#two dead boys

[queen-mabs-revenge]

one bright day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew their knives and shot each other a deaf policeman heard the noise and came and shot the two dead boys

[scarlibis]

The number of scarily accurate textpost memes you can make with these mfs is insane

[treibholz-des-universums]

NIKO SASAKI AND EDWIN PAYNE Dead Boy Detectives (2024-)

[hansoeii]

this one's for you, edwin paine

[torisprlng]

you guys are like a dead married couple on acid

[technically-human]

Payneland² 

[itsthenovelteafactor]

this came to me in a vision

[lesbicosmos]

he's 123. he's 16. he's a sarcastic bitch. he's still coming to terms with being gay. he spent 73 years in hell. he read to a boy who was dying to make sure he wasn't alone. he's got a crow and a cat in love with him. he's in love with his best friend. he knows ancient aramaic. he doesn't know what a handjob is.

edwin payne the character you are.

[a-jasminator]

Edwin Payne is my favorite Disney princess

[junilog]

This line changed my life btw

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

the most comphet thing that charles does in episode 5 isn’t even when he’s like “nah they’re just mates” or him projecting onto hunter and brad because they’re manly men and he wants them to be Good Guys bla bla bla none of that.

no, the most comphet thing in this episode is that charles rowland, light of my life, owner of my heart, saw these two scruffy scrappy stinky burly fuckboy jocks and then looked at himself, this genderfuck punk twink with the prettiest most delicate features i’ve ever seen and eyeliner and earrings and bisexual ass jacket, and edwin payne, the most clockable homosexual that has ever lived or died, the quintessential twink, with his stupid little gay bowtie and gloves and fancy jacket and button up shirt and little gay posh voice and the cunty feminine way he walks and gestures and edwardian vocabulary and syntax and everything about him and said, “they’re just like us, right edwin?” babygirl you are so delusional.

rip hunter and brad you would’ve loved being involved in both edwin’s and charles’s hate crimes </3

[stark-lord]

Dead Boy Detectives (2024)

1.02 — The Case of the Dandelion Shrine

1.04 — The Case of the Lighthouse Leapers

[ineedhjalp]

his flabber was ghasted

[hansoeii]

the best person I know.

[torisprlng]

#old married couple

[technically-human]

The infamous puppy debacle of '94