#turns out he’s the fucking prince
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RAHHHH PRINCE BILLY WHO SNEAKS OUT AT NIGHT AND WEARS A BANDANA OVER HIS FACE SO NO ONE KNOWS ITS THE PRINCE
#FUCK#imagine him racking up criminal charges but as some nameless outlaw#turns out he’s the fucking prince#billy the kid#kit talks
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"Oh dear," the unicorn thought. "I must've really mucked up the story beyond compare! The Red Bull Luo Binghe is protecting the last unicorn scum?! Unconscionable! He should have driven me off the cliff by now!!"
#dont ask why binghe gets to be a human but sqq has to be a unicorn#maybe hes prince lir in this au actually wait omg that would be good#half human half red bull sxy was freakay#the unicorn turning human to disguise herself is obviously sqqs plant body allegory#binghe sniffing around the castle: where is shizun i can still smell him? suspiciously sqq shaped human: gulp#binghe's tragic backstory in this au i guess is that he meets shen qingqiunicorn as a kid and sqq can sense that hes half fae and so#takes him semi under his wing but is like a prick about it until binghes seal breaks and they find out that hes a red bull fae#and shen jiu stabs him into the ocean something something abyss he comes back gets adopted by haggard kills every unicorn by throwing them#into the ocean as well before picking off shen jiunicorn last. and then sy fucks it all up#it's been like a decade since i read the book sorry#svsss#scumbag self saving system#scum villain's self saving system#bingqiu#shen qingqiu#sqq#lbh#luo binghe#my art#svsss last unicorn au
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do you think zam, with his hands soaked in blood, thinks himself unworthy of holding 4c close? do you think hes afraid to stain 4cs hands with blood too?
#lifesteal spoilers#lsshipping#zamcvit#prince zam#4cvit#sorry. sorry.#i needed to make a corny dramatic post abt them#after finding out just how much zam took 4cs words to heart#like 4c saying spawn was being destroyed and turned into a war ground seemed to fuck up zam a lot#him yearning to have 4c on HIS side again#and changing himself nd his own way of thinking in the hopes that itll make 4c happy is so#ough#esp knowing 4c wont. be by zams side again.#bc hes doing this for cube and squiddo#to make them happy and to protect them#he cares for zam and wants to protect him too but he trusts in zam to protect himself and others#whereas he is all cube and squiddo have#they are his to take care of#he made 2 revive beacons. 1 for each of them. but not one for himself#:')
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@fushiglow hmm….wonder who i’d draw this for all of a sudden and why… 🤔🤔
#your reblog surprised me#THREE BUNS SUGURU (STAR WARS ER JUST FOR YOU!)#theyre covering riko or smt and smuggling her places (??)#drawing this i was like ‘oh suguru’s curses in a star wars environment should be robots and stuff#so this suguru is a mecanic (he makes them from scrappy parts people have thrown out#and trash materials (and hard work 😎)#diy pokemon#because what is the cursed energy people are letting out if not junk theyre letting go of#so yeah ; basic geto takes shit and turns it useful#i do realise thats already very generic for star wars (junk robots junk robots!) but like. yknow. this guy takes shit people wouldnt bother#trying to sell. miam. junk of the junk. geto my favourite recycling bin you were designed for a luxurious lifestyle clearly (gege not me!)#(and stuff…………. but im lazy to put my vision in words rn hah..)#gojo’s probably a princess#(let’s not lie. hes basically a prince already (clan heir is a different look on him))#this made me want to write ?.??#problem is i dont remember much about star wars (watched it as a kid (we have the cds) appart from the very basic storyline… i forgot 😔#then theres the jawa’s first appearance cuz for some reason they scared me and i am marked for life (THEYRE JUST SILLY LITTLE GUYS 😭😭))#thankfully i lowkey want to rewatch everything so these issues can be fixed#(unthankfully either way the chance of me writing anything is very slim BUT WE NEVER KNOW RIGHT)#(hashtag diverging your attention from that other older post is it working /j/j)#omg glo i still didnt read balance (i think of it from time to time but im intimidated to read it because i know its right up my alley and#that i will love it and lately idk why but i need to ready myself emotionally to read peak fiction (this is so dumb but its true 😭😭))#my bad im rambling lol#WAIT FUCK SAME THING FOR BUNNY’S RECENT THINGY THAT GOT IN MY AO3 UPDATE MAIL#A LOVE STORY TOLD THROUGH THE LENS OF A THIRD PARTY MY BELOVED#(itsg ive searchef for these types of stories in advanced search before#AND NOW THAT I HAVE SOME BY AUTHORS I ALREADY ADORE .. IM- I SEE THEM BUT. THEIR CONTENTS STAY A MYSTERY. IS THIS MY BODY SUBCONSCIOUSLY FI#FIGHTING THE TEAR LOSS I WOULD GET??? IS THIS MFING [BALLING-MY-EYES-OUT] PREVENTION !? WITHOUT MY PERMISSION..!? TCH!)#my bad. ramble again o7 — see ya glo !#wip
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Okay but has anybody made a CrocHawk Beauty and the Beast AU
#Moon posting#OP Meta#CrocHawk#Mihawk is entirely unimpressed and unshocked by Crocodile's appearance he just wants Croc to Fucking Chill#(He has the emotional maturity of a toddler and gets cranky easily)#Croc probably isn't actively out to woo anybody because he doesn't think he'd ever find someone he'd genuinely tolerate. Let alone like#Unfortunately for him he absolutely enjoys Mihawk's company and chill vibes.#Doflamingo gets Gaston's role tho where he's innitially out to marry Mihawk he becomes FERAL when he finds out about Crocodile#He catches one glimpse at the sandy bananawani monster prince and is immidiately down and BAD#Like he doesn't know what that Thing is nor what its deal is but he needs it. The Thing needs to become his.#And so he pivots to 1) trying to assassinate Mihawk without Crocodile finding out so he can 2) Woo the monster prince -> Profit#Doflamingo being a sneaky bastard he could probably find a way to snoop around Crocodile's castle (pyramid?)#And figure out that there's somekinda curse that could be broken and the inhabitants of the castle turned back into humans#Maybe the curse wasn't like Cosmic Punishment for Croc being an ass maybe he tried to make a deal with a Big Headed Witch to change his bod#And it didn't quite go as planned. But the reptile monster was still an improvement over the tiddies so he's somewhat fine with it#Sucks for the servants though#(Something about imagining the Baroque Works members as Croc's enchanted servants has me in absolute hysterics)#Anyway maybe Doflamingo could find like some old pre-curse painted portrait of the master and would be allured by the tiddy#Sucks for Mingo though 'cause after Mihawk breaks the curse Croc gets the body he wanted from the get go#So the witch did grant Croc his wish. They just had go about doing it in a Really Weird Way (heehaw)#Anyway they kill Mingo and live happily ever after (heehaw)
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i think one of the main reasons i can't shake the "possession is not how callum is going to be play into aaravos' hands" (or at least not solely, i.e. doing something vile or dangerous in the name of love that leads to a renewed possession) is because like...
listen, as much as it'd be kind of weird for a "Master Manipulator" like aaravos to reveal his final play two seasons in advance from a character standpoint, it absolutely make sense from a story standpoint. you couldn't just whip that out of nowhere in a plot relevant moment without having your audience feel cheated, so it had to be established earlier on. now instead of surprise, you get to cultivate a nice feeling of dread. (although i've said before that there were other ways to cultivate said feeling of dread / set up the possibility of possession, i.e. callum learning that its possible out of a book when he was canonically reading about dark magic, him having nightmares or premonitions that aaravos is tethered to him, etc. it didn't have to be so blatant so quickly.)
those are, however, neither of the points i want to get at today, because like - if it is JUST the possession, and there is no choice that leads to it directly before or after in regards to helping aaravos...
Then why the absolutely, continually ramped up Viren-Callum parallels?
Cause like, as of S5, absolutely none of this is Necessary. Callum doesn't necessarily have to exist as a contrast to Viren at this point, given that Viren himself has changed his mind and disavowed dark magic and Aaravos; Callum finally freeing himself from Aaravos (and dark magic?) will likely now have more parallels to Viren's arc, rather than the two being disparate. He'll be following in Viren's footsteps, but in a positive way.
None of this is required for the possession plot line, either. That got kick started all the way back in 2x07, like, seasons ago. If anything it'd be kinda more 'tragic' if Callum really had never touched or been tempted by dark magic again, but he couldn't (or wouldn't) take back his prior choices. A consequence of being controlled by forces well beyond your conceptualization and a price you had no choice but to pay, literally, if they're going the removal of agency arc (which has its own merits) / leaning into the eldritch horror aspect of it all.
Like if it's just possession... Callum does not have to be like or be compared to Viren, in either similarities or contrasts, like - at all. Viren and Callum are both characters who have a relationship with destiny (Viren tended to believe in pre-determined destiny, but Callum decidedly didn't as of S2; even if that still started to change in S4, that alone is not enough of a singular parallel to warrant all the rest) but they're not the only ones, nor is that exclusively related to Aaravos - even if their parallels between each other are constantly circling him, their families, and dark magic / justification(s).
Which makes me think there's two main avenues they could be taking this with:
1) S7 endgame is Callum walking Viren's path regarding the rise, but in a more literal, dramatic sense. Again, Callum proving that he's not like Viren doesn't really need to happen as much now that Viren is 1) no longer a villain and 2) will be a parallel for Callum's positive growth as well. So it's still about similarities, but positive ones: "No matter what you've done, no matter where you are on the path, every step forward is a choice" (cue Callum literally regaining agency) "I am free, and so are you." This is also the avenue where it being mostly just the possession > a choice that leads to Aaravos getting out (choice made before that leads to possession, or choice post-possession) would make more sense, but just the Rise doesn't account for the well, ominous foreboding of all this, lmao.
2) S6 and S7 are working together with S6 being Callum mirroring Viren's Fall (whatever you want that to constitute) / helping Aaravos regardless of the possession - taking an understood risk for love that leads to the possession, or post-possession due to another form of coercion/susceptibility - and S7 being the Rise. It gives the ominous foreboding of it all, particularly highlighted in S5 / 5x02-5x04 and 5x08 somewhere to go, while also providing Callum with a balanced negative and ultimately positive character arc. It ties in the possession then as a plot element / vehicle to explore their similarities and differences but keeps everything tied together with choices/agency (rather than solely removing it), which is what Viren and Callum have both reaffirmed ("No choice? You made the choice you always have" etc) in S5 in particular. It also explains why and how all these forces - the parallels, the patterns, both their individual arcs, and their connections to Aaravos, his plans, and the possession plot line could be brought to fruition, and why they've all been included.
#it was just red#arc 2#tdp callum#in the name of love#wouldn't you want to tell it kinder if you could#tdp#the dragon prince#mini meta#analysis series#s6 speculation#s7 speculation#tag ramble#predictions#why did this get capitalization halfway through? your guess is as good as mine boyo#like imo (and i'm prepared to eat my words / whatever canon executes i think will be great/good)#but like. if it's not based on callum making Choices. if it's Just the possession plot line and nothing else he does that leads to#fucking disaster (power or freedom or both for aaravos) as a conscious choice or risk that didn't turn out#then there's no reason for viren's atonement arc or for callum to now be able to parallel him#both 'negatively' and 'positively' and the show's just. way too smart for that to be nothing tbh#like s7 will be rise regardless in some ways#but like. it just makes sense that s6 is the fall esp when you want characters to have a lowest point anyway
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ughh why do i have to have njghtmares about them
#in it i was fighting w him over text and then hetm gangsd uep on me#sorry uemin so tired#i have been having a hard time being labelled a quote unquote cheater when i very strongly feel like thats not what happened#and it bothers me knowing that they get to justify their side and avoid responsibility by calling me that#when again. we were literally broken up when i sent that text to the wrong chat#and to be even more fair to me it was the lightest thing of all time it was playful kissies and lovings#like all of this is so wack. like to be labelled that while doing something so small while we werent even together#the drawing stuff is literally normal . ive done that with my kther friends before i even met sable. you are ridiculous#like it just aggrivates me because thats such a sticky smear to put on somebody especially when thats not even what happened#its so overblown and i think thats on purpose to have one last thing to justify your side#and ignore the fact that he was not the best partner to me and stressed me tf out all the time#like how am i a cheater when i played by your rules the whole time we were together#because of how insecure you are. uou let your insecurity become your reality#and i realized how much more taken care of i was with angelo and how naturally we flow together#its so natural to talk to him he is what i have needed. i would be foolish not to pick prince charming#over someone who i felt only fed me stress and anxiety and worry about everything including potential addiction issues#knowing theyre bipolar. knowing they have bpd. participating in dangerous behavior all the time#i feel like calling me a cheater when thats not what fuckin happened is just to handwave away wtf you did wrong the entire time#if i actually cheated id have been slobbering on angels meat the whole time like im sorry#id have been doing spins on it and gagging on it every night but the thing is i didnt#i stayed loyal to you while with you and confided in them as friends while you continuously demanded time from me#that wasnt organic and it was forced half of the time . god i hated playing shit with your stupid ass#so fucking monotone always wanting to do the same shit no variety and always getting upset and throwing tantrums over the smallest things#n then when that behavior once again gets put on me and i get more fucking stressed yeah i turn to my other friends#that arent anything like the other friendgroup because they dont do shit about anything and dont really gaf about snything#except for their own problems#and i confide in the other group because they actually show that they care about me. they relieve stress for me like friends are supposed 2
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a starstruck odyssey is for lovers
#more than acofaf even. the love story of the wurst is what dreams are made of#emilymurph sitting next to each other...skip straightest man ever prince of alien slugs learning to be free bc of the crew...gnosis...#best on average npcs. lucienne plug bambi leroux the butch at the space station fuckin space heiress trust fund baby bajar crunch moon jone#and this is not to say ANYTHING of how good the characters are.#they could keep making d20 seasons forever and starstruck will always be a cut above the rest because of how fucking good the setting is#like with crown of candy even tho i loved it sm i feel like some politics were discarded in favor of the others; all out war was eh to me#the build up to a war tho? now that's interesting that's where the juice is basically i wanted asoiaf book one vibes with this cast but#that's a matter of personal preference! i don't feel like acoc did the most that could've been done with a “politics” campaign#dimension 20#dropout.tv#a starstruck odyssey#because of their deep investment in the world and the genre it never feels like starstruck couldn't do anything. it feels limitless!#season two...god if they never do one that'd be such wasted capability#ik fantasy high is so beloved and it is a beautiful lasagna of time and playing style but if i could get multiple seasons w starstruck...#the thing that makes asoiaf asoiaf is that we have a similar level of insight into the minds of baddies like the lannisters as we do into#the minds of the clean jesus allegory starks. and in acoc the “worst” character we got from the heroes was lapin n even he was aligned#to the rocks' cause. saccharina WAS a rocks -- that was her whole deal -- and even then she wasn't a morally reproachable character bc#she was right! i wanted acoc to be down and dirty and when they said ravening would be i was excited but even that turned out to be them#destroying a secret cult which was going to kill the world. no really down low shenanigans!
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I now know the context for the 'Doctor... you're huge' line
#prince's gaming tag#hi can i ramble for a bit? bc im losing my mind and i didnt screenshot that scene bc i was too focused on what was happening#so like i got to control both characters in this pic for a bit mainly aventurine and he was summoned by Sunday for a negotiation#or so we thought but Sunday wanted to know what his plans were and casted Harmony on him#and then asked him some questions where if he lied there would be dire consequences#and that whole fucking scene had me TENSE like holy shit#and then it was revealed aventurine was lying and it turns out Sunday knew this bc Ratio ratted him out!!!#so it wasnt an negotiation or an interrogation but an execution like aventurine said#so now unless he does what sunday wants hes gonna die in 17 system hours#and like. holy fucking shit. holy shit!!!!#like ok im still kinda confused about the lore of the game and what actually the aeons are and the factions and all that#like theyll say some unfamiliar word and therell be a word above it like its explaining what that word means#but its just another in universe word so im still confused#but with this interrogation scene i got enough of what was going on to get the high stakes#and im just like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA rn in my head bc what the fuuuuuuuuck#now i wonder if this is gonna be why he becomes a boss fight for us#oh also i was right. when aventurine is serious his voice isnt as grating to me so its only when he's forcing his facade that i cant take i#but this interrogation scene was really fucking good#anyway i finished aventurine's pov and im back to trailblazer's pov. I get to see Topaz!!#who i havent met before but apparently the crew has. i guess i didnt do the mission where she was introduced oops#but i hadnt heard her voice before so i thought it was higher pitched and was very glad to hear it wasnt#oh and i gotta pull for aventurine when he comes back bc i need someone who can cast shield on everyone and hes the man for it#the only preservation character i have is march and caelus if i choose that path but i need him on another one rn so march is the main one#but she can only put up one shield at a time which is not enough as the fights get harder
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laura heard "when is a monster not a monster? oh when you love it" and took that a little too literally
#laura voice: ive seen beauty and the beast!!! he stops being a beast!!!!#godddd#head in HANDS#this fucking episode. this fucking season#'the story isnt just...............fall in love with a monster...................that'd be a stupid story#i dont wanna be a part of that stupid story'#shouldnt have fallen in love with the monster then babe#fuckin delicious mentally contrasting this with thasmin#like to be clear theyre entirely very different dynamics in every way#different characters different dynamic different issues#but thats why the comparing is fun#the only way theyre similar as ships i think is that the partners are very similar to each other#but even there; with thasmin thats part of the problem while with hollstein i think thats why it works#hollstein looks like a......idealist/cynic dynamic but it's not#oh my god carmilla's vampire ex routine is so fun shes so fun#tells laura she loves her while breaking up with her#immediately tries to balance out that insane vulnerability by leaning HARD into the apathetic detached vampire thing#'yea im not turning into prince charming creampuff. deal with it'#i love this defence mechanism. i love how soft she really is under it which we get to see in the first half of s2#i love how it makes it so obvious she was hiding behind this same shield all of s1#and by extension all of like the last couple of centuries#like yazs reaction to figuring out the doctor kinda sucks is to like. embrace it. live with it. learn to understand it.#enable it perhaps but theres an acceptance there. like she fell in love and then the rosecoloured glasses broke and then she decided#to love the doctor still.#thats my take on yaz anyway#but laura like. fell in love. and went. okay then my love must be Good#yaz went 'okay i'll join your lie'. laura tried to make carmilla join HER lie. or her misconception of the world.#it's less of an active self-deception it's more just naivety#i just. aaaaaaaaaaa. theyre the same age!#anyway. i want yazs diaries and carmilla's.....i dont think she does diaries. and she wouldnt talk to a camera. carmilla's book annotations
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PJ jumping up and down screeching “I’m kiiiiinnnng!” is so fucking funny like my brother in Christ you are a literal toddler, stop throwing your toys out of the pram and go sit in the timeout corner
#Prince John#Robin Hood#disney robin hood#this manchild istg#I adore him#but still#PJ#sweetie pie#honey bunny#get a fucking grip my guy#(oh god that just reminded me of something)#(this snippet of an audiobook I had as a kid)#(this mom’s trying to calm down her baby)#(calling him all sorts of cutesy names)#(and the baby is just throwing a massive tantrum the entire time)#(why did that remind me of PJ lmfaooo)#someone on YouTube said PJ was going through the Terrible Twos and I was like yes he really fucking is#sir hiss better put in an urgent call for super nanny#I can’t wait to see how that will turn out#alrighty ima make a new post about that bc I��m running out of tags lol
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the little prince would totally say something like "get loved loser" wouldnt he
#my 2 am brain talking to me rn...#the little prince#likely inaccurate but this scenario played out in my head and i had to write it down#he gives his depressed friend a hug and says “get loved loser”#idk if this is in character but it feels like it is#this is so random too#i was just talking about stick figures with a friend#and this popped into my head#anyways the little prince is so <33#i want his unconditional love pls#i also like how he went to the first stranger in the desert he found and DEMANDED him to draw him a sheep. like.#DRAW ME A FUCKING SHEEP#i read the book and watched the movie and jesus#its genuienly helping me cope with some past deaths and traumas rn. its a serious comfort for me#the stop motion in the movie was so damn pretty like omg <3#this is turning into a ramble so uhm anyways#deleting later#maybe
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feeling so fucking normal about kaeya's hangout. btw
#personal stuff#thorn plays genshin#kaeya having to play the part of a prince. who had to endure a trial by fire to prove his innocence. okay. okay okay okay okay#just bites and tears. oh my fucking god cannot believe we are getting into this in the FIRST ROUTE. HELP ME#''people do not choose when and where they are born#but the circumstances of their birth decide the choices they'll have for the rest of their lives'' I'M NORMAL.#THE WHOLE THEME OF DEFYING YOUR FATHER'S WILL TO ESTABLISH PEACE BETWEEN TWO NATIONS. OKAYYYYYYY#WITH THE HARBINGER OF DAWN SWORD TOO NOOOO#''wow your friend is so dreamy!! he's not by any chance a real prince is he?!'' GOT GOOD NEWS FOR YOU LADY.#BUT I WILL NOT BEND TO THE WILL OF FATE. I AM NO PAWN IN HEAVEN'S PALM#THEY ARE NOT EVEN BEING SUBTLE ABOUT ITTT HELP ME#MAN.#i'm ill. i'm ill. i cannot believe him#his whole thing about the world being a stage and everyone in it being both an actor and the audience#''if you don't like the script then just walk off the stage and join the audience. you always have a choice''#fucking . christ#''perhaps there's an inept god out there deciding everyone's fates... inept is a good word for it. honestly; it might be a little too civil#to describe a god who turns fathers against their sons and is bent on endless warmongering... don't you think?''#AUGUHGHGHGH.#KAEYA. EXPLODES
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So uh, with the casting confirmed for teen Prince Charming in Descendants The Pocket Watch, do we just conclude that Chad is definitely adopted or...
#cause his parents are both POC#and his sister is as well#while chad is definitely white#like guess the prince charming casting solved that mystery that rose with his moms and sisters casting announcement#granted it honestly makes sense for cinderella to adopt#cause i could see alot of the disney heroes adopting really#but still dunno how the fuck chad turned out like he did in D1-D2
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Being an alloaro self shipper is trying to find self ship fics of your f/o like 'no romance only sex !!' and often having to settle for smut that is almost always romantic/ established relationship instead, especially if there are very few of the fics to begin with
#this is abt Aaravos dragon prince ough#and the other fics are 'reader is a ciswoman' and 'reader use only he/him' and thatd make me dysphoric so#and I guess some that just arent abt the kind of sex I like lol#Im surprised so many ppl want to romance him hes HOT I want to FUCK him not date him bc Im demiro#alloaro#alloaro nsft#nsft alloaro#self shipper#nsft self ship#nsft self shipping#edit ; ok turns out there were no binary pronouns used in the fics so I read them#but its still a travesty that there are so few aaravos x reader smut on ao3
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I feel like once everything is said and done and Arlo and Conall have moved out of the hill, Haze is going to need to be physically stopped from Immediately telling Arlo what influencers are, and also what apology videos are. Bc like, those 2 do not get a long 80% of the time, but in this, they would be united on the sheer amount of chaos that could be caused by Arlo coming clean about what the actual fuck was going on with the hill.
#Like#imagine theres a geologic feature. A hill. just a normal hill that is Known to have a 90% chance of turning you inside out#and 10% chance of granting your wildest dream *#and one day it just . stops working.#just turns off.#Nothing visibly changes.#Two weeks later an apology video goes viral and you find out a long dead prince is a big tiddy witch now and he was doing that for funsies#he was just in that pile of dirt. going bippidy badoo fuck you.#He has a rsl sponsorship the next upload in which he reads your ssn outloud
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