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That makes a lot more sense than tea that makes you shapeshift.
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PLAY TWO LIES AND ONE TRUTH WITH ME!!!
I love to have art block
I tried to burn down a school by using witchcraft
I hate chocolate
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A Riddle
You are trapped on one side of a river. You have a boat, and can use it cross the river. However, you need to get three wolves, three goats and three bags of grain across. If there are ever more wolves then goats on one side of the river, they'll eat the goats, and likewise for goats and grain. You can take up to two things per journey, not including yourself.
Who the fuck let this happen?
#Similar riddle: There are two guards. One always lies#one always tells the truth#why did we hire these clowns rather then like ten big guys with swords?
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Do you know why she is honored as goddess? Bedridden for a long time due to her incomplete celestial roots... a deity everyone thought could not be saved... Lord Xingzhi came to take to the Extranatural Heaven. And cured her. Therefore, the Divine Realm's Heavenly Lord gave her a title: Luotian Goddess – blessings from the sky. The girl blessed by the [ancient] gods.
Li Jia Qi as YOULAN
THE LEGEND OF SHEN LI (2024) 1.17-1.19
#cdramaedit#cdrama#the legend of shen li#li jia qi#jackie li#与凤行#theverylasttofu#took until week two but our girlie lamu came to spice the party ahhhhhhh welcome home baby#that cfensi round-up that one year kinda pointed out a unique talent out of her infinite charms:#can convincingly imitate a medieval painting#idk the specifics but whatever was reworked with her soul made her keen to the three realms' worth of situationship#or truth intuition is her goddess power to begin with *shrugs*#had a preface... excited even about comedy showcase aka her one-sided love rivalry negl i believe in you girls!#youlan's ~attitude~ + quick temper? give the sweetie actual similar friends and not some simps that only revere her being healed#i do believe she'll come around re: misplaced attachments. a bit frightful by way of millenia coma but y'know#let peachkins live and do the cultivation thingy#(did i mishear furongjun - brother appeases sister with 'huang jie'? that's their most normal display rofl)#that said i thought the immortal troops were big gossips but the divine denizens are slowpoke sanctimonious giant snails#and if this was all heaven edition of pass-the-message#they're definitely losing#but it's ok youlan you still and will always be my bébé
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It’s Share A Song Sunday!! If you have trouble reading the caption for it, I brought up a playbill for Hadestown signed by the cast, gifted to me my ride or die, I love her so much💛.
Anywho, this one is called “Two Truths, One Lie”! Denial is a river in Eygpt, but I’m a terrible swimmer, so I’d rather play silly kids games with myself. Everyone’s played Two Truths, One Lie before, right? Right??
Link for those who want it: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPR3xuVct/
#share a song sunday#my stuff#my music#my songs#found in song#two truths one lie#I highkey always loved this game#I loved thinking of the most absurd true things about me#and then the more mundane lies#this is my second song referencing a musical#although this time#it was intentional#hadestown
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Wait if all the journal 3 pages were restored after Weirdmageddon why does Bill’s book insist there were still missing pages that just conveniently happened to pertain to his incredibly sad backstory and concepts brought up earlier in that same book
#going off of memory here for that first bit but iirc the journal gets chucked into the bottomless pit alongside the other two#with all of their pages still intact#right?#so then why would bill have more pages if there shouldn’t be any more?#gf#screw it this goes in the general tags too#gravity falls#the book of bill#ANSWER ME YOU FUCKASS TRIANGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#ALSO if the answer is supposed to be “ford tore them out of the journal out of shame” wouldn’t it make more sense to leave them in as a-#cautionary tale? he already left the “my muse” pages in why should these be any different? to protect his identity? fiddleford’s?#the last half of journal 3 throws all anonymity out of the window too#so then if he didn’t tear the pages out himself… why would bill have them? HOW would he have them; he’s stuck in the theraprism!#did he stow them away somewhere? nope; he burnt the journals and then got punched into oblivion. could one have popped up at the theraprism#nope; specifies its journal 3 lost pages! how could he have gotten journal 3?#okay so the pages are fake. what about the events that happened on them?#look into my eyes and tell me you really believe fiddleford won against the krampus. the guy who built a mind eraser gun after getting-#snatched by a different monster.#sure SOME events could have happened— who’s to say they didn’t? but when you take into account everything else about the pages and the book#how believable is it really?#how believable is anything he says for that matter? how much are truths? half truths? lies on paper but truths from a different angle?#“LIE UNTIL WHAT YOU WANT TO BE TRUE BECOMES TRUE.”#“LIE UNTIL YOU CANT REMEMBER WHATS A LIE AND WHAT ISNT.”#“LIE UNTIL YOU ARENT LYING ANYMORE”#how much are lies that he wishes were true?
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There are two doors. Behind one door, certain...


Saddle up comrades, we're writing riddle yaoi now!!!

Inspired by
by @microsff and @hb-not-the-pencil
#my artwork#short comic based on microfiction#there are two guards. one always lies and one always tells the truth#there are two doors. one leads to certain death and one leads to freedom.#you may ask the guards exactly one question before you choose your door.#riddle yaoi#I think that's a brand new tag#congratulations on that to me
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TWO LIES AND ONE TRUTH PART 1!!!!
yall got one day. GO!!!!
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im distraught, my rook has elgar'nans vallaslin.....
#I DIDNT KNOWWWWW#i just LIKED IT#IM NOT EVEN ACTUALLY DALISH IM FROM NEVARRA!!!!#IN MY CANON I GOT THEM AFTER THE WAR OF THE BANNERS TO FEEL MORE CONNECTED TO BEING AN ELF!!!!!#ITS WHAT THEY GAVE ME DURING MY RITUAL!!!! I DIDNT CHOOSE THIS!!!!!#how in dai did i end up with mythal and junes and this time....i chose fuxking elgar'#i cant#i just cant#how did this happen#they need to refresh your memory before you go into these characyer designers 😭#i could not have chosen worse i swear#not im stuck thinking about rook finding put about the gods and being horrified to the point of puking#just like 'hold on i need a second' and all you hear is them barfing as soon as theyre out of sight#i dont know whos bellara and davrin have though but i bet neither of them are as fucked up as i am abt it#i wanna believe rook heard all the elven stories growing up from elves who joined the mourn watch so they werent totally in the dark#when they got their vallaslin? but obviously didnt know the whole truth until the plot of veilguard 8 or so years after the fact#like i feel so bad for the dwarves im so upset for harding especially as a syrface dwarf but holy fuck theres three of us with slave marking#none of us are okay......#why isnt davrin more bothered than he is by this he seems like he should be so pissed about being lied to#but im also confused cause i thought the dalish elves were specifically from the south#so dmetas crossing threw me off a bit#but whatever i was raised with the dead in the necropolis what do i know😭#i cannot believe this#i need to go back to dai and swap my two main elves tattoos tho i feel like darcy should have had mythals and mahanon should have junes#it would make more sense#i never did finish my beloved qun in that one either#im so nostaligic for that game#long before the traum of this one
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— I couldn't care less about your future. — Well, you'd better care, because you're part of it, and so is your wife.
r/v/b for @tortoisesshells.
#victoria devlin starring in: i gave up trying to find my father so i just got a few boyfriends old enough to be my dad. or my uncle.#tortoisesshells#➤ roger collins & victoria winters & burke devlin. ┊ to know how it ends‚ and still begin to sing it again.#➤ edits & art. ┊ the evans cottage art gallery.#gifs.#i've been accused of not exactly truth-telling when it comes to posting about r/v ... well.#this is lies. we made it up. but look at them! aren't they just darling!#thank you 60's daytime television.#this is my unethical polycule. the nonmonogamy is consensual and negotiated we're just evil in other ways.#(one of them framed another one for vehicular manslaughter and sent him to prison.#two of them have been the other one's employees at one point or another.#they have all — at some point — accused each other of murder; except for accusing vicki who is by all accounts an angel#and who would NEVER frame her boyfriend for her manslaughter on purpose. although this does happen in canon. accidentally.)#also that she stabs roger with a knife in the au but that's not *really* her fault because she's under hypnotic vampire influence.#(and – moreover that roger a. deserves it and b. enjoys it)#because they are doomed to reenact the machinations of collinsport's tripartite love story.#because a woman in possession of josette's (& laura's) locket; of an adventuring‚ prosperous husband who builds her a home in collinsport;#of a vampire-coded boyfriend also in love with her but doomed chiefly to yearning and the occasional bite;#of a foretold fate of falling from the cliffside; and on top of all that is a brunette – well‚ she must be josette.
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Aw, girly pop just wants a family.
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#Tin Foil Hat: Jikook
I have questions…
The ‘J’ is for your name. The placement was to be in line with the crown.
So why don’t you mind covering up the crown with rings?
Why do you mind separating the ‘J’ from the ARMY, the M is for ARMY, which are in line with each other letter making ARMY. Why the extra attention to not have a ring as a barrier, separating J from M?
Just questions, I don’t expect answers…just questions 😏

Hmmm


🖤🤍
#Tin Foil Hat: Jikook#Jungkook#j.m#JM#Jikook#I know someone with a two Korean syllable name#one syllable starting with J#the other syllable starting with M#I know someone who also knows that person#and their name starts with J#how convenient that a truth can still be a truth#and also have another truth#no lies being told#hmmm
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Thinking of Violet and Maud as something close to opposites of the same character.
Violet, who is always acting so nobody will know who she really is, who puts on a character and lets no-one see beneath it, until even she hardly knows who she is without her masks.
Violet, who was told she was too different, too disobedient, and so she became more so. She left her family, her home, everything and everyone she loved, because she knew she could not be perfect, so she made herself worse.
and then there is Maud.
Maud, who acts so she can have attention, who does not lie, who will let anyone know her, because she has spent so long not being known at all.
Maud, who was told she must be perfect or she will not be cared for, and so, like Violet, she made herself worse, hoping not for love, but for perception, if nothing else.
But she did not leave. She stays with Robin, because all she wants, more than anything, is to be seen, and to be loved.
Maud, who forces Violet to allow herself to be seen before she can love her.
#I love Maud more than anything#She is a wonderful woman#though I feel like I can hardly get a grip on Violet’s character. I would like to write a few fics for her at some point to remedy this.#Anyway. These two are like one of those riddles of ‘one of us tells only the truth and one tells only lies’#I love them#maud blyth#violet debenham#violet and maud#the last binding trilogy#a restless truth
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if the clock on your oven tells the correct time u have your life together by my standards
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#ryuuji suguro#blue exorcist#ao no exorcist#ryuji suguro#lewin light#lewin lightning light#aoex#suguro ryuuji#bon suguro#manga ryuuji#suguro ryuji#cram school#rin okumura#really long post#because lewin lies through this entire exchange#each time he says he's serious it's a lie#but there is also a bit of truth in each and every exchange#until the last one#that is a lie#a full lie#we find out in about 70 chapter that lewin does have a goal#and it's somehow bigger than ryuuji's#or bigger than ryuuji's was#of the two in this oddball relationship#lewin is the one with impossible dreams#he just hides them from almost everyone#he distracts with smaller goals to hide what he's really after#and gives off a persona of being a mess (and actually is a mess) to distract from how cunning and clever he can be#his pas is remarkably sad though he truly might not view it that way because trauma will fuck with you#and he probably doesn't seek revenge against an enemy because he already got it
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they should give me a radio show because my music taste is phenomenal and I am incredibly interesting
#this is like two truths one lie but all three are lies#they should still give me a radio show#music
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