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truly i would die so fast if vampires were real because i’d start getting lightheaded to the point of danger while they’re feeding and just be like “well they are clearly very hungry and who am i to deny them a meal. everyone deserves that. Also this is so intimate and beautiful” and then i’d just fucking die because they drained me dry. such is the way of things
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The rabid fangirl/boy mutual
You are that one mutual who freaks out over the slightest update to your favorite fandom and furiously reblogs anything and everything about your thousands of fandoms. If anyone says something bad about your favorite character, you will hunt them down and rip their throat out. Your blog is very hectic and full of all kinds of fandom reblogs and rants. Your online friends love talking with you about your favorite characters and scenes in books and movies and games. You are an avid reader of fanfiction and will read anything you can get your hands on concerning your favorite fandom. Fanart makes you SO happy. You love writing fanfiction and making fanart as much as you love looking at them.
Tagging : @nikisfwn @chaoscoven666 @jaspersspace @battlescas @violetchameleon @sparkle-jump-rope-queeen
ASK GAME!!
Do THIS QUIZ and say your result
Thats what I got!!! @wanderingwierdo @the-cherryblossom-system @blooper-malte @a-secret-rpblog @gobodegoblin @beeflingo @ibuildblasters
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and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos
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Thanks for the tag <3
Tagging : @nikisfwn @chaoscoven666 @jaspersspace @battlescas @violetchameleon @sparkle-jump-rope-queeen
aaa this was nice thx for tagging me @fromagony
np tag: @satansssgayassistant @sylviaplathenthusiast @orchideous-nox @futurequibblerjournalist
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POV: ur a Forks high school teacher forced to meet with the uncannily pretty local cult leader, and his wife, to discuss their kids’ grades🧛♀️
Carlisle and Esme at a parent teacher conference. Thank you to my patrons who voted for this concept.
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no no no, it’s totally fine—will you excuse me for a moment? (steps outside to shriek and sob)
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Bella (human, sleeps, has read Jessica’s self insert fanfiction about “Jennifer Stanford” and “Edwin Coldham”): …..there’s only one bed….
Edward (vampire, doesn’t sleep, has read Jessica’s mind and therefore has the entire story memorized): we could..::….. share it
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Thanks for tag <333
Are you named after anyone? Not my first name but my middle name is named after one of the nurses that delivered me. (My brother's named after a Bond villain tho)
When was the last time I cried? Quite frankly, I'm not sure but like the day before yesterday I think. Periods fucking suck :(
Do you have kids? Nah, but I would probably like some someday (or maybe to be an aunt or smth so I don't have to have any actual responsibility).
What sports do you play? None really; I just go on silly little walks everyday instead.
Do you sarcasm? I'm a Brit. Enough said.
What is the first thing you notice about a person? Hair and any piercing I think are cool.
What's your eyecolour? Blue.
Scary movies or happy ending? Happy endings. I like to be happy.
Any talents? Nah.
Where were you born? In a room, in a hospital, in a town.
What are your hobbies? Obsessing over Twilight, reading, depending on the week drawing, and spending hours wondering round my town aimlessly.
How tall are you? About 5'6 ish. I think.
Favourite subject in school: History, religious studies and maths.
Dream jobs: I believe I'd be a really cunty vampire.
Tagging: @nikisfwn @chaoscoven666 @jaspersspace @battlescas @violetchameleon @sparkle-jump-rope-queeen
15 questions for 15 friends
tagged by: @carmybcrzatto and @roostersrocket tysm, darlings!! 💞
Are you named after anyone? Technically, no, but my father's grandmother had the same (first) name.
When was the last time you cried? A few days ago lol.
Do you have kids? No, and I don't want any.
What sports do you play/have you played? As a kid, I played tennis, I did ballet, and I took swimming classes. Nowadays, I play badminton occasionally. Looove badminton.
Do you do sarcasm? Yeah, probably too much sometimes.
What is the first thing you notice about a person? Their face.
What's your eye color? Green.
Scary movies or happy endings? Bittersweet endings.
Any talents? Does rambling about random topics count?
Where were you born? Romania.
What are your hobbies? Reading, writing, listening to music, doing legos and puzzles, looking after my pets, watching movies and shows, learning Spanish.
How tall are you? 157 cm/5'2.
Favorite subject in school? None.
Dream jobs? I don't dream of labor.
no pressure tags: @axreliono @shewhomustbecalledking @aemondtargaryen @fairysluna @sylasthegrim @moonlight-prose @maevemills @camiladnne @lateasalways @pedropcl @lavendertales @nocturnal-milk-dud @agirllovespancakes @rocketraccoot @pedropascalsx @acourtofsnakes @mandaloresson @mitchi-c @themangolorian @buttercup--bee
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Rosalie: Edward dating a human is going to put our family in danger and cause nothing but trouble!
The Cullens, within 3 days of officially meeting Bella: stole two cars, drugged a soccer mom, caused a 27 car pile up, killed a fellow vampire, burned down a ballet studio.
Rosalie:
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