#tsh incorrect quotes

[minyooon3012]

Why is tsh literally just

Judy: uhm I think those guys are sociopaths with no moral compass and are close to being a cult you should probably stay away from them

Richard: omg tweed sign me up

[poeticabomination]

Henry: I prevented a murder today.

Camilla: Really? How'd you do that?

Henry: Extreme self control.

[welivetodream]

Henry: We have a problem.

Charles: Let me guess, you caused it?

Francis: Gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet.

Richard: And it's another Tuesday, your point?

Bunny: Would shooting you solve this problem ? No ? Then shut up.

Camilla: If you mean the murder, that's our solution to last week's problem.

Bunny: what do you mean by murder? You killed someone?

Henry, looks at the others: guys we have another problem

[chaoss-incarnate]

charles: you fainted, do you remember anything?

richard: only the ambulance drive to the hospital

henry: that wasn't an ambulance, i drove you

richard: but i heard a siren?

camilla: that was francis

francis: sorry, i got nervous

[nothoughtsjustfrancisabarnathy]

Francis, holding up a pill bottle: yeah so they only give you the good shit if you say you're thinking about harming yourself AND others

Richard: ohhh --

Francis: you have to say AND, not or

Richard, typing on his phone: AND others, gotcha

*Charles chugging liquor like it’s water*

*Henry knocked out on pain meds*

Camilla: So is therapy still entirely out of the question?

[murasaki-cha]

Post "The Prisoner's Throne"

Tiernan and Hyacinthe: *having a couple fight*

Oak all the way at the Court of Teeth: *Wakes up at the middle of the night drenched in cold sweat*

Suren besides him awake now too: Oak what's wrong what happened?

Oak: There's a disturbance in the force...

....

Tirnan and Hyacinthe: *still fighting 2 hours later hearing pounding at their door*

Tiernan: Who is i-

Oak heaving and wheezing: Suren flew me here and I ran as fast as I could. What happened!?

Hyacinthe:... what the fuc-

[secret-histories]

Richard: *walks to Judy’s dorm, in need of nausea pills* Hey, Judy, do you—

Judy: *blasting The Promise by When In Rome, getting mad at her sewing machine, hitting it and cursing* Stupid fucking machine can’t do any— Richard! Come help, I have clothes for you to try on too.

Richard: *confused, didn’t want this, but gives in anyway*

[wingedcupidx]

richard papen be like:

[telling-tragedy]

richard, groggily, in bed: where are you going?

henry, sat up: I have to leave milk out for the spirits

[godofstupidsentences]

Just so you know, every time you say “so who’s the real villain is tsh/I think x is the real villain in tsh”, you’re actually murdering me.

[rockrosethistle]

TSH characters as a real conversation I had with my friends

Francis: Have I eaten today? In a word, no-

Camilla: (Francis) normal people eat food

Francis: and I will! As soon as my slow cooker is done with my soup

Henry: ... what the fuck is a slowcooker

Charles: Do you not have a slowcooker?

Bunny: Everyone seems to have a slowcooker nowadays

Henry: I'd love it if I knew what you were talking about

Richard: We're getting off topic. (Francis) how much time is left on your soup?

Francis: ...

Francis: I can't tell if that says six or sex

[minyooon3012]

Anyone else thinking about that moment in tsh where Charles says “I’ll call you” and winks, and Richard (see: gay mess) blushes? No? Just me?

[poeticabomination]

Francis: Richard, I'm sad.

Richard: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.

Bunny: Henry, I'm sad.

Henry, nodding: mood.

[welivetodream]

Julian: where's Bunny?

Richard: doing stuff

Julian: where's Henry?

Richard: trying to stop Bunny from doing stuff

Julian: where is Charles?

Richard: trying to stop Henry from stopping Bunny from doing stuff

Julian: Camilla?

Richard: trying to stop Charles from stopping Henry from stopping Bunny from doing stuff

Julian, sighs: let me guess Francis is stopping Camilla?

Richard: no, he got tired of all this, drank a lot of vodka and took a nap

Julian: then why pray are you here?

Richard: I am trying to stop you from stopping Camilla from stopping Charles, from stopping Henry from stopping Bunny from doing stuff.

Julian: I can't believe I pay the college for shit like this....

[chaoss-incarnate]

*in the car*

Judy: why does francis call you babygirl?

Richard: how about we stop talking for a little while?

[nothoughtsjustfrancisabarnathy]

Richard: When I woke up this morning, I had a feeling something terrible was going to happen and also that essentially, deep down, I’m quite an evil person.

Charles: It’s called a hangover, Richard.