#tsh incorrect quotes

[minyooon3012]

Rereading tsh is so weird cause there’s a whole dialogue with Henry where he goes “uhm so yeah we used drugs and poison to get absolutely fucking smashed and see god.”

“But…you had sex?!?”

[poeticabomination]

Henry: It's dark in here

Bunny: Don't worry I got this

Bunny: *Stomps his feet*

Bunny: *Skechers light up*

[welivetodream]

Henry: We have a problem.

Charles: Let me guess, you caused it?

Francis: Gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet.

Richard: And it's another Tuesday, your point?

Bunny: Would shooting you solve this problem ? No ? Then shut up.

Camilla: If you mean the murder, that's our solution to last week's problem.

Bunny: what do you mean by murder? You killed someone?

Henry, looks at the others: guys we have another problem

[chaoss-incarnate]

charles: you fainted, do you remember anything?

richard: only the ambulance drive to the hospital

henry: that wasn't an ambulance, i drove you

richard: but i heard a siren?

camilla: that was francis

francis: sorry, i got nervous

[nothoughtsjustfrancisabarnathy]

Francis, holding up a pill bottle: yeah so they only give you the good shit if you say you're thinking about harming yourself AND others

Richard: ohhh --

Francis: you have to say AND, not or

Richard, typing on his phone: AND others, gotcha

*Charles chugging liquor like it’s water*

*Henry knocked out on pain meds*

Camilla: So is therapy still entirely out of the question?

[murasaki-cha]

Post "The Prisoner's Throne"

Tiernan and Hyacinthe: *having a couple fight*

Oak all the way at the Court of Teeth: *Wakes up at the middle of the night drenched in cold sweat*

Suren besides him awake now too: Oak what's wrong what happened?

Oak: There's a disturbance in the force...

....

Tirnan and Hyacinthe: *still fighting 2 hours later hearing pounding at their door*

Tiernan: Who is i-

Oak heaving and wheezing: Suren flew me here and I ran as fast as I could. What happened!?

Hyacinthe:... what the fuc-

[secret-histories]

Richard: *walks to Judy’s dorm, in need of nausea pills* Hey, Judy, do you—

Judy: *blasting The Promise by When In Rome, getting mad at her sewing machine, hitting it and cursing* Stupid fucking machine can’t do any— Richard! Come help, I have clothes for you to try on too.

Richard: *confused, didn’t want this, but gives in anyway*

[wingedcupidx]

richard papen be like:

[godofstupidsentences]

Just so you know, every time you say “so who’s the real villain is tsh/I think x is the real villain in tsh”, you’re actually murdering me.

[rockrosethistle]

TSH characters as a real conversation I had with my friends

Francis: Have I eaten today? In a word, no-

Camilla: (Francis) normal people eat food

Francis: and I will! As soon as my slow cooker is done with my soup

Henry: ... what the fuck is a slowcooker

Charles: Do you not have a slowcooker?

Bunny: Everyone seems to have a slowcooker nowadays

Henry: I'd love it if I knew what you were talking about

Richard: We're getting off topic. (Francis) how much time is left on your soup?

Francis: ...

Francis: I can't tell if that says six or sex

[continental-op-xx]

Can I just point out that if Henry Winter were able to see the edits and manips of his face/fancast that include the quote “everything is more beautiful because we are doomed” attributed to Homer’s The Iliad when it was actually just from the script of the 2004 movie Troy starring Brad Pitt as Achilles

HE WOULD LOOK FOR NEW FERNS WITH ALL Y’ALL

[minyooon3012]

Why is tsh literally just

Judy: uhm I think those guys are sociopaths with no moral compass and are close to being a cult you should probably stay away from them

Richard: omg tweed sign me up

[poeticabomination]

Henry: I prevented a murder today.

Camilla: Really? How'd you do that?

Henry: Extreme self control.

[welivetodream]

Julian: where's Bunny?

Richard: doing stuff

Julian: where's Henry?

Richard: trying to stop Bunny from doing stuff

Julian: where is Charles?

Richard: trying to stop Henry from stopping Bunny from doing stuff

Julian: Camilla?

Richard: trying to stop Charles from stopping Henry from stopping Bunny from doing stuff

Julian, sighs: let me guess Francis is stopping Camilla?

Richard: no, he got tired of all this, drank a lot of vodka and took a nap

Julian: then why pray are you here?

Richard: I am trying to stop you from stopping Camilla from stopping Charles, from stopping Henry from stopping Bunny from doing stuff.

Julian: I can't believe I pay the college for shit like this....

[chaoss-incarnate]

*in the car*

Judy: why does francis call you babygirl?

Richard: how about we stop talking for a little while?

[nothoughtsjustfrancisabarnathy]

Richard: When I woke up this morning, I had a feeling something terrible was going to happen and also that essentially, deep down, I’m quite an evil person.

Charles: It’s called a hangover, Richard.