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If techno was alive he'd have logged on while jack and Tommy were having their emotional moment, waited for the shock to wear off, said 'technoblade' in chat and then logged off

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they shoulda let him say “i get lesbians” in the movie

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guys can i be so forreal. cishet c!wilbur is really funny

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They are SOOO DIVORCED THIS SEASON

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oh my god he fucking killed him

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So Sam was being normal on stream again talking about the enemies-to-lovers arc between c!Sam and c!Dream for season 2. He and Dream supposedly had already pre-recorded half of the content. Sam then talked about how c!awesamdream is obviously canon and that he kept c!Dream in prison to smooch him.

Transcription below the cut.

SAM: I miss role-playing with Dream in the prison. The best was the offline role-playing that we did. You guys, like, do know that I'm like... not joking though, right? We did, like, we did do that offline quite a bit. *reading chat* “I'm sure the best was offline.” *laughs*

*reading chat* “To be honest, the Warden character you played almost freaks me out a little bit. You did it so well though.” I think that was kind of the idea behind the Warden character. He was supposed to be like a bit intimidating.

*reading chat* “Ah, the good old days.” Yeah, I'm really sad that we, like, we've kind of decided not to do our season 2 plan. The enemies-to-lovers arc that we wrote. We actually wrote the whole thing. We even like recorded like, you know, half the role play. Like the— you know, the actual like lore, like stream that we were gonna do? We already recorded like half of that. We just, you know, we’re just probably not gonna end up using it. Probably’ll just be lost to the void but... You know, it is what it is.

We just— we figured that we may as well just get ahead of that and like record that. You know, off-stream. So we could have it, like, ready to go when we did the next season, but... You know, it just wasn't needed. Ended up not really being a thing that like we needed, you know?

*reading chat* “How much can we bribe you with to give us the content?” Nah, that's okay. I mean, it's like, you know, we were really like kind of thinking ahead. Like pre-recording it. *reading chat* “You can't just say that and move on sir.” What do you mean? I'm— I'm moving on. What else you want me to say? We just— we were just doing a little pre-recording, bro, like... What's the problem with doing pre-recording?

it made—it was gonna make it like 10 times faster to, like, put out the lore for you guys on the server if we pre-recorded it, so. That was like the— that was the plan.

*reading chat* “Whatever happened to Dream’s lore video that you guys did?” I didn't have the recording, ask Dream. What did ever happen with that though? I would also like to know. Somebody ask him.

*reading chat* “Dream said the audio got corrupted, but I think it's because he didn't want to reveal him and the Warden had several dates.” I don't want to confirm or deny anything, you know, but... There may have been some— some— some date— some date that happened in the— in the recording session. You know, I don't want to leak but...

*reading chat* “What is this?” This is me just being dumb. I don't know. Like, trolling, but it, like— It did go down like that, though, to be fair. *reading chat* “Awesamdream canon is wild.” I’m dead. “Canon now, no take-backsies.” I mean, I don't care if it's canon. Bro’s handsome.

*reading chat* “Someone said ‘a day with an axe maybe’, I'm dying trying not to laugh.” Oh, yeah, there were axes involved for sure. Didn't make it less fun though. I mean, if anything. *reading chat* “Dream said a chair was involved, too.” There were chairs.

*reading chat* “Also Sam, what's this I hear about c!awesamdream being canon?” Oh, but it is canon, to be fair. *reading chat* “So that's why you kept Dream in prison, just ‘cause you wanted to smooch him endlessly.” Whoa. True. True.

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First Mumbo Jumbo heat post then Mumbo Jumbo glowing with his pregnancy post. And now? So many new baby Grumbots, healthy and ready to kill people. The Grumbo reproductive cycle is complete <3

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Bargaining.

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Foolish: CHOKE ME! CHOKE ME!!!

Tubbo: Dude, is this toxic yaoi? 🤨🏳️‍🌈

Phil: Oh my god– [Laughs] Doomed yaoi I think is the word, like... Foolish is gonna die, or this guard is gonna die.

Tubbo: Dude, one of these two is gonna die.

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it's november 16th and my best friend brought up my tweet from 4 years ago where i said that if anyone was overwhelmed by what was happening on the dsmp they could go watch phil because he made sure he would have a chill stream that day and oh this did not age well LMAOOO whenever i see this i just have to laugh

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most underrated and genuinely hilarious part of the DSMP lore was when bad founded the badlands and they decided that they would just side with whoever was winning which led to techno being extremely confused as to why there were people on his side when he started spawning in withers to kill everyone

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That’s not how slurs work but not like genocide supporters give a shit.

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WE WON WE FUCKING WON

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