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Special: The Hunter Vanguard’s Guide on How to Ruin a Suit
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Crow groaned in frustration as he fumbled with a long strip of fabric, trying for what seemed like the millionth time to get it right. He untied the knot again, making the swift determination that—if they still existed—he’d have made a poor sailor. This was not his thing. Guns, definitely. Knives, absolutely. But ties? Not so much.
Naturally, Cayde chose that exact moment to come into the room and lean on the doorway. He was already dressed to the nines, his suit perfectly pressed and tailored in all the right ways. The Exo Hunter looked as sharp as one of his many knives and Crow would bet that he had a few tucked away on his person somewhere.
Those would be fun to find later.
“Need some help there, Bright Eyes?” He asked, his tone full of amusement.
“Yes, please for the love of the Traveler, I cannot get this stupid thing right!” He let his hands fall to his sides. Cayde walked up to him, their bodies mere inches apart as he straightened the tie out.
He worked quietly as his fingers moved in quick, sure movements. Once the knot was secure, Cayde pushed it up, his eyes finally meeting Crow’s again with a knowing look.
Crow’s face heated a little under the male’s gaze, it was like he could read his every thought. Or maybe it was written on his face and Crow would just have to accept that he’d be shit at poker as well. “Where uh…where did you learn to do that?”
“Haven’t you learned anything about me?” Cayde replied, that easy smile gracing his face. “There’s no fun in bein’ predictable, Crow. That’s why they call me—”
“A Wildcard, I know. You’ve only told me half a dozen times.”
“And I’ll tell you a half dozen more, till it sticks in that pretty little head of yours.”
“Cayde?”
“Hmm?”
“You haven’t let go of the tie.” Crow reminded him softly.
“I know.” Then he gripped it tighter and used it to pull Crow into a searing kiss.
#destiny the game#destiny 2#destiny fanfiction#destiny fanart#cayde 6#crow destiny#two guys in suits#i’m totally normal about this#why am i like this
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FNAF Phone guy was wild for saying that to Michael..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#phone guy#fnaf 1#sister location#fnaf fanart#HOLY SHIT PHONE GUY MENTIONED AGAIN 🔥🔥#NOW WITH A FULL HUMAN DESIGN ☎️#listen I know I’ll never beat his object head form#BUT I wanted to take at least one stab at making him a design!#my thought process I based him off William and Bob the security guard from the movie!#those two basically gives off the general idea I thought phone guy looked like#made sure to give him red all over his design too to match the phone head deal 🙏🏾#SO YEAH in retrospect phone guy saying this TO MICHAEL is crazy#you think Michael just sat there like 😐#Michael straight up had an endo shoved into him and he was wore like a suit 💀#PHONE GUY definitely didn’t know but yeesh hit close to home there#I REALLY hope yall like PG design!!#I’ll probably tweak it a lil if I do draw it again#now phone guy phone dude and tape girl all have human designs let’s go!! 🩵🩵
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ppl are too quick to point to laios' disability as the reason his friends think he's a freak sometimes. so many instances of laios getting yelled at are, in my eyes, a case of "this guy had to emotionally mature very early in order to be there for his little sister" combined with "much older friends who never had to learn to manage their own emotions to the same degree"
a lot of the time he's right about needing to be more direct/deal with things in a way that may seem scary/needing to put your gut reaction aside. he tries not to make his friends uncomfortable and he puts up with a lot because he's trying to keep the peace, but he also pushes the others out of their comfort zones purposefully to try to get them to think more constructively. everyone else in the party is prone to acting on their gut instincts and avoiding uncomfortable situations even when facing them head-on is very much necessary. part of what makes laios such a great leader is the fact that he knows from experience how to put his own feelings aside to help someone else grow.
yes, he does make a lot of social blunders by accident and he does struggle to connect with others, but not all of his positive influence on others is accidental or "despite" making people uncomfortable. a lot of the time, I think it's clear he knows exactly what he's doing and he's trying to help the people around him process emotions in a healthy way as they all go through some truly harrowing shit. all the main characters support each other as well as they can with their unique emotional skillsets. laios' skillset just happens to be "gently talk child into eating her vegetables"
#deerchatter#dungeon meshi#laios touden#of course this IS also connected to his disability. bc having an iron grip on your own emotional reaction is often needed to survive#in an ableist society. and he wouldn't have had to parent falin so much if the two of them hadn't been ostracized growing up#but the point of the post is that laios is a lot more emotionally intelligent than his party (or many fans) realizes#he's not just stumbling ass-first into being helpful he is clearly applying a skillset that is direly lacking in his friends#marcille and chilchuck in particular haaaaate uncomfy situations and are under the impression that if smth Feels bad then it Is bad.#and senshi avoids so many situations and feelings because of his trauma that he's been unable to grow past it on his own#this post was particularly inspired by the griffin meat scene. everyone else suggests senshi just avoid his trauma forever#and they're absolutely shocked when laios suggests senshi try to grow and overcome his pain bc. That Sounds Scary. lol#so many of the story's themes revolve around overcoming your own impulses and biases#and laios is uniquely suited to leading that change.#r.i.p. laios/toshiro friendship you guys have so much more in common than you realize
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the thing about disco elysium is that it has women in it. what you see on the internet about it might lie to you about that but it has women, gay women even, very compelling women even, in it.
#Directive: THINK ABOUT RUBY THE INSTIGATOR!!!!!!#What was it rave said. This basic concern dooms her!!!!! She’s so good. She’s SO good#Rubyklaasje is literally crucial to the plot happenings and yet there are only like two dozen people who talk about them. Sad. Shut up about#that other guy please stop putting him in bunny suits.#Also thinking about cunoesse. My god cunoesse.#Cindy the skull. Liz!!! Who only shows up for a little but she is so cool. Lilienne i need to replay to go on the date to learn more about#her. Soona she’s so real… Joyce is so much so so so much. And dora and dolores of course.#esha.txt#disco elysium#Seriously.#Klaasje i literally forgot to talk about klaasje I love you problem girl
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I added some colours to her :)
#digital art#character art#character design#marcia#discworld#discworld fanart#angua von uberwald#bro i need to get weirder i need my art to be weirder i need the shapes i need the colurs i need to not play safe i need to be a freak#2025 goal become an even bigger freak i can never stop#i really like how she turned out#i never used such muted colours before i kinda like how murky she looks#a true ankhmorporkian#still making my way through men at arms they just found the clown#i am fascinated with the river that is running through that city#it makes me think of Bristol uk <3#going back to angua i like to think the armour they gave her was already all beaten up#hello and welcome to the nightwatch. have the nastiest underfunded gear we could find this side of the city#also i like to think that the official colours of ankh morpork are greenred#two colours on the opposing sides of the colour wheel but they are forced together to coexist#ankh would be green morpork would be red#and now everyone and their patrician just gotta cope#worldbuilding through colour would be fun : )#ohhh the inside of the palace could look quite cool because it would have to utilize both to celebrate the union#but then you go into the city and across the river you can sorta see the divide#not that all the houses would be one colour or whatever thats a bit predictable#but through fashion statements or exported goods or family insignia#and then you could incorporate it further for example vimes the guy of the city would want to take on the whooole thang. thats his city#some criss cross apple sauce checkers quilted mismatched mumbo jumbo#and then in contrast to that you would have his wife-elected suit and tie getup that distances him from his duty and kills him#so many options i tell you
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my good friend and i were talking about how blu spy would give red sniper the same scar that blu sniper has in a frenzied act of malice and revenge...so yeah so you could say i fuck with sniperspy ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა
bonus under the cut
+ a handy guide to the respective snipers' scars bc i have to inject my clone theory in every damn thing
#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 sniper#tf2 spy#spy tf2#sniper tf2#mick mundy#sniperspy#bloody suit#knife party#illustration#digital art#artists on tumblr#vintage#gore#blood#eyestrain#mine#my art#anyhoo.......#again im very sorry if u were expecting smthing cute </3 i ship these two in a sick n twisted way so . tada#also dw im not much of a speedingbullet guy#no shade 2 those who do ship it i just think its kinda boring lol#blu spy
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POV your client shows up at your job with his German Shepard friend to attack ur balls
#fantasy high#the image of these two in big ass suits stayed permanently in my mind#Alston hughes sucks major ass but leave that guys balls alone#actually nvm fuck that banker#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#d20 fhjy#dimension 20#fabian seacaster#fabian aramais seacaster#fig faeth#figeroth faeth#d20 fanart#fantasy high fanart#cins brainrot art
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dreaming abt sophomore year class swap bard!riz
#fantasy high#fantasy high sophomore year#fhsy#riz gukgak#ft. kalina#fh class quangle#tbh Im not suuuper happy with the bones of these designs yet#but also its just a bit hard to measure up to how strong ''kid who wears suit to school'' is#I kiinda gear the sophomore year design specifically towards like. cameraman-esque aesthetics#kind of dude who's working the light rig And the audio at the same time. dude who's running inbetween two huge tripods#theres also a thing with the freshman year arcade scene that I wanted to draw but just do not have the energy today#maybe in the future! if I can be bothered to draw biz lmao#I wanna draw something for cleric!gorgug first anyway... specifically his death in freshman year#man I'm so glad I tossed bard!riz into investigative journalism that is SO annoying. exactly what I set out to do with my classswaps#can you imagine going to school with that guy. can you imagine going to school with tintin#this also makes kipperlilly vs riz even funnier like influencer vs journalist? it'd be the Worst#man thinking of it I should rework gorgug's design too. currently his sophomore design is really zac core lmao#and zac can pull it off but character design wise its. really nothing. laughs#his junior year design is full aerith at least so that one Im very happy with. what if I tell u cassandra is the deity of#the inbetween spaces in this class swap thingy. and gorgug offers her domain as a stop for folks fresh out of a faith to gather themselves#that being transgender as fuck is kinda coincidental lmao. but well I stand by it I like that#nobody's design has jumped out to me like riz and gorgug yet. adaine I have a prreeetty good idea for#mostly bc shes the hoodie kid this time round lmao. gamer adaine true believers rise up#we take it easy! we take it easy as we go. these comics-lite were real fun to do. I should do that more
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*points at bruce and danny in 'late at night when the nightingale sings'* THESE TWO MFERS MEAN SO MUCH TO MEEEE
no thoughts head empty just these two socially inept fools finding family in one another. like yes you go you funky little death omens stole that one from a comment on the fic, so if you see this you know who you are, discover that family isn't only tied in blood.
bUT onto less mushy stuff: these two being shenaniganizers; tomfools. Bruce realized that Danny didn't actually know he was Bruce Wayne and instead of going "oh actually im bruce wayne" he went; "hrm... how long can i keep this going until he realizes...."
like. i think they deserve to be the sillies. just utter goobers the both of them. like, danny makes the wittiest side comments, dry quips, under his breath towards Bruce while they're out in public (Danny covering his face with a face mask) and Bruce is trying not to laugh. Meanwhile if Bruce makes one sly comment about someone to Danny, Danny's gonna collapse with laughter.
Bruce plays straightman in most of their bits, he has the best fucking poker face. But also I firmly believe he does actually enjoy Danny's puns. Look me in the eyes- look me in the eyes. Try and tell me that a man that willingly agrees to call a car "the batmobile" even after his eight year old ward grows up (thus negating the need to go along with his antics) doesn't enjoy a good, well-placed pun. Look me in the eyes and try to tell me that. That's right you can't.
He's gonna spit out a well-placed pun in the driest, most boring Batman Voice Ever one day while he's getting ready for patrol, and Danny's gonna fucking die of laughter. He's gonna lose his mind. Bruce is going to have a half-dead sickly teenager laughing his lungs out in the chair. That's a new core memory right there, every time Danny thinks about that he's gonna start giggling.
just!!! these two making each other laugh! That's so important to me. So so much. I nEED Danny to get Bruce to smile and laugh and I need Bruce to make Danny do the same. Danny's all snark and sass and Bruce is all deadpan and dry quips. Do you all see my vision.
#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc prompt#blood blossom au#firm believer of bruce having a sense of humor. batman being a troll is my favorite thing ever. mister 'i assaulted three [officers]'#they're banned from the kitchen but only when its the two of them unsupervised because they'll make a mess. Danny's not used to working wit#machinery that doesnt spontaneously come to life sometimes and Bruce is Bruce. They tried making a smoothie once and it ended in disaster#there was smushed frozen berries and milk all over the counter and cabinets. it got all over them. the floOR was a slipnslide. danny smelt#like rasp+blackberries all day and so did bruce. the last time they tried to make pancakes together it ended in an impromptu flour fight#flour EVERYWHERe. they both looked like ghosts. Danny started it. he took a glob of the batter and smushed it on Bruce's face.#bruce merely retaliated. that was the incident that got them officially banned from the kitchen without alfred's direct supervision#they can be there individually but not together. that's just spelling trouble#have the vivid mental image of Danny (masquerading as Jackson) looking around Bruce at some other rich socialite with just combination#baffled and deadpan look on his face. before looking up at Bruce and flatly going 'i think we're gonna have to kill this guy Buzz'#and Bruce just takes a sip from his champagne flute. He looks equally unimpressed. And quietly so that only Danny hears him. goes *'fuck'*#except he does it in the Batman Voice. and Danny has to hide his face in the back of Bruce's suit jacket to hide his laughter.#ALL OF THE INSIDE JOKES GUYS. ITS ABOUT THE DOMESTICITY. THE LAUGHTER THE JOY THE GOOD FEELS#*GRIPS YOU BY THE SHOULDERS WITH HEAVY BREATHING* DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE VISION. ITS THE RELEARNING TO LOVE AND BE LOVED
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Putting some guys in some fancy outfits
#i just think any time theyd have to go to some place nicer to run scams kremy would enjoy dressing his boys up#i saw some ppl drawing them in suits and i just really wanted to draw frosty in a less western style suit#also i saw a drawing of gideon and kremys wedding where kremy had a sick skeleton coat and i said yES#morning frost#gideon coal#kremy lecroux#once upon a witchlight#ouaw#coalecroux#they get all dressed up and like 10 minutes into the thing theyre attending gideon has shed half his cloths and unbuttoned his shirt#also pls notice frosts little mlem. he is kitty he has to have little kitty mlem because its my drawing and i choose the fun#didnt have any particular ideas for grinko and torbek sorry fells :(#i think Gricko refused to wear shoes so kremy made him stay outside of whatever place they were heisting to stand watch instead#kremy says they have to drink with everyone else to fit in and not offend everyone but then him and gideon just get shitfaced and do no sca#they get out and grickos like alright guys whatve we got and kremys like oh shit right uhhh#i think gideon kremy and frost would be a disaster trio#just gideon and kremy fucking around and frost desperately like guys pLEASE we had a PLAN#clawing at the floorboards as they drag him into whatever dumb fun theyre having too#frost and kremy are the brain cells but gideon makes kremy dumber in a way that only works out when its just the two of them#my art
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Ah, to be a yakuz- I mean. Ah, to be a tiny drunk japanese mafioso
#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#nakahara chuuya#bsd chuuya#bsd dazai#soukoku#skk#osamu dazai#teen soukoku#soukoku sixteen#yes this is baka mitai#this song is so good for real#yakuza games in general are great#it's like having to dismantle a whole drug business with only your fists and a nice black suit but then stumbling upon a UFO catcher#then only playing this for the next 10 hours while wondering why is there a cult of plushies bullying a lone one in the machine#then you go “oh yeah right the main quest!” but you still don't go where you need to and decide to breakdance in some bar instead#useless rambling there#bsd is a bit like Yakuza when i think of it#same very serious stuff happening while two drunk guys are beatboxing in the background#fanart
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Destiny (Video Games) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Cayde-6/Crow (Destiny) Characters: Cayde-6 (Destiny), Crow (Destiny), Pulled Pork | Glint Additional Tags: Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Guys in Suits, there's no plot to this its just me wallowing in it, two hunters being hunters, Idiots in Love, They're In Love Your Honor, I literally can't with these two, Warm and Fuzzy Feelings, lots of snark, i cant think of any other tags Summary:
Being a Hunter can be just as dangerous as it is fun. The wilds are your home, and you often get to play by your own rules. But sometimes in life, fate has it out for you and you gotta don a nice suit and say some pretty lines to the guy that shot you.
#destiny 2#destiny the game#CaydexCrow#crow destiny#destiny cayde#cayde 6#two guys in suits#shameless fluff
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Omg also!!!! I hate his sunglasses in these pics so much but I am so incredibly endeared by his sweater paws 🥹🥹🥹
#cute little guy!!!!!!!!!#he has two moods:#either this where he absolutely insists on having sweater paws(much more common he has literally been like this forever)#or when you can tell hes uncomfortable with it and tries to push the sleeves up(that one outfit the other race wknd w the suit jacket)#so babygirl in these pics.....#f1#formula 1#fernando alonso#2024 australian gp
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Could you draw art of Spy x Sniper :3 only if u want ofc
I cant stand gay people. this ship makes me SO. mad (affectionately)
3rd art post of today?? I have been forgetting this req for wayyy too long and I love this pair SOOO i couldnt wait to post it tomorrorrw :3 this pose was a pain BTW JESUS
#team fortress 2#tf2#art#fanart#tf2 spy#tf2 sniper#spyper#questionmark?#idk any names for these ships#sniperspy#I THINK#idk#actually abooustely hate and love these two btw#I cant decide whether i want them#or want them dead#I am gonna start annoying you guys by posting art constantly#your feed is now mine motherfucker#Averiart#bloody suit
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Terrible shirts I saw and john carpenters slut trilogy kurt russell characters
#I made two of them for mac the other one says 'cum in me bro' but i thought it might not suit a guy who is nOT trying to have#the thing come in him#these have to be the dumbest images I have ever made#the thing 1982#escape from new york#big trouble in little china#rj macready#snake plissken#jack burton#I don't have photoshop I have procreate and a dream lmao#penelope's shitposts#That jack burton one is my favourite though just because I am convinced he would actually wear it#kurt russell
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the patrician is just a guy to me
#havelock vetinari#discworld#doodles#before you ask why just know this#i actively avoid looking at any discworld art book covers included#i specifically buy those hardcovers with graphic design on the front#so any kind of a visual context doesnt exist for me except what my brain sees when im with the guy in the room as i read#so anyway Lord Vetinari is like an old suit and tie guy to me#he is proper arguably a minimalist calm collected and always two steps ahead#he is pushing 50#doesnt even have to be fifty but I know this in my soul: to be like him you have to have seen life for many decades#his monologue at the end of GG is driving me craaayyyyzayyy#a man that wakes up and does a thing not for fulfilment but because. because its like one of the world truths or some shit#part of me would love to put him in a fancier suit but in men at arms he literally sits on a wooden chair next to the throne#hello?#in his little (huge) garden with his little (huge) stacks of paperwork#and he has a shitty terrier#what a guy#this granpapi is my chewtoy
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