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There you have it. It was all just a big lie just to starve the Palestinians.

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soulmates, also known as the poor man's incest

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got eaten up with 3 words

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broooo did you seriously disturb my eternal rest & bring me back to this mortal coil just because my ancient enemy the eternal night has returned? after i sealed it away and everything? which one of you tampered with my binding runes 🙄

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jon stewart (L) and jimmy kimmel (R) for context

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did… did she do that?

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remember when they were saying that bisexuals couldn't be butch or femme and we had to be like. deer

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Imagining a slightly different version of this where Eddie hears “why would I do that? You’re home.” And instead gets insanely jealous because the implication is sweet at first but then sounds like “I slept with him while you were away cause I was lonely”—which, to be clear, it very much is that—but to repressed gay brain that sounds like “I wanted you but he was closer.”

Eddie doesn’t know why he wants to suddenly make Buck want him and only him despite the fact that he is 100% a completely heterosexual man but he can’t deny the sudden urge to bark “don’t let it happen again” and at first hates the way he sounds like his old drill sergeant (or worse, that jackass Vincent) but then for a brief second sees the way Buck’s big blue eyes are bigger and somehow bluer—and has he always looked like a golden retriever?—before the blond is shaking his heads and quietly promising it won’t happen again. Now Eddie is wondering why Buck’s blushing and looking away but not in that way he does when he’s being chewed out and knows he fucked up but in that way he blushed when he gushed about Taylor blurting out “I love you” a few years back and wait why does Ravi look uncomfortable now, did Eddie miss something here?

thinking about eddie finding out that buck hooked up with tommy, and sure, he’d like to know why buck was so intent on keeping this a secret that he’s now glaring across the table at ravi for bringing it up, but he’s not upset. worried, maybe, that buck—well. “i thought you were over him,” eddie not-quite-accuses, and buck is quick to respond. “i was! i am. over him.” eddie relaxes a bit at that. still, though, he needs to make sure—“so you don’t want to get back together with him?” he asks tentatively, and buck looks confused. “why would i do that? you’re home.”

it’s funny, eddie thinks, the way it almost sounds like buck is calling eddie his home. you’re home as in you’re home to me, you’re comfort and safety and love, and you’re mine. buck didn’t mean it like that, of course, but eddie thinks…it would be nice. maybe. if buck did mean it like that.

for now, though, eddie just hums happily in agreement, wrapping an arm around buck’s shoulders and leaning to rest his forehead against buck’s temple. “yeah,” he mumbles, shivering at the feeling of a gentle gasp against his cheek. “‘m home.”

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you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.

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donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

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I’ve noticed that this is true of most “distanced issues” (what I call social justice issues or human rights violations that occur somewhere or to someone that doesn’t directly impact them—from a distance).

If you don’t have to care, it shows where you really stand when you’re called to.

palestine really is the litmus test bc most people who ardently support israel either have bad politics in other realms or are just morally shitty people.

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@on-a-lucky-tide @gomzdrawfr I am speechless come be speechless with me

I Love Your Art. Please Draw Price Fatter.

you ask and you shall receive anon

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clown gets home after a long day. tired, sweaty. peels off their colorful overalls on the way to the bathroom. gets in the shower and turns the knob. burst of confetti & ribbons from the showerhead. clown sighs. dries off with a long chain of hankies

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wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

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“no we’re not gay. i’m just raising a kid with him”