#two guys in suits

[mstarcreates]

Special: The Hunter Vanguard’s Guide on How to Ruin a Suit

AN: remember to scroll to the bottom for a special treat!

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Crow groaned in frustration as he fumbled with a long strip of fabric, trying for what seemed like the millionth time to get it right. He untied the knot again, making the swift determination that—if they still existed—he’d have made a poor sailor. This was not his thing. Guns, definitely. Knives, absolutely. But ties? Not so much.

Naturally, Cayde chose that exact moment to come into the room and lean on the doorway. He was already dressed to the nines, his suit perfectly pressed and tailored in all the right ways. The Exo Hunter looked as sharp as one of his many knives and Crow would bet that he had a few tucked away on his person somewhere.

Those would be fun to find later.

“Need some help there, Bright Eyes?” He asked, his tone full of amusement.

“Yes, please for the love of the Traveler, I cannot get this stupid thing right!” He let his hands fall to his sides. Cayde walked up to him, their bodies mere inches apart as he straightened the tie out.

He worked quietly as his fingers moved in quick, sure movements. Once the knot was secure, Cayde pushed it up, his eyes finally meeting Crow’s again with a knowing look.

Crow’s face heated a little under the male’s gaze, it was like he could read his every thought. Or maybe it was written on his face and Crow would just have to accept that he’d be shit at poker as well. “Where uh…where did you learn to do that?”

“Haven’t you learned anything about me?” Cayde replied, that easy smile gracing his face. “There’s no fun in bein’ predictable, Crow. That’s why they call me—”

“A Wildcard, I know. You’ve only told me half a dozen times.”

“And I’ll tell you a half dozen more, till it sticks in that pretty little head of yours.”

“Cayde?”

“Hmm?”

“You haven’t let go of the tie.” Crow reminded him softly.

“I know.” Then he gripped it tighter and used it to pull Crow into a searing kiss.

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Phone guy was wild for saying that to Michael..

[seventeendeer]

ppl are too quick to point to laios' disability as the reason his friends think he's a freak sometimes. so many instances of laios getting yelled at are, in my eyes, a case of "this guy had to emotionally mature very early in order to be there for his little sister" combined with "much older friends who never had to learn to manage their own emotions to the same degree"

a lot of the time he's right about needing to be more direct/deal with things in a way that may seem scary/needing to put your gut reaction aside. he tries not to make his friends uncomfortable and he puts up with a lot because he's trying to keep the peace, but he also pushes the others out of their comfort zones purposefully to try to get them to think more constructively. everyone else in the party is prone to acting on their gut instincts and avoiding uncomfortable situations even when facing them head-on is very much necessary. part of what makes laios such a great leader is the fact that he knows from experience how to put his own feelings aside to help someone else grow.

yes, he does make a lot of social blunders by accident and he does struggle to connect with others, but not all of his positive influence on others is accidental or "despite" making people uncomfortable. a lot of the time, I think it's clear he knows exactly what he's doing and he's trying to help the people around him process emotions in a healthy way as they all go through some truly harrowing shit. all the main characters support each other as well as they can with their unique emotional skillsets. laios' skillset just happens to be "gently talk child into eating her vegetables"

[anthyies]

the thing about disco elysium is that it has women in it. what you see on the internet about it might lie to you about that but it has women, gay women even, very compelling women even, in it.

[mail-me-a-snail]

my good friend and i were talking about how blu spy would give red sniper the same scar that blu sniper has in a frenzied act of malice and revenge...so yeah so you could say i fuck with sniperspy ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა

bonus under the cut

+ a handy guide to the respective snipers' scars bc i have to inject my clone theory in every damn thing

[cins-brainrot]

POV your client shows up at your job with his German Shepard friend to attack ur balls

[bacchuschucklefuck]

dreaming abt sophomore year class swap bard!riz

[starry-bi-sky]

*points at bruce and danny in 'late at night when the nightingale sings'* THESE TWO MFERS MEAN SO MUCH TO MEEEE

no thoughts head empty just these two socially inept fools finding family in one another. like yes you go you funky little death omens stole that one from a comment on the fic, so if you see this you know who you are, discover that family isn't only tied in blood.

bUT onto less mushy stuff: these two being shenaniganizers; tomfools. Bruce realized that Danny didn't actually know he was Bruce Wayne and instead of going "oh actually im bruce wayne" he went; "hrm... how long can i keep this going until he realizes...."

like. i think they deserve to be the sillies. just utter goobers the both of them. like, danny makes the wittiest side comments, dry quips, under his breath towards Bruce while they're out in public (Danny covering his face with a face mask) and Bruce is trying not to laugh. Meanwhile if Bruce makes one sly comment about someone to Danny, Danny's gonna collapse with laughter.

Bruce plays straightman in most of their bits, he has the best fucking poker face. But also I firmly believe he does actually enjoy Danny's puns. Look me in the eyes- look me in the eyes. Try and tell me that a man that willingly agrees to call a car "the batmobile" even after his eight year old ward grows up (thus negating the need to go along with his antics) doesn't enjoy a good, well-placed pun. Look me in the eyes and try to tell me that. That's right you can't.

He's gonna spit out a well-placed pun in the driest, most boring Batman Voice Ever one day while he's getting ready for patrol, and Danny's gonna fucking die of laughter. He's gonna lose his mind. Bruce is going to have a half-dead sickly teenager laughing his lungs out in the chair. That's a new core memory right there, every time Danny thinks about that he's gonna start giggling.

just!!! these two making each other laugh! That's so important to me. So so much. I nEED Danny to get Bruce to smile and laugh and I need Bruce to make Danny do the same. Danny's all snark and sass and Bruce is all deadpan and dry quips. Do you all see my vision.

[teethlordd]

Putting some guys in some fancy outfits

[esmiara]

Ah, to be a yakuz- I mean. Ah, to be a tiny drunk japanese mafioso

[skitskatdacat63]

Omg also!!!! I hate his sunglasses in these pics so much but I am so incredibly endeared by his sweater paws 🥹🥹🥹

[averageludwig]

Could you draw art of Spy x Sniper :3 only if u want ofc

I cant stand gay people. this ship makes me SO. mad (affectionately)

3rd art post of today?? I have been forgetting this req for wayyy too long and I love this pair SOOO i couldnt wait to post it tomorrorrw :3 this pose was a pain BTW JESUS

[clowningaroundmars]

very odd that the "you have to understand when there's gay sex happening even when there isn't any gay sex happening" website seems to be pissed off abt no gay sex happening in venom 3 even tho the entire movie was basically shoving it in your face if you actually cared to look

[victorian-nymph]

Terrible shirts I saw and john carpenters slut trilogy kurt russell characters

[garblegarden]

Underneath the suit, Human Guy is more of an abstract concept. I mean, yes, he is a real guy under there, but he doesn't like to acknowledge that too much. He's got plenty of other stuff going on to make up for that though, like wires replacing his organs and blood on his hands and a certain pinkish infection that claimed his legs and eye that may or may not come back to finish the job.

[seagull-scribbles]

But tonight, I’ll need you to stay