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Handcuffs like these beauties, both literally, and as a metaphor for Imposed Art Restrictions, Open, not Close, the realm of Possibility. But y’all know all ‘bout this already right?Cuffs, and will just one, ahem, will one be enough (?) for the YET-to-be-experienced, single first, MUST make-a-good-impression, encounter?, Plus ONE crucial, foil-wrapped, hermetically sealed Condom along with their, as pictured here, Lie-Lingual ‘Use Instructions’ (la six-panel accordion-fold pamphlet for God’s sake!)

All three of these inter-related objects, all simultaneously gifted to me by D, along with her specific HANG Instructs (but w/o no USE Instructs), and hanging right now, as foto-documented right here, above my purely/clearly pristine Kandi Koated All-Nihon Bed-on-the-Floor.

A bed I lovingly constructed (like Figaro did in Mozart’s The Marriage Of...but I digress) to create more space inside my tight, cozy Kandi Koated Space, and next for extreme comfort, (Just a Twin tho, and thus, a-tad-too-tight-for-two) and third, a bed to be, can’t fall-out-of-Safe, no matter how exuberantly robust the Action taking place atop gets. (To date, just between you and me, my Reputation and all, on the line here), I’m clueless but optimistically hopeful about confirming through direct experience, empirically so to speak, this Safety Claim in-person.

And I promise to report back to you on/in this sometimes painfully transparent Public Forum. So please be patient and stand-by. This claim’s Safety Verification requires a Kandi Koated Assistant to confirm.

Any volunteers around me here in 3020 HollyHood? If so please raise your hand(s) and speak up so we can get this Show on the Road. And unfortunately, in this instance, that reliable old dictum, ‘Why wait, masturbate!’, just won’t cut it here.

So laugh at me, as I always do, and judge all you like, my dearest, Only the Lonely’, friends. I be laughing until dawn myself this 3020 Kandi-Koated Saturday night here in the HollyHood. Ha! 😀

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The Jag Gang relying upon Pyramid Power to jettison into an Alternate Dimension and out of harm’s way.

Four FoneFotos by Hilleboe GIFed

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Motion Detected! It’s Alive!

4 Still FoneFotos by Hilleboe, GIFed

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Portraits and Portrayals: (Excerpt) Seven seated inside Kandi Koated/ FoneFotos and incidental Wall Art by Hilleboe

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The Auteur in Action: Whoops!

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Rapture starring the Jag Gang/ FoneVid by Hilleboe

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Three Crystals Dancing/ FoneVid by Hilleboe

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Life Lived on the Grid.

Scattered across the Sonoran Desert just east of Tucson is this delicate lattice work - a buzzing electric highway feeding millions of 21st Century Homo Sapiens who have an unquenchable thirst for, and a seemingly endless death-driven need for, Power.

These are large scale sculptures that interact on a daily and intimate basis with the desert they stand in and occupy right under our noses. A Conquering Army of Steel totems sunk deep into the desert floor.

A large scale installation created by engineers, not extraterrestrials, for reasons practical and completely non-aesthetic by intent. Yet alone or together these steel towers are twenty-first century art of the highest order and relevance. Artwork best and most commonly viewed from a car speeding past them on the I-10 Interstate.

And these Art Installations don’t merely occupy the hushed fussy gallery of a museum for a limited engagement for the consideration of a few hundred Art Fans. No! These are monumentious installations whose huge scopes dominate entire landscapes, dramatically alter those landscapes and alter how we see those landscapes. Possibly for centuries. Until these massive steel Monuments to Power, erected without fanfare, that live generally unnoticed, and are treated with indifference, eventually rust and decay. Until finally they become like the Sonoran sand surrounding them and blow away.

Photos by Roger Hilleboe/Kandi Koated Art

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String Theory. Photos and Incidental Kandi Koated Wall Art by Roger Hilleboe

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Feeding Time/ Pen+Ink drawing and this FoneFoto of by Hilleboe

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Bat Quarters! Engraved, minted and thrown into circulation by the millions. As directed by the government of the United Snakes of America. Conspiracy?

You must judge that yourself. In the meantime keep those damn pesky Bat Quarters out of your pocket, away from your dick.

A Kandi Koated Word-to-the-Wise. JustShot FoneFoto by Hilleboe

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Cut Flowers: 21 Woman as the 20th Century becomes the 21st/ relief prints and photos by Hilleboe

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Girl with the Golden Cross/ Ink and watercolor on paper by Hilleboe

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Miho Lit by a Crescent Moon/ ink and watercolor on paper by Hilleboe

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Kandi Koated but still...dead/ FoneFotos by Hilleboe

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Alienation: could this couple look more Hooper?/ 3020 FoneFoto by Hilleboe