#twilight meme renaissance

[chucktaylorupset]

twilight is racist but also the werewolf fur length being determined by haircut is stupid cause what if you got a mohawk and also if it were actually true twilight is set in the modern day.  jacob’s pack would’ve taken pictures first and then explain the rule and they would absolutely haze him by showing these to bella

[embry-call-fan-club]

Whenever Bella left the Forks area code she got into so much avoidable nonsense

[forkswashington]

[phil-dwyer-stan-account]

Edward trying to play baseball with his family after breaking up with Bella in New Moon

[thebullensshitposting]

We all get wet when it rains because the guys are too tall for this car.

We can't. Close. The roof.

[okayigetitifuckedup]

Cullen men being simps

Inspired entirely by this post. The tweets are golden, and I thank you for your service in collecting them @jennifercheckwannabeme

[serialorangepeeler]

the twilight brainrot is so real rn

[fuckmeyer]

"I know what you are." "Say it. Out loud." "...Just Ken."

[lookitsaworm]

Rosalie, looking at Emmett for the first time: I could fix him

Emmett, bleeding to death:

Rosalie: Carlisle could fix him

[matelothot]

Macbeth Act 1, Scene 3

Thunder. Enter the three Witches.

FIRST WITCH:

[chucktaylorupset]

really brave of twilight to be like actually the love interest who isn’t rich is the worse one

[embry-call-fan-club]

This is the drip of a killer, Bella

[forkswashington]

the entire population of deer in forks after another long hard day of avoiding the cullens in the woods

[rainbow-femme]

What do you think that first conversation between Billy and Charlie was like after Jake spilled the secret? Billy comes over looking to chat and Charlie is just at the kitchen table with a thousand yard stare like “My daughter doesn’t look like my daughter but her adopted daughter does and also I saw your kids’ bare ass before he turned into a giant dog”

Let this poor man have just one normal day

[waifgirlininternet]

[bellasredchevy]

she’s everything,,

he’s just ken