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the worst part of being trans is when you have a brother and he grows up and is everything you have ever wanted to be, and he didn’t even have to ask for it

and you know, logically, that it’s not fair to be angry or jealous, but you will have to ask and keep asking and begging and pleading and fighting for the rest of your life

and he didn’t even have to ask

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thinking about the polycule of all time (oxventurers guild its always the fucking oxventurers guild i need to reread marriages are like wagons for the 100th time)

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he's in my mind crossdressing

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Hyperfixating on your own original work is the worst. Why tf can't I find fanart of my unpublished book on tumblr?? Worst fandom ever smh.

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Giggling and kicking my feet while renaming one of my OC’s to ‘Maud’

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Eve's weird question time: which of your ocs would you make into a plushie if you had the chance?

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NEVER STOP BEING OBSESSED WITH YOUR OCS 🫵

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oh cool! I have been tagged in a thing. Alright then.

Last song: I honestly cant remember, but upon opening Spotify I have been told it was Flowers of Flesh and Blood by Nicole Dollanganher, which is in one of my OC playlists. Great song btw.

Favourite colour: definitely sky blue.

Last book: well I was just reading Somewhere beyond the sea by TJ Klune. So… that!

Last movie: How to Make Gravy. A great Christmas movie.

Last TV show: good omens!

sweet/spicy/savoury: sweet, because I could not live without fruit.

relationship status: single

last thing I searched: Edwardian dresses, because I love drawing my OC in dresses. He’s always so pretty. Either that or ‘the science of albinism’ for a separate OC, who is albino.

current obsession: my book, naturally. I am thinking about it 24/7. Other than that, it’s The last binding trilogy and Oxventure Wyrdwood. (Also painting and art)

looking forward to: next year. Because I will be moving to somewhere where it snows!

fav drink: any type of lychee iced tea.

Song playing 24/7: anything from my OC playlists, especially songs by Dazey and the Scouts. Or Awesome party, dude! By ‘Sorry Mom’ because I just cannot stop thinking about it. I genuinely want to write an essay about it just for fun.

current fav characters: well, my OC’s Muscaria and Dawn are very high up there (I’m so normal about them I swear), but if not them, then all of Team Northwest (oxventure wyrdwood) and the hobby horses (oxventure blades in the dark) , and every single character from The last binding trilogy. (Especially Maud)

fun activity I’d like to get into: Uhm… painting? I guess? I’m already kind of doing that, though I am certainly new to it.

last video game: I don’t play video games much… I think it was Minecraft with my sister.

last comic/graphic novel: probably the graphic novel versions of the Wings Of Fire series.

tagging: do you want to do this, @tuhkasirius ? Or @daveyfvckingjacobs

tagged by @haleandwellmet!

last song: Play Your Part from Whisper House (musical about a boy and his aunt in a haunted lighthouse)

fav color: pink

last book: Tress of the Emerald Sea by Brandon Sanderson which is gonna be a part of my heart for a long long time to come.

last movie: Wicked Part I

last tv show: recently started The Good Place at last

sweet/spicy/savory: sweet

relationship status: making art

last thing i searched: Absinthe. I know I'd hate it but it's so pretty and I love the ritual it takes to prepare.

current obsession: Always Skyrim, so to be specific, the current fascination is developing NPC Constance Michel into an actual character.

looking forward to: Oxventure Deadlands season 2

fav drink: Bard's Ballad chocolate raspberry tea from Bees & Teas

song playing 24/7: The Simplest Words by The Narcissist Cookbook. The trans vibes of “this body is built on the ruins of all the people I have ever been.”

current fav character: my Oxventure ocs Lucas and Bea

fun activity you would like to get into: digital art

last video game: Snufkin Melody of Moominvalley I love you SO much. It's beautiful and in love with the source material while managing to avoid the purely gentle, cottagecore version of Moomins you get online. It remembers that Snufkin can be a bit of a bitch. And there’s an expansion coming soon!!

last comic/graphic novel: Technically TAZ: Eleventh Hour, but before that I adored Squire by Sara Alfageeh and Nadia Shammas.

tagging @snizx @pinkcowqueen @within-infant-rind if you like!

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For the UK peeps!!

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revising your writing is just like "is this weird. is this a weird sentence. is this the weirdest most poorly-worded sentence ever written by anyone" and the sentence in question is "he walked across the room"

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This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

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85 year old grandmothers RP

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Get your shit together peppered moth

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Lego Oxventure - Quiet Riot

At long last we are here, with the guild taking onThe Order of Keeping It Down.

Dob gliding on a wave of Corazon's grease

Just out of frame - Corazon and Flannery also gliding on the grease, while the others all stack it.

Merilwen's Meatgrinder

Truly one of the most iconic moments of the Oxventure.

Corazon fillets a man

Disguised as a paladin, no less. For shame Corazon.

Merilwen turns into a bear

Much to the confusion (and, immediately thereafter, panic) of Corazon.

Egbert immolates a bunch of paladins

Makes you wonder if this would be considered... friendly fire.

Merilwen and the gang have conflicting opinions on the Owlbears fate

The Owlbear is based on the Honour Among Thieves depiction because I couldn't accurately replicate the Monster Manual version.

And that's it for the chapter. You will see Flannery in the future I promise, and we will get out of the dark grey castle wall setting that's been so prevalent of late. But unfortunately not before we're done with Plunder Siege next time.

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I am watching the oxventure but it’s Cluedo right now, and I just need to talk about it

The sheer chaotic vibes of this episode are absolutely insane

i love anime-professor Plum. The bad references were absolutely hilarious.

I, too, love summoning demons at parties when I get anxious.

Also the system of ‘police shows up then just leaves and throws bricks then himself through the window’ is so stupidly funny

them all trying to make the spells realistic was amazing up until Andy casted grease, at which point I was horribly disgusted.

’oh no I’ve got my fingerprints all over it 😔’

Oh my god Green’s whole motive was being hungry. I love that.

this was a stupid episode and I loved it so, so much.