] I am human. I sought this power so that i could remain human ! Not for anyone's sake ! For me !! For myself !! Not to be the pawn in some ridiculous plot for revenge !!" those lines are not only a great show of character, but also MULTIPLE HARD SLAPS IN ISAAC'S FACE LMAO

BrOTP: Isaactor. And also Hevor. <3

OTP: Isaactor BECAUSE I DON'T SEE WHY THEY CAN'T BE BOTH BROES AND HOES and also Hevor BECAUSE SAME THING (listen. i can't choose. leave me alone. >:c)

nOTP: Helia :')

Random headcanon: Hector always cared about Isaac in one way or another since they met and then he got Rosaly killed

Unpopular opinion: His 3D model's lips are ugly <3 (they always bugged me during the cutscenes i'm sorry :c)

Song i associate with him: Eeeeee I don't have any coming to mind eoirhgrsmgmlkresnglmskd (even though we already shared a few in DMs, smh)

Favorite picture of him:

Remember when Rosaly thanked (a very traumatised) Hector for being born ? :') Yeah. :') Please Rosaly, give this man all the hugs for us... :')

Isaac:

Favorite thing about him: HIS WHOLE DAMN BEING LIKE FUCK. GAH. I LOVE HIM MUCH MORE THAN I EVER THOUGHT I WOULD- also the whole stabbing scene also his japanese voice also the whole stabbing scene WITH HIS JAPANESE VOICE <3

Least favorite thing about him: The fact he used a light saber for his final fight :/

Favorite line: I'm just going to do like Hector. "Why did you betray us ?!" he so cared :') His poor little gay heart has been broken :') "With a broken sword as a walking stick. Look at this pathetic sight. My body is the proof of your expectations of him. Ridicule me, scold me. Next time, it will be by any means. Everything concludes with you. The conclusion-" going with "Don't tell me it has nothing to do with your treachery. If my head had rolled, I would not have seen this, Hector...!". Sobbing and crying on the floor. Also, a line from the actual game this time: "You resurrected the Castle ! Hector... Bravo !" HE'S MOCKING HECTOR SO HARD OIERHGMSLDGRLKSDNG

BrOTP: Isaabel. <3

OTP: You may expect me to say Isaactor but NO. IT'S ACTUALLY ISAAVOR !! And Isaacula &lt;;3 and Maac and Graac

nOTP: Isaac x any woman, really.

Random headcanon: He used to be the one to teach Hector about the Dark Arts, until Hector started being better than him <3

Unpopular opinion: The same as yours >:( "He's far more than crazy gay joker and he wipes the floor with N!Isaac" >:(

Song I associate with him: Many, one of wich is The Master's Song, because he's that much of a simp for Drac <3

Favorite picture of him: Outside of every single screenshot you can get of him during the stabbing scene ? Probably this one:

Look at him <3 Discovering his home absolutely destroyed for the first time <3 Not quite realising his dear Lord is dead yet... because the shock is just too great... and then this bat flies to him and it's a sign of hope. You can see it in his eyes, "if this bat is here then it means i'm not alone yet, it means He is still-" and then the next panel the bat dies :) And so does all his hope. Rage blooming inside him to cover the grief. :) This page is the last moment of Isaac's sanity before it starts sliping away <3 (in this version of the events, at least)

Leon:

Favorite thing about him: This man has left his whole life behind to go save his betrothed. He turned his back on the church he has served for years and thought probably very highly of, because they'd rather fight other humans than monsters. And he was having none of this shit <3 He just left them, even gave them back their sword, and that's very sexy of him. He has morals, and he will follow them no matter what. <3

Least favorite thing about him: His 3D model >:( Especially HIS HAIR

Favorite line: "I see. Give him this message: You have become a cursed being and I will never forgive you. This whip and my kinsmen will destroy you someday. From this day on, the Belmont Clan will hunt the night." Ah, yes. The lines who closed the game... but started the whole franchise <3 The very moment Leon put his curse on his clan. <3 ("you wretched fool" is second place btw)

BrOTP: Matheon (mostly because of the things that happened only in my HEAD and some extremely rare fanarts), before Mathias betrays him, that is.

OTP: Leon x Mathias and Walter and Joachim and HE TOPS ALL OF THEM !! (Well. Leon x Sarah is quite cute and tragic too, from what we see <3)

nOTP: It's not much about having nOTP than it is about having a "tired of seeing Leon being either a bottom or turned female (wich is ALSO a bottom)" issue lmao

Random headcanon: Him and Mathias used to call each other "brother"

Unpopular opinion: Idk :(

Song I associate with him: His theme, ofc <3

Favorite picture of him:

He has multiple very pretty art pieces that makes my heart go doki-doki, but something about this one in particular is making it go doki-doki harder <3

Mathias:

Favorite thing about him: Part of me wanna say his design (Pretty and tall porcelain gothic boy wearing FUR <3), but really, I think my favorite thing about him is that he's the man Dracula used to be. He's a glimpse of Dracula before he goes apeshit. He's the origin of it all. The Dark Lord before he becomes the Dark Lord. And I love to think about the contrasts beetween the two (even if lots of headcanon have to be involved). Especially when putting his and (any of) Dracula's design back to back <3 They're so different. And yet the same. <3 Or... are they...?

Least favorite thing about him: He doesn't get nearly enough screentime, especially with the big role he has in this game AND the whole franchise, as Dracula's origins story. >:l

Favorite line: "Then come with me. I will give you eternity, too." my man doesn't have much lines and his first ones are pretty cliché, but I like this little detail of him wanting to keep his dear friend by his side <3 (Though I also like how he talks about Elisabetha and shits on God lmao, he's so not okay)

BrOTP: Matheon.... but also Deathias. <3 (i did not make this post for nothing. The concept of Death getting attached to Mathias... attachment that will go on for centuries... They live in my head rent free. <3)

OTP: ... :) Macula. :) (also PLEASE LET HIM BOTTOM SOMETIMES)

nOTP: Uuuuuh idk, it's not like he's shipped with a lot of people...

Random headcanon: His family was close to the Belmonts', so when they died, the Cronqvist took him in. Wich led to Mathias teaching Leon many things/helping him with his studies, cherishing him like his little brother <3

Unpopular opinion: He's not stupid (he just took stupid decisions <3) and he's a good and interesting character/concept. Sure the game doesn't give us much about him, but enough to let us make our own interpretations and headcanons.

Song I associate with him: Other than his theme ?... Autotheist <3

Favorite picture of him:

Oh, hey... :) I've seen these flowers before. :)

Rosaly:

Favorite thing about her: SHE'S SO SWEET- GAH. THE ONLY CHARACTER TO GIVE HECTOR A PROPER HUG !!

Least favorite thing about her: If it wasn't for the mangas... she would be nothing but a name dropped two times in the whole game :')

Favorite line: "Hector... thank you... for being born." NNNNNGH NO NO. IT'S FINE. GO ON. STEP ON MY HEART WHY DON'T YA. I DON'T MIND.

BrOTP: ...yeah I don't have any for this one

OTP: Hectaly <3 Of course. <3

nOTP: Rosadeath..... this isn't about the character Death btw. This is about SHE DID NOT DESERVE TO DIE. FUCK.

Random headcanon: Uuuuuuuuuuh she wanted to have kids with Hector......? Idk ???

Unpopular opinion: She's a sweet character (way better than the pathetic excuse for a girlfriend N!Hector had <3)

Song I associate with her: Idk :(

Favorite picture of her:

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ok fine. More seriously.

Look at her <3 She looked so happy... <3 (hesitated beetween this and the picture of her crying because she feels so bad for Hector, and the one where she hugs him right after)

THERE. I FINISHED !! Just send me multiple asks next time lmao i am BEGGING Very good choice for the characters though <3

[salsflore]

I was sick and NO I DIDNT SEE ANY ASK im sobbing Tumblr tried to keep us apart what !!

Also I'm allergic to CATS SO THIS WONT WORK I KNOW YOU HAVE HIM !! IN YOUR CLUTCH !! RIGHT NOW !!

Probably trying to convince yourself you hate him and he's ugly while trying not to kiss him smh the usual for mika ✨️

Is there a ship name already or are you still in semi-denial he's here to last ~♡

MANN tumblr is glitching out and i can’t see the bottom half part of your ask :( anyways this is me replying to your asks. sorry you're allergic to cats but i can provide you with antihistamines? ♡ wouldn’t want your bfs to get worried abt you

[basilhater]

BASIL SUCKS HE IS THE WORST

There are many reasons why I hate Basil and I’m here to talk about it. He’s dumb, stupid, an idiot, annoying, pathetic, puny, weak, a little runt. There are so many things I could say about him that I hate and I could go on but I’ll stop with the adjectives for now. When Aubrey pushed him into that lake he should have stayed there and drowned. He’s a yucky little piss poop boy who probably needs help wiping his butt after he uses the bathroom. I hope all of his plants die. I hope they rot and collapse and melt and the sun fucking annihilates them and makes him so sad he’ll want to jump back in that lake. do better Aubrey. I want to put rubber bands around him and watch him explode like a watermelon and laugh when he does because it would be so funny to hear him scream and cry like a little bitch. basil just infuriates me when I see him and his face is so dumb. I wish you would be like sunny and stay inside his house but never come out, ever ever ever. I want to punt him to the sun, punch his face till it caves in and break his ankles. Little stupid flower boy. If he was a cardboard cutout I would laugh at him and kick him. Why is his green. Is he a plant???? I hope he turns into one and dies too. I would laugh at him if he fell down stairs because he’s so pathetic. He is probably such an ugly crier that not even hero or mari would want to go near him when he’s sobbing like a puny little pathetic baby. Speaking of mari, I would willingly blame her death on him if I was Sunny so I could watch his life fall apart as the people around him that he loved the most turned on him. I would cackle. He also can’t swim, pathetic. He looks British and I hate British people. He probably wakes up every morning and goes “I want a cuppa tea” or some shit idfk what British people say but they’re dumb. I would use his grandmas ashes to bake a cake instead of flower and then shove his face in it and force him to eat it. I would then cremate him and also turn him into a cake to feed it to his absent parents. I would laugh when I tell them that it’s their son and they probably wouldn’t even care because who wants a stupid ugly green bitchboy watermelon disgusting British boy for a son. Like I wouldn’t smh. His grandma probably wants to murder him, because I definitely would if I had to live with that little fucker. He makes me so mad. Cry little stupid ugly little boy, cry and sob, cry till your tear ducts dry out because you don’t have enough water because you’re a plant and I didn’t water you because I want you to wilt you stupid little green watermelon boy. I HATE BASIL HE SUCKS HES THE WORST AND I ENVER WANT TO SEE HIS FACE. I THROW UP WHEN I SEE IT. I GAG. BASIL MAKES ME WANT TO MURDER SOMEONE, SPECIFICSLLY HIM. SCREW BASIL. I need an omori game without him, please omocat. I beg of you. #antibasil because he sucks. All of the other characters are so much better and you could do so much better. I know I’ve already said this but to quote my other post “i hope that he walks out of his house to throw his grandma's ashes in the lake he got thrown in and when he walks into the street he gets hit by a stray trucker.” Good riddance to him if he dies. Goodbye stupid little boy. If I were an astronaut I would launch him into space and watch as he suffocates and dies. That was random but it needed to be said. Basil is yuck. It’s time for adjectives again. Basil is gross, disgusting, stupid, dumb, idiotic, annoying, pathetic, puny, weak, wimpy, ugly, small, cowardly, obnoxious, horrible, boring, grimy, icky, yucky, smelly, stinky, nasty, foolish, absurd, silly ( mean ), hideous and he is a piss drinker. I want to stomp on his stupid face. thank you for coming to my Ted talk

[muu-kun]

What Muu wants:

Deo (I've tried to answer the ask so many times and drafts, but wanting only goes so far smh)

To cry a nasty, ugly sort of sob

To fight somebody on Sully's behalf and then quite possibly fight Sully himself. We like to keep things interesting around here.

What Muu doesn't want:

To be perceived by anybody (except Neff. He's always bothering her, so she gets no reprieve)

[tokusaatsus]

yay now i hope for good luck on your performance 🤘

and uuu i really do love blend+ but i honestly feel more excited for the next shuffle unit with the last 5 remaining characters, like if my prayers are heard and its a tomorinne event ill actually cry like ugly cry fr cry 😭

and yeah im not really partial to the more creepy/yandere-esque self aware au's but they could make for some cute fluff as you said like i just think its funny how ive gotten shu's initial 5 star in EN literally four times by now and i can just imagine what shenanigans would be transpiring between these guys

also?? i read ur izumi one?? and i live for it, i fear. not only because i love those kinds of wedding fics, but also because fantasy and magic really do have some hold on me no matter how minor it is ??

like ive actually had this longfic on the backburner for a long time?? a wholeass fantasy/high-magic au with a proper story and stuff but i just never got around to writing more than 10k words 😭😭

anyway glad to be back i cant wait for those ones you wrote

-angst 🫡

TY ANGST!! <33

NO FR blend+ is cuteee <33 but the last shuffle is ibayuzu subatomo + rinne and i stg tomoya is going to Snap. i doubt it'll be tomorinne tho it's more likely either subatomo or ibayuzu sobs

HELP OMG shu must rlly like u huh.... and the others are probably like "stop hogging them smh smh" and shu's prolly rlly smug he managed to snag u b4 everyone else... but yeah i prefer the fluff but the freaky bits are also. rlly interesting to consider esp w worldbuilding!! (i Love that shit)

OMG wwait i feel like i telepathically picked up on ur likes and wrote that izumi fic did ur ghost possess me perhaps???? but yes!!! actually i've wanted to write a 3a trio fantasy au fic where izumi has ice magic kaokun has water magic and chiakun my babygirl has fire magic

BRO i want to read ur fantasy au fic i Live for that shit it's So Good tho... but tbh i get what u mean i'm constantly dropping wips and moving on to new ones and it's kinda a problem www

GLAD UR BACK ANGST !!!!

[kittenpaws-and-jellybeans]

We got Hualian wedding AND smol Fafa in one ep??? God I literally cried QAQ

[channoticedmeuwu]

the bridge always gets to me espceially w the base ughhh the voCALISATION DOYOUNG HYUCK PLEASE NOOOOOO

[hunterxmc]

so it's safe to say most wanted and hero won't be getting a 2nd book

[bokenoboke]

can i please speak to whoever the fuck was in charge of miyuki's outfit 

[stardromo]

just finished Crimson Flower and completed all FE3H routes!! CF certainly wasn’t my fav but it definitely had some wig snatching moments 👀👌🏾