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The thing about jungkook & jeonghan is they name their weverse live just about whatever and i love that energy🫶🏻
#jeonghans like#ppl who have nothing to do you can come in#or that one time he wanted to play puzzle on life so he named the live#try being a shelf#bc his phone was perched there and he said hes not gonna actively try to talk nsixbwusu#while jungkooks like#hi#hello#knock knock#its been a while!!!!!#they radiate the same but different energy#under the umbrella of#im gonna do whatever i want#love them for that
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not to be dramatic but hori literally out did my own self indulgent wish-fulfillment fanfic with the whole “rest of our lives speech” like I knew that sounded so romantic, and it is, because I literally wrote that line for bakudeku and I intended for it to be romantic
like hori really is just showing us bakudeku fanfic writers how it’s done
#bakudeku#bkdk#mha#my hero academia#bnha#the fic is pinned on my profile if you’re curious hehe#BUT HORI OUT DID ME I HAD BKDK BEING BESTIES FOR A YEAR BEFORE KACCHAN AND IZUKU PROMISED THE REST OF THEIR LIVES TO EACH OTHER#like hori was like guys that’s so cute but how about instead kacchan proposes immediately#AND ITS ANGSTY BC YOU KNOW IZUKU WANTS TO SAY YES#YOU SEE HIM TRYING TO SAY YES#YOU SEE HIM BEING LIKE I WANT TO I WANT THIS I WANT YOU#BUT KACCHAN PROMISES HIM EVERYTHING HES EVER WANTED THE MOMENT ITS TOO LATE#GOD#HORI THIS IS MASTERFUL ANGST FIC MATERIAL#LIKE HORI ARE YOU INTENDING TO WRITE PREMIUM DRAMATIC YAOI#BECAUSE THIS IS LIKE YAOI COCAINE ITS LIKE TOP SHELF YAOI SHIT RIGHT HERE#AND ITS FUCKING CANON????#JESUS CHRIST HORI I’M BEGGING FOR A FOREHEAD TOUCH#THEYRE YEARNING LOOK AT THEM YEARNING THEY NEED IT
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thinking about how mulder loves to get scully a gift, usually terribly heartfelt, even if disguised as something flippant:
the superbowl vhs tape he brings her when she wakes up from her coma in one breath (and her deadpan "i knew there was a reason to live")
tickets for a football game to watch together in irresistible
bringing her flowers to the hospital in memento mori (he lies, saying he stole them from a guy with broken legs to make her laugh)
the birthday keychain in tempus fugit (and when she finds a meaning to it, he claims "i just thought it was a pretty cool keychain")
that is a man who is always thinking about her.
#you can just picture him at the store thinking “oh boy she's gonna love this :)”#i think the superbowl vhs one chokes me up the most because he's trying so hard to play it cool when he had just lost her#and he needs to break the ice somehow because he hates to put those big feelings into words#he's more into saying what he means with touch and subtext#it's as if he needed SOMETHING off of the shelf at the store to say “i'm glad you're back. i missed you. i hope you're well”#so he goes with a dumbass VHS she is never going to watch. just to see her recognize his coded declaration of love.#and that exhausted smile she reserves for his antics#and it makes me tear up! still! thinking about it!#i know love languages are problematic but i do think there is something underrated about giving gifts as an act of love#of having your thoughts for someone being represented with a physical object. making that love tangible. you can touch it.#(it works very well on me because i tend to assume if you're out of sight you're not thinking about me)#(so looking at a little trinket someone gave me is like oh!!! they actually are thinking about me often. enough to find this Thing)#anyway. that is my emotional ramble for the evening. please enjoy#AND DISCLAIMER: i am sure there are other examples of him giving gifts i forgot and that there are more yet to come#but as a reminder i have only seen up to s5 ep 3 so! pls no spoilers even if i do tag this for the general public#okay promise? promise no spoilers in the tags? thank youuuuu mwah#the x files#txf#msr#fox mulder
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So thinking about the fact that exorcists apparently don't have a sense of self-preservation and all the stuff Vagie must have done to gover her poor girlfriend a heart attack k over the years. Especially when she still thought she was a basic newly fallen Sinner and HOLY SHIT THAT'S AN OVERLORD Vaggie no!
XD what if Charlie never saw Vaggie bleed bc she rapidly realized if Vaggie got into ANY real fight it would NOT be stopping at drawn blood someone would end up dead and Vaggie (totally normal sinner???) seemed to feel like the someone couldn't possibly be her, for. Some reason
like most sinners and other demons at least have a sense of self preservation even if they're stupid about it
Vaggie? Vaggie found an angelic spear somewhere. Vaggie really wants to use the angelic spear on someone. Vaggie seems to prefer if that someone WAS and overlord, actually
Charlie pointing a claw at the spear when Vaggie's not around like "I swear if you get her killed, I don't CARE if you're her most prized posession- I am breaking you and melting you down into slag, got it?" *does the points to fingers at her eyes and at the spear and back again while in demon mode* "I'm watching you..."
girl has been alone so long she develops a rivalry with the spear over Vaggie's attention and safety -w-;
#hazbin hotel#charlie morningstar#vaggie#chaggie#silly headcanons#i feel like-#(if we imagine charlie gave vaggie her ribbon)#-the moment the ribbon got top shelf treatment over the spear#charlie probably Smirked#and went up to the spear later to go HA! and stick out her forked tongue at it#'cause she's FINALLY gotten vaggie to care about something more#than getting into near death situations#or trying to maim people#Love Wins#vaggie only pulls out the spear now if someone's being an ass to charlie~
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"The doll room"
#this house literally haunts me. I think about it daily. I haven't been the same since being there#dolls#also for those of you who haven't seen the original/first post about this house:#this isn't a haunted house! this was an estate sale I went to in my hometown#this was a real living person's house (already significantly cleaned up)#I bought a lamp table and a moon-shaped shelf from this house and didn't manage to get either clean enough to put out but oh well!#I'm going to try to get the lamp working and a new shade. I want to have part of this woman's house with me.
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I walked into Goodwill.
walked out with a pair of genuine Sai
#SO#I was with my mom shopping at goodwill#I’m basically there for emotional support#And#we mostly look at books and CDs#And I’m walking past a shelf#And I’m like#YOOOO#I run up to the sai sitting hooked on the shelf and eagerly picked them out#And to my even bigger surprise#These guys are HEFTY#AND REAL#And I start freaking out and stuttering trying to show my mother#I literally got so hyped that I started drooling#No joke#and my mom looks at me with huge metal things in my hands and is like#???#and I start yapping#And I put them in the cart after infodumping about these things#And there’s an older couple standing close to me#Giving me a dirty look#I guess they were also looking at them#But they didn’t make any moves sooo#Like I got them first#But they FOLLOWED US#Kind of#i was being paranoid#But if looks could kill#I’d be dead#Also I hate eye contact and these folks out here like a Wild West film
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i think academics should be allowed twenty words per sentence and anything over that they have to pay per word
#<-post is twenty words long btw. just to give you a sense of how much they will be paying#who are they paying you ask? me personally.#i don't think this applies to non-academic writing btw i'm just talking about academics. i'm putting the box of commas on#a high shelf until they learn about periods#writing#my posts#semi-related i saw a post on here the other day in which someone was talking about some x number of words being too long#for a sentence but the sentence in which they said that was way over that x number. just found that hilarious#couldn't rb it because O! the hypocrisy of op but calling it out felt needlessly mean* so i'm just vaguing about it#*and also hypocritical from ME because i often write long sentences. but i generally try not to when directly talking about how#sentences should be shorter lolololol#i have some measure of short-term self-awareness#f
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just finished playing portal revolution. I like evil science lady and her rabid vacuum cleaner
#my art#portal revolution#very well put together portal mod#puts in on the shelf with stories mel of good portal mods i have played that connect gaps in the story or add to it in some way#i think i shall put this in the portal tag as well. apologies if it does not belong there#portal#portal 2#this mod was well written and well voice acted. only thing i didnt like so much was the ending. them being sent to the moon was funnny tho#i mean the after credits scene made me feel better but at first i was just like. huh? so they just all die in the end?#it was a bit fast paced like riiiight at the end. the very very end#also while im talking ive noticed a lot of portal mods struggle with 'boss fights' and making them puzzles but still fast paced.#which is fair because its hard to make fast paced puzzles while still being challenging while still being easy etc etc#the puzzles in the last chamber were a bit confusing to figure out at first and i got stuck a lot#which led me to just standing there trying to figure out where to go at times which slowed down the pacing#the rest of the puzzles were great tho. maybe a bit easy but still great#also i spent like 5 hours in the game! so far! thats a good 5 hours of extra portal content! woohoo!#art of duck
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Always secretly liked the idea of Kenny giving his crush some sort of anonymous secret love letter yanno. Like idk does that not have the most Kenny vibes????? It's quiet and mysterious. And they wouldn't even be able to guess, because I love to think his writing voice is so different.
#rimble ramble#remembered this during valentines#straight up letter left in locker type of shit dude hell yeah#kenny mccormick#south park#okay this is a two-for-one#I LOVE the hc that kenny has a really deep and moving inner voice#he just doesn't use it or show it irl#bc he'd rather have fun and be chill#not like. share philosophical existential poetry#legit thought this since day 1 of falling down this fandom hole lol#my headcanons#trying to hold back on the length of the actual post lmao#kenny being deep is a whole other jar of headcanons on my shelf#also I listened to a song on a whim that#happens to fit a plot perfectly and ima cry
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did some minor customization to one of my neutral chao figures so cream could have cheese with her if anyone cares
#sorry the lighting in this picture is not very good its the middle of the night so i cant just use my window for good lighting#anyway. to be honest with how small cream is compared to the average sonic figure despite being the same price as all the others#they should have had her come with cheese as her accessory to make up for it#but then again a chao costs the same amount as mini figures of other characters so they would probably never consider that#also im once again trying to rearrange my sonic shelf. things are looking slightly less chaotic but im still not satisfied#so will probably mess with it some more#my main issue i have is i can never decide How exactly i want to arrange things#like do i wanna arrange them based on what kind of item it is. what character it is. the specific media its based on.#idk . i have so much stuff that i never know how to arrange it all#little guy images
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Okay, so I know we all hate him, but Mahito is a legitimately brilliant villain...
#He's what happens when the trope of 'Villain just wanting to watch the world burn' is done right.#He's the embodiment of 'Fuck around and find out'.#Does he do morally incomprehensible things? Yes. Is that what makes him such a good bad guy? Also yes.#There's no arguing either...#90% of the fan base can't stand him and if that isn't proof of him being brilliantly written as a villain idk what is.#I think what I like the most about it is that there's no attempt to humanise or moralise him - at all.#He's bad.#Full stop.#And instead of making this reduce his character to one dimension; he's jam packed full of personality instead.#He's fun and carefree and silly - trying to figure out what else he can fuck up in the world.#He still has motivations and wants... Fuck; he even learns fear when he makes the mistake of touching Sakuna.#(This fear is also then his ultimate downfall as we realise it's his most defining trait...)#Also he's super fucking fun to watch in fights; lets be honest.#And his technique is cool as fuck.#Is this me coming out to say I'm kind of down for a bit of Mahito?#- Everyone look away -#Yes. Yes it is.#Is he a horrific; gross little gremlin man that deserves the worst and is probably responsible for killing your fave?#Yes.#Do I want to squish him into a little bottle and keep him on a shelf so I can shake him when I'm annoyed -#and let him out from time to time to have a little fun with?#Also; regrettably; yes.
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i cant believe i havent posted these yet..... ive been collecting some plushies over a while to represent the guys in my eos team (and lumi) and i thought it would be a fun way to officially christen them by sewing them some lil accessories to match the ones i draw them with!
a few wip pictures below the cut!
#pokemon#pmd eos#pmd 2#mang crafts#<- new tag!#my junk#i was very specific about the plush i wanted to get to represent circuit#i dont like the ones that dont have the electricity around the body.... it doesnt look right#most of these i finished a while back but lumis i did fairly recently!#if ur wondering why the wip shots look so different from the finished ones its bc i used my fancy photography camera for it#(also i had more lights on i suppose dfgjjd)#i was trying to make a somewhat clean looking photo area... idk how well it worked but ah well#i thought mellos was gonna be harder then it was because her leg was so teeny#but the solution just ended up being to fit it very snugly dfgjd#lunas one was by far the most time consuming one to do sweats#because 1) i needed to find a very specific pink and sparkly slightly transparent fabric that i would still sew#(i didnt end up going with any kind of fabric for it its actually a ribbon that i found)#2) while the string i chose looked cool it also got Very tangled so while sewing it i had to unknot it like pretty much every other stitch#3) it is surprisingly hard to find small oval shaped objects (even the one i ended up going with was a bit of a compromise)#i just went into my local sewing store like Help. i need an oval shaped button please#anyways theyre all up on my shelf of pokemon plushies now :] theyre hangin out#team epic squad is real and theyre in my home
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Anyone else like thinking abt doing really mundane/domestic situations with their f/os. I simply just like to think about going grocery shopping with my blorbos or like having meals together
#AHHHHHHHH#anyways. yea hi I’m normal#ky shut up#my post#also like to think abt sasha getting stuff for me off the top shelf#os I don’t die#I’m cursed with being 5’q#5’1#I almost died trying to get the vegetable oil the other day/lh#SCARY!!!#imagines
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i’m gonna be honest i don’t know if i can read all of berserk anymore… i have acquired the first of the really big volumes, and the fact that it’s almost as long as parakiss, which took me multiple days of dedicated reading to get through (tbf that is also because it made me depressed but i think berserk is also going to make me depressed) so i’m like. ready to chicken out. what if i just. didn’t. i will but what if i didn’t
#guy who has only ever read paradise kiss. this manga is about the length of paradise kiss#would it be really fucking annoying if i liveblogged it? not that i care much about being annoying w my liveblogs#but liveblogging berserk just feels extra annoying. i guess it depends on whether i’ll have anything to say#trying to practice more critical and active reading so if we’ll see#*ig we’ll see#frogs.txt#godbless my library for having all of them i am not fucking paying like $700 for every volume and a new shelf to put them on lmao#(and i don’t want to pirate either out of respect for miura who basically bled out on these pages. rest his soul)
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HAVING A CUSTOMER BITCH ME OUT 2 HOURS INTO MY SHIFT FOR “HAVING AN ATTITUDE” AND TELLING ME I NEED A DIFFERENT JOB
#i love being called snotty for trying to ask clarifying questions#tldr he had to ask me to unlock a product for him and he said he wanted the one behind the first one because the first one ‘was missing#something’ and when i tried to ask him what was missing he kept cutting me off to say it doesnt matter he just wants the other one#fuckhead it DOES matter im not just ignoring something thats missing parts and leaving it on the shelf just TELL ME#(spoiler. later when i could get a proper look at it it looked fine he just reeeaaaally wanted the one behind it ig)#mumbling#then he had a fucking attitude about it after saying shit like ‘was that so difficult’ and ‘yeah im sure you could’ when i said i could#help him at my register#idiot. stupid stupid
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for people in the doll community who know more about Bratz:
I found three unopened, OG boxes bratzillaz dolls (two Cloettas and one Jade) - they are absolutely stunning
how much of a crime would it be if I got my hands on them and at some point used them for custom work? I've never owned Bratz dolls for myself, only one second hand doll that was all beat up and purchased for custom work, but I do feel bad just thinking about cracking the packaging open
if you have some history around the line and the way these dolls are now seen in collector/ooak world, please let me know
edit: the dolls in question are the first edition bratzillaz with pets
#litchi.txt#bratzillaz#ooak#to be deleted#dollblr#doll collector#doll collection#I kinda wanna buy them for myself to just Have On my Shelf cause theyre stunning#however I know how I get with these dolls and id want to pull them out and touch all the textures of the clothes and hair and eyes#try the joints etc#and there are dolls that I bought years ago for custom work but have hesitated to repain due to just being Really Pretty but now Im crackin#so like please be nice about your response I genuinely wouldnt consider working on them if they werent such high quality#Ive always been more of a MH person when it comes to custom work (partly cause theyre much easier to get)#but Im really considering#maybe get my hand on one of the cloetta dolls and use her and then keep the other? idk yet
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