#tumblr was being such a bitch with this one

[vilecrocodile]

if ur dont live in the US its hard to explain the sheer amount of election spam you get every season. especially in a swing state lmfao. literally every day 5-6 fucking flyers in the mailbox, random numbers cold-calling you, text messages, people on the street asking you if you voted, relentless emails, not to mention the social media ads, campaign commercials, the glut is literally endless, and theyre always asking for 5 dollars. some of the richest most powerful ppl in the world holding their hand out like broke bitches. they get your email phone number and address from your voting registration and if you block/cancel one source theres two more the next day. please we need 5 dollars. its literally fucking endless. and youre annoyed bc people being actively starved and bombed and shot at are sending you tumblr messages. so that they can afford basic necessities. its astounding. donate to the gfms, especially the unvetted ones, cause if youve given money to a presidential campaign then youve already been scammed

[emmg]

What's Good in the Fanfic Hood: DA Edition

(i also have a bg3 version coming up)

For no particular reason, and in no particular order, here's some good soup I need to share with the universe (aka tumblr). Very, very good fanfics right here

the interlude by @thessaralka >>GOOD SMUTTY SOLAVELLAN SMUT with a side of angst. Fade tongue, elf dick as an anxiety cure (her words not mine), just beautifully written shameless smut for the egg aficionados. And I'm not just saying this because I strong-armed her into writing this lol

A Breach of Decorum & Spill the Tea by kdriegantir >>> The sweetest Emmrook lil one shots. I was kicking my legs, twirling my hair, giggling like a school girl. Sooooooo cute

Flower in a Cage by @teamdilf >>> If you like some plot with your angst, this is it. I had soooo much fun reading this leading up to Veilguard. This is for my Elgar'nan girlies, even if technically he's not shipped with anyone here. But damn what a charming villain. I mean, we know now he's a massive bitch with an anger issue (and the bedroom-iest voice I've ever heard, like hot shit, ask me to sit on your lap daddy) but, eh, who cares, the fic is great lol

Rook, No. also by @teamdilf >>> I just caught up on this and it's soooo fun. Just Rook being a menace to society (in this case Solas is society.) The roommate scenario Solas never asked for while he cries internally about his wife

The whole Countdown to Veilguard series of drabbles by whoframedjessicarabbit >>> Just lovely, smutty, or not, Emmrook drabbles. Soooo fun to read

Suture by @heylittleriotact >>> ok so I JUST finished reading this, like maybe 10 minutes ago, and I have THOUGHTS. Because CUTE, so CUTE, how CUTE. Emmrook a la two awkward nerds. I'm waiting for my headache to pass to write a more coherant comment but in the meantime, big reccomend

I couldn't find some folks on tumblr, so just let me know and I'll tag you if you have an account

Thanks for tuning in, ta-ta

[a-cat-in-toffee]

this took so long.....

PD BAND AU DASH TUMBLR EDITION

♈️ therealandtruelayla reblogged

💥 imadeyou-aplaylist Follow

went to a pd concert for the first time and let me just say it is such an experience

💥 imadeyou-aplaylist

i got to talk to ashe afterwards and when she found out this was my first concert he took one of the pins on his beanie she handed it to me

[Picture of a large pin with a design of one of the PD album covers on it.]

#YOOOO THATS SO COOL #pd band

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🎸 pdbandofficial Follow

Anonymous asked: so is this blog like the Twitter and everyone runs it?

actually only will runs the twitter normally

🐞 fuckinhard Follow

my favorite part of this post is that it doesn't even answer the question

🎸 pdbandofficial

what are you a cop

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🎱 luck-eightfold Follow

thjwres a guy back here like ??? straight up wearing a trench coat????? what the fuck

🥐 croi-ing-my-ssant Follow

dw thats just dad ❤️

🎱 luck-eightfold

croi my beloved what the FUCK does that mean

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🧿 girlwhatwhy Follow

HDAJAKK???

[A screenshot of a Twitter post:

aida | dms open! 🍕🎸 @/consumedbythemusic

thank you, mx winters

The tweet has an attached image of another large button, with the image being one of those "I ❤️ my girlfriend" memes, and inside the heart is a photo of William on stage.]

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OKAY SO I JIST SAW A CLIP OF ASHE WALKJNG OVER TO WILLIAM ON STAGE AND WHISPERING SOMETHING TO HIM AND THEN WLAKING AWAY AND THATS NORMAL BIT THE FUCK EXPRESSION WILLIAM MADE AFTERWARD I CANT STOP GIGGLING GUYS I SWEAR TI GOD IT WAS JUST

HDHSJAK

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the pd tumblr account revealing that william runs the twitter makes the "bitch ass motherfucker wisperer" rant so much funnier. yeah he WOULD wouldn't he

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🎸 pdbandofficial Follow

im not gonna tell you who runs this account stop asking ❤️

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🎸 pdbandofficial Follow

Anonymous asked: what does pd stand for

[a screenshot cropped to just contain a text message from a contact named "👻" the message reads "say pewer davioli"]

[yelldeadcellvrremix]

While I can agree with some of what's being said here, my issue isn't about whether Kat's treated all niceys in the story itself. To summarize another, tangentially related tumblr post "Female characters being given respect by other characters does not equate to the writers giving them respect."

I'll start by tackling this line specifically:

"If you're going to say "she never has a gun, she never fights, she never stands up for anyone, she's helpless" then let me ask you: Why does lethality, aggressiveness and being "cool" the only thing that would matter about a female character and for her to be taken seriously?"

Yeah, I agree. A physically strong female character isn't automatically a narratively strong female character. But I don't care about whether Kat can hold her own in a physical (or spiritual, idk) fight. The question I wanna know is this: "Is she her own character? Am I able to point to ways that she's believable and compelling?"

And the answer, in my opinion is, frankly... not really. She doesn't have much dialogue beyond what is strictly necessary for exposition purposes. I can't tell you her personality other than "she's the sensitive but smart one", which seems like something, but there's no further depth to that. I know nothing about her that isn't tied to what she serves in Dante and Vergil's story, which I'll admit she does serve pretty well in, but she doesn't seem to go through any character arc beyond which nephilim she ends up joining at the end. If the comic is considered to be canon, I'd argue that Kat matters more to Vergil than Dante, but the writers of the game specifically sure as hell didn't feel like giving us a chance to explore the weight of the closest friend (and ex-lover) she had betraying her and his own morality.

If we're just talking about her, then need I remind you the final chapter has Dante literally defending her

See, that's the thing. Why couldn't SHE be the one defending HERSELF? You bring up her role in the game's narrative about freedom, so then why couldn't she have been the one to speak up? Not much writing needs to be done to change this, but it makes her feel all the more impactful.

But having clunky writing isn't the worst thing in the world compared to why Kat even exists.

I distinctly remember Ninja Theory stating that they wanted Kat to avoid the sexualization of DMC's other female characters, but here's the thing with that: The best faith interpretation of what they meant by that was "we want to make a well-written female character and we don't want to reduce her to eye candy, like what happens when DMC makes their female characters."

The worst faith interpretation, the one that's passed around as what Ninja Theory actually stated, which I am really fucking hoping is the result of a long game of telephone from angry fans is: "Kat's not like those other DMC women! She actually dresses modestly! She's not a WHORE and a PROSTITUTE like them!!!"

But I don't think what exact words they said matters because what they showed in the final game is significantly more telling. You've said that Lilith exists for discomfort, but what about that discomfort actually matters in the overall narrative or themes of the game? You'd think that DmC: Devil May Cry tackling the ills of society (albeit terribly) would've used Lilith to make a point about how bad the oversexualization of women is, but that isn't a point they cover at all. In fact, the game seems to go backwards on this in a "promiscuous women don't deserve respect" kind of way? Everybody's already talked about how cringe that "The world is your bitch, as am I" line, but I think it really shows what kind of character Lilith is in the meta sense. Lilith, through simply being a scantily clad woman, is given significantly more scorn and hatred than the other villains.

And do I have to bring up the sniper rifle abortion scene? You can argue that it's serving to show Reboot Vergil discarding his own morality, but 1. That isn't the focus at all; The focus is on Lilith's suffering causing Mundus to come out of the woodworks to face the trio directly, and 2. They could've shown this in literally any other way besides a sniper rifle abortion. Like I just feel like Vergil could've done anything else except do the sniper rifle abortion. I'm unfortunately obsessed with Reboot Vergil but this is the one thing that I wish didn't happen.

It's 4 AM when I started writing this and 5 AM as I complete typing; If I said anything out of pocket or whatnot, it's the result of that. Any frustration in my writing is meant to be towards Ninja Theoy and Capcom and not you, tumblr user 4dmc.

The mainline Devil May Cry games being misogynist in a "We respect women enough to create well-written female characters, but we don't respect them enough to use them again for anything beyond eye candy" way

Vs

DmC: Devil May Cry 2013 being misogynist in a "We don't respect women. At all. We're blatant as hell about this, so we aren't even gonna try to make them well-written" way

I enjoy both series by the way, and pretending to give respect is still as bad as giving no respect; I am simply making an observation here and I think we should be able to recognize the flaws in our media, no matter its objective quality

[daily-smallishbeans]

Day 107- he's asleep

[0m3n-0f-d3ath]

Terry and Korvo

[maxcuntstappen]

Max Verstappen + Game of Thrones, George R. R. Martin

[larsnicklas]

panthers defenseman gustav forsling goes into a full-extension dive to sweep the puck away and prevent a high danger scoring chance in the third period. florida would go on to win 2-1 to advance to the stanley cup final (x)

[queermikewheelertruther]

“If Byler happens Stranger Things is ruined”

“If they make Byler happen I’ll never watch the show again”

Good thing the world does not revolve around you! Same goes for any ship people say this about (obviously non-problematic and likely endgame ones). I don’t know if this never occurred to you but if they have been building up Will’s love for Mike since season 1, (they have), then it’s entirely possible that they have been building Byler up since then.

Why do y’all act like they would truly put something like a canon queer ship, involving two main and popular characters (one being perceived as straight and in love with his girlfriend by half the fandom) simply for fan service? Not to mention the Byler fandom was so small before season 4’s release. Making a very complex and overlooked ship endgame simply because a lot of people ship it wouldn’t necessarily benefit The Duffers. Stranger Things is a HUGE show, but if they had been planning Byler it makes a lot of sense. They had no idea that the show would have the success that it did, which means if they did plan to make more seasons if it would’ve been a smaller less popular show, they could’ve added a queer ship without much issue. People tend to overlook the fact that even if some things, like Robin being lesbian, were added into the show when they were not planned doesn’t mean that something as big as a major endgame couple would be too. If Byler was to be made canon just for fan service, it would’ve had to have a large fan base before season 4. They could not have known that Byler was going to get as much attention as it did, which is why it wouldn’t make sense for them to change it up in the last season.

In conclusion, no, they wouldn’t be “making it endgame” because it was ALREADY endgame. From the start of the show. And you would have no way of knowing, lol.

[mieczyhale]

[greywobbles]

Rest in Peace 🪦 Kermit the Frog

Beloved by the Joker, the Croaker, God

Wrongfully imprisoned in the meat closet, murdered by emos and died in agony. Taken too soon.

Hear the cries? The howls? You are hearing the brotherhood.. sisterhood… nonbinary hood (ally!) of the Muppet Joker.

May you and The Croaker be reunited in the afterlife once the time has come. And may sex in heaven be awesome.

Amen.

(written in my break room at work.. stay on that grind)

[4th-make-quail]

"San Francisco. Psychedelics, disco biscuits, angel powders and young men."

-> interview with the vampire 02x05 || don't be afraid, just start the tape

[muirmarie]

Me: I joke about writing the same McCoy centric story over and over again in different ways

Me: and like. I love doing it and imma keep doing it because it makes me happy.

Me: but also. I do sometimes wonder if it's like. A little Much.

Me: like maybe I should branch out or something

Me: [reads another fundamental and extremely insulting misread of McCoy's character by someone who is clearly making a Choice to cast McCoy as the villain, because they have to get him out of the way of spirk, because they're too???? idk immature??? to realize that even when you're in a relationship with one person, other ppl can and SHOULD still be important to you]

Me: lmao I hope I AM too much actually!!!! I hope it is 100% obnoxious how much I love that doctor!!!!! Time to write more versions of the same story of McCoy being forced to realize that he is loved and cared for!!!!!!

Me: I KNOW MY NICHE AND IMMA DIE IN THAT NICHE, THANKS

[front-facing-pokemon]

[bullet-clubs-bitch]

Tumblr Girls

‘Don’t make fun of us Tumblr girls because we are the ones that will change you’

Matt Jackson X fem Reader

Main Masterlist Matt Jackson Masterlist

Word count: 515

I felt my stomach drop as I heard the words leave Matt’s lips “Hey, this is for all the chicks on Tumblr. I know what you’re doing” How the fuck did he know about that? I had been friends with the Elite for many many years and being a tumblr girlie myself I knew exactly what he was talking about. I had been using tumblr since its existence in 2007, around the same time I met Nick and Matt. I like many had spent years using it for ‘educational purposes’.  

I read the filthy fics about my friends in secret. Some made me laugh, others I used as a distraction. I used them to pretend. It was no secret that I had feelings towards Matt but of course he wanted nothing to do with me. Tumblr feeding into my delusions. I always made sure to keep it a secret, they didn’t need to know the rated r things that were said about them online. 

From what I thought they were oblivious, I guess I was wrong. How did he know? It bothered me. I felt like I had gotten caught. I kept thinking about it the whole night, not knowing how to approach Matt about the situation. 

After Matt and Nick’s match on rampage I thought it would be a good time to ask. I invited myself into their locker room and sat on the couch. Trying to figure out what exactly it was I was going to say. I guess Nick could feel the tension in the room because he made up a random excuse, leaving me and Matt in the room, alone. “How do you know?” I didn’t want the foreplay, I just got to the point. I needed to know. “Know what?” Matt replied, acting all innocent like he didn’t  know what I was referring to. “You know what I’m talking about Matthew” I told him with a bit of an unintentional edge in my voice. “I know everything sweetheart,” said Matt. 

This is worse than I initially thought. “Well Matthew, you shouldn't make fun of us Tumblr girls because we are the ones that will change you. Tumblr chicks are the best you will ever have” The words left my mouth in a seductive tone, growing closer to the Jackson that sat in front of me. By the time I finished talking I was right in front of him. Looking down I could see that my words affected him. The two of us never broke eye contact, only getting distracted when we heard Kenny’s entrance music around the arena. “You see Matt, he may be a god in the ring but I am a god in the sheets. I’ve learnt all my tips and tricks from Tumblr. You see I still don’t know how you know or more importantly how much you know but you should give us a try. You will never be the same” 

With that I left, I had almost made it out of the room when I heard Matt call out “How bout you show me then?” 

[bunnieroth]