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[silasfiorotti]

"Diálogos da Igreja Universal com outras práticas religiosas no sul de Moçambique: um outro pentecostalismo" -- por Silas Fiorotti, Ilha: Rev. de Antropologia, 25(2): 32-49, 2023.

[deivitcoimbra]

Deus é grande! O Espírito Santo é a plenitude de Deus. . . . 👉Siga: @pr.deivitcoimbra 🔔Ative as notificações. 👥Marque seus amigos. ���Deixe seus comentários. ✅Curta e compartilhe. . . . . • • . . . . . . . #fju #iurd #culturafju #igrejauniversal #iurdbrasil #ftu #oficialfju #fjubrasil #fjurj #terapiadoamor #uckg #godllywood #intellimen #esportefju #namoroblindado #obreirosemfoco #evg #midiafju #fjusp #evgbrasil #obreiros #jesus #deusnocomando #fé #africa #argentina #angola #portugal #iurdportugal🇵🇹 (em Universal Parque Ribeirão Preto) https://www.instagram.com/p/Co-TB76OWNu/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[fractempyreal]

@lasraichean echoed: -- ' ' Ok. So, like-- when you are, like ' ' Some weird hand gesture that's supposed to imply something about the devil trigger- -- ' ' that. Is it like a shell ? You know like a lobster's ? Like can it be broken off ? Or hypothetically- if you get boiled will you turn color ? , do you think you can be peeled li---- Are you mad at me. ' '

𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘'𝐑𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐀 𝐏𝐎𝐓 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐎𝐈𝐋 𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑 ,        the silence from him doing little to hide the growing irritation at the inane line of questioning .   How was it that they always managed to find JUST the right things to say that poked at the sleeping dragon was beyond him ,   but he knew that she was becoming exceedingly good at it lately  (  the more time they spent time together ,   the more it seemed they begrudgingly learned about one another  ) .   He doesn't realize that his jaw has been clenched the entire time ,   bone straining at the pressure he puts on it along with the ever tightening grip on Yamato .   The final words come not as a question by that point ,   but a statement .   One that finally snaps the thin thread of sanity that they maintain around the half-demon .

                        ❛    Let's see if your skin grows back once I skin you alive .    ❜

[aroacedavestrider]

this is not a drill this is not a fucking drill tim "makes them pay" misny is at the hospital i work at and im about to fucking encounter him

[robotpussy]

OMFG someone from this church that is known for abusing the kids that attend it tried to get me to join and I couldn't walk away in time so I thought just talking and walking away would work then the girl I was talking to was like i can't leave until I give her my number so I tried to give her the fake one i always use but it didnt work cause she dialled it immediately (I guess ppl give them fake numbers all the time) so she made me call her from my phone and now she has my number ☹️☹️☹️☹️

[hearts401]

FEDYYED U FUCKING MISSED OYUTD

[kittiwittebane]

ANOTHER FIC FOR YALL!

Human, Babysitting AU.

Includes: Human AU, Babysitter AU, Willow’s uncannonical Family.

____

Hunter walked up to the door. What if they don’t like me? He wondered. He knocked on the door nervously. Two older men answered.

“Hello!” They both spoke. Hunter gulped.

“Hello Sirs!” he smiled awkwardly. He scratched his face.

“Come in, Ava is inside.” the men waved him inside. Hunter stepped through the door into a very nice house. Wow. he thought. Though the house was much less fancy than his, (and rightly so, his father was a very rich man) it was pretty aesthetic. Pictures of the family all over the walls, flower pots everywhere and-

Woah.

Hunter had to stop his mouth from dropping. There, next to who he assumed to be Ava was a stubby girl with emerald green eyes, who was undoubtedly very attractive to Hunter.

“So we hear your name is Hunter?” the first man, much stockier than the second with blue hair asked.

“Uhm, uckg.” Hunter failed to speak, still marvelling over the girl. “Yes!” he replied after a hot minute. “Hunter. That is my name.” he smiled, showing his tooth gap, before shutting his mouth again awkwardly.

“Right.” The second man stood, feeling the boy’s uncomfortable emotion. “I am Harvey, and this is my husband, Gilbert.”

Gilbert waved. Hunter waved back.

“This is our daughter, Willow.” Gilbert introduced.

Willow… pretty name. Hunter mused.

“Right,” Harvey continued. “And the one you will be taking care of is-”

“Hi! I’m Willow Park, And this is my little cousin Ava!” Willow grabbed his hand and shook him vigorously in a handshake where the ‘shake’ was way too emphasised.

“Nice- to- meet- you!” Hunter voiced between the aggressive shakes. She finally let go and he took his hand back. She bruised it… wow she’s strong.

“Hi!” The little girl exclaimed. “I’m Ava!”

Hunter instantly loved her. His mind flooded with thoughts of adorableness. Without thinking, he sat on the floor and Ava ran into his arms.

“Good!” Ava declared, turning to her Uncles and her cousin. It took Hunter only about half a second after that to realise what a fool he was making of himself. Harvey and Gilbert sighed in relief, not even caring about the fact he looked a bit stupid.

“Finally!” Willow wiped her forehead. “Ava is soooo picky with her Babysitter. She’s gone through… like six??”

“What can I say?” Hunter said stupidly. “I’m good with kids.” Hunter then cringed at his own words, wishing he had not said that. Good job, Hunter, you fricked it up.

Willow giggled airily, and it made Hunter feel lightheaded. He’d only known her for what?- five minutes? Why was she making him feel like this? What was this?

“Right so you will be staying with her tomorrow, from 8am to 9pm for 100 dollars, yes?” Gilbert continued. Hunter nodded.

“Good.”

___

Hunter breathed out again. He could do this! Just one small child. Hunter knocked on the door.

“Hello!” Willow opened the door very enthusiastically.

“Hi!” Hunter spluttered, attempting to lean against nothing impressively, then falling over.

Titan, kill me now. Hunter thought. He looked up and Willow had her hand out. He took it and she helped him up.

“Are you ok?” she asked worriedly.

“Just a bruised ego.” Hunter muttered. Willow giggled. She thought this was really funny. It wasn’t.

“Hellooooo!” Ava ran up to them, quite impulsively attaching herself to Hunter’s leg. Hunter looked down and then back up quickly, then smiling proudly.

“Well just maybe we won’t have to find a new babysitter.” Willow laughed.

“It would help if she didn’t mind staying at home with Willow.” Gilbert chuckled. “She says Willow isn’t cool enough. Way to down her own cousin.”

“She isn’t.” Ava huffed. “I want Hunter!” the little girl looked back up at Hunter.

“Oh and Hunter?” Harvey started.

“Yes?” Hunter asked.

“I hope you don’t mind but I did forget to mention that Willow will be staying with you.”

Hunter froze.

“What?” he choked.

“Willow can’t come with us, it’s an adults only event.” his voice dropped to a whisper. “And besides, I can’t trust her with the house. The last time I did that, she and her friend Augustus wrecked it.”

“Papaaaaa!” Willow complained. “I was fiiiive!”

Hunter made a small giggling sound.

“It’s not funny!” Willow whined playfully. “It’s not MY fault the babysitter was incompetent!” Harvey and Gilbert just chuckled heartily.

“Ok, Flower, it wasn’t your fault.”

“Anyways, the rules are on the fridge, and you can ask Willow if there is something we didn’t write. See you later!”

Both of them then left.

Oh, Titan. Of course it wasn’t just going to be a little girl. It’s a little girl and a teenager. A girl teenager. A very… attractive teenager.

“Right, so uh, let’s do this?” Hunter mumbled.

Willow nodded. “Let’s do this!”

[tea-with-evan-and-me]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cylhfd-ucKg/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

This is so sad, I wonder if people throughout his life have said really harsh things to him, that's why he's so hard on himself. because for me it's unbelievable that a guy with this much talent doesn't recognize himself at all, even after winning awards and famous and talented people in the industry have already praised him highly. I just wish he had a little more self-esteem 😭

well, the entertainment industry is a very harsh place and he got started as a kid; i’m sure he dealt with a lot of rejection. but it’s sad that even these days he doesn’t realize how incredibly talented he is. :/

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[raimundoevangelista]

4 Encontros Que Revelam O Valor Que Jesus Dava às Mulheres - UCKG Centro De Ajuda

[deivitcoimbra]

ELE nos amou até o fim. O Espírito Santo é a plenitude de Deus. . . . 👉Siga: @pr.deivitcoimbra 🔔Ative as notificações. 👥Marque seus amigos. 🗣Deixe seus comentários. ✅Curta e compartilhe. . . . . • • . . . . . . . #fju #iurd #culturafju #igrejauniversal #iurdbrasil #ftu #oficialfju #fjubrasil #fjurj #terapiadoamor #uckg #godllywood #intellimen #esportefju #namoroblindado #obreirosemfoco #evg #midiafju #fjusp #evgbrasil #obreiros #jesus #deusnocomando #fé #africa #argentina #angola #portugal #iurdportugal🇵🇹 (em Universal Parque Ribeirão Preto) https://www.instagram.com/p/Co7NvF_uq6G/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[basiltonpitch]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPENCE 🧡🫶 I MADE U THIS CHANTILLY CAKE

LOVE

THIS CAKE LOOKS SOF UCKGING GOOD OH MY GOD thank u jo ily <3

[hoedameron]

you woudl never uckging eleive the song that just came on shufffle.......

[xxxnightcorequeenxxxv2]

music time!

[hairymoths]

Im sof uckging dumb u mean this one right💀💀

:( did you not post the kitty on Tumblr I wanted to look at the picture of kitty on here

yk the one with the loli or something

Pmg what kitty picture? Did i post on insta or??