#two minutes ago

[skyliv]

giving my dad the sickest side eye glance as an agatha trailer clip comes on tv (i am shaking)

[ahollowgrave]

What embarrasses them?

Oh, just about everything. People being kind to her, rude to her, flirting with her, or even just near her sometimes. Her default setting is a little bit embarrassed at all times. 

Again: young, naive, very sheltered. And also painfully aware of these things. She wants to be her fully-formed ‘finished’ self already! She’s yet to learn that no one is ever ‘finished.’ Thank you for the ask! >Uncommon Questions<

[monty-glasses-roxy]

I can't do shit tomorrow until I've done some tasks that usually require a bunch of spoons so if I basically disappear for the day you know why

[raymond-letsfell]

I am on my knees begging rn for the ADHD gods to let me find anything that has been lost to the eternal abyss.

[thepunkmuppet]

on the subject of the new magnus protocol. RRRRARAAAHAJKAKKSUWJLWOOWHEVDNKDPFOEUEGHWPEPRIJEBWVKWLSLIDHENWLSKHEHEKWWOUEHEBDKDLEIEHWBIWOEJDBDBEKEKOELRURYEPPWKFBVEJWLPAPWIUEBRHRKLDLSPWKJENRIELLEJRBRKJWKWKWLLSOIEBRVJELSPODUEHGEJSOALWOWOUEVDCODLEPPWOWUSGUEKEBHFOOFEYWHWOCJURPEPWLDJGEJEKEAJHAJDKOEWIHWGSIEOEOUEGEVDNCKLEOQOIEIRHRHEKODKSBWJWOOPOOPOYGEHKWKSJSHHWNKWLSLJEEBRKLELPWPWHEVDBKEEIEGNSOENEHELEPRLRHHENEKEPEJRGE

[the-inner-musings-of-a-worm]

i bet the aftg universe youtube videos of "neil josten and kevin day having the greatest exy friendship for 12 minutes" slapped severely

[puppyeared]

id fumble him so bad

[ornithological]

a feral pigeon (columba livia domestica) perched on my arm, ireland

[kingdomsaurushearts]

'For a lifetime'

Happy Sokai Day 💕

[rainbow-sunshine-unicorn]

The need in Anthony’s eyes as he thrusts in the air, like just looking at Kate has made him desperate enough to hump the air????

While Kate deliberately walks extremely slowly towards him to prolong the torture and bites her lip in amusement at his neediness????

Oh they are such FREAKS!!!

[katabay]

”—ah. seems like mother goose has been playing around in your egg salad. if you won’t dance to that tune, I got others.”

honestly, the would you kindly scene is whatever to me*, code yellow is the more interesting violation/betrayal of the body because of how beautifully it escalates the Fontaine reveal/betrayal and shows how ugly some of those ‘locks and keys’ that Tenenbaum mentions are. not only have you been a tool in another man’s hand this entire time, it goes deeper. your body is not your own.

*there used to be a meandering thought here about the would you kindly scene, but it was really just talking around the fact that I spent way too many years seeing people discuss it in the most insufferable and reductive ways possible when it’s a combination of three or four other things that make that moment compelling lmao

collage credits: heart one/heart two

⭐ places I’m at! bsky / pixiv / pillowfort /cohost / cara.app / tip jar!

[dead-finch-420]

i like to think that after elise refuses the offer they go off and be silly by the broken windmill

[starry-bi-sky]

more clone^2 memes because i think they're funny

[fusionkitty23]

gary sue my beloved

I''VE FINALLY DRAWN THE NEW TUMBLR SEXYMAN HE WON'T LEAVE MY MIND

close ups:

[planetcleer]

my silly little headcanon is that for the rest of their lives ben calls eddie ‘doc’ affectionately after eddie fixes him up. imagine the adult losers meeting at jade of the orient and ben saying softly & fondly “hey, doc, long time no see” as he pulls eddie in for a hug. imagine ben running back out of eddie’s room at the townhouse and crouching next to him with his hand on his shoulder and saying “shit, doc, are you okay?” while bev tends to his stab wound

like. bro. that shit’s fucking cute and is actually fact i’ve just decided

[oh-gh0st]

personal favorite duos (dont tag as bl matsu/ship)