confusedsplagebbi
confusedsplagebbi
definitely a real human being
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"our bond goes deeper than the silly string that ties us together" @ConfusedSplagebbi on ao3, I post sometimes she/her but they/them's ok too, just pick one
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confusedsplagebbi · 6 hours ago
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Why does tesco run a hunger games
And why dies that actually aound british as fuck
U pop down to the big tesco and find a hunger games going on
@thing-offical
Ooc hey I'm irish, we have superior tescos to them on the other island
I run it for the craic
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confusedsplagebbi · 14 hours ago
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I sing songs from epic the musical when I'm on the treadmill at home
@flesh-eating-squeegee @love-giveme-love-giveme-love @friedmagazinebouquet @notstarcey @finishlinefailure
TELL ME A CURIOSITY ABOUT YOURSELF. NOTHING DISTURBING OR GLOOMY. SOMETHING SILLY LIKE YOU HAVE BRACES OR YOU HAVE A TATTOO OF YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER
I have a lot of bridge in my feet, I walk silly and I'm not a good athlete for that lol
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And tag your mutuals!
@agoodpretender, @angiem03, @tiberious-possum, @fukitche
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confusedsplagebbi · 15 hours ago
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Handy dandy list of tone tags - Tone tags are used to indicate tone through message, mostly used by/for neurodiverse people who struggle to tell the intentions behind text. /Info
Yes, I am and will be annoying. That is my purpose. /Hj /lh
/a & /aff —> affectionate
/c —> copypasta
/edu —> educating
/f —> fake
/gen —> genuine
/genq —> genuine question
/h & /hb —> hyperbole
/hj —> half joking
/ij —> inside joke
/info —> information
/j —> joking
/l & /lyr —> lyrics
/lh —> lighthearted
/li —> literal
/lu —> little upset
/m —> metaphorical
/nav —> not a vent
/nbh —> nobody here
/neg —> negative
/neu —> neutral
/nf —> not forcing
/nfta —> not forced to answer
/nm —> not mad
/npa —> not passive aggressive
/nr —> not rude
/nsrs —> not serious
/nx —> not sexual / no sexual intent
/p —> platonic
/pa —> passive aggressive
/pos —> positive
/s —> sarcastic
/srs —> serious
/silly —> silly
/t —> teasing
/q —> quote
/r —> romantic
/ref —> reference
/rh & /rt —> rhetorical
/x —> sexual / sexual intent
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confusedsplagebbi · 16 hours ago
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since the teens brought back scene fashion without bringing back skinny jeans they've reinvented L death note
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confusedsplagebbi · 20 hours ago
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confusedsplagebbi · 1 day ago
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GAMBLING
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bet30
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confusedsplagebbi · 1 day ago
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I am making so many “hey mutuals!” posts but this one is serious and it applies to everyone who sees this post actually. PLEASE REBLOG.
I just had to block someone with this flag as their pfp -
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For those who don’t know, this is the MAP pride flag. This flag represents pedophiles.
Please reblog so people know that they are not welcome anywhere. Mutuals I BETTER see y’all reblogging this
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confusedsplagebbi · 1 day ago
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confusedsplagebbi · 2 days ago
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apparently you have to be 14 to legally ride an electric bike which i didn't realise but it does explain why it's so hard to find small electric bikes. however since some people are no taller at 30 than others were at 12 it is still unfair that the vast majority of electric bikes are designed for people five foot five and over
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confusedsplagebbi · 2 days ago
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Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.
Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.
(If you have zero idea about the name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)
(Six months ago, I did a version of this poll with about five hundred options on the spinner wheel. For this one, I more than doubled it.)
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confusedsplagebbi · 2 days ago
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I’m not trying to hurt random assholes feelings. careless driving has a body count. a really fucking high one.
“don’t mandate safe driving” are you pure evil perhaps? do you use newborn babies as football practice? what the fuck is wrong with you
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confusedsplagebbi · 3 days ago
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my opinion on the current porn ban is that it benefits the state to have its people filled with shame. they want you to be ashamed of yourself and they want you to hurt others who aren't ashamed of themselves. these changes will not benefit the marginalized
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confusedsplagebbi · 3 days ago
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A not insignificant number of things were named that way because outsiders came in and said “what do you call this” and the locals misunderstood the scope of what they were asking and said something like “that thing you’re pointing at? this is a rock.” and the outsiders were like “got it. Your entire country is called ‘this is a rock’”
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confusedsplagebbi · 3 days ago
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A not insignificant number of things were named that way because outsiders came in and said “what do you call this” and the locals misunderstood the scope of what they were asking and said something like “that thing you’re pointing at? this is a rock.” and the outsiders were like “got it. Your entire country is called ‘this is a rock’”
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confusedsplagebbi · 3 days ago
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I need to go to sleep now so goodnight everyone on tumblr
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confusedsplagebbi · 3 days ago
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confusedsplagebbi · 3 days ago
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