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[i-am-trans-gwender]

If Tumblr existed in the 1880's Abraham Lincoln would have been a Tumblr Sexy Man.

[afyerarchive]

Doomscroll at 5:16 PM

(basically a vent poem)

Another exhausting day

another grade-jarring test

another surprise encounter

with someone who broke me

Another tension with my peer

another idea forgotten

another day of setbacks

just another monday,

just the water cycle.

[antifrragile]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUNGKOOK 💜🎂

[tezuze]

My three babies: Paomon, Xiaomon (just made yesterday), and Bosamon!

Been trying to do digibabies because I don't have the attention span for anything more detailed for practice. Who should I do next?? :3

[injuries-in-dust]

I didn't intend to turn this onto a hobby, but it looks like it's turning into a hobby.

Yet another old tumblr post that's been recycled onto another media platform.

I mean, they pretty much copied it word for word.

[ailurocide]

This is a genuine question that I’d like as many people to weigh in on as possible, especially if you’re a fan of ANY facet of my work. So if you’re able to/willing, please reblog! :)

Considering that Castel will be the ONLY pov character for Ailurocide’s canon books, sans bonus scenes or epilogues/prologues:

[nefarious-616-necromancer]

@disneysliceoflife

Okay, buddy, you called me out? You and 4 or 5 other blogs came on to my blog, and left horrible insulting comments on a bunch of pictures 😆

Which was the most childish thing to do in this particular situation 🤔 after leaving rude comments and blocking me 😕 you were the only one who responded and engaged me 🫠 you processed to tell me how my blog should be and what I needed to change immediately 🫨🤨🙃😃😆😂🤣 so I called you a jerkoff because you were being one. It's obvious that you and your friends are the TROLLS🧌 in this situation 🙄 I did not block you 🫢 I like how you throw bullshit into the story you came up with that only contains half of what actually happened. How's it going with having my blog taken down 😂🤣🤣🤣 not too good 🤔🫡😬😂🤣 pathetic jerkoff 🖕policing 🚔 Tumblr must be a big job 👌🤯😃😆🙃🤣🤣🤣

[zathalen]

I'm sorry I'm the villian, I'm not changing though.

[homeybadger]

To practice my writing, I decided to do a brief scene with two original characters I created. And now, ironically enough, I’ve found myself invested in where this storyline is headed. So, I’ve decided to do a quick poll to see if anyone would actually want to read my writing eventually. The goal is to have a feeling of “H.P. Lovecraft meets Fallout 4”

Here’s a brief snippet of the beginning:

[gemmadonatis]

oh hi tumblr returning after a long hiatus they ruined this hellsite when they made it basically impossible to get to somebody's desktop theme

[uchiha-namikaze-spawn]

Game Night

Fandom: Naruto.

Warning: Sexual innuendo.

Summary: It was supposed to be a calm game night and it was, that is, until Naruto traumatised his parents and in-laws for life.

 "Alright, let's play then." Mikoto said enthusiastically.

 "Right! Let's start!" Naruto stopped with hands on his hips. "There's only one rule: Madara is forbidden from playing for as long as I live."

 The others in the room stared at him confusedly as the Uchiha held back a collective laugh when Madara 'humph-ed'.

 "Why is that Naruto?" Minato asked cautiously.

 "Well-" He faced the kids in the room. "Well because we- last time we bet a lollipop. Whoever lost had to- to- lick one lollipop for one whole night."

 The kids got excited at the idea of candy while the adults sat static, until realization hit them.

 Oh. Lollipop.

 Mikoto and Minato had their faces drained from blood as Kushina gaped at the same time as Fugaku managed the worst grimace he could produce.

 "Needless to say Naruto lost." Neji said matter-of-factly, eating some popcorn before a pillow hit him in the face.

[afyerarchive]

am i spinning myself in circles, or is the earth spinning me?

[gunitnekoh]

Happy Christmas Adam, Tumblr!

[flaresanimedump]

OK SO Fukuzawa being EXTREMELY touchstarved when he meets Ranpo.

He was a total loner for years during the war, did nothing but kill people and hang out with gruff dudes who were afraid of him to boot. No friends and a mean nickname that signals he wasn't exactly popular before his breakup with Fukuchi. He barely notices he's starved because he has been for most of his life.

Enter Ranpo, who cannot seem to stop touching him. Clinging to his sleeves, asking to be carried, hugging him, curling up in bed with him - near-constant contact because Ranpo is also touchstarved but he was raised with a LOT of touch affection in his life until his parents died so he knows what to seek out and how to seek it.

Fukuzawa generally responds by holding very, very still and letting Ranpo do whatever he wants in the hopes that he won't stop.

Ranpo of course notices this and gets very handsy very fast, sliding his palms into Fukuzawa's yukata at night and waiting for Fukuzawa to relax again and settle in to the skin contact. Climbing into Fukuzawa's lap at random and wrapping his arms around Fukuzawa's neck while he does something else, just to be touching as much of Fukuzawa as possible.

Fukuzawa tends to agree with anything he says when he does it too so that's a major bonus.

Fukuzawa listing in a nice fuzzy headspace, drunk on Ranpo's touch, while Ranpo slips his fingers along Fukuzawa's neck and revels in the way he shivers. Loving every second of giving Fukuzawa what he wants even if it started out as Ranpo taking what he needed. Fukuzawa having no idea any of this is going on in Ranpo's head, he's just extremely comfortable and would rather they never move again.

[beaktheowl]

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