sagethegayyyy
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sagethegayyyy · 3 hours ago
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“aita for flash beaconing my crush” -this fella
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sagethegayyyy · 3 hours ago
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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine
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sagethegayyyy · 13 hours ago
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sagethegayyyy · 13 hours ago
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on the 11th day of christmas my mutual gave to me softcore middle aged man pornography
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sagethegayyyy · 3 days ago
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sagethegayyyy · 3 days ago
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chat how do I act like I’m fine when everything is falling apart at the seams like the gloves I got from party city
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sagethegayyyy · 3 days ago
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sagethegayyyy · 4 days ago
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MOT MY ART BTW NOT MY ART
AU where it's YOU who put Moon in bed and read him a bedtime story. Get him a cup of hot cocoa and make him comfy!!
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sagethegayyyy · 4 days ago
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AU where it's YOU who put Moon in bed and read him a bedtime story. Get him a cup of hot cocoa and make him comfy!!
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sagethegayyyy · 4 days ago
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I just saw a story on AO3 tagged "pet p!ay"
TIK TOK MUST BE STOPPED BEFORE IT DESTROYS LANGUAGE
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sagethegayyyy · 4 days ago
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Z-27
Axolotl and cookie cutter shark DNA
(pressure oc go brrr)
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sagethegayyyy · 4 days ago
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extremely important image
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sagethegayyyy · 7 days ago
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So like the day after brian thompson bit it, I got a letter in the mail from Lab Corp for a one thousand dollar blood draw that should have gone to Medicaid. Cue panic, because that's more than I get in one month of SSI. So I brace myself for a long slog of a call and call the number for the billing department, trying not to freak out and rehearsing what to say to get this charge dropped...
And the overly-perky person on the phone was immediately like "Oh no! That shouldn't have happened! I'll clear the charge right away, you can just disregard that letter! We'll send a new letter that says you don't have to pay!" The conversation was about 2 minutes.
That wouldn't have happened a week ago, would it 😁
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sagethegayyyy · 7 days ago
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STEALING your artstyle like a mischievous thief. Dastardly, if I might say
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WHAT NOOO I NEED THAT HEY! YOU! GET BACK HERE!!
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sagethegayyyy · 8 days ago
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SAY WHAT
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Oh he definitely heard you say that 💥
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