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Me: hm, I want something to put on the TV as background noise... Huh. Looks like YouTube is recommending something called The Last Unicorn. That's perfect, it's probably some old shitty animation that has aged poorly! I can watch it ironically!
Me, 2 hours later as the credits roll: *crying, cheering, buying the book, composing the songs*
Me, 2 weeks later: So I have compiled all of the quotes from the book that I think could make good tattoos, and also, HOW HAVE I NEVER LEARNED ABOUT HOW THE LAST UNICORN FUCKING SLAPS??? This gay-ass little fairytale fed my soul! Watered my crops! Transed my gender! Can't believe I heard of this story from youtube recommendations, of all places!!
#original#the last unicorn#tlu#peter s beagle#molly gru#schmendrick#schmendrick the magician#two of my favorite characters in anything right there in the center of the story! and I'm glad I saw the film first!#my reading ability has diminished due to trauma disability etc. but it seems like having a visual reference actually really helped!#no wonder i only ever want to read fan fic! turns out reading is not actually Superior to other types of Storytelling. it's just different.#to say otherwise is snobbishness I have been eminently guilty of in my life!#but like it is easier for me to consume tv and movies and that is fine actually. also that's why I'm doing a graphic novel lol#because i wanted to make something i would actually be able to read if i found it at a library. altho the audio book IS gonna be bomb#the audiobook is for visually impaired readers and anyone who wants or needs it! accessible stories for everyone! yeah!!#my gender was already transed but now I've gained an ADDITIONAL gender! which one? I'll never tell 😘#i am so powerful i have so much fuckin gender. my wife has no gender. and she is equally as powerful.#and also she has STUDIED THE BLADE#mostly zoro's blades from One Piece#normally YouTube recommends me shit movies like idiocracy or smth this is like if every day ur cat brought you a piece of rotten food and#then one day it brings you a BEAUTIFULLY ANIMATED TALE FEATURING MY BELOVED TWINK FUCK-UP WIZARD FRIEND AND MY ALL-TIME HOMEGIRL MOLLY GRU#and also it's soft and beautiful and funny and fucking weird!! i wrote melodies to the songs in the books on my ukulele
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I’m actually going to fucking lose my mind The Challengers is insanely good; cinema is so back baby BISEXUALITY is so back toxic queers are BACK raaAHHHHH
#the challengers#bisexuals are BACK#toxic gays are BACK#cinema is back#we’re so fucking back#love to see zendaya bully twinks#movies
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with the maxley renaissance happening rn the goofy movies are getting more fanart, and unfortunately bobby keeps getting hit with the twinkification beam
#HE ISN’T A STICK GUYS !!!!!#i’ve been hit with the urge to draw him#so i might#we’ll see#fucking loved the goofy movies when i was younger so it’s awesome seeing more fanart#but PLEASEEEE !!!!!!!! STOP TWINKING THEM!!!!!!!!!!#goofy movie#an extremely goofy movie#bobby zimmeruski
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Really obsessed with how I drew everyone here 💗 anyway I need to sleep thank you and goodnight!
#digital art#digital artist#digital drawing#digital illustration#comic art#mini comic#artists on tumblr#small artist#clue 1985#clue movie#michael mckean#madeline kahn#lesley ann warren#mr green#mrs white#miss scarlett#gay people#gay twink#gay men#gayboy#gay#fruity#get it#because hes gay#this moment actually gagged me scarlett fucking got his ass#honest to god my first time drawing women in 8 months
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we don’t talk about cherry enough actually..
#kyle gallner#cherry 2010#when i tell you i fucking screamed fellas i fucking SCREAMED. WHAT IS THISSS#bros first college party and he’s SUCKING FINGERS????? AHHAHH#props to kylegallnerfangirl03 for telling me to watch this movie you are the best i love u#there’s a lot of material in this film u guys. a lot of kyle being a blushing twink i mean
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you couldn't make thelma & louise in 2023 because brad pitt's character would've been played by timothee chalamet and that would scare me a lot i would be so scared
#i mean i'll be honest brad pitt's lithe twink body already creeped me the fuck out in that movie#thelma and louise#a day in the life
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Pictures that fuel the 007 vettonso au that exists in my head(for now)
Also go listen to "You Know My Name", and think of Vettonso while doing so because I think it is SOOOOOO them coded(but also f1 in general tbh.) And also if you've seen Casino Royale, hey, remember that chair scene? >:)
#anwyays some thoughts on the au:#thinking that seb is Bond of course and Nando is a former 00 agent whos gone rogue 🤭#(<- so basically like Raoul Silva lol)#(also my god basically im weirdly obsessed w the daniel craig bond movies(mostly casino royale) +#(+ bcs my brother and i watched all of them in two days last Christmas so theyre just forever embedded in my consciousness ig)#(SO PLEASE BEAR WITH ME YKNOW)#tbf the only reason this au is just in my head is bcs it would require me to draw them more masc handsme#bcs bond is not a twink(😔) and im not good at drawing men like that so UGH#mayne one day itll make its way into art. would you guys be satisifed w chibis? 🥺#i wanna recreate one of those iconic movie poster poses or smth but yeah not my forte ig#but if i was drawinf LESBIAN james bond id be on it instantly(one day. one day...)#<- speaking of that. fucking hilarious how i can only draw fem men and masc women. duality!!!#but gaahhhh yeah this au is sponsored by eternal casino royale brainrot#just imagining vettonso playing cat and mouse is so !!!!!#also side note. all these pics are from various fia galas. waahhhh wouldnt that be an interesting setting for a bond film#i bet bond would like f1 🤭🤭 fast cars!!#also bond au btw literally originally just comes from the fact that they both race for Aston...its just so fitting#the fact that seb actually named his amr21 after a bond girl!!#well dw bcs Fernando in this can be both his bond villain and his bond girl. dualityq#fernando is an mi6 agent(0014) who seb looks up to but he defects and turns evil bcs seb gets promoted above him#as grace said when i told her this: seb would be a great Bond with his cockiness and jokes and confidence etc etc#sebastian vettel#fernando alonso#vettonso#catie.rambling.txt
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do u guys ever get mad that chani, the most interesting girl in the world, literally fell in love with like the most obviously skinny white twink in the universe and beyond like
girl WHAT are you doing
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you know it’s bad when you’re hyperfixating on a movie that dOESNT EVEN EXiST FUCK YOU DISNEY WHY
#Disney wish#fuck disney#Fuck the wish we got#I want a star twink falling in love with the mc NOW#The one movie I want to see a remake of
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jake gyllenhaal as pilot kelson in highway 2002
directed by james cox ⁺˚⋆。°✩₊
#highway#highway 2002#jake gyllenhaal#pilot kelson#jared leto#jack hayes#i love this movie so fucking much#gay ass movie#they should have been gay smh#look at that HAIR#twink gyllenhaal
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want this damn twink so bad
#need that damn twink#Jesper#klaus 2019#Klaus#klaus movie#oh lord I need him#twink that I want#that fucking twink again
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#guys i can't do this anymore i can't do this i c#i know what you are.#this movie is so fucking weird and shitty (affectionate)#ilike how maecenas is just some twink#also rome people if you have any actual quality movie recs please give them i beg. im trying to speed run the hyperfix#augustus#agrippa#octavian#guys tag#imperiumposting
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a guy at the gas station today asked who my favorite Ghostface was and i looked at him with my fuckass dollar store leon kennedy haircut and said take a WILD guess buddy
#cant get over how quick with it he was too LMFAOOO#it took him like two seconds#he went ‘is it by any chance……Billy loomis’ and I just started laughing#clocked me as gay trans and mentally ill in one fell swoop call that a combo kill#he said this is a 90s horror movie twink in 2024 something is wrong here#gas station interactions are my favorite the cashiers never give a fuck about anything#scream 1996#billy loomis#coyote’s den
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Finished the second Deadpool, very nice. I like movies/shows like this, it has its serious moments and well placed comedy
Proves Hazbin is just bad writing... It doesn't take itself seriously... Like ever.
Deadpool has a lot of comedy but also the space for its touching and serious scenes. I also enjoy 4th wall breaks and the calling out Wade did on the lazy writing parts
People who say Hazbin has great writing are crazy cause tbh it's shit compared to other darker adult comedies - Speaking as a fan of adult comedies and dark media.
Anyways Deadpool was great, I've been exposed to so much gore thankfully that I'm not so bothered by that stuff in Deadpool
Hannibal was honestly worse in that aspect and that streamed on live television
#i fucking hate the writing of hazbin tho#viv has no concept of balance#or much tbh#sir pentious was literally made to make fun of her steampunk obsessed friend which fucking disgusts me#steampunk is cool so stfu viv#viv also romantizies abuse#along with other nasty things#I can't take “mr big scary man” (alastor) seriously because he is just one big fucking joke (not to mention his ugly ass haircut)#they all have the no organs twink tiggy emaciated body type#and before anyone says that “oh TD had similar stuff”#at least you could tell they had organs#plus they had different body types has a variety of skinny to muscular to fat characters#so stfu#anyways#deadpool#good soup#jokes rants#shads rants#fuck vivziepop#deadpool 2#deadpool movie#deadpool is awesome
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FNaF AU where Byakuya's dad is a kiddy strangler and Makoto is just there looking for a job while Kyoko is doing all sorts of detective work in the background.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MANY TIMES IVE REWATCHED THE FNAF MOVIE BECAUSE OF THIS ASK
#eggs can answer#danganronpa#naegamigiri#fnaf movie spoilers#fnaf au#byakuya togami#makoto naegi#kyoko kirigiri#shakes in my boots SHAKES YOU I WENT A LIL TOO FAR#KOMARU AS ABBY CAN YOU HEAR ME#FUCKING#SHAKES YOU#NAEGI MAKING HIMSELF THINK ABOIT NEBRASKA EVERY NIGHT#shittiest summer job ever but all the other ones were taken soooooo#naegi dealing with all this shit: I could’ve worked at fucking ihop#togami is not a cop I’m not doing that to him he’s still Vanessa tho very VERY IMPORTANT#BLOND TWINK RIDDLED WITH GUILT#kirigiri interning at her family’s private detective agency and is more than a litttle hyperfixated on the mci#hey hey hey Blondie let me into the haunted pizzeria#hey hey hey new security guard I’m supposed to be in here dw I have permission (lying her ass off)#naegami#naegiri#togiri#drthh
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merry almost christmas, remember that holiday movie Klaus that came out some years back with the gorgeous hybrid 2D-3D animation and the revolutionary lighting techniques and the varied and interesting character designs and the beautiful environments and the stellar cinematography, that no one ever talks about or even seems to remember anymore because the writing was so devastatingly 2000's direct-to-dvd disney sequel it somehow dragged the quality of this potential masterpiece down to "just kind of mid"
just watched it again, actually significantly more fun/coherent if you turn it off halfway through and imagine it's all just healthy community building and gay sex from that point on
#deerchatter#they fumbled the character arcs soooo badly i don't know how they managed to fuck it up so hard#these are REALLY simple archetypes these mf'ers were using cake mix and the chocolate cake somehow still has raw egg in the middle#also i feel the need to clarify i do not fucking ship the postman with santa claus#the joke is that the characters have crazy weird chemistry bc these hacks can't write and at least an animated movie about#an old widower gaining back his zest for life after meeting a sassy young twink who looks a bit too much like his dead wife would have#been smth more novel. would've felt like a more natural continuation of the first half of the film anyway#also hi im still waiting until ive recovered to answer rain world asks lol trying not to get pneumonia here don't change the channel#while im talking about gay sex santa claus
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