#tubbo has the patience of a saint

[slowburning-dumpsterfire]

you all gotta stop commenting on the dream situation, I can’t like all of your posts making fun of that fucking idiot

[x0blue]

MAYBE IF YOU WATCHED THE FULL FUCKING VIDEO AND STOPPED SKIPPING THROUGH THE VIDEO MAYBE JUST MAYBE YOU WOULD GET THE FUCKING CONTEXT??????

[confusedsplagebbi]

It is my sincere hope that tubbo takes time to do something that he actually enjoys for like a full year. That poor man has suffered way too much and has the absolute patience of a saint. I feel so sorry he went through this shit

[nitemurr]

Tubbo has the patience of a saint i could never put up with his green ass yapping bullshit

[dykelectric]

im watching the vod of tubbo talking to dream and he’s actually pissing me off SO BAD. tubbo has the patience of a SAINT my lord

[dykecubes]

missing tubbo’s stream rn but from what I gather tubbo has the patience of a saint, even kwite wanted to be on dreams side because he could sympathize him and he still ended his stream saying “I fucking hate this guy”

[calciumcryptid]

Calci what is going on with Dream I only know that he's crashing out, what is happening

Floof, I have aged so much-

Okay, so- *wheezes*

Tommyinnit, who was on the DSMP, on a podcast said he didn't like interacting with a (separate) content creator and said that when he was younger (sixteen) he wrote in his diary to never anger Dream because it wasn't worth it.

Another content creator called Tommyinnit fans cringe, which Tommyinnit responded something about that content creator being a Trump Supporter.

Out of nowhere, Dream posted an image where he called Tommy's entire fan base the r slur. He got rightfully called out for it, and started to crash out where he made a three hour stream where he put his little Minecraft avatar in a detective outfit, called himself detective Dream, and started hurling accusations around and doing everything besides address the r slur.

Tubbo, who was on the DSMP, talked about it and in the middle of talking about it Tommy dropped a five minute video essentially saying he blocked Dream, doesn't like Dream or his friends, and encouraged Dream to put the phone down and go to therapy.

Dream made a response video. Tubbo made a video about that video and invited Dream to talk about it, so now they are in an ongoing livestream at the moment about it where Dream is being a dumbass and Tubbo has more patience than a saint.

The cherry on top is all the content creators who were on the DSMP or have interacted with Dream in any capacity are in Tubbo's chat including Dream's closest friend Sapnap.

Obviously, there is a lot more to this (including decades long feuds and DSMP drama and other content creator drama) but that is about the short version as I can give you.

[dorianwolfforest]

tubbo has the patience of a saint i wouldve started pulling death threats atp

[koreanbibliophilegirl]

(Part 2 of incorrect quotes for my dsmp superpower AU ig)

Also forgot to mention last time, I got half the quotes on this post & ALL of the ones on the post you're currently reading from ScatterPatter's Incorrect Quotes Generator!

Welp yeah that's all, uhhhhhhh enjoy??

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Punz: Where are you going?

Purpled: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there.

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Tommy: What the f*ck is wrong with you?!

Wilbur: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.

Tommy: Good morning. What the f*ck is wrong with you?!

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Tommy: Must be hard not being able to laugh.

Techno: I do have a sense of humor you know.

Tommy: I've never heard you laugh before.

Techno: I've never heard you say anything funny.

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Eret: Go to Hell.

Ant, tearing up: I wish I could.

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(A younger Phil and teenage Techno talking)

Phil: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.

Techno: Oh, you've been?

Phil: Once. In Monopoly.

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Eret: God, give me patience.

Ant: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Eret: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

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Skeppy: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Bad: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Skeppy: Absolutely not.

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Eret: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Tina: ?? I think you mean cards?

Foolish: No, she does not.

Eret, pulling out knives: I do not.

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Purpled: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside.

Quackity:

Quackity: Purpled, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front gate entrance path...

Purpled: (Sips coffee from bowl)

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Wilbur: Am I going too far?

Techno: No, no, no. You went too far about seven years ago. Now you're going to prison.

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Tommy: You f*ckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Techno, not looking up from his book: Spear.

Tommy: BLOCKED.

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Wilbur: You're right.

Techno: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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Purpled: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Tommy: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Purpled: No! Four to five seconds!

Tommy: Too late!!!

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Techno: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.

Phil: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

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Dream: Someone will die.

Sapnap: Of fun!

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Niki: How many kids do you have?

Phil: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

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Hannah: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you.

Sam: 10 times 0 is still 0 though.

Hannah: Joke's on you, I can't do math.

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Ranboo: Do you take constructive criticism?

Purpled: I only take cash or credit.

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Wilbur: So that's my plan.

Kristin: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.

Wilbur: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Kristin: It f*cking sucks.

Wilbur: That's not constructive criticism.

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Niki: I prevented a murder today.

Puffy: Really? How'd you do that?

Niki: self control.

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Hannah: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I've killed anybody. I'm not an arsonist. I've never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Sam: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

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Techno: We need a distraction.

Phil: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Clingyduo, whispering: Our time has come.

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Ranboo: What time is it?

Tommy: I don't know, pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out.

Tommy: (Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune)

Jack: WHO THE F*CK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING?!

Ranboo:

Tommy: It’s 2 A.M.

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Tubbo: What do you think Eryn and Aimsey will do for a distraction?

Ranboo: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

(Building explodes and several car alarms go off)

Ranboo: ... Or they could do that.

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Hannah, trying to ask Tina out: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Connor, hanging upside down from the ceiling: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

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[Part 1] [Part 3]

[sp-ud]

Tubbo has the patience of a saint

Can we move on from the sexism. We aren't getting anywhere on this topic plesdeeeeee

[lazarusstumbles]

Any small inconvenience:

95% of the Dream SMP, especially SBI, Tubbo, Fundy, Quackity, and Ranboo: PHILLLL

[x0blue]

my honest reaction to dream and tubbo talking.

[cgogs]

no because Pause. if MY husband died and left me a single parent with no source of income no insurance and his sheet ghost ass started fucking with MY property rights, giving away MY house? c!tubbo has the patience of a saint i would have exorcised that motherfucker

[thecownamedcat]

Tubbo has the patiences of a saint while dream say nothing

Already gish galloping

[youbutstupid]

Rating GeorgeNotFound’s friendship with each Dream Smp member (well...most) because I love his dynamic with everyone

Dream: This doesn’t need a rating whatsoever. They’re practically family at this point, being in eachother’s presence is their default and it has gotten to a point where no matter how much they argue or disagree, they will always be in eachother’s lives because they’d be lost if they weren’t.

Sapnap: Again, doesn’t need a rating. The brother dynamic he has with George is *chefs kiss* beautiful. They can never go a day without arguing but neither of them take it to heart because again, they’re drawn to eachother and can’t do a single day without being in eachother’s presence. They’re very protective of eachother, Sapnap just is more obvious about it.

BBH: 1000/10 Wholesome friendship, they clearly care a lot about eachother and BBH is a lot slower to yell at George/get annoyed at him than he is for Sapnap and Dream. He sort of sees George as like a little brother who he needs to protect, putting up with his antics with the patience of a SAINT. George clearly is more protective over BBH, his teasing is a lot more lighthearted then it is with anyone else and a lot more harmless.

Quackity: 100000/10 YES! BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP! I literally could not tell you how this friendship started if I tried, I’m pretty sure we all just woke up one day and they decided to be best friends and I accept that. Quackity brings out a side to George that we never really got to see until a few months ago, and in doing that George is beginning to become a lot more confident even when Quackity isn’t around. Plus, it took an emergency for Karl to get George’s number, five years for Sapnap to get it and all Quackity had to do was MEOW

Ponk: 50/10 (Idk what the rating system is at this point shut up) We never really get to see this friendship live, but I think that’s one of the things that makes it more wholesome; the fact that they’re not just playing it up for the camera, it’s more genuine. We know that Ponk and George went to Winter Wonderland together last year where Ponk took adorable videos of George and George bought Ponk his Supreme mask that ended up going onto his MC skin. Incredible friendship, would love to see more

Karl: 47.5/10 Karl really brings George out of his shell and the biggest example of this is MCC11. In every other MCC before that, George has been so quiet, especially with Dream and Sapnap because he’s a lot less competitive than them. MCC 11 I think is the first time we had seen George be confident and that is largely due to Karl making it less tense and more lighthearted.

Wilbur: 100/10 Probably the only person George will flirt back with without hesitation. He reciprocates everything Wilbur tells him and doesn’t seem phased by it whatsoever which just shows how comfortable they are with eachother. MCC 12 was immaculate because of this dynamic.

Sam: 30/10 YES, he babies George with no hesitation and has so much patience for when George and Sapnap are fighting. He is so willingly there for George whenever he needs it and the dynamic is just beautiful.

Tommy: 40/10 Hillarious. Tommy and George have this dynamic where it’s like George is the family friend of SBI that Tommy just terrors the entire time and George just accepts it. George will terrorise Tommy back sometimes and it’s so funny to watch

Tubbo: 35/10 George has a lot more patience for Tubbo than he does for Tommy and you can tell he is a lot more apprehensive about teasing him. Their dynamic is mainly Tubbo teasing George and George just going with it innocently because everyone loves Tubbo

Philza: 20/10 (please idk what these ratings mean) Phil is literally the dad who treats their kids’ friends as their own children and I love it. They’d never really spoken before MCC 12 but Phil still became an exasperated dad towards George and his weird conversation topics towards Wilbur. Plus whenever George wants anything, Phil is the first to try and get it for him e.g. the tomato to throw at Dream.

Fundy: 25/10 We haven’t seen much but what we have seen is *chefs kiss* like that chess game and the whole situation with the glitch was incredible and George’s exasperated ‘you’re so annoying’ was peak friendship.

Ranboo: 30/10 Ranboo barely even knew George and instantly took roasting him into his stride, their dynamic is so fun to watch

Ninja: infinity/10 I mean they’re married

Eret: 20/10 Not many interactions but the ones they have had have been very comfortable with eachother, not afraid to joke around

Techno: 25/10 Very confusing, they’ve spoken like three times yet in those three times they’ve acted like cousins who are meeting up again for the first time in a while. They tease eachother a lot and it’s obvious they’re making no effort to impress eachother as they already know where they stand

Callahan: 1000/10 YES YES YES Wholesome duo. When online Callahan is instantly drawn to George and George is more than happy to hang out with him and let Callahan take part in whatever project he has going on. George is very relaxed in Callahan’s presence and they have such a cute and fun dynamic

Punz: 40/10 They literally fight like family in the best way and Punz is very protective over George which I love. He has a lot of patience for the Dream Team’s antics and he is more than happy to help them out throughout it all

Antfrost: 30/10 Despite all the manhunts, I haven’t seen them interract as much as others however the interactions they do have are very relaxed. George has a lot more patience for Ant then he does for the other hunters and Ant is the only hunter who will happily wait up for George in a manhunt when George has fallen or is behind or has gotten distracted (again)

Skeppy: 20/10 We never get to see them interract that much despite George being in a lot of Skeppy’s videos, however they seem to have a friendly banter going on and their fake annoyance at eachother during escape rooms is so funny to watch

Schlatt: 15/10 Not that many interactions however the ones they have had have been very funny and have mainly consisted of them teaming up to bully Quackity

If you have any other favourite George friendships that I haven’t included then comment below :)

[tatertotcosmonaut]

I think we as the audience often forget how much of a privilege we have. That we are in a constant state of dramatic irony.

We know what goes on, we know everything-

Yet the character's do not. The people playing the characters have to write the story and the characters in a way that makes sense to their character.

I keep seeing people say that Technoblade is manipulating Tommy and intentionally forcing Tommy and Tubbo apart (as in this stream Techno expressed to Tommy that Tubbo doesn't really seem like a good friend-).

And I just don't agree with that analysis.

You have to think about what Techno has seen so far when it comes to Tubbo from his point of view.

Techno was in retirement and has only heard things by word for a majority of the rise of New L'manburg.

He heard that Tommy was exiled by Tubbo because of what he did. He went to go visit Tommy-

Tommy told him that Tubbo did not visit him.

Tubbo has also literally attacked him and attempted to execute him (after he said he didn't want this to end in violence).

We as the audience may know Tubbo isn't truly a bad friend, but Techno doesn't know that. From a he knows, Tubbo has done nothing but abandon Tommy and attempted to kill him.

He is the enemy.

Techno has been a voice of reason during Tommy's time there. Constantly reminding him that Dream is not his friend and that Dream will hurt him and has been hurting him. Although Techno may not admit it, the two have definitely bonded with each other, not Philza level, but not simple "partners with mutual benefits level".

During the confrontation, Techno was a pillar of support. He egged Tommy on and knocked Dream down to nothing but a laughing stock, to make confronting Dream and standing up to him much less intimidating.

Techno may express annoyance, but this man has the patience of a saint when it comes to Tommy. Remember when Tommy and him went to L'manburg for the first time? Techno let Tommy walk around like an excited kid the whole time. Techno has given gifts to him, and even went through the work of enchanting and naming a helmet for him.

Techno has even said that "most things don't heam in a day Tommy" and noticed trauma behaviors, but not making fun of him for it. He actively gets worried when Tommy wanders off, and says that it's okay to not go back to Logstedshire. He listens to Tommy when he expresses his fear of meeting Tubbo, and even says that he can stay back if he wants.

"We are simply partners with each other. Each trying to accomplish something"- Yeah sure Techno. Just admit you've grown attached to your friend's son.