#tv show sentence starters

[carimemeblog]

Worst Cooks: Spoiled Rotten Episode 4

"You're invited to a 5-star soiree."

"What do you say?" "Fire in the hole!" "That's not what you say."

"Fire in the hole!"

"Welcome to the worst farm in America!"

"Careful! Don't spill it; don't spill it!"

"I'm definitely a city boy."

"Like, I will take a man from a farm, but I don't want to be on the farm with him."

"Like I don't know what these words are?"

"What's a frittata?"

"I find this weird monstrous looking vegetable."

"I do not have a green thumb."

"You might want to start over."

"_____ is on fire today."

"I'm messing it up baby."

"I'm just winging it at this point."

"She said we can do whatever we want, so I'm planning on doing whatever I want."

"I just don't want to do it wrong."

"And _____ appears like a unicorn."

"I'm from the south, everything has to be cheesy."

"I might have been a rat in my last life."

"So that's the bad part."

"______, what do you have going on over there?"

"Does the gravy go on top of the eggs? On top of the biscuit?"

"What are you doing? That's not what we learned."

"You're going to prove this to _____ for sure. Stay focused."

"One pound? One pound? How am I supposed to measure out one pound?"

"Oh now she's swearing."

"No idea how to do it, but it'll look pretty and they'll respect me for doing it."

"_____'s yelling stresses me out."

"What's he doing?"

"I don't know. He don't know."

"These are al dente french fries."

"She's going to revisit sugar snap peas even though she was traumatized by them."

"I'm scared. I'm cooking all by myself."

"This is like a stressful dream."

"______ has found out she loves paprika."

"I just had 18 different meltdowns making pasta."

"Don't make it so hard on yourself, Lovie."

"I hope none of you win and they donate the check to charity."

"I don't have anything nice to say to anybody."

"I'm finished, honey."

"I don't even want to see a damn kitchen again."

[lilac-roleplay-starters]

Smiling Friends (Season 1 & 2) sentence starters :    

"I would really not be screaming that at the top of your lungs."

"Oh wow what a great idea, NOT!"

"Okay, I'm not doing this right now. Bye."

"Dude, I warned you, I said I was gonna do that if you did it again!"

"I just wanted my cheese!!!"

"I hate milk."

"I think i’m about to puke."

"I’m gonna knock your block off you little freak!"

"Coming from someone with weird eyes, you should learn to love yourself."

"The world we live in stresses me out..."

"Oh my God, I paid $600 for that."

"It was all a ruse you pathetic little ant!"

"I guess our best years are just behind us."

"I have brought great dishonor to my ancestors!"

"…I don’t really want this."

"Uh, no dip!"

"And now you know my cool fucking backstory..."

"See that's exactly why I don't dress up for Halloween, right there. That's the reason."

"By the way, for the record, you should probably knock or make yourself known next time you enter someone's place."

"You pissed me the frick off, dude!"

"Dude what the fuck you’re so old, why are you even here?"

"This is the most obnoxious thing I’ve ever experienced in my life."

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The Bad Batch Prompts ᯓ★

Prompt Ideas from Star Wars: The Bad Batch

All that time, you didn't even try to come back. We still would have taken you.

It's time to stop running.

We want things different. That doesn't mean that we have to be enemies.

Clearly the kid is the brains of the operation.

A real leader protects his squad.

All you'll ever be to them is a number.

Why are you defending me?

We've all fought enough battles for one lifetime.

Sorry kid, this one's all mine.

You mess with the kid, you mess with me.

We need a diversion.

Tell you the truth kid, I guess I've got a lot to learn too.

He didn't make it.

Is there an echo in here?

I did what I thought was right.

No one cares! Keep moving.

Things are getting back to normal.

You shouldn't be angry at him. He can't help it.

I'm angry at myself. We don't leave our own behind.

Understanding you does not mean I agree with you.

To be honest, things were clearer when we were just soldiers.

This isn't a drill.

Yeah, I guess I've been around.

I'm confident, I'm just not stupid.

That's what corrupt people do.

I got blown up once and survived.

When have we ever followed orders?

I hate hand signals.

I've met a lot of clones in my life, but never one like you.

You weren't loyal to me.

I am worth more than 2,000.

It's so good to be home. How long has it been?

Take it from me. In the end, we all choose sides.

I was one of you. You may have forgotten, but I haven't.

How many clones like that exist?

This is an unscheduled study break!

That's cute, you thinking I care.

You really don't get who we are, do you?

He can send everyone in the galaxy. You have us.

I've got a few lives left.

Did we win?

The war is over.

Good soldiers follow orders.

Don't become my enemy.

I made my decision.

Promise?

[taggedmemes]

SENTENCE MEME ⟶ OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH / 1.1 always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.

'i didn't sign up to play cards.'

'what we're about to do will be perilous!'

'no, that's the worst thing you could do.'

'surrender! you have no chance of escape!'

'is it meant to be this shaky?!'

'my name's ______. i'll be your robber here today.'

'every pirate captain captains pirates differently.'

'that's a lot of mental pressure.'

'well, i'm the only crew member who can read.'

'stealing a plant is hardly swashbuckling.'

'sewed up my shoulder once, after i'd been stabbed.'

'sounds to me like sewing can be pretty tough.'

'well, don't you look holy.'

'a lot of the guys are sweethearts deep down.'

'they're just dealing with a fair amount of trauma.'

'hey, come on, mate. i'm gonna have to sew that up now.'

'mutiny is a-brewin'.'

'you said to record everything, warts and all, so that's what i'm doin'.'

'yeah, cats are terrifying. everyone knows that.'

'no offense. i know you're mates.'

'if we kill him, we'll never know what happens to the wooden doll who wants to become a real boy.'

'talk like a wooden boy.'

'oh, hello! i'm a little wooden boy, and me, me legs are sticks!'

'but can we light it on fire?'

'you don't think it'll actually get that bloody, do you?'

'i'm gettin' too old for the hand-to-hand violence.'

'no, no. this is my battle jacket.'

'it's so permanent, isn't it?'

'if you just kind of hit someone at the back there, you'd knock 'em out.'

'we don't do this because we like this. we do it because... we don't have any other choice.'

'some of us thrive on danger, don't we?'

'permission to blow them to hell?'

'one appears to be a heavyset woman in a silk dressing gown.'

'you can see her there, cowering.'

'we went to boarding school together.'

'we'll be back on our smelly old ship soon enough.'

'no, really. smells of ass and runny cheese on that thing.'

'oh, it's so perfectly you. it's so impractical.'

'to think of the ridiculous rumor going around about you...'

'but you were so fat and soft and weak.'

'you cried all the time, and liked to pick flowers.'

'actually, everyone knows cats are very evil because they steal children's breath.'

'yeah, no, he, he looks pretty stunned.'

'stabbed him right in the face.'

'do you know how hard it is to drive a sword through someone's skull?'

'it's always the quiet ones.'

'it won't hurt to give him another day. we can always kill him the day after.'

'he'll be dead soon. we might as well enjoy it while it lasts.'

'don't panic. i can explain everything.'

[goodnightmemes]

BONES SENTENCE STARTERS / s06e09 “THE DOCTOR IN THE PHOTO”

❛ I can't imagine going from being a woman to being a mom. ❜

❛ When [name] was born, everything changed in my life-- everything. ❜

❛ Uh-oh. Looks like someone besides this chicken got murdered. ❜

❛ So what's the story, morning glory? ❜

❛ You're behaving strangely, and I'm asking you why. ❜

❛ When you describe people in generalities, like age and size, it fits a lot of people. ❜

❛ It's not like you, to forget things. ❜

❛ Well, I just wondered why someone of that importance could just disappear... so quietly. ❜

❛ "I will show you fear in a handful of dust." T.S. Eliot. We don't actually fear death; we fear that... that no one will notice our absence; that we will disappear without a trace.

❛ You're in a big hurry. You all right? ❜

❛ I, um... I have a lot of questions, that's all. ❜

❛ Burning the midnight oil? ❜

❛ You awake because you're intellectually invigorated or because you're worried? ❜

❛ For something to be objective, it must be separate from the mind, and nothing is separate from the mind -- ergo, ipso facto, Colombo, Oreo. ❜

❛ Ergo, ipso facto, Colombo, Oreo. ❜

❛ Not all of that was real Latin. ❜

❛ If there's no such thing as objectivity, then there's no such thing as measurement, which means that empiricism is meaningless. ❜

❛ That's very strange. ❜

❛ It's like a voice beyond the grave. ❜

❛ She isn't you. She's her and you're you. ❜

❛ I see, you're illustrating the fact that something can sound like something and not actually be that something. ❜

❛ You're giving me way too much credit. ❜

❛ Some people are very adept at keeping their pain hidden. ❜

❛ I'm sorry, I forgot, I forgot to tell you. ❜

❛ Well, usually when a woman doesn't report an assault, it's a domestic. ❜

❛ It's a myth that a person's intentions and desires can be seen in the eyes. ❜

❛ Stop making crazy eyes at my partner here. ❜

❛ I'm sure you've got a reason for not giving them what they wanted. ❜

❛ Why are you spying on me? ❜

❛ Doesn't anybody know me at all? ❜

❛ I think we know you as much as you'll allow. ❜

❛ What do you see? ❜

❛ What do you want me to see? ❜

❛ She's exactly like me. I mean, look, she is me. ❜

❛ You know, I wish you hadn't gotten [name] to come and talk to me. ❜

❛ Come on, I'm a meddlesome kind of a guy. ❜

❛ It was a rational decision. ❜

❛ It's not like you to pick up something that could be evidence. ❜

❛ People assume that when you are alone, you must be lonely. Like most assumptions, it's erroneous. ❜

❛ You seem distracted. ❜

❛ My biggest regret is not accepting what he offered me. ❜

❛ He asked me to look into his eyes, and... although it's not rational, I believe I perceived pain. ❜

❛ Musing out loud. In the years that we've known each other, I've never heard you do that before. ❜

❛ Tell you what. Don't be mentioning that to anybody else but me, okay? 'Cause they'll think you've gone nuts. ❜

❛ Do you think I've gone nuts? ❜

❛ I don't believe in intuition. ❜

❛ What, you think I took this job for the hours and the health benefits? ❜

❛ It's been a long day. I'm tired. ❜

❛ No. No, he's lying. That's not possible. ❜

❛ I don't like it when you two argue. ❜

❛ Thanks for eavesdropping. ❜

❛ Why are you taking this so personally? ❜

❛ I'm just tired. I, um… I haven't slept in a couple of nights. ❜

❛ If I said something like that, she'd rip my head off. ❜

❛ By the power vested in me by the Jeffersonian Institution, I declare you sleep-deprived.

❛ There's a cab waiting to take you home to bed, hmm? ❜

❛ How come I understand every word you say? Always? I don't have that with anybody else. Sometimes I just hear noise. ❜

❛ Come on, let's get you home. ❜

❛ That kind of mindset can be extremely difficult for someone who deals with death on a daily basis. ❜

❛ Over and over again, I've proven to you that I'm good at what I do. So, please, explain to me how it is rational in any way for you to disregard what I say? ❜

❛ So now I'm the one behaving irrationally? So that I can feel something? ❜

❛ You're not alone in this world. ❜

❛ I'd have been good for her. She should have given me a chance. Should have given us the chance. ❜

❛ Well, that's the whole problem with being an empiricist, right? Eventually, you run out of things to measure and smell and count. ❜

❛ There is such a thing as actual truth. ❜

❛ It seems to me you can't trust a brain that can't make up its mind about something as basic as which way is up. ❜

❛ There's no such thing as objectivity. We're all just interpreting signals from the universe and trying to make sense of them. ❜

❛ Following you to a bad part of town and saving your life. You know, the usual. ❜

❛ I'm not her. We're not the same person at all. ❜

❛ I can't prove any of this. But do you still believe me? ❜

❛ Maybe you just need a couple days off. ❜

❛ I'm all right now. Except I...I made a mistake. ❜

❛ Everybody has regrets. ❜

❛ I don't want to have any regrets. ❜

❛ I'm with someone. She's not a consolation prize. I love her. ❜

❛ You know, the last thing I want to do is hurt you, but those are the facts. ❜

❛ I understand. I missed my chance. ❜

❛ My whole world turned upside down. I can adjust. ❜

❛ Do you want me to, uh, to call someone to be with you, or...? ❜

❛ I'm fine alone. ❜

❛ I listened to the universe. I felt something. I'm sad. ❜

❛ That's so much better than dead. Or even dead inside. ❜

❛ I got my own story. Just like you. Just like everybody. I got my own sad story. ❜

❛ Three days. Three days for the world to turn right side up again. ❜

[ionlymadethissoicouldleaveanask]

This was amazing! I loved all of them. Admittedly, I don’t know the first thing about the characters from COD. Also I probably only know the first thing about Alenko. But I loved them both! Also Vannak defending the honor of his little bird friends was adorable and perfect. Kai is such a gremlin and I love it.

Anyway. I loved all of these so much! Thank you for sharing!

Angst! 16

Fluff! 13

Misc.! 16

And… for characters I’m going to throw out Kai, Alenko, and Soap. Do whatever pairings or friendships you’d like. Also I’m not gonna die if you choose not to use those characters. Or prompts. I dunno, I just wanna read your stuff man.

*glee* Thank you SO much for sending some prompts my way! These are all pretty short but mark my first time writing 2 of the 3 characters, so I'm just carefully dipping a toe in the COD and ME pools, lol!

Thanks so much again! 😎👍

Angst 16. “Are you hurt?” “No.” “Then why are there bruises all over your face?”

Sergeant John "Soap" MacTavish & Lieutenant Simon "Ghost" Riley, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3

"Are you hurt?"

"No."

"Then why are there bruises all over your face?"

"You ought to see the other guy, Lt," Soap said with an unrepentant grin, unmarred by the fact his left eye was nearly swollen shut and he had a prominent cut on his lower lip.

Ghost sighed slightly behind his skull balaclava. "Sure I'll recognize him by all the bruises on his knuckles," he said dryly.

Fluff 13. Are you flirting with me?” “You finally noticed?”

Kaidan Alenko/Commander Shepard, Mass Effect (reader's choice as to whether it's male or female Shep 😉)

"Are you flirting with me?"

"You finally noticed?"

Kaidan squinted, several Commander Shepards swimming in front of him in the dim bar lighting, all wearing fondly amused expressions.

"You are flirting with me!" he stated as if having uncovered a core secret of the universe.

Shepard's smile broadened. "Think it's time to take you home and tuck you into bed."

"I'm going home with Cmdr. Shepard," he proclaimed loudly to the crowd around them. Several people raised a glass in good-natured salutes.

"Yeah, they know." Shepard got an arm around him, sliding him off the bar stool and onto his feet. "Most of them were at our wedding, after all."

Misc 16. “YOU SAID TO BE HONEST STOP HITTING ME!”

Kai-125 & Vannak-134, Halo the series

"YOU SAID TO BE HONEST, STOP HITTING ME!"

John heard Kai's shout from the hallway outside of the Spartan quarters and shoved the door open to see—

He blinked. For a solid moment, he wasn't quite sure what he was seeing, actually. Kai vaulted over her own bed, being pursued hotly by Vannak.

"That wasn't honest," he said grimly. "You're just being mean."

"Look, it's not my fault that that penguin documentary was kinda lame and—"

"IT WAS NOT!" Vannak bellowed back and took a swing at her that would've definitely put a marine in the infirmary for a month, if not in the ground, permanently. For Kai, it would've at the very least mussed her hair. "Those penguins are adorable and—"

"Lame. Laaaaaame," she singsonged, ducking a flurry of punches, then doing a very impressive parkour run up the wall into a backflip that sent her soaring over the enraged Spartan's head.

"THEY'RE NOT LAME, YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"

John looked over at Riz, who was calmly sitting at a nearby table, reading something on her padd. She met his gaze, shrugged, and then went back to reading.

They crisscrossed the room rapidly, with Vannak coming close to getting his hands on her but, ultimately, Kai would manage to slip away at the last second. The entire time, she continued to issue penguin insults that, for some reason, the other Spartan took extremely personally.

John opened his mouth, about to say… something. Then he gave a slight shake of his head.

"I have paperwork to do," he announced to no one. "Don't I, Cortana?"

"I can find you some, Chief."

"That would be great," he said and just turned around and walked away.

Sentence Starters

[ultravi0lence14]

From Eden

castiel x fairy!reader

1.7k | fluff, fem pronouns

summary: as a wood nymph, you find yourself entangled with all sorts of hunters and supernatural creatures alike. although, you did have a better liking towards angels, especially ones in trench coats.

being a wood nymph wasn’t as easy as people assumed. for starters, you hated that people categorized you with the fairies. they were lovely creatures don’t get it wrong, but you were a whole other kind of species, and you too wanted to be appreciated for your own kind of talents.

secondly, being a mystical creature as is meant you had hunters and different kinds of curious creatures on your back. you weren’t a bad person, you just wanted some peace and quiet for gods sake. on the topic of hunters, sam and dean winchester were number one on your list of people who didn’t know how to give you some alone time.

those boys always needed help with something. whether it be your magical knack for research, or even something as small as dean wanting one of your yummy apple pies. they always called on you for help, and you were starting to think that moving from your forest cottage onto the road with them might be more beneficial.

then you would remember all of your forest friends, and the uncomfortable feeling of living out of the impala and motels. that idea went out of the window after that.

today was just like any other. you woke up, walked downstairs to make your chamomile tea, and sat down on your couch to switch between watching your favourite tv show and reading your favourite book. the day was going great, it was almost one in the afternoon and you felt at peace with how calming your day had been. nothing could’ve made it any worse.

your phone going off with the specific ringtone you made for dean had you sighing. of course you had to jinx yourself, no way he was calling you with good news. it wasn’t in the winchester brothers genetic makeup. he called to tell you that him and sam had a case near your home, and that they needed to see you so that they could catch you up on everything that has happened since you three last spoke.

waiting for the two men to get to your home, you grudgingly got up and went to your room so you could get ready. by the time you were done getting your clothes on, a loud knock was heard by the door, and you knew sam and dean were here to drop a load of awful information on you.

your sock covered feet padded across the floor as the wind from the door opening blew your long white dress back. sam and dean just smiled at you, moving into your home as you closed your front door and turned around so you could face the brothers awkwardly standing in your living room.

“you guys can sit down, your making me antsy.” with that you moved to the kitchen to make them both a cup of tea, fixing the bow in the back of your hair in the process.

when the tea was ready you sat across from sam and dean on the couch, all three of you going on to discuss the problem at hand over tea and cookies you’d made a couple days prior. they informed you on all the craziness happening now that lucifer was out of his cage, and you informed them on how you planned to stay as far away from that as possible.

mid conversation, you felt an added on presence into the room. turning around, the sight of castiel by your front door had your heart squeezing in your chest and a huge smile lighting up on your face.

looking over at the winchester boys, cas didn’t leave any room for silence before he spoke. “i found out what lucifer’s plan is, him and his army are going to– oof.” his sentence was abruptly cut short as you flung yourself into him, throwing your arms around his neck as your head went into his chest. “cas! you’re here!”

it was like sam and dean disappeared all together, for the feeling of cas hugging you back and kissing the side of your head had you feeling like you were the only people alive. “of course i’m here, tulip.” castiel spoke softly in your ear. the nickname that was born from your favourite flower had you going red in the face.

a loud cough was heard from behind you two, and as you turned around — arms still latched around castiel’s neck, you saw the unamused look on dean’s face and the slightly disgusted one on sam’s. finally remembering that the brothers were still here, you unattached yourself from castiel, turning towards the two men with an awkward look on your face.

“can we get back to the problem at hand? or do you two plan on going to Y/N’s room to fuck? cause if so, sammy and i are going back to our motel.” dean’s words had a bright blush dusting your cheeks. it also didn’t help that cas’ arm found it’s way around your waist, and after dean’s words, his hand tightening ever so slightly on your stomach.

throwing one of your pillows at dean’s head, you quietly mumbled a small, ‘shut up dean’ before his laughter was heard throughout the entire house.

“if you don’t mind dean,” castiel’s voice came from behind you, sounding more hard and annoyed than before. “i’d like to continue our conversation about the devil himself being out into the world and causing immense suffering and damage.” that shut that older winchester up, and you couldn’t help but stick your tongue out at him when his eyes had met yours.

the three men continued with their conversation, your cheeks going red every time you felt cas’ arm tighten around your waist or his hand caress the front of your stomach. he always needed to be touching you in some way, rather it be holding your hand or simply touching pinkies, he didn’t care. castiel just wanted to know that you were there and you were safe.

their conversation didn’t go on for much longer, and after you bid both sam and dean goodbye, you closed the door and turned around to see your angelic boyfriend admiring the daisies you had on your coffee table.

you couldn’t help but stare at him, the slopes and plains of his face completely drawing you in. he truly was an angel, for his features and pure hurt could make flowers grow and birds sing.

walking up behind the angel, you wrapped your arms around his torso and rested your head on his back. castiel instantly softened, hands resting on the daisies petals as he allowed the comfort you provided him to sink into his pores.

after a long minute of basking in the peaceful silence, castiel turned around and gently grabbed your face, lifting it upwards so he could place a short and gentle kiss on your lips.

when you pulled away, he looked beyond you into the backyard of your cottage, blue eyes turning brighter as the rays of sun hit his face. “it’s a beautiful day, my love. how about we go outside and tend to your garden?”

your garden was one of the most important things in your life. the flowers that you looked over every single day, the ivy that found itself growing over the wooden arch you put at the entrance, and the array of animals that found themselves wandering around the premises.

wood nymphs protected forest’s. so after you decided to move into your own home, a garden was the next best thing you could think of watching over.

castiel loved joining you when it came to gardening. whether it was planting new flowers or helping any plants that needed heeling, cas was there. he even bought you both matching garden gloves for your anniversary.

grabbing castiel’s hand, you led the both of you outside and down the cobblestone path that when followed would grant access to your botanical wonderland.

you watched as castiel took off both his trench coat and suit jacket, rolling his dress shirts sleeves up so he wouldn’t get dirt all over them. the sun was shining bright above the both of you, and you were glad you decided to wear a breezy dress on such a beautiful day.

gardening with cas was peaceful. sometimes you wondered if there were things that he needed to be tending to in heaven. as of now, you wondered if the battle with lucifer needed his help and if gardening with you was such a great idea. he was an angel of the lord after all, and keeping him holed up in your garden wasn’t going to make the other angels happy.

castiel wanted to stay, he had told you so countless times. all of the stress and worry he had over the impending doom of lucifer’s arrival was starting to take a toll on him. what better way to destress than to watch and help his beautiful girlfriend tend to her flowers.

as you both finished up your gardening for the day, you suggested baking one of your pies. even though castiel couldn’t eat it — for all food tasted like molecules to him, he still enjoyed the smell that drifted through your home as you baked.

everything was just so simple. from the way he wiped dirt from your cheek, placing a feather light kiss to the same spot after he was done. walking up behind you and fixing the delicate bow in your hair as you rolled out the pie crust, cas continuing to stand behind you and caress your hair as he watched you work.

every couple of minutes, cas would lean in and nuzzle his face in your neck. feather light kisses being left in his wake as he muttered in your ear about how much he loved you. “you are the best thing to ever happen to me, honey.” his voice would melt into your heart like frosting on a cake, sweetening up your mind as the colour of cherries would dust your cheeks.

a forest fairy and an angel of the lord. who would’ve thought that such creatures would work well together. but you and cas were alive and you were living proof of it, relishing in your common interests yet clear differences.

spending your days doing simple tasks with cas always made you happy, and you were glad that today was one of those days.

[ohisms]

↪ ᵀᴴᴱ 𝑀𝐼𝐶𝐾 , ꮲꭲ 2 . (  a  series  of  sentence  starters  from  season  1  of fox's sitcom ,  “ the mick ” adjust phrasing as necessary . )

damn , [ name ] , how many cars can one person crash ?

i can't help it — when i'm behind the wheel , i'm a slave to the power of the machine .

other people worked very hard to buy those cars , and now they're mine .

why you gotta put me in a cage ?

i'm not a rat , okay ?

shut up , you don't know what you're talking about .

i am NOT joking , i don't wanna do this .

guys , we don't snitch . that's it , end of story .

will you listen to yourself ?? "jUsT tElL tHe tRuTh"

[ name ] , you snitch you die !

pretty sure that was already there when i walked up .

how is this good news ?

everyone's gonna call me a traitor , like you .

don't worry about it , it was worth it .

what are you doing tomorrow night ?

just say the words , and it can be yours .

oh , it's like that , huh ? fine .

what was that ? i can't hear you ... you can't breathe ?

you better figure something out , 'cause if you don't — i'll have to go public with this .

that's called extortion , stupid !

those guys are just covering their own asses , they don't even like you .

as easily as i can save you in this world , i can destroy you .

if anybody messes with you , let us know - okay ?

with a dong like that , you'd think he'd be happier .

do i look like i'm playing , [ last name ] ?

oh , your breath reeks of booze .

i hope you have a plan .

i was up all night watching prep school movies in preparation .

there are some real evil illuminati-type vibes in here , right ?

there was a time i could see , and i have seen .

oh , i'm just getting warmed up .

we are but food for worms , gentlemen .

whose burrito did i just step in ?

get out of here , the tv's mine .

what did you do to my shirt ??

how would you feel if i ran around stealing your clothes ?

we had to kill him cause he wasn't a team player .

no more special treatment for you .

i grew up in squalor , i am perfectly comfortable in it .

[ name ] , don't you dare !

didn't know you were gonna be so weird about it .

if you decide that you don't want me around , just tell me and i will go .

you're not the only game in town , buddy , okay ?

you don't know who i hang out with .

jealousy is the reason people hate us .

you don't have to worry about labels , just like who you like .

i hope this is some sort of emergency .

you kept me waiting , so i'm gonna get right to it .

don't make this your thing , this is [ name's ] thing .

suing is how rich white people solve their problems .

i wanted to sing and show you there's nothing to be afraid of .

i'm so nervous for you ... i want to throw up and run away .

you could have me escorted out , but you have no security .

ooh , dark scary room ! you know what they call that in prison ? they call that a blind spot . great place to catch a shiv .

what kind of operation are you running here ?

you didn't do anything wrong . i was the problem , not you .

where i'm from , the guest gets the good seat .

i drink , smoke , lie , steal ... i'm drunk right now .

i will ruin him . please don't let me do that .

i'm not the one doing whatever you guys are doing ... what are you doing ?

i'm not judging , at least he's a hot mess .

it's the wolf's job to eat the sheep , so y'know ... this was bound to happen .

i will RUIN you when we get home .

i'll give it back to you in a minute , you're gonna get it back .

the suit you destroyed cost a grand !

come on , [ name ] . i'll help you get settled .

he can't know it was my idea .

she made her mean bed and she can sleep in those scratchy sheets .

woah , tough day at the office ?

what the hell did you just say to me ?

you are right ... no matter what you say about anything .

we do this all the time , but usually there's some art to it .

this is not nearly as fun as i thought it was gonna be .

you're letting a bunch of nerds pick on you with their computers ?

why don't you just systematically destroy her ?

i can see where this is headed , so i'm just gonna hit the road .

she ripped me open , stuffed me full of devastation and then sewed me back up again .

leave me alone , this is all your fault .

why are they yelling ? are they angry cause they're bad musicians ?

i will never understand your generation .

let me have it . how bad is it ?

do you have any idea what i saw in there ?

you should come and check out what's going on outside , cause i think you'll be pleasantly surprised .

i just want us to be friends again .

it would be such a silly waste of time for someone like me to be mad at someone as insignificant as you .

the truth is , i pity you .

when the universe gives you a sign , it's not up to you to ignore it .

[ name ] gave it to me . it means i'm in charge .

i'm not comfortable with the whole arrangement . where's [ name ] ?

this is outrageous ! i'm getting passed over again ?

i don't have a problem , i'm just blowing off some steam .

you wanna get in on this ?

you deserve to take a time out as much as anybody else .

sorry , i didn't realize you were the fun police .

having money has reaaally changed you .

i've lost control ?! oh no , you dumb , dumb idiot . YOU'VE lost control .

that's a gross overreaction .

i will show myself the door in a ... graceful and classy manner .

thanks for sticking around .

look , i realize i did some questionable things in there .

i just felt like the universe was giving me a sign .

i'm the only one worthy of its power !

keep it in your pants and follow my lead .

it's no offense , i just don't know you very well .

let's go over this one more time , just so we're clear .

we've already been over the terms .

what's in it for you ?

i like the element of surprise .

wasn't expecting that . are you okay ?

i saw a burglar , i didn't know what to do ... so i SMOKED his ass !

you SHOT me ! what the hell's the matter with you ?

that gunpowder's like a hundred years old , it probably just broke the skin .

what about the police ? they're expecting a gunshot victim .

guys , we've gotta move this along , okay ?

you got it , i'll get you a pillow .

you're lucky no one was killed .

here's the thing about the bordeaux ... i drank it .

i'm so sorry that you had to keep our mansion warm .

how do you think the police found them ?

if you're done criticizing me , i think i'll head on up to bed .

you want me to do the jobs no one else wants ?

can we pick this up tomorrow ? i was shot , so ... i'm very tired .

it has nothing to do with that . okay ? now please leave .

i wanted to thank you for having my back earlier .

that had nothing to do with you . i was just trying to hurt them .

it's chloroform . i found a recipe online .

[ name ] , don't come at me with that .

i was gonna do whatever it takes . i'm not a quitter.

i wanna tell you , i really do . but first there's something i need .

oh my god , you're bailing again .

innocent people don't sneak in and out of their own home .

'cause i don't like you , that's why .

i'd rather get mowed down in a hellfire of bullets than listen to you screech .

you don't have to lie . i heard you guys .

how was i supposed to know you were gonna hug me ? i didn't even know you knew how to hug .

[ashprompts]

𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

a collection of sentence starters from dropout tv's game changer. feel free to alter pronouns/text as you see fit

“I’ve been here THE WHOLE TIME”

“It’s hard to hold this much anger in my body.” 

“If you never hear from me again, you know what to do!.”

“If they don’t find me it’s because I was chopped up and fed to the pigs!”

“I SOLVED YOUR LABYRINTH, PUZZLEMASTER. THE MINOTAUR’S ESCAPED, AND YOU’RE GONNA GET THE HORNS, BUDDY”

“I. CANNOT. WIN!!!!”

“A lot of people have been saying that ___ is a singularly evil, wildly incompetent, befuddled nepo baby silver spoon motherfucker. This is what people are saying.” 

“If you can do ONE swing on the swing I will let you play with all the math puzzles that you want” 

“You’re not getting a FUCKING JOKE OUT OF ME until you let me out of this room! You want bits?! You let me out of this room for bits, motherfucker!”

“Are we gonna die before we get outta here?” 

“I’m gonna lose so fucking hard it’s gonna blow your fucking mind”

“But in this sick rodeo, this bizarre fucked up clown festival, we’re here celebrating what I can only describe as the sickness at the core of America.” 

“Give me the assignment and I don’t miss. I’m gonna DIE before this is over.”

“Your tower’s gonna fall. Laugh it up now.” 

“A river of sweat is running down my back right now.”

“I do hate zombies and I will have nightmares about this tonight. But in this moment I just feel like I’m surrounded by friends.” 

“We don’t give a cum.”

“If you’re in a hole, DYING. I WON’T BE THERE.”

“I showed them my feet, [name]! I SHOWED THEM MY FEET FOR NOTHING?”

“Stop shaking your cock in the middle of a fucking huddle, dude!”

“I’d fuck that pie.”

“If you’re like me, you eat a lot of ass.”

“I hate capitalism but I also hate losing.”

“I get my tongue so far up somebody it’s like I’m tasting their tonsils. I get so deep in there I’m gonna burn myself with stomach acid.”

“I like perching like a little bisexual gargoyle”

“If you were performing on a subway I would take money away from you.”

“I’VE ONLY JUST BEGUN TO PULL THE THREAD ON THIS SWEATER.”

“Icarus flying too close to the sun, but it seems Daedalus our little mastercrafter over here had some WAX WINGS OF HIS OWN, didn’t he? Wanted to see his son fall, faaaalll from the sky, OH HOW CLOSE TO THE SUN HE FLEW”

“Hey can I get an ah? … Don’t scream at me.” 

“You kinda have the vibe that your kids call you by your first name.”

“The day I DON’T curse when a body falls from the sky, call somebody.”

“Could I place an order? I’m hungie. What do you think would be the best pizza to order if I’m quite hungie? Um, I like cheese, what is your largest pizza? Yeah let’s get an extra large because I’m hungie. I’m hungie, I’m hungie, I’m hungie.” 

“WE ARE NOT ANIMALS!!!”

“So long as I am on this stage and drawing breath, you can good and goddamn believe I’ll be trying my best in every challenge.”

“Was it bad that we just started smashing shit?” 

“You didn't count on INGENUITY did you motherfucker?!”

“FIGHT THE BOURGEOISIE. I WILL VENMO YOU $20.” 

“This could be hell. This is very Satre-esque.”

“YOU ARE NOT GOD. THE MACHINE IS GOD.”

“Can you tell us why you’d do this to us?”

“I won’t be made a fool”

“I do feel like I’m in a nightmare”

“I’m the only one OUT of the loop it seems”

“Everybody do the wenis! The wenis is a dance! Everybody is a genius! Who knows it in advance!” 

"DANCE IS A SIN!"

"You think I'm gonna fucking roll over?!"

"It'll be a COLD DAY IN HELL when I go out like a fucking chump!"

"I don't care about winning, I just don't wanna lose"

[evagaetinosgirl]

the fall of the mountain [a.thompson x reader]

prompt: the pressure of being a pro gets to alyssa and her way of expressing that comes out more aggressive than it should. good thing you are here for her.

author notes: had to write something for my #2 wifey in the uswnt, so thank you to the person who asked for alyssa angst+comfort and fuck you to tumblr for making me delete that ask. hope y'all enjoy this!

alyssa's hands are clenching tightly on the steering wheel as she drives. you can see her poking her tongue though her cheek which is one of her many habits when she is stressed. you two just came from an angel city game with alyssa obviously being a starter for the game and you being there to help a seasoned journalist to cover the game. it was apart of your internship to help out and edit sports pieces.

the game didn't go the way angel city wanted with the portland thorns beating them six to four. you can just see the wheels spinning in alyssa's head about what she could have done to prevent the win; why she couldn't find another opportunity to secure a goal.

"we can stop and get takeout if you want? my treat," you say quietly. testing the waters to see how badly your girlfriend was feeling. she is silent for a moment until y'all reach a red light, looking over at you. "i don't really care so.." she shrugs before going back to focusing on the road. her words are so nonchalant and cold. they make you frown, but you hold out on asking her about her feelings for when you two reach her apartment.

the interaction settling in your mind as you press the chinese food place number and hold up the phone to your ear.

after getting the food, arriving at alyssa's place, and eating the food, your girlfriend still hasn't said more than two words to you. thank you is the only thing she said once you paid and got the food earlier.

the silence from her is starting to get concerning, so you decide it's time for you to get a peek into her mind.

"lyss, can you just talk to me?" you say as you place a hand on her leg. she's sitting beside you on the couch and all her attention is focused on whatever netflix show is playing on the tv. the american player moves away from your touch, giving you a quick glance. "talk to you about what?" alyssa murmurs.

"you know what. the game, how you're feeling, why you're being so cold to me..." you try to scoot closer to her, but once again she moves away. that annoys you so much that you sigh heavily.

"there is nothing to talk about," alyssa replies. the lack of expression sitting on her face doesn't her eyes. you can see the regret and sadness swirling around in her eyes. seeing her so closed off makes you feel so frustrated. not with her, but more with the unknown reason she is feeling that way that she isn't telling you. "obviously it is if you are acting like this" you snap at her. the words come out before you could even think.

alyssa stands before glaring at you, "acting like what? you're mad at me because i won't talk to you about the game? this isn't some press conference, so honestly i don't have to tell you shit!"

you are taken back by her words, standing up to meet her face to face. "i'm not asking from a reporter standpoint. i'm asking as your girlfriend cause you know partners tell each other things instead of acting all moody like a toddler!" you shout back at her. half of the words you say you don't even mean but being treated like you basically don't exist since the game isn't helping you act rational.

alyssa and you go back & forth for several more minutes. each sentence said being a shot at the other. the loss of the game is weighing down on alyssa's mind as she voices out all her anger at you and you aren't being much better. giving back your girlfriend just as much aggression.

"you wouldn't understand anything about what i have to go through. you're just some college student right now and i'm out here playing infront of thousands of people, it's not the same!" she says before finally storming out of the living room and down the hall to her bedroom. you still stand in the living room not even sure of what to do. the heat of the moment cools down and finally you realize how shitty what just happened was. you and alyssa just had a bad argument right after a game loss that you knew alyssa was feeling bad about it.

you walk around the couch to go to the counter, grabbing the keys to alyssa's car and leaving out of the door. on your way to buy a few things to make up for the argument. hopefully alyssa is ready to apologize too when you come back

when you come back to the apartment it's around ten. a small bouquet of flowers along with alyssa's favorite candy are in your hands as you walk inside and close the door shut with your body. you slip your shoes off before walking to alyssa's bedroom. the only sound in the apartment being the tv that was left on from earlier and your footsteps.

the door to the bedroom is slightly left open so it's easy for you to just walk in. frowning once you see alyssa laying under her blankets, a vanilla scented candle burning on her desk. that's the only light in the room as you walk inside. sitting down beside her.

"lyss?" you say softly as you look at her. she is still not facing you, but you can tell she is awake.

"hm?" she mumbles.

"can you face me, baby?"

the american player turns over, letting out a small smile as she spots the goodies in your hands. you sit down the candy on the bed before giving her the bouquet of tulips. "thank you..." alyssa says softly as she accepts the flowers. turning back around to set them aside on the nightstand before coming back to face you. instead of laying down, she sits up so you two are actually at the same face level.

you decide to apologize first, "i'm sorry for snapping at you and all the things i said while we were arguing. i didn't mean any of it, i was just so frustrated you were closing yourself off to me."

alyssa sighs heavily before speaking, "no, i'm the one who should be sorry. you were right when you said we are supposed to tell each other our problems. i didn't mean not one thing i said, you aren't just some college student. you're going places, y/n.." she looks at you to see how you are reacting before continuing, "it's just.. i feel like i don't deserve any of this. i couldn't even help get another goal in the net."

hearing the loathing in alyssa's tone makes you pull her close. all the feelings that have been building up in alyssa's chest since the end of the match spill out as she lets the tears that have been waiting in her eyes out. you rub gentle circles on her back as she cries into your shoulder.

"i was the number one pick from the draft, but it doesn't feel like it. sometimes i feel like i don't play like it. than it's not just games, but we have press conferences after and i have to sit in a chair with a bunch of reporters asking questions that i feel too tired to even answer. it's just all too much," she says into your shoulder. you stay silent, just letting her get everything out. in that moment you realize just how different the amount of pressure is on you compared to alyssa. when she fails, there are hundreds of eyes that follow. when you fail, it's your own personal hurdle.

you two just enjoy the embrace of one another for a few more moments with alyssa still sniffling a bit. once you hear her go silent, you pull back just enough to look at her. the american player just tries to lean back onto you, but you keep her away.

you hold her face in your hands, looking at the tear stains on that gorgeous face of hers. "you know you're a great player, baby. everyone else can see it too, that's why you were the number one pick right out of highschool and that's why you were called up for the national team. that's why people expect so much from you," you chuckle as alyssa starts to let out a shy smile. "however that doesn't mean you have to hold all this weight on your shoulders. i'm here for you, your teammates are here for you, and your family is too. everything is a team effort, lyss, so don't ever blame just yourself" you let go of her face before pulling her back into your arms.

she laughs into your shoulder as she holds onto you. "now i feel like that argument was so stupid," alyssa says.

"i mean duh but something good came out of it so it's whatever" you say back. alyssa pulls you down onto the pillows and you happily let her. smiling as she nuzzles up to your neck. "yeah.. well, that was too much crying for one day. i'm sleepy.." she mumbles, seemly already half asleep. you don't realize how exhausted you are until alyssa mentions her own sleepiness, so you just fall silent and let yourself drift off to sleep too.

[thepalerimitation]

Let Me See Some Hands:

Why SydCarmy is the most controversial dish served on the Bear

When the Bear came out, I didn’t watch it. The most I heard, it was a show about line cooks and it had the guy from Shameless. I wasn’t interested, I’m a self proclaimed cooking snob and wanted to see a tv show that had a little more flair in cooking.

But then it was 9 pm, and I was bored.

BAM!

I watched both seasons in a week.

I was obsessed, I was absorbed, and I was deeply and truly in love. The show captured everything gritty and everything beautiful with both hands and threw them into a pan to sear at high heat. It was sexy, it was hideous, and it was mind blowing.

Then the age old question.

What’s going on with those two?

Sydney Adamu, the raw ambition and talent to Carmy Berzatto’s genius and finesse. They’re well matched in the nonstop heat of the kitchen, with an easy dynamic that snags on their jagged edges like fabric on a nail.

In the first season, they’re awkward and magnetic, drifting together and falling apart, shattering and putting the pieces back together. By the second season, they’re starting to click. They dress the same, they finish each other’s sentences, and they argue like people who have known each other for twenty years.

So yes, I did pose that particularly debase question.

Can men and women be friends?

It’s a question that gets thrown in front of the runaway train. It’s the conversation-ender and argument-starter. It’s dynamite. It’s catnip.

The warning signs were there. Shots that focused for a beat too long on him looking at her, or her looking at him. Her embarrassingly admitting he made her favorite dish of all time. Their sign language communication. The season two conflict as a girlfriend was thrown in the mix with Sydney flatly saying “I need your focus, I can’t share, I’m sorry.” I’ll admit, I’ve made more out of less.

But what’s the counter argument?

Well, for one, the girlfriend. Claire (no last name), a nurse and childhood friend who approaches him at a grocery store. She asks for his number, he gives her a fake one. She finds his number anyways and calls him.

Yeah…

There’s some moral arguments. As coworkers, a romantic relationship would be inappropriate. As partners in the restaurants, a romantic relationship could fracture the Bear. Then there’s the purist argument. It’s a cooking show about found family! Let it be that. Romance doesn’t have to be in everything.

“Well gee, which do you think people are pro or anti SydCarmy?”

Well I can tell you why I’m pro.

To me, romance doesn’t demand satisfaction. There’s no need for boyfriend/girlfriend hand holding and playful arguments about doing the dishes. I’d like a kiss, but I’ll take a heated conversation in the walk-in and longing glance.

They’re young and crazy, and HR violations can shove it.

But I also think romance has killed some excellent plots.

Platonic representation is important, especially male-female relationships. I think a lot of platonic relationships are fetishized in media or misinterpreted to add intrigue or interest to audiences.

But can Syd and Carmy be friends?

The short answer?

Who Cares?

The long answer?

Whatever Storer’s design for the show, whether he moves forward in the unclear relationship between Syd and Carmy or buckles down on either platonic or romantic, he’s definitely won.

The show has buzz. It’s got attention and heat.

You hate the romance, so you watch it to prove it’s not there. You love the romance, so you watch it to prove it IS there. You’re curious because every news site talks about it, so you just have to watch it.

Even I’ll admit, I’ve rewatched it and stayed hooked to prove my little delusion. (And because it’s beautifully acted, but who cares about that).

So whether you’re pro or against, just remember:

There is no controversy that wasn’t first stirred up by a clever strategist.

[spunsugarmusings]

Freakazoid! Starter Sentences

Sentence starters taken from the 1995 animated superhero comedy "Freakazoid!". Some entries have been edited for clarity. Change pronouns and tenses as necessary, and please enjoy!

"If this were an afterschool special, you would pay a bittersweet price for your little deceit. Like getting big oily zits! Or eating off the same plate as David Lee Roth!"

"You want to see something strange and mystical?"

"SHEESH! YOU'RE A CREEP! GO AWAY! WE WERE HAVING A GOOD TIME UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP!"

"GO HAVE SOME COFFEE, WITH CREAM, OR SOMETHING! BECAUSE I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING: THIS IS A HAPPY PLACE!"

"The scariest thing in the world would be if all the air in the world turned to WOOD!"

"The scariest thing in the world would be if they gave Sinbad another TV show!"

"The broadcasting industry has all sorts of safeguards to prevent that sort of thing."

"I think there's a thumbtack under my fanny."

"Most people your age die. Why won't you?"

"If I wanna blitz myself into some papaya-induced hallucination that's MY business!"

"Can you make slow, overweight birds appear out of thin air?"

"This was only a test. If there had been an actual emergency, we would have gone like this: AAH! HELP! HELP US! NO! GET US OUT OF HERE! HELP ME! HELP EVERYONE! AAH!"

"Hey, so I'm picking up a few bucks. Don't tell the IRS."

"I'm not going down there. It smells like poo-gas!"

"A bowl! I found a bowl! GOOD FOR ME!"

"There's a door not ten feet away. A fine invention. You should try it."

"Don't let me fall into nothingness! I won't be happy there!"

"They called me mad! Insane! WENDELL!"

"You think I've got a clock in my head, don't you?!"

"That's what I just said! Can you hear me or is there a wee goblin in your head eating my words!?"

"This is frightening behavior in adults. I hope none of them touches me."

"When I again rule all, perhaps I'll keep you about as a jester, or a chimp, or something."

"Will you hug me? I'm needy."

"You're very popular in a number of state institutions."

"Get her something a girl would want, like banjo lessons or a new turban."

"Oh, yes, let ME get the tea! I'd hate to see you actually have to walk the three feet through this frightening and mysterious new world we call the kitchen. You might get lost or attacked by the dishwasher!"

"If not, we'll be unemployed!"

"That was shallow, cheap, and based solely on hormones. Works for me!"

"How come you have the IQ of a biscuit?"

"How would you like me to twist your body into funny balloon animal shapes?"

"Hey. Cut it out."

"I went to all the trouble to think up this brilliant plan, the least you can do is chase me around."

"Oh, is he going to get it! I'm very passive aggressive!"

[arpmemething2]

The Last of Us sentence starters

Taken from both the TV show and all video games. Send one for my muse's response. Feel free to change pronouns as needed.

"I've struggled a long time with survivin', but no matter what you have to find something to fight for"

“So you went from teacher to preacher; because what? It fuckin' rhymes?”

“You can't stop this.”

"You live in a broken world that you could have saved."

"That is... a hat on a dinosaur."

"There are a million ways we should’ve died before today, and a million ways we can die before tomorrow."

“Fuck Seattle.”

“But she gets to live...”

"I would do it all over again."

"That's gotta be hard. Leaving all of your stuff behind like that."

"Now get the fuck out of my town."

"We let you both live and you wasted it."

"To the edge of the universe and back, endure and survive..."

"It's called luck and it's gonna to run out."

"Everyone I have cared for has either died, or left me. Everyone ... fucking except for you! So don't tell me that I would be safer with someone else, because the truth is I would just be more scared."

"The only people who betray us are the ones we trust."

“Hello? Anyone? Cure for mankind here!”

"I don't ever want to see your goddamn face again."

“I can make it quick or I can make it so much worse.”

"I was never afraid before you showed up"

"I walked in to my sister's room and slipped on her bra. It was a booby trap."

"After years of wandering in circles, we’re about to come home, make a difference, and bring the human race back into control of its own destiny."

"It wasn't time that did it."

"Every bad feeling… Your palms sweating, your heart racing… They're all signs you're actually stronger."

"Light on the reading, but it has some good photos."

"That was lame. You're lame."

"Those were your fucking people!"

"Go. Just take him."

"Well, here's your chance to bring your kid into a better world."

"Hearing them talk, it's good to know they're scared of you."

"A bad reputation doesn't mean you're bad."

"I was supposed to die in that hospital."

"I swear."

"Endure and survive."

"If I were ever to lose you, I'd surely lose myself."

"I mean it's why you took off on me, right? To make up for the things we did."

“I'm just a girl. Not a threat.”

"You'd just after her."

"You have no idea what loss is."

"If you lie to me one more time, I'm gone."

"I'm sorry for getting older faster than you."

"Our luck had to run out sooner or later."

"I had a sixty-foot yacht."

"We're not murderers. We just survive."

"I guess you can't outrun your past"

"You mattered to me first."

"Okay, one more. What do you get when you cross an angry sheep and a mad cow? An animal that's in a baaaa-ad mooooo-ood."

"Well, maybe in all that research they turned into fucking monkeys."

"Once upon a time, I had somebody that I cared about. It was a partner. Somebody I had to look after. And in this world, that sort of shit's good for one thing: Gettin' ya killed."

"Bomb this city and everyone in it."

"Why are these pages stuck together?"

"It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery."

"I got you."

"No, fuck you! You handcuffed me!"

"I dreamt about flying the other night."

"I've lost something. I'm failing in my sleep."

"I think they should be terrified of you."

"All the promises at sundown. I meant them like the rest."

"Think I'd let you do this on your own?"

"And just so we’re clear about back there, it was either him or me "

"Lets wait it out. You know we....we can be all poetic and lose our minds together."

"So... why don't you fix one these cars?"

"People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow... Too soon."

“Maybe you should have.”

“You took that from me.”

"What is the downside to eating a clock?"

"Holy moly. I guess this is what these buildings look like up close. They're so damn tall! So, what happened here?"

"You think I can still handle things, but I'm not who I was."

"I believe that everything happens for a reason."

"Why don't you say whatever speech you have rehearsed and get this over with."

"Just one peaceful night; a clean conscience…all gone…"

"Drugs. I see hardcore drugs."

"Let's see, scorpions are pretty creepy. Ummm, being by myself. I'm scared of ending up alone. What about you?"

"I don't want to be a burden."

"I don't want to lose you."

"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe, you idiot!"

"I'll make her pay."

"I'm gonna find... and I'm gonna kill... every last one of them."

"My friends' problem are my problems."

“It's called a hatosaur.”

"I got one for you. What's the quietest animal on a farm? A Shhhhhh-eeep. When you're older, you're going to have a deep appreciation for these jokes."

"Save who you can."

"I worry. Just... let me see her. Please."

"Whoa! How the - how the hell would you even walk around with that thing?"

"Arby's didn't give free lunches."

"You're such an asshole!"

"You're lucky you're still drawing breath! That was plan A, B, all the way to fucking Z!"

"I don't think I can ever forgive you for that."

"You don't think he got what he deserved?"

"Well, you're a burden now, aren't you?"

"We lose"

“’80s means trouble. Code broken.”

"Yeah, well try not to let your guard down."

"After all we've been through. Everything that I've done. It can't be for nothing."

"That ain't the hard part."

"We did those things. And they weren't things. We murdered people."

"What you say goes."

"We've got a family now. She doesn't get to be more important than that."

[rosepehtals]

𝜗𝜚 ━━━━ eternal sunshine by ariana grande sentence starters. feel free to change any pronouns or anything as needed! ♡

INTRO (END OF THE WORLD) :

❛ how can i tell if i'm in the right relationship ? ❜

❛   aren't you really supposed to know that shit ?   ❜

❛   if the sun refused to shine, would i still be your lover ?   ❜

❛   and if it all ended tomorrow, would i be the one on your mind?   ❜

BYE :

❛   this ain't the first time i've been hostage to these tears.   ❜

❛   at least i know how hard we tried , both you and me.   ❜

❛   you know, i'm stronger than i think.   ❜

❛   usually i'd join you on the floor , but this dance ain't for me.   ❜

❛   now it's just too late to choose me.   ❜

DON'T WANNA BREAK UP AGAIN :

❛   i fall asleep crying, you turn up the tv. you don't want to hear me.   ❜

❛   i'm too much for you.   ❜

❛   i'm too much for you , so i really gotta do the thing i don't wanna do.   ❜

❛   i don't wanna fuck with your head.   ❜

❛   it's breaking my heart to keep breaking yours.   ❜

❛   i don't wanna break up again.   ❜

❛   but you didn't even try.   ❜

❛   won't abandon me again for you and i.   ❜

❛   just one kiss goodbye.   ❜

❛   hope you won't regret me.   ❜

❛   hope you'll still think fondly of our little life.   ❜

ETERNAL SUNSHINE :

❛   i don't care what people say , we both know i couldn't change you.   ❜

❛   i've never seen someone lie like you do.   ❜

❛   so now we play our separate scenes.   ❜

❛   now she's in my bed , laying on your chest.   ❜

❛   now i'm in my head , wondering how it ends.   ❜

❛   i showed you all my demons , all my lies.   ❜

❛   hope you feel alright when you're in her.   ❜

❛   i found a good boy and he's on my side.   ❜

❛   you're just my eternal sunshine.   ❜

SUPERNATURAL :

❛   i want you to come claim it.   ❜

❛   what are you waiting for ?   ❜

❛   this love's possessing me , but i don't mind at all.   ❜

❛   need your hands all up on my body , like the moon needs the stars.   ❜

❛   let's go too far.   ❜

TRUE STORY :

❛   this is a true story about all the games i know you play.   ❜

❛   ain't gonna happen to me.   ❜

❛   i'll play the villain if you need me to.   ❜

❛   i'll be the one you pay to see play the scene , roll the cameras please.   ❜

❛   i'll play whatever part you need me to.   ❜

❛   i'll play the bad girl if you need me to.   ❜

❛   if it makes you feel better.   ❜

❛   i'll be the one you love to hate , can't relate.   ❜

❛   i'll play whatever part you need me to , and i'll be good in it too.   ❜

THE BOY IS MINE :

❛   i'm usually so unproblematic.   ❜

❛   something about him is made for somebody like me.   ❜

❛   baby , come over.   ❜

❛   the boy is mine.   ❜

❛   i can't wait to try him.   ❜

❛   watch me take my time.   ❜

❛   i can't believe my mind.   ❜

❛   the boy is divine.   ❜

❛   i know it's simply meant to be.   ❜

❛   i take full accountability for all these tears.   ❜

❛   but i can't ignore my heart.   ❜

YES , AND ? :

❛   and if you find yourself in a dark situation , just turn on your light.   ❜

❛   say that shit with your chest.   ❜

❛   be your own fucking best friend.   ❜

❛   i'm so done with caring what you think.   ❜

❛   your energy is yours , and mine is mine.   ❜

WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS ( WAIT FOR YOUR LOVE ) :

❛  we can't be friends.   ❜

❛   but i'd like to just pretend.   ❜

❛   i'll wait for your love.   ❜

❛   i don't like how you paint me.   ❜

❛   it's something like a daydream.   ❜

❛   you cling to your papers and pens.   ❜

❛   wait until you like me again.   ❜

❛   you got me misunderstood.   ❜

❛   but at least i look this good.   ❜

I WISH I HATED YOU :

❛   i wish i hated you.   ❜

❛   i rearrange my memories.   ❜

❛   i try to rewrite our life.   ❜

❛   i wish you were worse to me.   ❜

❛   hoping life brings you no new pain.   ❜

IMPERFECT FOR YOU :

❛   my boy , come take my hand.   ❜

❛   my love , they don't understand.   ❜

❛   i'll hold your hurt in the box here beside me.   ❜

❛   how could we know we'd rearrange all the cosmos ?   ❜

❛   i just can't go where you don't go.   ❜

❛   usually i'm fucked up , anxious , too much.   ❜

❛   i'll love you like you need me to.   ❜

❛   i'm not like that since i met you.   ❜

❛   how could we know we'd make the bad stuff delightful ?   ❜

ORDINARY THINGS :

❛   i don't want anything but more time.   ❜

❛   no matter what we do , there's never gonna be an ordinary thing.   ❜

❛   there's never gonna be an ordinary thing as long as i'm with you.   ❜

❛   i don't need no diamonds, just your time.   ❜

❛   you hit just like the first sip of wine after a long day.   ❜

[taggedmemes]

SENTENCE MEME ⟶ OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH / 1.2 always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.

'finally... the entire world will have access to good bread.'

'and his eyes glow?'

'he's young and succulent, huh?'

'we don't need to start eating each other.'

'you're dead, and i'm not listening.'

'the point is to rest our bodies as well as our minds.'

'look, there's literally no way to mess this up.'

'can my vacation be torturing the hostages?'

'oh, i do find torturing hostages relaxing.'

'i'll just take them to the brink of death. i won't go all the way.'

'he'd stick hot pokers up their assholes!'

'you're not really a murderer though, are you? i mean, you was, you was sort of... around when he died.'

'he's saying you don't... you know, when you kill, you die as well.'

'i'd absolutely murder someone for a bath.'

'let's try a more calm activity. like lying flat on the beach in the sun.'

'you can just leave the gin alone for today.'

'wait, he kills children?'

'he's not a bloody monster.'

'yeah? what are you gonna do about it?'

'i'll show you what i'm gonna do about it.'

'don't fucking call me babyface.'

'this... will eventually be a harpsichord.'

'no, it kinda resembles a sharp carrot.'

'wanna wager i can name a thousand different sea creatures?'

'fuck the beach!'

'what kind of fucking idiot runs his ship aground?'

'the price of revenge is steep.'

'you're not ghosts, are you?'

'i'm sure it's just a formality.'

'i think there's been a misunderstanding.'

'he's clearly very unwell.'

'he struck a man with a paperweight. the rest was just gravity.'

'maybe i didn't say it out loud, but i called it in my mind.'

'you can't call something in your mind. it defeats the purpose of calling.'

'to be fair, i didn't fully kill the man.'

'he was horrible, even as a little boy.'

'until you resolve this guilt, you'll continue to be haunted.'

'there is no ghost 'cause they don't exist.'

'why does he keep insulting me?'

'i'm incredible at keeping secrets. my mom thought i liked girls for years.'

'the best secret keepers are corpses.'

'look... whatever you're going through right now, it's none of my business. but i understand what it's like to live in disguise.'

'let's just say not all beards are actual beards, if you get my drift.'

'oh, you are so fucking dead!'

'i don't know, but they look much tougher than us.'

'why don't you go down there and confront them then, big man.'

'i'm your king now, bitch.'

'i will not be trifled with, so don't even think about trifling me.'

'don't trifle. don't you trifle.'

'i didn't know this isle was haunted.'

'i've already ruined one man's head this week, and believe me, i'll do it again.'

'he does have the eyes of a madman.'

'i think he broke my nose. my nose is broken.'

'some men are not built for adventure. some men should concern themselves with gentler things.'

'boy, i've had an epiphany!'

'well, there go those fancyboys.'

'shame we couldn't murder 'em. even a little bit of murder would've been nice.'

'what a knob.'

[maziijapanese]

Tips for Learning Japanese for Beginners

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