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The thing about jungkook & jeonghan is they name their weverse live just about whatever and i love that energy🫶🏻
#jeonghans like#ppl who have nothing to do you can come in#or that one time he wanted to play puzzle on life so he named the live#try being a shelf#bc his phone was perched there and he said hes not gonna actively try to talk nsixbwusu#while jungkooks like#hi#hello#knock knock#its been a while!!!!!#they radiate the same but different energy#under the umbrella of#im gonna do whatever i want#love them for that
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thinking about how mulder loves to get scully a gift, usually terribly heartfelt, even if disguised as something flippant:
the superbowl vhs tape he brings her when she wakes up from her coma in one breath (and her deadpan "i knew there was a reason to live")
tickets for a football game to watch together in irresistible
bringing her flowers to the hospital in memento mori (he lies, saying he stole them from a guy with broken legs to make her laugh)
the birthday keychain in tempus fugit (and when she finds a meaning to it, he claims "i just thought it was a pretty cool keychain")
that is a man who is always thinking about her.
#you can just picture him at the store thinking “oh boy she's gonna love this :)”#i think the superbowl vhs one chokes me up the most because he's trying so hard to play it cool when he had just lost her#and he needs to break the ice somehow because he hates to put those big feelings into words#he's more into saying what he means with touch and subtext#it's as if he needed SOMETHING off of the shelf at the store to say “i'm glad you're back. i missed you. i hope you're well”#so he goes with a dumbass VHS she is never going to watch. just to see her recognize his coded declaration of love.#and that exhausted smile she reserves for his antics#and it makes me tear up! still! thinking about it!#i know love languages are problematic but i do think there is something underrated about giving gifts as an act of love#of having your thoughts for someone being represented with a physical object. making that love tangible. you can touch it.#(it works very well on me because i tend to assume if you're out of sight you're not thinking about me)#(so looking at a little trinket someone gave me is like oh!!! they actually are thinking about me often. enough to find this Thing)#anyway. that is my emotional ramble for the evening. please enjoy#AND DISCLAIMER: i am sure there are other examples of him giving gifts i forgot and that there are more yet to come#but as a reminder i have only seen up to s5 ep 3 so! pls no spoilers even if i do tag this for the general public#okay promise? promise no spoilers in the tags? thank youuuuu mwah#the x files#txf#msr#fox mulder
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not to be dramatic but hori literally out did my own self indulgent wish-fulfillment fanfic with the whole “rest of our lives speech��� like I knew that sounded so romantic, and it is, because I literally wrote that line for bakudeku and I intended for it to be romantic
like hori really is just showing us bakudeku fanfic writers how it’s done
#bakudeku#bkdk#mha#my hero academia#bnha#the fic is pinned on my profile if you’re curious hehe#BUT HORI OUT DID ME I HAD BKDK BEING BESTIES FOR A YEAR BEFORE KACCHAN AND IZUKU PROMISED THE REST OF THEIR LIVES TO EACH OTHER#like hori was like guys that’s so cute but how about instead kacchan proposes immediately#AND ITS ANGSTY BC YOU KNOW IZUKU WANTS TO SAY YES#YOU SEE HIM TRYING TO SAY YES#YOU SEE HIM BEING LIKE I WANT TO I WANT THIS I WANT YOU#BUT KACCHAN PROMISES HIM EVERYTHING HES EVER WANTED THE MOMENT ITS TOO LATE#GOD#HORI THIS IS MASTERFUL ANGST FIC MATERIAL#LIKE HORI ARE YOU INTENDING TO WRITE PREMIUM DRAMATIC YAOI#BECAUSE THIS IS LIKE YAOI COCAINE ITS LIKE TOP SHELF YAOI SHIT RIGHT HERE#AND ITS FUCKING CANON????#JESUS CHRIST HORI I’M BEGGING FOR A FOREHEAD TOUCH#THEYRE YEARNING LOOK AT THEM YEARNING THEY NEED IT
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So thinking about the fact that exorcists apparently don't have a sense of self-preservation and all the stuff Vagie must have done to gover her poor girlfriend a heart attack k over the years. Especially when she still thought she was a basic newly fallen Sinner and HOLY SHIT THAT'S AN OVERLORD Vaggie no!
XD what if Charlie never saw Vaggie bleed bc she rapidly realized if Vaggie got into ANY real fight it would NOT be stopping at drawn blood someone would end up dead and Vaggie (totally normal sinner???) seemed to feel like the someone couldn't possibly be her, for. Some reason
like most sinners and other demons at least have a sense of self preservation even if they're stupid about it
Vaggie? Vaggie found an angelic spear somewhere. Vaggie really wants to use the angelic spear on someone. Vaggie seems to prefer if that someone WAS and overlord, actually
Charlie pointing a claw at the spear when Vaggie's not around like "I swear if you get her killed, I don't CARE if you're her most prized posession- I am breaking you and melting you down into slag, got it?" *does the points to fingers at her eyes and at the spear and back again while in demon mode* "I'm watching you..."
girl has been alone so long she develops a rivalry with the spear over Vaggie's attention and safety -w-;
#hazbin hotel#charlie morningstar#vaggie#chaggie#silly headcanons#i feel like-#(if we imagine charlie gave vaggie her ribbon)#-the moment the ribbon got top shelf treatment over the spear#charlie probably Smirked#and went up to the spear later to go HA! and stick out her forked tongue at it#'cause she's FINALLY gotten vaggie to care about something more#than getting into near death situations#or trying to maim people#Love Wins#vaggie only pulls out the spear now if someone's being an ass to charlie~
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"The doll room"
#this house literally haunts me. I think about it daily. I haven't been the same since being there#dolls#also for those of you who haven't seen the original/first post about this house:#this isn't a haunted house! this was an estate sale I went to in my hometown#this was a real living person's house (already significantly cleaned up)#I bought a lamp table and a moon-shaped shelf from this house and didn't manage to get either clean enough to put out but oh well!#I'm going to try to get the lamp working and a new shade. I want to have part of this woman's house with me.
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I walked into Goodwill.
walked out with a pair of genuine Sai
#SO#I was with my mom shopping at goodwill#I’m basically there for emotional support#And#we mostly look at books and CDs#And I’m walking past a shelf#And I’m like#YOOOO#I run up to the sai sitting hooked on the shelf and eagerly picked them out#And to my even bigger surprise#These guys are HEFTY#AND REAL#And I start freaking out and stuttering trying to show my mother#I literally got so hyped that I started drooling#No joke#and my mom looks at me with huge metal things in my hands and is like#???#and I start yapping#And I put them in the cart after infodumping about these things#And there’s an older couple standing close to me#Giving me a dirty look#I guess they were also looking at them#But they didn’t make any moves sooo#Like I got them first#But they FOLLOWED US#Kind of#i was being paranoid#But if looks could kill#I’d be dead#Also I hate eye contact and these folks out here like a Wild West film
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just finished playing portal revolution. I like evil science lady and her rabid vacuum cleaner
#my art#portal revolution#very well put together portal mod#puts in on the shelf with stories mel of good portal mods i have played that connect gaps in the story or add to it in some way#i think i shall put this in the portal tag as well. apologies if it does not belong there#portal#portal 2#this mod was well written and well voice acted. only thing i didnt like so much was the ending. them being sent to the moon was funnny tho#i mean the after credits scene made me feel better but at first i was just like. huh? so they just all die in the end?#it was a bit fast paced like riiiight at the end. the very very end#also while im talking ive noticed a lot of portal mods struggle with 'boss fights' and making them puzzles but still fast paced.#which is fair because its hard to make fast paced puzzles while still being challenging while still being easy etc etc#the puzzles in the last chamber were a bit confusing to figure out at first and i got stuck a lot#which led me to just standing there trying to figure out where to go at times which slowed down the pacing#the rest of the puzzles were great tho. maybe a bit easy but still great#also i spent like 5 hours in the game! so far! thats a good 5 hours of extra portal content! woohoo!#art of duck
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Always secretly liked the idea of Kenny giving his crush some sort of anonymous secret love letter yanno. Like idk does that not have the most Kenny vibes????? It's quiet and mysterious. And they wouldn't even be able to guess, because I love to think his writing voice is so different.
#rimble ramble#remembered this during valentines#straight up letter left in locker type of shit dude hell yeah#kenny mccormick#south park#okay this is a two-for-one#I LOVE the hc that kenny has a really deep and moving inner voice#he just doesn't use it or show it irl#bc he'd rather have fun and be chill#not like. share philosophical existential poetry#legit thought this since day 1 of falling down this fandom hole lol#my headcanons#trying to hold back on the length of the actual post lmao#kenny being deep is a whole other jar of headcanons on my shelf#also I listened to a song on a whim that#happens to fit a plot perfectly and ima cry
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did some minor customization to one of my neutral chao figures so cream could have cheese with her if anyone cares
#sorry the lighting in this picture is not very good its the middle of the night so i cant just use my window for good lighting#anyway. to be honest with how small cream is compared to the average sonic figure despite being the same price as all the others#they should have had her come with cheese as her accessory to make up for it#but then again a chao costs the same amount as mini figures of other characters so they would probably never consider that#also im once again trying to rearrange my sonic shelf. things are looking slightly less chaotic but im still not satisfied#so will probably mess with it some more#my main issue i have is i can never decide How exactly i want to arrange things#like do i wanna arrange them based on what kind of item it is. what character it is. the specific media its based on.#idk . i have so much stuff that i never know how to arrange it all#little guy images
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Okay, so I know we all hate him, but Mahito is a legitimately brilliant villain...
#He's what happens when the trope of 'Villain just wanting to watch the world burn' is done right.#He's the embodiment of 'Fuck around and find out'.#Does he do morally incomprehensible things? Yes. Is that what makes him such a good bad guy? Also yes.#There's no arguing either...#90% of the fan base can't stand him and if that isn't proof of him being brilliantly written as a villain idk what is.#I think what I like the most about it is that there's no attempt to humanise or moralise him - at all.#He's bad.#Full stop.#And instead of making this reduce his character to one dimension; he's jam packed full of personality instead.#He's fun and carefree and silly - trying to figure out what else he can fuck up in the world.#He still has motivations and wants... Fuck; he even learns fear when he makes the mistake of touching Sakuna.#(This fear is also then his ultimate downfall as we realise it's his most defining trait...)#Also he's super fucking fun to watch in fights; lets be honest.#And his technique is cool as fuck.#Is this me coming out to say I'm kind of down for a bit of Mahito?#- Everyone look away -#Yes. Yes it is.#Is he a horrific; gross little gremlin man that deserves the worst and is probably responsible for killing your fave?#Yes.#Do I want to squish him into a little bottle and keep him on a shelf so I can shake him when I'm annoyed -#and let him out from time to time to have a little fun with?#Also; regrettably; yes.
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I’m living for all the viktor posting amira 👀👀 the ship name is viktira? 👀 how did you two meet 👀👀
Ahhhh hi vixennnnn!!! That ship name is close!! It’s vikmira but you saying viktira has me reconsidering bc that sounds so pretty too….👀
Me and viktor meet through prof. heimerdinger during the time that Vik is still working as his assistant. Heimerdinger leads viktor to the library bc he needs more resources for his research and that’s when he’s introduced to me, the librarian who’s more than happy to help the cute sassy brunette with the even cuter accent!!
#I will admit that this is inspired by a fic I read where reader was a librarian#which I can’t find for the life of me rn#but I’ve been so in love w the idea ever since#I daydream a lot of being on one of those shelf ladders that slide across a bookshelf#and getting startled by him so I end up falling only for him to try and catch me#but he’s got a bad knee so we both just end up falling to the ground#me on top of him but not in a way that’ll physically hurt him that much#and when we get up off the floor we’re both so flustered and red in the face#me more than him bc he’d probably say something to tease me about being so clumsy#or something about being eager to jump on him#which would make my face light on fire!!!! bc I’d be so embarrassed and shy#anyways i’ll shut up now#ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ selfship: vikmira#ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ selfship: viktira#<- I’m indecisive and like them both a lot
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i cant believe i havent posted these yet..... ive been collecting some plushies over a while to represent the guys in my eos team (and lumi) and i thought it would be a fun way to officially christen them by sewing them some lil accessories to match the ones i draw them with!
a few wip pictures below the cut!
#pokemon#pmd eos#pmd 2#mang crafts#<- new tag!#my junk#i was very specific about the plush i wanted to get to represent circuit#i dont like the ones that dont have the electricity around the body.... it doesnt look right#most of these i finished a while back but lumis i did fairly recently!#if ur wondering why the wip shots look so different from the finished ones its bc i used my fancy photography camera for it#(also i had more lights on i suppose dfgjjd)#i was trying to make a somewhat clean looking photo area... idk how well it worked but ah well#i thought mellos was gonna be harder then it was because her leg was so teeny#but the solution just ended up being to fit it very snugly dfgjd#lunas one was by far the most time consuming one to do sweats#because 1) i needed to find a very specific pink and sparkly slightly transparent fabric that i would still sew#(i didnt end up going with any kind of fabric for it its actually a ribbon that i found)#2) while the string i chose looked cool it also got Very tangled so while sewing it i had to unknot it like pretty much every other stitch#3) it is surprisingly hard to find small oval shaped objects (even the one i ended up going with was a bit of a compromise)#i just went into my local sewing store like Help. i need an oval shaped button please#anyways theyre all up on my shelf of pokemon plushies now :] theyre hangin out#team epic squad is real and theyre in my home
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*tenderly grips Aine*
Read my Yandere! Capitano fics here <3
Istg @pranabefall you can’t keep surprising me with fan art of my darlings. Tell me, Aine, do you get some twisted satisfaction out of seeing me cry and scream in your DMs?? AINE WHY—
*clears throat* Ahhhhh thank you so much for drawing this and giving me permission to post this, Aine!! As always, feedback is in the tags~
#feedback#fan art#pranabefall#UEEUEUEUEUEUEUUEEU SHE'S SO?!!#fun fact. aine said that her version of damsel is meant to look like a 'sickly Disney princess/ victorian era girl' and i get the vision!!#she looks so dainty and delicate....like a doll on a shelf. a framed portrait. a character in a storybook#i rlly love her hairstyle!! the curls give her hair more personality (is that the right word?? xD) and add to her doll vibes#NOT TO MENTION HER GAZE!! the doe-eye shape + shaded irises is such a good combination. especially in the 2nd and 3rd pics where the uneven#shading makes her gaze look more mysterious. i wanna know what she's thinking......#even in the chibi art. the way you drew her gaze is perfect. it's the specific angle of the lines above her eyes....#dedicating this tag to her lips cuz AAHHH!! they're so kissable and it rlly contributes to the subtlety of her emotions#onto the third image OOHHHHH HER OUTFIT!! first of all she's gorgeous. secondly i love the visual storytelling in this sketch#she looks so pretty yet fragile. the perfect damsel in distress. which is all she'll ever amount to in the pov of outsiders to her marriage#the gown is very interesting since it was likely from capitano. imo even if capitano buys clothes according to damsel's preferences she#isn't used to wearing such fancy attire. which makes the ruffles. big skirt. wide sleeves. and embellishments rather symbolic in the sense#that they make damsel stand out like never before. the outfit reinforces her transformation from an npc to the princess of her own story!!#i can imagine her staring at the mirror. trying to comprehend the reality that she now resembles the princesses from her own storybooks....#also shoutout to the sophisticated hairstyle and lil flowers in her outfit!! capitano spares no expense for his pretty little wife <3#i also love that the shoulders and collarbone are exposed. that detail makes her look more delicate/ vulnerable + it reminds me of my#own design for damsel (since she prefers necklines that expose her collarbone and will occasionally opt for off-shoulder dresses)#onto the chibi sketch. IT'S SO CUTE!! i want to gently hold tiny damsel and steal her away from capitano#before sending me this pic. aine was already making me go “!!” at the thought of damsel holding a frilly parasol and#LMAO NOT DAMSEL GETTING CARRIED AWAY BY THE WIND!! the panicking fatui makes it even funnier xD#i also want to give a shoutout to this being traditional art/ pencil sketch.m cuz smth about it feels so fitting for damsel. also ofc your#traditional art would be just as skillful sksisbsnssjsjsbsb#all in all. i love your version of damsel!! thank you so much for investing your time and creativity into this interpretation <3#now allow me to lovingly tackle you (ʘ‿ʘ)
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Anyone else like thinking abt doing really mundane/domestic situations with their f/os. I simply just like to think about going grocery shopping with my blorbos or like having meals together
#AHHHHHHHH#anyways. yea hi I’m normal#ky shut up#my post#also like to think abt sasha getting stuff for me off the top shelf#os I don’t die#I’m cursed with being 5’q#5’1#I almost died trying to get the vegetable oil the other day/lh#SCARY!!!#imagines
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Gosh we love this piece so much... We commissioned @ VansZero (discord) & worked with them to make this four panel fancomic "That's So Lovely Sibling," focusing on Gauge & Sideswipe, he did such an awesome job with the art in our opinion. We did the writing, spot the references around the piece to who the two's six mentors are! (if you know us it's probably not hard to guess haha)
#transformers#maccadam#sideswipe#sideswipe ii#idw sideswipe#gauge#tf gauge#protoform#protoforms#sparkling#sparklings#although the piece does leave it kind of ambiguous how old they are#probably haven't hit a century yet though#but we think more than a handful of years for sure#especially if you're trying to fit gauge into an idw1 timeline which this piece also is ambiguous about being rather than idw2 so#the metal animal ?metalshies? on the shelf are based on the ones she had from the apartment she had with her two mentors in idw2#there you go thats a freebie#we know one of these will be really obscure and have people guessing ?where is [insert character's]? ref this is is lesbophobia /j#and to this we say go read through the falling portion of the optimus prime comics and look for where she talks about herself#and no stratosphere is not one of gauge and sideswipe's mentors he's their grandmentor though#the cheat code for this is the hashtag#GAAALL#which you could search on tumblr for our posts or search in our tumblr#trans transformers#trans robots
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HAVING A CUSTOMER BITCH ME OUT 2 HOURS INTO MY SHIFT FOR “HAVING AN ATTITUDE” AND TELLING ME I NEED A DIFFERENT JOB
#i love being called snotty for trying to ask clarifying questions#tldr he had to ask me to unlock a product for him and he said he wanted the one behind the first one because the first one ‘was missing#something’ and when i tried to ask him what was missing he kept cutting me off to say it doesnt matter he just wants the other one#fuckhead it DOES matter im not just ignoring something thats missing parts and leaving it on the shelf just TELL ME#(spoiler. later when i could get a proper look at it it looked fine he just reeeaaaally wanted the one behind it ig)#mumbling#then he had a fucking attitude about it after saying shit like ‘was that so difficult’ and ‘yeah im sure you could’ when i said i could#help him at my register#idiot. stupid stupid
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