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[tenaciouschronicler]

September 22 23 2024 2009

God yesterdays Saturdays sound page was amazing!

Dave escaped the puppet pile muppet buttock mound making the baffling decision to bring it along the journey to the roof. After somenormal parkour he does an acrobatic fucking pirouette onto the fridge and armed with Lil Cal and a sword, he ascends.

Ignore the screen quality and behold the best sequence!

The color inversion as the light flashes. Seeing the swirling vortex from another perspective. Ugh, its just amazing. We see another shot of the city which is in an even worse state as the building ls rumble, one of them collapsing in the heat. Bros silouhette flashes again as he collects Lil Cal, but before we see the amazing strife the music is obviously building towards...

Hello random child, who are you?

x2 Double Psycheout Combo

Nevermind then, looks like our wayward vagabond has decided to join the narrative.

And they come pre equipped with arms!

As an aside, I noticed in these panels that they both have an pumpkin and a plant but just in opposite states. The pumpkin rotting instead of fresh and the plant just sprouting rather than fully grown. Granted neither of these last long if WV has anything to say about it, which they do surprisingly, eating them with no hesitation.

Things about WV that make them potentially not human:

pointy fingers

blunt teeth, comparable to livestock

rigid black carapace (like a crab?, neat!)

strange barcode of unknown origin

Whoever or whatever WV is at least we can rest assured they are not an imp, who are always described with allusions to oil so make me think of softer bodies. Though them being an antagonistic force is still up for debate. Captchalouge systems are also not common for WV, as they dont have one nor have heard of the notion. Other than that, WV seems to be exploring what they can in search of food and we are stuck here for the time being.

For some reason the narration in these panels seemed really off to me. It reads very formal which weve seen with Rose so I went back to compare the two and I think Ive got it.

WV does not have deeper thoughts or at least ones we are privy to. Each sentence seems shorter as do the paragraphs, more blunt in their descriptions. Except for the bit with the power source, everything we learn is incredibly vague. Im not sure what to think of it and maybe it will change as we interact more with WV but it's just something I noticed.

[awerzo]

Daughters of the Earth

(charcoal + digital)

Also here's a pic of all of the charcoal drawings that I made for this

[ghostprincessworld]

Headcanon that at some point, when they are like 27/28 Gauntwood goes on like a 1 month "vacation" without any of the staff. It will be nice to be truly alone together. They rent a cabin that is a bit isolated, not to far form markets and such.

However, they forgot to account for the fact that they don't know how to take care of themselves:

Day 1&2

Going alright, they brought a few meals with them. 

they are free to love each other openly in this private place, this place is beautiful and they love it!

except when they go to bed, they note that the bed had not been made that morning. This is never properly resolved. There are a few attempts to make it, but they resign themselves to a poorly made (mostly an unmade) bed

Day 3

Prepared meals are gone. they go to the market, They have a fun time.

Sidney has no doubts they can figure it out, Henry is like, "Have you ever cooked a chicken before?"Well, no, but I used to watch my mum do it when I was a kid," Henry has absolute faith in his husband because he's an idiot 

“So we just put it in the oven? The chicken and the veggies?" "Yeah that's how my mum did it!" (They are making roast potatoes, carrots, and chicken)

they didn't use any seasonings, butter, or oil, the chicken is overcooked, so dry and plain. The potatoes and carrots are too hard and burnt at the same time. 

"Sidney, I love you, but this is disgusting."

“No, you're right. If you stop loving me, I'll understand." 

they end up picking through it just eating the least inedible parts it's not a lot, and they eat a lot packaged snacks that night

Day 5 

Henry has a brilliant (terrible) idea, he's going to make them breakfast, eggs, and lamb sausage.

Sidney comes into the kitchen when there is smoke everywhere

they put out the smoke, and the (unseasoned) eggs are burnt to the pan.

"WHAT is going on!!!" "I was uhh... making breakfast..."Why did you cook it so long?" "Excuse me, I didn't want us to get salmonella!"

For dinner, they plan to make pasta. Together, this is going to be a team effort. Henry immediately puts the dry noodles in a pot and no water, Sidney stops him.

They call Maud, and she laughs at her useless brother and his husband but agrees to help

"Okay now you'll wanna add any veggies to the sauce" "veggies...?i didn't get any" "okay skip that, just add your seasonings" "seasonings?" "Okay... it gonna be a bit plain"

"Why are all noodles sticking together weird?" "Did you salt the water like I said?" "Oh..."

S: what if we heat the water up twice as hot , then we can cook the noodles half the time 

H: No, it will probably burn them

M: idiots you can't heat water past boiling

Pasta is plain, but edible

Other cooking mishaps:

Pasta take 2: no veggies again, goes way to hard on the seasonings, add like every single one, there is cinnamon in the pasta

Henry makes eggs(unseasoned) bacon and toast (only a little burnt)

"Henry, I love you so much, and this is so sweet, but I don't eat pork"

"Oh god! I knew that! The butcher was just looking at me, and I panicked. " Henry is about to cry

Sidney spends way too long slicing (mutilating) a loaf of bread with a meat knife

Cleaning

By day 3 all of their clothes are wrinkled because they don't know how to iron and they didn't pack them well

It fine they are mostly being seen by just each other, but it makes them feel icky

At the market a woman is looking at henry, and he get insecure and just tells her unprompted that his wife is too sick to iron

By 2 weeks in they have no clean clothes

S: What if we just sent it all to the dry cleaner

H: You wanna send our underwear to the dry cleaners? No we are supposed to be learning this, we are living a simple life

S: What if we were just naked from now on

Back on the phone with Maud, they learn how to wash clothes. They have pasta stained clothes they can't fix. Clothes are wearable again, still wrinkly :(

They wash no dishes for the first 4 days, it's a terrible mess. It takes 15 min to scrub the burnt pan because they didn't realise they can soak the bad dishes

The whole place is a bit dusty by the end

Fun stuff

There is a lake on the property and they go skinny dipping

They fish (and successfully cook it over a fire)

Stargaze: “hey did you that constellation [insert greek info dump]” nerd

Ellwood convinces Gaunt to dance with him

They play card games

They get to be domestic without any prying eyes

Overall, they had a great time! They picked up some novice-level skills along the way and, despite the chaos, they’d be willing to try this again in the future (and they do). When they get back they are this close to kissing Luis on the mouth.

[socially-awkward-skeleton]

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[wintuvern]

TW FLASHING

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jadaxap Is it controversial to say this is her best film?

Don't get me wrong, I'm excited to see her in Claire White's new rom-com, but the horror and thriller genres belong to HER.

...

v.aniflms: no but the fact that it wasn't the house that was haunted but herself!! Like she never stood a chance.

↳ jadaxap: Honestly my jaw DROPPED when I realised that. Like even at the end, we don't know where she was.

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[elegyofthemoon]

question: is anyone having the trouble of tumblr eating your tags or is tumblr just being glitchy for me?

i wrote a post just a bit ago and wanted to ramble more on the post in the tags but when i went back to edit the tags, i saw half of the tags were GONE. so i tried to retag everything i remembered but even after i saved, the tags would still be eaten its kinda :/

[sunn-mechanic]

where did my post go ;-;

[synthshenanigans]

another doodle page (tw for blood tho its not much)

Tumblr will prolly crunch it so close ups are below (i just hope it dont crunch thos too lol)

[mothslimes]

hate having interests hate hate hate

[phagodyke]

homemade apple crumble (<- with fresh apples from my mums garden that she gave me to take back w me) + a smidge of pistachio ice cream (not homemade. sorry) yall wish u were me rn

[hamadacare-xoxo]

Look at him-

he's so gorgeous and so cute. this frame isn't given much acknowledgement and that on its own is a crime 😭

[rubyklaasje]

i hate that i hate the fic now BAHAHAHA

[derrypubliclibrary]

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[carnageacorn]

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actually in this space im going to say. in one scene early in infinite jest two brothers are talking about the way their mom has acted after their father's suicide. the first brother asks if she's even sad he's dead. and the other says: there are 2 ways to make a flag be half-mast. you can lower the flag halfway, or you can double the height of the pole. he says: she's plenty sad, i bet. anyway that bit has fundamentally changed the way i think about displays of grief.

[moonlitlex]

deleting my long post to rephrase it to this: some of yalls reactions to the club thing is immediately shut down something you've never experienced and have a lot of misconceptions about (like i've seen multiple people say they've never been to the club because they don't do fun things like have themes). and i think. you should be more open to new experiences. you don't have to like the club or even really go to the club but shutting down the idea of doing a whole category of activity without ever trying it is just going to shut you off from experiencing new and potentially enjoyable things.

and this also happens like. pretty much every time a "you should do this thing that i think is fun" post starts making the rounds it becomes about how it's soooooo unreasonable to expect the mostly adult userbase of this website to try new things and be open to new experiences just because people on here have social anxiety or sensory issues or xyz other thing that makes it harder to do some things.

but they also have this extremely strong aversion to experiencing anything unpleasant at all. like i've seen people on that post talk about how they can't watch tv where characters die because it's upsetting. but the thing is if you never experience things that are unpleasant you are going to be that same person forever.

like it fucking sucks to hear for me to this day but the only way you can get over your social anxiety is by doing things that cause that anxiety. and you should never be forced to do them. you should choose to. but you have to do them or the anxiety will literally just get worse forever. do it scared. do it alone. do it while crying, even. but do it. i used to burst into tears at the idea of going up to a cashier to pay for my stuff. and i don't anymore because i did it scared and alone and while feeling like i was going to pass out.

this isn't really about the club. it's about the way people on here react to literally any post that says something along the lines of "you should do stuff"

[feistyvampire]

“Why do I always have bad luck getting caught up in rain?” He’s just rushing back inside finally, drenched and feeling a chill coming on already. Ugh, how is he supposed to go to sleep like this?