#tubi is great

[bi-astolfo]

Finally started watching Columbo and it’s actually great. I didn’t expect to like it considering it takes the whole whodunnit aspect out. Even the whydunnit or any other “dunnits” are pretty much laid out before the titular character even shows up. But it’s quite interesting, thanks in no small part to Columbo’s charm.

Side note: I didn’t expect Peter Falk to be so attractive. Like, the pictures floating around come from later seasons where he’s got major dilf vibes but he’s just as handsome on episode one.

Anyway, it’s free to watch on tubi. Only thing it’ll cost is time, considering the length of the episodes. More like movies…

[zxal]

inspired by your recent asterposting: my favorite GX moment is when aster takes a phone call and jaden, the fucking teenager almost the same age as him, goes on a spiel about how kids these days are addicted to phones. (i don't know if this was kept in the dub but i hope it is)

Not exactly the same but dub Jaden has this "you were a crazy kid like him last year" line that I think is really funny. Bro is a sophomore.

[p4nishers]

i need content of codywan that just started working together like the first few months where their dynamic is cody barely resisting the urge to strangle his general and obi wan being like. already fucking head over heels for him.

like cody was expecting someone highly impressive based on his records so he obviously is excited to work with him cause his batchmates already met him on kamino and genosis and they all liked him which was, looking back, probably a prank on codys sanity and his bastard gremlin vode were absulately dying laughing at him. anyway so he obviously has high expectations and then this slutty "hello there" mf turns up with no self-preservation whatsoever, a feral demon child of a padawan, half the republic tailing him for every bullshit imaginable and beef with EVERY SINGLE SITH EVER???? WHICH HE SOLVES BY ???? FUCKING FLIRTING WITH THEM????? so you can imagine codys not having a great time.

meanwhile, obi wan daydreams about cody constantly. draws up their wedding invitations before even meeting him. praises him every opportunity he gets. kicks his feet and giggles about codys sarcastic comments ABOUT HIM while being in a room with CODY. stops talking in the middle of his sentence when he spots cody across the room and waves at him with the biggest smile possible. sets up regular sparring practices with the vode just so he MIGHT have an opportunity to be close to cody. labels the time when cody accidentally fell on him because of an explosion and touched his lips for 0.00001 milliseconds as their first kiss and gossips about it to quinlan. calls bant regularly to update her on everything cody does ever. buys every kind of tea and caf he can afford as an excuse to talk to cody and go into his courters. flirts with cody 24/7 and blushes tomato red when cody smirks at him and thinks about it so much he constantly walks into walls and tables and chairs and shinies and. breaks a table after cody stubs his toe into it. passes the fuck out when cody carries him this one (1) time, not bc of blood loss or anything simply too much attraction. constantly searches the force for codys signature even when they're not in the same system. calls him disgustingly sappy petnames in every other sentence. corners all of codys batchmates and asks thousands of questions about cody bc he cannot get them out of the man for the life of him and yes, wolffe, he absulately will die without knowing codys favorite color what kind of question is that. cody smiles once a month and obi wan thanks him everytime. cody hands him back his lightsaber for the first time and he proposes, loudly, cody ignores him completely and walks away. convinces anakin and ahsoka to drop "subtle" hints that he would be a good husband.

and everyone around them is having the time of their life watching codys right eye twitch whenever he's in a room with kenobi long enough while the man himself doesn't take his eyes off the commander during the entire 4 hour meeting and blushes everytime cody looks at him without a fail. cody barely refrains from throwing his datapad at his general when he suggests some self-sacrificing bullshit again.

it's truly like:

obi wan, beaming and eyes possibly gleaming with adoration: hello there, cody. how are you today?

cody, grinding his teeth together: fine, sir. wanted to talk to you about this report cause it's seems to be mistaken. surely, you're not thinking of blowing yourself up just so that TWO man, who are not even in any immediate danger whatsoever, can escape. right?

obi wan, brightening even further bc he loves their daily "banter": oh but of course, my dear, they're valuable men and anyway, i promised anakin he'd get to use the explosives this time.

cody, right eye starting to twitch horribly: right, of course, stupid of me to ask. one more thing, general, you wouldn't decommission me for anything i do, would you, sir ?

obi wan: what– darling, of course not. why would you–

cody: alright then [punches obi wan then walks away]

obi wan:

obi wan: i'm so in love with that man.

it's said that to this day obi wan still giggles in the most inappropriate times about that punch because cody was SO HANDSOME YOU DONT GET IT MACE THE LIGHT HIT HIM JUST RIGHT AND–

anyway codys hatred lasts till obi wan saves rex by putting himself in danger and when they get back, both bruised and bloody but amazingly alive and obi wan smiles at him like he always does with rex draped across his scarred shoulder, something in cody just settles and thinks. oh. oh. so this is what bly was talking about.

[istherewifiinhell]

i dont have anything to say for myself its just my niche okay. warning for both the volume AND. unique. auditory experience of g1 lmao.

[VD: G1 transfromers clip, of a Megatron and Starscream altercation

Outside, dark, lightening strikes. Soundwave turns off some audible signal, and it begins raining. Megatron: here are your orders Thundercracker, I- Starscream: What is your excuse Megatron! You let the enemy GET AWAY! You- [Megatron knocks him to the ground] Ouf Megatron walks over and pick him up by the throat, Starscream coughs, and is grabbing at his hand: Cross me again Starscream and I'll reduce you to titanium fragments. Starscream struggling Megatron tightens his grip, scrabbling at Megatron's hand: But we had the Autobots disoriented. We could have eliminated them. Cut wide, their standing close, Starscream still being choked. Megatron: We'll do that at our leisure. When are more important work is done! [He throws Starscream to the ground] Low angle, up at Megatron, lightening strikes behind him. He points down, hand large in frame: You have had the only warring I intend to give. [He gestures to himself and then points back down] Starscream scowls. Decepticon badge bummer.

well thats a lie but we can forgive him cause i assume this moment cursed his dick...

anyway i have more formats of this scene below cause i got excited :D

[Gif of when Megatron is choking Starscream, from above. Specifically the moment where he pushes Starscream back and tightens his grip. Starscream's head tips back and he makes some interesting faces, hands struggling. END]

ID: Four frames of the choking, the different faces Starscream makes. 1. Snarling mouth shape. 2. Distress/pout? 3. Mouth wide open, head tipped back. 4. Eyes bulging as hes really getting choked. END

yay yippee yay <3

[ID: The two instances of Megatron pointing downward, slightly different body positions and hand gesture. 1. Squared shoulders, hands less downwards. 2. Shoulders angled, hand larger/more central. END]

to add to the great library of megatron (or galv) interacting directly with the viewer

[ashenberry]

I think it’s so funny that garmadon was like despite being fucked up and evil I don’t want you to be fucked up and evil my son so that’s why I was a deadbeat dad <3 sorry. and then his mom dropped him off at fucked up and evil school for young boys

[f4kef4ngs]

sorry im having an oversharing night but i want to be a haunter so bad. if you don't know what I mean I'm talking about the haunt community. people like scare actors, haunted house runners, and even just people who have a lot of decorations and props and do up their house every year for the neighborhood to enjoy. Halloween is my favorite day of the year and all things scary and spooky and ghastly are like my main thing. if someday I could ever afford to just do a home haunt I'd be so happy. my holy grail piece would be spazm from morbid enterprises, more publicly known as the thing from the russian sleep experiment (if you didn't know that picture is just a foam animatronic with heavy filters!) but he's super hard to come by and worth a loooot of money since he's so iconic and morbid enterpises went under quite some time ago. I just want to be known for creating some good scary fun and creating something that involves my love for horror, animatronics, and halloween

[andfangs]

"i just love when blood"

[yemme]

'Netflix or Tubi'

[ghostsinthecellar]

hm. don't like that cancelling our streaming services feels like a major loss. very silly way to feel.

[z3r0-c001]

both the tumblr and duolingo icons are melting and the episodes of the show I've been watching with a friend today were heavily body melting themed. taking this as a sign to dig into melt movies. i doubt any will be better than mermaid in a manhole but hey let's see

[cosmicrhetoric]

watching xena warrior princess season 1 finale "Is There a Doctor in the House?" at 10 pm on a monday cause im doing GREAT

[splathousefiction]

IT CAME FROM TUBI: THE GREAT SATAN is live for everyone

[ehgood-enough]

I was scrolling through Tubi and well obviously I had to watch switchblade sisters

I know I know

I really love the low budget 70s exploitation films. They’re like crack to me

Switchblade sisters was exactly what I was expecting and I did enjoy it. Only complaint was maybe the soundtrack was a bit lacking

It was so cheesy and ridiculous. The thing with this genre is they could come up with the stupidest idea and because the whole movie was already over the top it works

[sleevebuscemii]

movie night…please recommend me something very emotional

[helleanorlance]

One thing about me is that I LOVE watching an Agatha Christie adaptation. Any Agatha Christie adaptation. I definitely have favorites and ones that I don’t really like (cough cough, Kenneth Branagh). But overall I just really enjoy the vibe. I think we need at least one new one every month.

Also I just watched The Mirror Crack’d with Angela Lansbury as Miss Marple and I was like oh. This was very clearly the inspiration for Murder, She Wrote.

[jenniferhills]

If you like horror/thriller movies I have a list I could recommend if you want?

oh my god I just saw this I’m so sorry 😭😭 but ooh I would love to see it if you’re willing to share!!!

I love loveee horror and horror/thriller movies and I’m always looking for more to watch !! Tubi has been my go-to for horror lately bc their selection is both incredibly random and incredibly good lol but I’d love to hear some of your recommendations if you’re willing to share them!! 💜💜