#tw stupidity

[yooniesim]

tw more stupidity, misgendering rip

Anon: *writes an entire dissertation about me to someone else*

Also anon: *doesn't even know my pronouns*

Now bitch... 😭

(btw, plum. you *knew* i use he/they, you put he in the tags, but still chose to post that ask. you didn't know whether it was intentional misgendering by the anon or not, but you still CHOSE to post it bc it was critical of me. Not just calling me she/her once, but many times. So yes: while the anon may have been unintentional, YOU intentionally posted it while *clearly knowing* that was not the pronoun I use, so YOU intentionally misgendered me. You could have edited the ask or just not posted it at all, but you didn't do either of those things. Then you had to be flippant about it, talking about "not giving me fuel". Maybe if you don't want to give people evidence of your bad behavior, you should think before you speak. As a nb person, you should know better. And btw. Yes, you are antiblack, ableist, and generally an asshole.)

[sappho-favourite-pupil]

Tw homophobia and stupidity

This person just sent me the most hilarious homophobic insult/threath ever. Like, i know even too well that homophobia is not funny, but hear me out, and i quote:

It's because of abominations such as you and your LGBTt people God Almighty has punished humanity. I pray to Him that He will make your ship in the italian sea hit an iceberg and siNk...

[angelnumber27]

s moke some heroin

no dumbass I’m off opiates and have been for a loooong time lol 🫶🏻🖕🏻

[yomica12345]

One Hand, One Kiss, One Ban

Warnings: Heights and "Heightened" Stupidity

“What are you doing?!” Patton cried out as the escalator descended beneath them. Remus dangled off the side, giggling mischievously.

“Bet you can’t hold on longer, Ro-Ro,” Remus challenged.

Roman was already climbing over the other side. “You’re so on.”

Janus rolled his eyes, sipping a glass of wine. “You turn away for one second, and your ex is already causing chaos.”

Patton’s brows furrowed as he glanced over. “Where did you get the wine?”

Janus shrugged, gesturing down the escalator. “Logan.”

Sure enough, Logan was walking calmly down the moving stairs as if they were stationary, his own wine glass—slightly larger than Janus’—held aloft. He caught Patton’s gaze and lifted his glass in acknowledgment.

“I’ll get security,” Logan said with a resigned sigh.

“Roman, get back up here!” Virgil’s grip on Roman’s arm tightened, his voice edged with panic. “You’re going to get yourself killed!”

“Virgil, relax! We’re almost— Ow!” Roman flinched as Remus kicked his leg.

“Look, Ro! One hand!” Remus crowed.

“Remus!” Patton lunged forward, gripping Remus’ arm to steady him. “Don’t let go!”

Virgil leaned in, glaring at Roman as he grabbed his other arm and began hauling him back up. “Don’t you even think about it.”

“Virge, we’re almost to the bottom. Just— Mpmf!” Roman’s eyes widened as he slipped, crashing into Virgil. Their lips collided.

Both froze, eyes wide, faces flushed crimson.

“Remus!” Patton yelped, racing down the escalator. He hopped over the last step and skidded to a stop, sighing in relief when he saw Remus standing safely at the bottom, dusting off his pants.

“Remus, you’re okay!”

Remus smirked, yanking Patton close by the waist. “Miss me, daddy?” He dipped Patton into a kiss before Patton could respond, both of them giggling—Patton more out of relief.

Virgil snapped out of his daze and shoved Roman upright, scowling. “If you ever do that again, I’ll… I’ll…”

“Kiss me again?” Roman teased, eyes sparkling.

Virgil’s head ducked, cheeks burning. “What? No, I’ll—”

A sudden yelp escaped him as his jacket got caught in the escalator’s edge, the machinery grinding to a halt.

“You all are coming with us,” a security officer spoke up from the bottom of the escalator, glaring daggers. “You’re banned from the mall until further notice.”

“Banned?!” they chorused, incredulous.

Author's notes: Sorry had to be done, lol. Thanks for the inspo @dukeyeatsdeodorant And also for those who read my fics this is probably the only time you'll ever see me write intruality, lol. I never ever thought I would but... here we are I guess.

Virgil jumps at the ends of escalators because he things the escalator will eat his feet if he doesn't jump off at the right time

Roman jumps at the ends of escalators because he thinks its fun and always tries to jump with elegance to put on a little show

Logan just lets himself slide off, or he just walks down/up them as if they were regular stationary stairs

Patton does a combination just to mix it up a bit

Remus just attempts to jump down from whatever floor he's on to get down and climbs up the sides of the escalators to get up

Janus doesn't use the escalators, they escalate the situation too much and he cannot handle that type of drama while shopping for these dorks and making sure Remus doesn't kill anyone or himself on a Tuesday afternoon.

[aerial-ace]

sick and tired of seeing these ace trainers brag about their super smart badass level 100 shiny mons.

This is Sol. She is a fucking idiot. She regularly forgets that she is a flying type and sits at the bottom of cabinets n such crying cause she doesn't know how to get up. I would die for her.

[cosmic-nia]

here’s a bunch of doodles of jax getting stupid sauced :]

+ an alternate take on the scene with Ragatha.

I’d like to think in this version, before Ragatha could use the sauce, Jax approaches and mocks her. So, as a bit of a payback for the deep fryer incident, Ragatha squirts the stupid sauce into his eyes, aaaannndd…. yeah, basically what happens to Ragatha happens to Jax instead :]]

[charlie-artlie]

this is so stupid i’m sorry

[unpopularly-opinionated]

Sucks that it's now assumed I support OPs bullshit just cause I'm not gonna watch the show, when the only reason I don't plan to watch it is because it's fucking dumb that it even exists, not because it "harms trans people".

With the announcement of the Harry Potter TV series, you will be made aware of the people in your social circle who are excited about it.

Now is a good time to stop knowing them.

[macadamiyam]

cait is h*rny on main

[daynascullys]

how to say "I love you" in x-files [59/?] ⤷ 7.12 — “X-Cops”

Scully, I appreciate it, you don't want me looking foolish. I do, I appreciate that.

[sir-sanguinus]

So I know this is based in America, but I learned about English Law, so I'll use that, come and take it could be such a funny argument to use in court.

UK theft requires 'Dishonesty' (S2 Theft Act 1968). But if you genuinely believe that you are entitled to the property (the gun) then you are not dishonest. If you could convince the jury that your client genuinely believed it to be an offer then you could theoretically get away with the theft.

I'd also love for there to be a version of this where your client gets acquitted but the gun is returned by the police. Because you could then attempt to argue a breach of a unilateral contract. The car said "come and take it". The contract requires you come and gain access to the gun, and the reward is ownership of the gun.

There is consideration (something for both sides): one side clearly wishes to be rid of the property ASAP, and the other gets a gun. You do not need to have verbal acceptance, the performance of the contract is sufficient to amount to this. Because if you won this case then you get the gun you stole legally because of a contract, and in England it'd create precedent meaning anyone with a "come and take it" sign was now also offering the same contract, legitimising the action, and eliminating illegality (because now that you are performing in an accepted contract, you are not dishonestly taking the gun), so this would solve the theft and the ownership dispute.

No idea how much of this translates into US law, but I think it's really funny.

[amelia-yap]

BANZAI!!!

[shepscapades]

[Part 1] [PART 2] [Part 3]

The unexpected return of a face Xisuma never thought he'd see again.

[darkacademiboy]

[yuutaguro]

tell me im a bad man 🪓

[cosmic-nia]

my man is going THROUGH IT