#twirls my hair and kicks my feet

[sangreprince]

❝ In the name of someone really sore right now. ❞

[fawnpires]

midlife-crisis!simon who is a hundred percent convinced he could do better than your boyfriend. he’s older, more experienced, and a lot more filthier in every sense — what more could you want in a man? so, you’re left no room to protest when he’s manhandling and bending you over his shoulder, inked forearm locked around your waist. doesn’t take long for the guy to be completely head over heels with his controversially young doll. (literally to the point where he gets your name tattooed onto him, no regrets)

[thislittlekumquat]

OH MY GOD WIFE COME HOME ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!! THANK YOU BABYYYYYYYY HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[feathersfound]

I don’t know why he would have one yet but I think a Ruined verse for Rakan would be very sexy of him. Imagine him in those whites, grays and greens? Imagine him a little insane? :)) just for fun.

Man, poor xayah if she’s not ruined tho </3

[telumendils]

me when spite shouted "i want to talk to rook!" and punched lucanis in the face over it:

[entiretorridaffair]

i’m so obsessed with my mutuals i need you all to know that you are like celebrities to me and i want to hear everything you have to say

[bluechanas]

the return of fuckass bob yamato

[niccolites]

is possessed by an evil spirit for a moment and i can only think abt brother's best friend soap (heavily inspired by @ceilidho's ask here)

Idk man something about soap having always been a little bit weird with u. he's been friends with ur brother for years, back to when you were teenagers. He's only a year older but you felt the gulf of that gap, exaggerated when he shot up, puberty like a tool he used just to tower over u and make u uncomfortable

Growing up with him as a perpetual shadow, always a little bit too close, always a little bit too intense. Your parents shrug it off when u complain about it, telling u that he just likes u and u could be nicer to him about it, poor guy. Ur brother calls u stuck up when u snub soap, hissing at u to stop embarrassing him when ur rude when johnny tries to give u his seat on the couch where they're playing on their console

only you know that he's only offering u a seat so that he can press in close, a hulking mass in the corner of your eye as hot breath hits the side of ur face while he tries to look down ur shirt. constantly trying to dodge his grabby hands that grip ur exposed thighs or smooth over ur hips - pupils blown out when his hands swallow up the expanse of your skin

u snap at one point and tell him that he disgusts u, that ur not into him at all. he goes red in the face, growling that you've been leading him on, that ur playing games with his head (he is assuming u wearing a blue bra after he yanked ur turtleneck up was to match his eyes, even tho he shouldn't have seen it in the first place)

u end up with ur panties around ur knees as he forces u to stroke his cock, panting into ur throat as u 'make apologies' to him. he forgives u btw, he knows that u have to act this way, that ur brother would kill him if he knew. makes it seem like ur partners in crime, in this together even with his hand manacled around ur wrist to stroke him off

it gets worse after he enlists, and u don't see him for weeks or months. he gets pent up, barely putting a show on for everyone before he's dragging u off slick mouth on urs until there's spittle dribbling down ur chin, whining for u to please let him see his pretty girl (he's talking abt ur pussy), already 2 knuckles deep so ur wondering why he's even asking in the first place

and now he's a hero to everyone else. stuck in the bind of him being the in-love teenager to the kind-hearted man that is risking his life for everyone, do you have to be so cruel to him?

u wonder why, face pressed into the pillows of ur childhood bedroom as he hikes ur ass into the air to rut into u hard and fast

u do what u always do, hissing and spitting at him until he finally gets his way and ur back bows as he barely pauses through ur orgasm as he chases his own. he knows that u have to put the show on, lovey, but he's waiting in the backwing for u. partners in crime right?

[sophsun1]

Interview With The Vampire – 2.05: Don't Be Afraid, Just Start the Tape

[demenior]

He showed up, showed his tits, got identified as Hot, was confirmed Super Romantic by his fiance, was a bitch with his bestie, killed something spooky, and showed off his sword. Perfect Fjord episode.

[kittanthalos]

#getting hot indeed

[perths]

[xmaruu11]

?!!??!?!?!?!?!

[jinbeshawaiianshirt]

he's so dreamy 😳

[eurodynamic]

MARK 💬💕 Coral Island (2023) dev. Stairway Games

[deadpoets]

GILMORE GIRLS 3.06 | Take the Deviled Eggs...