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on the one hand yeah sure 'social media traps you in your own bubble slash feedback loop and nuance gets squashed' etc

but on the other hand i dont have to lay my eyes on one of those 'ao3 needs an algorithm/shipping is bad actually/the art you consume for fun makes you a bad person' rancid takes and honestly thank fuck for that

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what if instead of increasingly bizarre names built from acronyms of computer terms kh games were named like stereotypical equally bizarre ya fantasy novel type names

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"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁

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me, logging into ao3 5 minutes before bedtime: WAITER! bring me your finest enemies to lovers!

ao3 tag search function: excellent choice, sir! how would you like it cooked?

me: explicit. with a side of hurt/comfort

ao3: lovely! and may i suggest a drizzle of mutual pining?

me: of course, and can you add a spritz of angst? make it a 100k slowburn for good measure

ao3: coming right up, sir

me: thank you. oh, and waiter?

ao3: yes, sir?

me: make it gay

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i love the kingdom hearts pr team being completely unprofessional and unpredictable. fans of most other series are like ‘ok guys nintendo direct tomorrow it’s been ten years and i’ve identified a pattern in their rereleases and they’ve been hinting at it so let’s hope for a remaster or new game announcement!’ and kh fans are like ‘so lemme tell you why a random tuesday in a nobody nothing month will be our salvation. i uh. i read the stars and solved the calculus problem they were secretly spelling out. yeah that seems like a pretty good guess’ bc you never know

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ao3 turns 15 today

reblog if youre older than ao3

(there's a lot of people asking about this, but the legal age to use social media is 13, except in few countries. so yes, there are people here under 15)

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This footage of Elmo after messing up a take on Sesame Street is peak relatable

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If kingdom hearts characters could swear:

Sora: Can swear, does swear. Knows there’s a time and a place for swearing and the hundred acre wood is not the time nor the place.

Riku: can swear, chooses not to unless he’s mad and/or frustrated.

Kairi: swears A LOT. Like it’s impressive how many she knows.

Roxas: swears about as much as Sora but is more likely to drop an F bomb in front of Winnie the Pooh by accident.

Xion: she can but she doesn’t. Doesn’t really find it appealing to swear. She prefers yelling creative insults.

Axel: swears like punctuation. Tries to tone it down in polite company and fails.

Isa: deep, resounding, Geralt of Rivia style “fuck” when he’s inconvenienced.

Terra: doesn’t often swear but it’s not shocking to hear him mutter “gods fucking damn it” when something’s going wrong.

Aqua: dry sarcastic swearing that makes everyone else feel stupid.

Ventus: him? Swear?! He is a little lad! A child! No no, he could never! How does one even approach such a vulgar lexicon! “Fuuuuuuu…dge. No that’s not right. Shhhhhhhiiiiuuuuggger. Hm, nope. Basssssst friend! Ahhhhh” he cannot and does not swear. If Ventus is swearing, everything’s gone to shit and people need to start praying.

Vanitas: has said fuck in front of Winnie the Pooh many times. So many he is now banned from trips to 100AW.

Naminé: you’d think she can’t or wouldn’t, but both Xion and Riku have heard her mutter “what is this shit? Come on hand, play the fucking game” while she’s drawing.

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My hands are too cold to draw I hate it here

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I am excited to finally announce Project: REQUIEM: A SEES!Ryoji/Ryomina AU!

it will be a MUCH more updated version of my AU compiled in a free, neat digital format for your reading pleasure.

My heart is racing just typing this 😭🥺 Please look forward to it!!

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Been playing Persona 3 (reload) :] Its been fun Btw does anybody know how to draw Igor in a way that isn't antisemitic, or is he a lost cause? I tried my best but now he looks like Dr Coomer.

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Pony Yu design I made back when I first started Persona 4 all the way back in May

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such a profound sense of delight when I realize that a piece of media is matching my freak to the very letter. there are creators out there who are my exact kind of sicko and we are reaching out to each other as if across the cosmos.