#sideswipe ii

[pluralsword]

Gosh we love this piece so much... We commissioned @ VansZero (discord) & worked with them to make this four panel fancomic "That's So Lovely Sibling," focusing on Gauge & Sideswipe, he did such an awesome job with the art in our opinion. We did the writing, spot the references around the piece to who the two's six mentors are! (if you know us it's probably not hard to guess haha)

[pagerunner-j]

In which Supergiant winks at the fourth wall and writes in-game, in-character, voiced dialogue about...the early access experience, and unfinished areas of the game.

I love these people.

[askvectorprime]

Dear, Vector Prime.

Sideswipe, who was supposed to have died in the battle on Earth in IDWSG, has come back to life as new body with partner. Could you tell us what happened to him?

Dear Sideswipe Searcher,

Fresh from their victory over Megatron, the maniacal Optimus Prime and his army of Autobots rampaged across the planet, looting whatever resources they could find and funneling them into the construction of an Ark II that would take them home to Cybertron. Their rampage was thorough; within a matter of months, the victorious Autobots had obliterated most major population centers and crushed the remnants of the world’s various armed forces—as they launched the Ark, Prime gave the order to salt the earth by having Blaster hack into the planet’s various defense systems and authorize the indiscriminate launch of hundreds of intercontinental ballistic missiles.

Many weeks later, Megatron awoke, seemingly the last sentient being on Earth. As the critically damaged Decepticon limped through the graveyard that had once been Los Angeles, he discovered that the Autobots had simply left their dead and dying to rust where’d they’d fallen. Megatron was instinctually repulsed by the notion of desecrating the dead, but realized that he needed repairs—and that the bodies of his former friends and enemies might be the only way to source Cybertronian parts until he could make it offworld. As Megatron lifted the body of one such downed Autobot, whispering a brief apology for what he was about to do, he suddenly found a pair of hands wrapped around his neck! As it turned out, Sideswipe had also survived the battle of Los Angeles, but had been abandoned by his comrades and left to die—even his spark-brother Sunstreaker had turned his back on his critically wounded sibling, with a parting sneer that Sideswipe had always been the ugly one.

Initially, Sideswipe wanted nothing more than to return to Cybertron and exact brutal revenge on everyone who’d abandoned him; in his current condition he could barely stand, let alone fight his way across millions of miles of interplanetary space back to Cybertron. After salvaging whatever they could from the battlefield to patch themselves up, the pair decamped to the nearby city of San Francisco, where they established a base camp on the burned out remains of the Golden Gate Bridge. Not long after, they discovered a Cybertronian Decepticon warship and the prone body of a tiny stasis-locked Decepticon named Whisper. It didn’t take much energon to jump-start Whisper’s systems, and the three set about slowly repairing the downed warship over a period of many months. As they worked, Megatron and Sideswipe had a long time to reflect on their past mistakes and come to some kind of understanding—in time, even Sideswipe’s once-legendary bloodlust faded into a resolute determination to atone for his past misdeeds.

However, when the time came to finally launch the ship, Sideswipe made a shocking discovery—a small group of human survivors had established a small village on the outskirts of the city. It quickly became clear that they would not survive on their own—they would need access to Cybertronian technology and someone with the knowledge of how to properly use it. That night, by the feeble light of the human’s campfire, Sideswipe told Megatron that he should go on without them, and wished him luck in his mission to rebuild the Decepticons.  Touched by the gesture, Megatron bade his new friend farewell—but not without first declaring him an honorary Decepticon. 

The next morning, as Sideswipe leaned back on the cracked asphalt of the Golden Gate Bridge and watched as Megatron’s jury-rigged vessel lifted into the air, he took a moment to carve a new insignia on his chest, beneath the ugly gash that now ran through his old Autobot symbol… then turned back to the pale, haggard humans who looked to him as their new leader and protector, and set to work.

[blue-jewel-muses]

Muse Wishlist

I decided to create a wishlist of Canon Characters that I would love to write with for my muses, they will be categorised by fandom.

Disclaimer: This does not mean that I won't write with your Muse if they aren't any of the characters listed, you can refer to my pairings post for pairings I like.

Transformers Animated

Blitzwing

Shockwave

Jazz

Megatron

Lugnut

Transformers Bayverse

Shockwave

Lockdown

Sideswipe

Megatron

Transformers Cybertron (Unicron Trilogy)

Override

Optimus Prime

Transformers: Fall Of Cybertron

Megatron

Soundwave

Little Shop Of Horrors

Audrey II

Pixar's Cars

Jackson Storm

Pacific Rim

Chuck Hansen

Puella Magi Madoka Magica

Homura Akemi

Mami Tomoe

Planes: Fire & Rescue

Cabbie

Van Helsing

Dracula

911

Lucy Donato

Doctor Who

Dalek Thay

Dalek Jast

Dalek Caan

10th Doctor

14th Doctor

[jimclassicstoycollection]

Transformers

War for Cybertron

Kingdom

Battle Across Time Collection

Deluxe class (x2)

Skywarp (Maximal) & Sideswipe

By Hasbro (2021)

An Amazing pre-order which arrived on 09-17-21.

The Battle across time series (which so far there’s only two sets of this) I believe is Hasbros way of finally releasing some of the missing Earthrise figures to fill out the G1 cast, and also include some Maximal repaints, and I am not complaining. 

Skywarp

Starting with Skywarp.

I know the name sounds Decepticon, but this is a Maximal from the Japanese anime series in the late 90s, ‘Beast Wars II’ I don’t know much about the character since I never really got to watch the anime, but the toy is referencing one of the Magna Boss combiners using the Kingdom Airazor mold, and sadly this figure doesn’t combine, and Hasbro didn’t make his two companions, Lio Junior, and Ironhide (I only know him by his American name).

Beast Mode:

Beast mode is an American Bald Eagle, and as stated is a repaint of Kingdom Airazor.

Skywarp (especially for a beast mode) has some pretty decent articulation, and you can get the bird into some decent poses.

The paint deco is simple but effective, and the feathery sculpting is okay, but maybe could be better.

Transformation:

The transformation is pretty simple, but I have to admit I forgot how to do it, so it took my longer than it should have.

Robot Mode:

Once Skywarp is in robot mode he looks pretty good.

New sculpt with the eagle head draped over the robot head, and I think it’s sculpted pretty well.

No real changes in the color palate,

Accessories:

Skywarp’s only accessories are his missiles. They can be pegged into any 5mm port.

Final Thoughts:

Sideswipe

Kingdom Sideswipe is a retool of the Siege version from 2019.

Vehicle Mode:

Instead of a Cybertronian sports car the Kingdom version is basically the Earth mode. I still think it’s funny that Hasbro had soo many Earthrise Transformers that they spilt over to the Kingdom line, or at least that is my theory. I guess Hasbro wasn’t totally committed to a full cast of Beast Wars for the Kingdom line so they shoe horned all of the unused Earthrise figures to fill it out.

You can see the molding differences between the Siege and Kingdom versions, however I’m not sure Hasbro pushed the envelope enough.

Transformation:

Sideswipe’s transformation is simple, and the same as all the other mold mates of this type.

Robot Mode:

Robot mode is really good.

The differences between Siege and Kingdom Sideswipe’s are noticeable. 

Accessories:

Kingdom Sideswipes only accessories are his blaster and shoulder rocket launcher (and rocket)

Final Thoughts:

I like it. Personally I think Kingdom Sideswipe should have been a retail figure instead of an Amazon exclusive, but I’m happy to have it.

[melishade]

Attack on Prime The Future Anthology: Snowball Fight (Rematch)

StrongArm and Sideswipe I

Strongarm and Sideswipe II

Thanksgiving

Winter Anthology:

Snowball Fight I

Snowball Fight II

The Survey Corps demand a rematch with Optimus.

Levi sneezed as the cold winds blew once more on Paradis. The fields were blanketed in white once more, the trees no longer had their leaves, and-!

"Bring it on!" Sasha screamed before chucking a snowball directly at Miko head. The agent rolled to the side before grabbing some snow and hiding behind a tree. She compacted it into a snowball and was prepared to throw it, but Sasha threw another one, forcing Miko to hide behind the tree more. Sasha was about to throw another one, but she felt the hairs on her back stand up before dodging a snowball that Jack had thrown out of the corner of her eye. She looked down behind her snow wall to see Armin on the ground, his chest covered in snow.

"You're weak, Armin!" Sasha pointed before throwing her snowball at Jack. Miko threw a snowball at Sasha once more, but Mikasa swatted the snowball away with a stick before grabbing a snowball and running after Miko.

Meanwhile, Gabi, Falco, and Colt were laughing with delight as the trio rolled in the snow, getting the frozen water all over their winter coats. It was their first time actually experiencing the element, and they wanted to enjoy it to the fullest. Rafael, Jean, and Pieck were finishing up the last of their decorations on the snowman they built together.

"Finally got building a snowman off my bucket list," Rafael grinned as he put a top hat on the snow scuplture.

"Can't you go anywhere in the world to make one?" Pieck asked.

"My first time seeing snow was when I got involved with the Autobots," Rafael explained, "If that didn't happen, then I would have been living in the desert until I went to college. And who knows if I went to a place with snow."

"The snow is making my leg colder though, and I don't like it," Jean grumbled.

Levi felt a tap on his shoulder and turned to see Erwin offering him a cup of tea. The captain took it and took small sips, noticing the difference in taste. "What kind of tea is this?"

"Apple tea!" Hanji grinned, popping up behind Erwin.

"You can make tea from apples?" Levi questioned in confusion.

"Apparently you use apple peels!" Hanji explained.

"Hm." Levi took another sip, "How's the arm treating you?"

"I'm thinking about taking it off," Erwin grumbled. "Every time it touches my skin, it feels like ice."

"Maybe there is a way to make the arm reattach, like Jean's leg," Hanji suggested.

"The arm is connected to my nervous system," Erwin reminded.

"Doesn't mean that it should stop us," Hanji proclaimed.

A few moments later, the veteran trio heard the familiar sound of a spacebridge and turned their attention to see Optimus driving through it.

"Hello, Boss Bot!" Hanji waved, "How was the geopolitics?"

"I do not wish to discuss it," Optimus grumbled as he activated his holoform.

"If the world leaders are being a pain in the ass, just let Buckethead handle it," Levi suggested, "The one thing he's good at is scaring people."

"I have been avoiding the world leaders for quite some time," Optimus admitted, "Megatron informed me that it was a problem and I had to address it."

"At least it's over for today," Erwin reassured.

Falco stopped rolling in the snow when he noticed Optimus standing next to Erwin. "Hello, Mr. Optimus Prime!"

Levi nearly choked on his tea while Hanji snickered.

"Optimus will do just fine!" The Prime reassured.

Sasha noticed the Prime, wondering why he was here for a brief moment, before devious and infuriating thought crossed her mind. "YOU OWE US A REMATCH!"

Everyone stared in confusion while Sasha grunted when Jack landed a hit directly to the back of her head.

"Um...rematch?" Pieck questioned.

Levi blinked in realization before slouching in his wheelchair. "Oh god no."

"Oh god yes!" Hanji exclaimed with delight.

"Wait, what's going on?" Erwin asked.

"YOU OWE US A SNOWBALL FIGHT OPTIMUS!" Sasha pointed at the Prime.

"Sasha, no-!"

"Sasha, YES!" Miko yelled in agreement, cutting Armin off.

"I will have to abstain," Optimus proclaimed.

"No, you are not abstaining!" Sasha stomped over to him, "You're fighting all of us because Armin cheap shotted you and I refuse to accept it!"

Erwin snapped his head to Hanji and Levi. "What happened?"

"The 104th challenged Optimus to a snowball fight a few years ago. He only participated because I managed to phrase it as a training exercise which got him to participate. And that resulted in everyone getting their asses handed to them. But Armin somehow managed to sneak up on him and win the match," Hanji summarized.

Erwin looked at them like they were insane. "Optimus Prime lost a snowball fight?"

"Yes," Levi answered.

"Sasha, I must insist that-!"

"No! All of us!" Sasha gestured to her friends, "Versus you! Same rules as last time! We have to land one hit on you with the snowball!"

"Pass." Jean raised his hands in surrender before walking away.

"Coward!" Sasha yelled at him.

"I just got used to walking again!" Jean reminded before pointing to his prosthetic, "And this leg is cold!"

"Then you'll be support!" Sasha declared.

"Sasha you were dangling from a tree last time we did this!" Jean reminded.

"Maybe we shouldn't do this," Jack told Miko and Rafael.

"Oh, we're doing this!" Miko grinned.

"I'm with Jean on this one," Pieck agreed, gesturing to her cane, "I'll never have the same mobility that I used to."

"Fine!" Sasha pointed to Armin. "You!" Then Mikasa. "You!" Then Jack. "You!" Then Miko. "You!"

"YES!" Miko cheered.

"You three!" Sasha pointed to the Warrior Cadets.

"Uh...." Colt wasn't sure if he should say no.

"And you!" Sasha finally pointed to Rafael. "Where's Annie?!" Sasha demanded.

"I think she's with her dad," Gabi recalled.

"Besides, I don't think she wants to fight Optimus," Hanji reminded.

"Then you two!" Sasha pointed to Hanji and Erwin.

"No," They both said in unison.

"Why?!" Sasha demanded.

"Girl, I know my limits," Hanji reminded in annoyance.

"I am practicing self-preservation." Erwin sipped more of his tea.

"I still have not agreed to this," Optimus declared.

Hanji raised a finger and was about to speak, but Optimus shot them a warning look, causing them to recoil a little.

"C'mon, Optimus!" Sasha begged, "Don't you want revenge on Armin for getting the jump on you?!"

"Why are you dragging me into this?!" Armin demanded.

"I am not going to participate," Optimus declared.

"You know," Rafael began, "You did break your promise in bringing me that snowball."

Miko gasped in mocking disbelief. "Optimus Prime broke a promise?!"

"What is happening?" Pieck was at a loss for words, "Are they blackmailing Optimus?"

"Oh, yeah, he's a softie. He's gonna fold," Hanji declared.

"You should make up for that promise~," Rafael suggested.

"Jack." Optimus turned to the eldest.

"Well you did break a promise," Jack retorted.

"There was a scraplet infestation," Optimus shot back.

"That's not an excuse, Chief!" Miko warned, "Snowball fight! Snowball fight!"

"Snowball fight! Snowball fight!" Sasha chanted along with her.

Jack looked at Rafael and the two shrugged before joining in. "Snowball fight! Snowball fight!"

Optimus could feel his eyes twitching at the chanting, knowing for a fact that it wasn't going to relent. "I will only do one-!"

"YES!" At least half of them cheered.

"Yeah, I'm gonna sit this out," Jean proclaimed as he started to walk away.

"Nope!" Sasha grabbed the hem of Jean's coat and dragged him back.

"What?! Hey, what the hell?!" Jean squawked.

"Um, we've never really been in a snowball fight," Colt spoke up.

"Oh, you are going to love it," Miko reassured with a grin.

"Or get hurt," Mikasa muttered under her breath. She remembered the last time she went up against Optimus in a snowball fight.

Pieck walked up to the veteran trio. "Should I be worried about Gabi, Falco, and Colt?"

"Hmmmm," Hanji hummed in thought.

"The fact that you're thinking about it is concerning me," Pieck stated.

"Prime will go easy on them," Levi reassured.

Moments later, the humans stood across from Optimus, each side having their snowballs and defenses ready. But not one person moved. The other side was waiting for the other to make their move. Pieck couldn't help but feel the tension in the air, and shivered at the cold wind.

"I don't think it seems fair that Optimus is all by himself," Falco confessed, causing everyone to be distracted for a brief moment. But it was enough for Optimus to make the first move. He threw two snowballs, one that hit Colt in the side of his head, and the other hitting Armin square in the chest. Both ended up hitting the snow hard.

"I knew you had it out for Armin!" Sasha grinned. Everyone yelped and ducked as Optimus started pelting them with snowballs.

"I'm just gonna crawl away," Armin groaned before he started shimming his way across the snow, grabbing Colt in the process.

Miko couldn't help but start cackling. "This is gonna be so much fun!"

"You go left and I go right!" Jack ordered Miko as he grabbed some snowballs, "Raf, help Gabi and Falco make more!"

"Don't need to tell me twice!" Gabi frantically started making more snowballs.

"I'll throw from here! I'm not moving!" Jean declared.

"We'll cover you!" Sasha and Mikasa stated. Jack nodded before he and Miko bolted from the snow wall. Mikasa stayed close to Jack while Sasha followed behind Miko.

Optimus' eyes darted at the two teams that split off and quickly tried to target them. The two teams managed to find some cover behind some trees before throwing their snowballs. Optimus quickly ducked before hiding behind his own snow wall. He was getting overwhelmed. He could try running into the forest like last time, but he was certain that they would be prepared for that. He needed to take out the weakest first, or at least take out the support.

He needed to get to where Jean, Rafael, Gabi, and Falco were. He needed to get to their stock pile.

Sasha was ready to throw another snowball, but flinched when her vision became blurry. When it regained focus, she saw the energy coming off of everyone once more. "Damn it, not again."

"You okay?" Miko asked her.

"I'm fine!" Sasha snapped at her before turning her attention to where Optimus was hiding. She gasped when she saw glowing energy coming from behind the wall. It was blue and bright and fluid, almost divine. Sasha grew tense when that energy grew more rigid and guarded. Almost as if-!

Sasha gasped when Optimus jumped over the snow wall and bolted straight for the four they left behind their makeshift fort.

"He's heading for the others!" Sasha shouted.

Mikasa didn't know what overcame her, but she bolted, and fast, rushing over to Optimus faster than anyone could think. Mikasa slid down low and threw a snowball directly for Optimus' face, but the Prime bent backwards to dodge it. The snowball hit a tree, causing it the shake and make the snow hanging on the branches crash to the ground.

Mikasa tried to make another snowball, but Optimus was faster. He dug his hand into the snow and flung it directly at Mikasa. She quickly rolled out of the way before the snow hit her, but broke focus when she saw Optimus getting ready to throw a snowball. Mikasa was ready to dodge, but was surprised when Optimus threw the snowball somewhere else. She followed the trajectory and winced when the snowball hit Jean directly in the face.

"Ooo," Miko winced as Jean hit the ground.

"Jean, you're weak!" Sasha shouted.

Jean raised a finger over the fort. "I told you I didn't want to participate!"

"Revenge!" Gabi shouted before throwing a snowball at Optimus, reigniting the fight. Mikasa yelped when Optimus grabbed her by the coat and used her to block a few of the snowballs. Mikasa grunted before kicking Optimus in the chest, causing him to drop her. Mikasa threw punches at Optimus, but Optimus was quick to block them.

"Mikasa! Snowball fight! Not fist fight!" Jack threw a curve ball right for Optimus' back, but the Prime ducked at the last minute and the ball hit Mikasa in the face.

"Sorry!" Jack apologized.

Optimus was prepared to throw a snowball at Jack, but stopped when he heard the snow crunch behind him. The Prime grunted when Miko jumped on his back and pulled at his hair, nearly causing him to lose his balance.

"Throw it! Throw it!" Miko shouted.

Mikasa quickly ran out of the line of fire as everyone else threw their snowballs. But in a split second, Optimus fell backwards. Miko yelled as she let go of his hair and crashed into the ground. The Prime had managed to dodge all the snowballs thrown his way before flipping backwards over Miko. He grabbed some snow and compacted it quickly before throwing it in Miko's face.

Erwin and Pieck could only watch the fight in disbelief while Hanji and Levi watched with apathy. Meanwhile, Armin, Colt, and Jean finally made it to the sidelines, but elected to remain on the floor out of pain and fear.

"This isn't a snowball fight. This is a full-blown fight," Erwin declared.

"Every time I see Optimus' fighting capabilities, it makes me grateful to be alive yet fearful at the same time of Optimus' abilities," Pieck gulped.

"You should have seen it when Optimus was fighting Megatron," Hanji added, "Those two were monsters."

Armin and Jean groaned in agreement.

"Miko, move!" Miko yelped when Sasha rushed forward and jumped before throwing a snowball at Optimus. Miko rolled out the way while Optimus dodged Sasha's throw. Optimus noticed Jack and Mikasa rushing forward to throw their snowballs, but Optimus ducked down and spun, using his leg to trip all three of them. Mikasa was the first to get up at lightning speed, sliding between Optimus' legs and grabbing the holoform jacket. She pulled it back to pull him down, but gasped when the jacket disappeared into sparks, leaving only the holoform shirt.

"What the-!"

"Cheater!" Sasha screamed at him. Sasha grunted when Optimus grabbed her by the face and threw her towards their snow fort. Rafael pulled Falco and Gabi down as Sasha crashed into the snow, ruining the snowballs they had set up. Before Sasha could get an intact snowball to throw, she grunted when Optimus threw one directly at her face. The huntress' head fell back against the snow in defeat.

"This is insane!" Falco cried.

"Nah, I gotta agree with Miko: this is the most fun that I've had in ages!" Rafael grinned.

"Any ideas would be great right now!" Gabi screamed.

Rafael thought it over before looking up at the trees. "Yeah, you two are bait!"

"What?!" Falco and Gabi screamed as Rafael ran to the trees.

"Sasha are you okay?!" Jack called out, earning a loud groan in response. Jack yelped when Optimus threw a snowball at his head, but the agent jumped to the side in response. Optimus dug his hand into the snow to throw at Jack, but Mikasa jumped on his back and wrapped her arms around his neck. Optimus grunted as Mikasa yanked him back, giving Jack an opening. Jack quickly grabbed some snow to compact into a ball and was prepared to throw it, but Optimus grabbed Mikasa by her coat and threw her at Jack. Both ended up hitting the snow hard, unable to get up in time as Optimus threw snow at the both of them.

Optimus then turned his head to the damaged snow wall, his eyes falling to Gabi and Falco. He ran over to them, causing them to scramble back into a tree and hold each other for dear life. Optimus jumped over Sasha's unmoving body, grabbing two intact snowballs before walking over to them. Optimus was about to throw it at them and call the game over, but...Falco's eyes darted upward. Why would they-! Wait, where's Rafael?!

Optimus heard something above him and grunted in surprise when a pile of snow fell atop all three of them. He looked up to see Rafael grinning down at him from the tree branch, holding a snowball in his hand. He stretched his arm out and dropped the snowball atop of the Prime's head.

"We won!" Rafael called out.

"Nice!" Miko cheered while Jack and Mikasa groaned in unison.

Erwin couldn't help but feel his eye twitch. "He lost, again?"

"At least this time, it wasn't a lucky shot," Levi commented as Rafael climbed down the tree.

"Sorry guys," Rafael apologized as he dusted the snow off of Falco and Gabi.

"It's okay, Mr. Esquivel," Falco said.

Rafael winced. "Don't call me that. Makes me feel old."

Optimus dusted the snow off of his own body before going over to assist the others to their feet. He offered Mikasa his hand, and the Ackerman grunted and took it. As Optimus pulled her to her feet, Optimus noticed the shine in her eyes had faded to the blue that had now replaced her gray eyes. Optimus' mouth formed a thin line before he went to assist Jack to his feet.

"That was so much fun!" Miko tackled Optimus into a hug from behind, "We should totally do it again!"

"NO!" Falco, Gabi, Colt, and Jean shouted.

"I believe that I am done with snow activities for the day," Optimus declared.

"You sure?" Hanji sauntered their way over to Optimus, "You don't want to help with building a huge snowman or something?"

"Oh please!" Miko begged.

"That would actually be a lost safer," Pieck agreed.

"And we didn't get to do that today! We want to do all the snow stuff!" Gabi declared.

"I-!...suppose that would suffice," Optimus relented.

"Giant snowman!" Miko exclaimed with delight.

==

Later

Megatron had arrived at the island and planted his pedes in the snow. He couldn't help but shiver a little at the sensation of the cold weather but chose to ignore it. He was only coming here because he wanted to check on Optimus after the Prime had left that meeting with the world leaders. He looked so tired and annoyed, but he asked to be left alone for a now. However, he figured enough time had passed for Optimus to cool down.

He arrived at the coordinates he remembered Optimus used and was stunned to see a comically large snowman, about half the size of the Prime. He saw the Prime compacting the snow to make it sturdy while the rest of the humans were talking about decorations to put on the massive snow pile. However, Optimus didn't seem to mind at all. He seemed content with helping the humans out with this tedious task.

At least this helped ease the pain in his spark.

[camp-mithril-lake]

OOPS CHARACTER LIST

Ratchet (G1), parent of Nickel (IDW)

Skywarp (G1), parent of Whirl (IDW)

Soundwave (G1), parent of Blaster (IDW)

Sunstreaker (G1), parent of Scraplet | Drift (IDW)

Megatron (G1), parent of Rodimus (IDW)

Optimus Prime (G1), parent of Rung (IDW) and Kiloton | Megatron (IDW)

Prowl (G1), parent of Skids (IDW) and Nightbeat (IDW)

Jazz (G1), parent of Damus (IDW)

Hot Rod (G1), parent of Getaway (IDW)

Ravage (G1), parent of Jaguar | Ravage (IDW)

Ultra Magnus (G1), parent of Dominus Ambus (IDW) and Minimus Ambus (IDW)

Thundercracker (G1), parent of Cyclonus (IDW)

Dirge (G1), parent of Tumbler | Chromedome (IDW)

The Constructicons (G1), parent of Ratchet (IDW)

Reflector (G1), parent of Reverse | Rewind (II)(IDW)

Wheeljack (G1), parent of Deathsaurus (IDW)

Ironhide (G1), parent of Velocity (IDW)

Mirage (G1), parent of Swerve (IDW)

Hound (G1), parent of Tailgate (IDW)

Skyfire (G1), parent of Brainstorm (IDW) and Nautica (IDW)

Shockwave (G1), parent of Perceptron | Perceptor (IDW)

Springer (G1) and Arcee (G1), parents of Pharma (IDW) and Adaptus (IDW)

Vortex (G1), parent of Ambulo | First Aid (IDW)

Brawl (G1), parent of Riptide (IDW)

Onslaught (G1), parent of Thunderclash (IDW)

Swindle (G1), parent of Swindle (IDW)

Sixshot (G1), parent of Arcee (IDW) and Fortress Maximus (IDW)

Blaster (G1), parent of Soundwave (IDW)

Perceptor (G1), parent of Shockwave (IDW)

Blurr (G1), parent of Blurr (IDW)

Red Alert (G1) and Inferno (G1), parents of Red Alert (IDW), Sunstreaker (IDW), and Sideswipe (IDW)

Insecticons (G1), parent of Bob (IDW)

Sunstorm (G1), parent of Starscream (IDW)

Moonracer (G1), parent of Mirage (IDW)

Groove (G1), parent of Prowl (IDW)

Bluestreak (G1), parent of Forestock | Vos (IDW)

Elita-1 (G1), parent of Overlord (IDW)

Ion Storm (G1), parent of Amp | Kaon (IDW)

[crying-fantasies]

Tornasol

Masterlist

Part 1 | From afar

Part 2 | Retrospective

Part 3 | Rejection

Part 4 | First contact blues -> blood on your servos

Part 5 | Hold (on to my heart)

Part 6 | Forced growth

Part 7 | Broken in half

Part 8 | Iridescent

Extras:

Racing date | Sides wants to show you a lil' bit of kaonian culture, drags Sunstreaker on his mess.

Sideswipe II | He just woke up and there is this sparkling that goes around saying their name is the same as him, based on this one fast development.

Let you go | Your hatred is destroying you, and Sideswipe whishes Sunstreaker was present to help him make the right decision.

First gifts | Junior asks the 1 million shanix question, Sideswipe goes down the memory lane and Sunstreaker wants to disappear.

[mgarmagedon]

🫵You🫵

You made me ship Blurr x Sideswipe

(and i can't find any fics😭)

Glad to hear that i pushed you into a madness :)

But as a special treat for you my fellow anon, I wrote a very special Sideswipe x Blurr fanfiction :D

BUT first, I need to make shout out for my other BFF who helped me with correcting it: cats_and_robots_enjoyer on instagram

You are the best dude!!!! Let's give her some love guys :D

English:

Blurr sat behind the wheel, feeling unusually nervous. He couldn't believe he felt the urge to slow down, just to avoid entering that place. It was Crown city, where another team of Autobots resided. Normally, this wouldn't bother him; he believed he could handle any challenge solo. But this time was different.

He blushed with shame at the thought of the reason for all this stress: the red Autobot named Sideswipe. After their last encounter in Griffin Rock, he couldn't get him out of his mind. In his thoughts, he praised Sideswipe, seeing him as the best racing partner he'd ever had.

He only sighed, accelerating to enter the outskirts of the city.

At the same time, at the junkyard, which served as a hideout for the Autobots, Sideswipe emerged from Alchemor, dragging his younger companion, Russell, whom he had to take to school.

Russell yawned as he loaded his backpack into Sideswipe's car. He seemed rather displeased with the whole ordeal. Sideswipe felt much the same way, considering waking up at 6 in the morning as a punishment rather than a duty.

"Sideswipe... do we really have to go there...?" Russell groaned, feeling dejected.

"Unfortunately, yes," Sideswipe sighed. "Because last time when Bee found out I took you on what he called 'playing hooky' instead of an educational trip, he confiscated my hair gel! I looked like some dirty emo for a week, it was... traumatic." He shuddered slightly at the memory of the bad hairstyle.

Russell merely sighed and sat in the passenger seat, dreading his day at school with a defeated expression. Behind him, Sideswipe settled into the driver's seat after opening the gate. As the sports car headed towards the suburbs.

It took them less than 15 minutes to reach the school and its entire campus. Sideswipe got out of the car and opened the door for Russell. The boy hopped out of the car and hurried towards the building, with Sideswipe watching him go.

Meanwhile, as Sideswipe was at St. John Paul II Elementary School No. VII, Blurr was getting lost in the city. He couldn't activate either the locator or the communicator with the Rescue Bots' base, nor could he locate the nearest Cybertronians due to interference on all channels. Frustrated, he turned into a small street to check the cause of this malfunction. He pulled over on the side of the road, which only led to a large human school and its entire campus. When he stopped, he sighed and was about to check if the locator was broken or stuck.

He nearly had a heart attack when he noticed Sideswipe standing in front of the car, using a human device - a phone with earphones. He started to retreat gently and slowly, praying that the redhead wouldn't notice him.

"Rust!" he muttered under his breath, seeing the boy turning towards him.

"He...?" he turned to the car, which was reversing, taking off his headphones. He squinted due to his poor eyesight and easily recognized the car and his newly made friend - Blurr. "Blurr?" he shouted to his friend in the car.

Blurr knew he was too deep in it and couldn't escape the situation now. He took a deep breath and stepped out of the vehicle, exuding confidence.

"Dude, I can't believe you're here!" He smiled and called out to Sideswipe. "What are you even doing here? I thought they don't accept halfwits like you here!" he joked with Sideswipe as he approached.

Sideswipe laughed out loud and hugged him, then gently patted him on the back. Blurr blushed.

"Relax, I'd never even step foot in there! I get chills just thinking about human school!" He released him from his embrace. "I had to drop off my partner here - Russel, he is still going to school, and because 'if you want Russell to be your partner, you have to take him to and pick him up from school, because in my day I had to do it and I didn't complain when I had to wake up at 6 am'." He tried to mimic Bumblebee, which amused Blurr. "And what are you doing here, dude, so far from Griffin Rock? Something happened? Do I need to show off my cat moves to some Decepticons?" he began to wave his arms around, pretending to be a wild cat.

"Not yet, dude, but I promise you'll be the first I'll call when it's time to beat someone up or show who's the fastest racer in Europe!" He grabbed Sideswipe and started ruffling his hair. "It's something much more important, dude. I got a secret mission from Heatwave to check something in this area, but unfortunately, none of the detectors or anything are working! Like, why did they even give it to me if it doesn't even want to work, right?" He laughed at Sideswipe, who was trying to fix his own hair.

"Oh, that's because we have our signal tracking blocked here," he began to explain. "Ever since that stupid ship crashed in that lake, even the human internet barely works! Can you imagine? We have to communicate through human radios like some war-time retirees?! I know it's normal for Bee because he's old, but for me, it's weird! Lately, he even told me to read books and stop watching let's plays. Seriously, he's got a stick up his butt." He sighed. "Literally just problems with that geezer…” for a second he forgot what he was talking about.”What was I talking about?”

“My mission…?”

“Ah right! Getting back to more important things, maybe you'll tell me what you're looking for, and I'll help you? I know this place pretty well, so you'll find it sooner rather than later."

"Hmm... Well, I don't know, dude, I shouldn't..." he scratched his neck.

"Oh, come on, nothing will happen if I help you, dude! Last time was wonderful in action, and with my help, it'll go even faster! Oh, please, please, please! If you don't take me, Bee will force me to clean up the entire base because Grimlock can't control his own tail." He made puppy eyes.

"Alright, fine! The sooner we deal with this, the sooner we can finally get back to racing, right?" He nudged him in the arm. "I'm looking for this one crook who stole spare parts from our base."

"...And?"

"40 kilos of energon."

"What? So I have to eat energon mixed with human food because we're running low on it, and this guy just took off with 40 kilos of energon." He scoffed. "Do you have a picture of him or something?"

"Well, actually yeah” he gave him a photo of a thief. "We also found him here through an energon signal, and after he entered the city, I lost his signal."

"Hmm..." Sideswipe began to think aloud, scratching his chin.

"I mean, you know, if you can't handle it, I can look for him myself..." Blurr tried to wriggle out of the situation.

"Sha! I've got it!" Sides continued, as Blurr looked at him. "I know! Last time when humans found Steeljaw and his crew's energon stash, they took it to... the port! To sell it as some expensive... glowing stuff!"

"Well then, lead the way, compadre." He looked into his eyes, enchanted, and gave him a slight bow, letting him go ahead.

Sideswipe hopped into his car, poking his head out of the window.

"Come on, let's go!"

Blurr quickly jumped into his own car and followed Sideswipe, leaving only dust behind them.

Suddenly, his heart began to beat faster, and hundreds of thoughts raced through his head. 

He started to think about the conversation he just had with Sideswipe and how foolish he had sounded. He felt ashamed of himself and how he had conducted the conversation, questioning why he hadn't invited him for a hangout or a private race, or even something more. Nevertheless, Blurr was happy that Sides wanted to spend time with him.

The two cars sped through the city with screeching tires, heading straight for their destination. After not too long, they arrived at the entrance to the port and hid their cars in the bushes. They quickly looked around before Blurr approached the gates and examined the vehicles parked within the premises.

"That's that guy" Blurr pointed with his finger, and Sideswipe immediately looked in the direction he indicated. "The same trailer he had attached to his car in the surveillance footage! But how do we get there... we can't just break in here! I have an idea, maybe I can distract-"

"Listen to me man, I've got a plan," Sides said, pulling Blurr along until they reached a hole, which Strongarm had made by tossing Sideswipe through it.

"Whoa... you really know everything about this place," Blurr remarked.

"Literally, I've scouted this area too many times with my own wonderful face to not know it by heart," Sideswipe replied, ushering Blurr through the hole in the fence. "You wouldn't believe how often criminals operate in this port. With this many Decepticons and human crooks around, I'm surprised the military isn't stationed here," he said, sounding outraged as he slipped in behind Blurr.

There was no one there except for them in this area, so Sideswipe started treating it like a walk in the park. He slowly led Blurr through the maze of metal containers ready for export from Crown City, which was a technological giant in this part of Europe.

As they walked, Sideswipe continued to recount his adventures in this place, telling Blurr about Steeljaw, about the Alchemor, about the spirit of Optimus Prime, and Blurr couldn't believe how much was happening here.

" - And you know, recently Windblade flew in to see us! It's like winning a million shanix, literally-"

"Hey, Sideswipe," Blurr interrupted his monologue.

"Yeah, dude?"

"I know that..." Blurr chuckled nervously. "It might sound a bit strange in these circumstances, but maybe you could tell me a bit about yourself? After all, this is only our second meeting." He kept laughing nervously, following Sideswipe.

"About myself, I could talk for hours, depending on what exactly you want to know," Sideswipe replied, glancing between the metal containers upon hearing the creaks. He then pulled out his weapon from his leather jacket. At this signal, Blurr himself prepared for action.

"For example, what do you like to drink or do?" Blurr whispered, stepping ahead of Sideswipe before ducking behind a corner and noticing two guards stationed by the containers in front of a moderately sized ship.

"Hmm... Let me think, because that's actually a tough question..." Sideswipe whispered back, overtaking Blurr and sprinting ahead.

Before the crew member noticed him, he was already lying on the ground, with Sideswipe's boot on his face. Blurr then jumped onto the next one, hitting his head against the rusty metal wall of the container, immediately knocking out  the middle-aged man.

"I particularly enjoy drinking energon mixed with Mountain Dew..." he whispered, scratching his chin. "And as for what I like to do, racing, painting myself up, I enjoy messing around with others sometimes, but there's always someone yelling at me for it. Especially Strongarm!" He crossed his arms and leaned against the container as Blurr bound the men's hands and feet with foam, still listening attentively."She's a real demon underneath that pretty face, really, I don't know how I haven't 'dumped' her yet. I guess I've grown too attached to that hairy gorilla," Sideswipe remarked as he headed towards the ship upon hearing that they were about to start sailing.

"Wait, you mean you have a girlfriend?" Blurr immediately ran after Sideswipe.

Blurr and Sideswipe quickly launched into the attack, moving with grace and speed. Their movements were synchronized and harmonious, as if executing a choreography in the midst of battle. Blurr deftly dodged enemy attacks, leaping from one opponent to another, striking accurately and swiftly. Meanwhile, Sideswipe employed strength and energy, barging into enemies and delivering blows that sent them flying through the air. They worked together like a well-oiled machine, surpassing their opponents with their skill and coordination. Despite the enemies' attempts to defend themselves, Blurr and Sideswipe did not slow down. Their attacks were swift and precise, hitting the opponents' weak points accurately. The boys' unwavering determination eventually broke through the enemy's defense, incapacitating anyone who stood in their way. Despite being outnumbered, Blurr and Sideswipe defeated them all, emerging victorious from the fierce battle.

They immobilized them both and left them in front of the ship. While Sideswipe called the police to report the capture of the thieves, Blurr pulled up in his car. He loaded his stolen goods onto the trailer he took from the thieves. Then, both of them quickly drove away through the entrance that Blurr had opened earlier.

"I hope they don't have cameras here!" Blurr remarked.

"Don't worry, there's nothing here. If they had cameras, I wouldn't have to keep coming back here all the time," Sideswipe said with a sour expression.

Sides jumped out of Blurr's car and got into his own, and they drove away, hearing only police sirens behind them.

A few kilometers further, they both stopped. Sideswipe got out of the car and stretched, then hissed in pain from the sensation in his left arm. Blurr was right behind him.

"That was some action, am I right dude?" Sides chuckled. "Quick, no-strings-attached fight!"

"Are you okay, though?" Blurr asked, concerned. He could tell something was bothering Sideswipe after the fight.

"Nah, I'm fine, just need to patch myself up—" Blurr pushed Sideswipe into his car. "Ah! What the fu-"

"Relax, I'll just patch you up. You don't look your best."

"I don't look my best...? What do you mean by that? Is it really bad?" He said worried.

Blurr chuckled softly as he removed Sideswipe's upper clothing, revealing his athletic yet delicate body. He blushed at the sight of the barely visible blond hairs on the skin and the gentle cuts oozing blood.

"What's wrong? Dazzled by my Greek god-like body?" Sideswipe joked charmingly.

"W-what? No!" Blurr stammered, embarrassed, and began to cleanse his wounds.

For a moment, they found themselves in an awkward silence. Blurr focused on tending to Sideswipe's wounds, while Sideswipe glanced alternately at the sky and at Blurr's first aid kit, which had better supplies than what Fixit used to extract a from Bumblebee's intimate area.

"We should do this more often, Blurr, just you and me, no one else! Especially not Strongarm..." He sighed, smiling and closing his eyes.

"She's your girlfriend...?" he asked in desperation.

"Not exactly, for now I think we're in a ‘situation ship’, although Drift says that doesn't exist," Sideswipe replied, glancing at Blurr. "I'm doing what I can to get her interested in me, but for now, she's keeping her distance, maybe because of her issues with her parents. I wish she'd care about me, even for just a moment..."

"So you're not together?" Blurr asked, feeling a bit of hope in his spark.

"In theory, no, but I already refer to her that way, so I can say 'I told you so' in the end," Sideswipe smiled, confident that it will happen that way.

"Ah, great! Wonderful!" Blurr exclaimed happily, finishing applying the bandages. 

"I knew you'd get me, buddy. It's only our second meeting, and we're already on the same wavelength," he added, patting him on the back with delight.

"Of course, man..!" Blurr swallowed nervously. "Hey, maybe you'd like to hang out with me next week? We have a festival in Griffin Rock, and you know, it would be cool, you know."

"Oh man, are you inviting me to go clubbing? Yes, absolutely, count me in!" Sideswipe exclaimed excitedly. “Nobody ever invited me to go clubbing.”

"Looks like I'm the lucky one," he sent back, flashing his charming smile, then received a playful nudge from Sideswipe.

Upon hearing those words from the red-haired guy, Blurr felt a rush of euphoria. He couldn't believe he had actually achieved this. He couldn't believe he was here now, so close to Sideswipe, who wanted to be his closest buddy, and maybe even something more someday—at least that's what Blurr wanted to believe in this moment. Even now, he felt like he couldn't wait for the next week.

Polski:

Blurr siedział za kierownicą, poddenerwowany, co mu się nigdy nie zdarzyło. Nie sądził, że kiedykolwiek będzie mieć ochotę aby trochę zwolnić, byle by nie dojechać do tego przeklętego miejsca. Owym miejscem jest Królewiec, gdzie przebywała inna drużyną autobotów. Fakt iż poza nim rezydowały w pobliżu inne boty mu nie przeszkadzało ani trochę, bo w swoim mniemaniu dałby sobie radę z każdym wyzwaniem, które ośmieliłoby się stanąć mu na drodze, lecz nie w tym tkwił problem..

Rumienił się ze wstydu na samą myśl powodu tego całego stresu, był czerwony autobot o imieniu Sideswipe. Po ostatnim spotkaniu w Griffin Rock nie mógł go wyrzucić z umysłu. Myśl o byciu komplementowanym, podziwianym przez tego czerwono włosego przystojniaka sprawiała, że serce młodzieńca przyspieszyło swoją pracę. Natomiast idea o potencjalnym wyścigu między nimi, jako dwójce idealnych przeciwników, sprawiła że jego policzki przybrały odcień szkarłatu.

Jednak to wszystko to były tylko płonne nadzieje…Młody mężczyzna jedynie westchnął i niechętnie przyspieszył by wjechać na przedmieścia miasta.

W tym samym czasie na wysypisku, będące kryjówka dla autobotów, Sideswipe wyszedł z Alchemoru ciągnąć za sobą swego młodszego kompana- Russella, którego miał odwieźć do  szkoły.

Brązowowłosy chłopiec ziewał ospale od czasu a jego oczy były na wpół przymknięte a na wpół otwarte, jakby nadal próbował się oswoić z świadomością tego, że od ponad 30 minut jest na nogach. Nastolatek burknął niezrozumiale pod nosem wkładając plecak do auta Sideswipa, wyglądając na dość niezadowolonego z całego procederu. Podobne odczucia miał Sideswipe, który uważał, że to iż musi wstawać o 6:00 nad ranem jest dla niego karą, a nie obowiązkiem.

"Sideswipe... naprawdę musimy tam jechać...?" ziewnął załamany Russell.

"Niestety tak." Westchnął niebieskooki. "Ponieważ jak ostatnio Bee się dowiedział, że wziąłem cię na jak to nazwał 'wagary', a nie edukacyjną wycieczkę, to zabrał mi żel do włosów! Wyglądałem jak jakiś brudny emos przez tydzień! To było... traumatyczne." Złapał się za ramiona i lekko zatrząsł przez powracające wspomnienia o złej fryzurze. 

Russell jedynie westchnął i usiadł na miejscu pasażera, z fatalną wizją swojego dnia w szkole i załamanym wyrazem twarzy. Zaraz po nim usiadł Sideswipe na miejscu kierowcy, silnik zamruczał głęboko rozgrzewając ciężkie mechanizmy. W momencie gdy brama od ich kryjówki ustąpiła im z drogi, samochód sportowy wyjechał z podjazdu wzburzając za sobą tony kurzu.

Dojechanie na miejsce docelowe zajęło im niecałe 15 minut zajęło. Sides wyszedł z pojazdu, chwycił w dłoń plecach Russella, otworzył mu drzwi, a następnie podał torbę z szkolnym ekwipunkiem. Chłopak wyskoczył z auta i ruszył do budynku machając mu na pożegnanie. Mimowolnie na ustach młodego mężczyzny zagościł delikatny uśmiech i obdarował chłopca identycznym gestem.

Kiedy Sides był pod podstawówką imienia Jarosława Pawła II nr. VII, Blurr błąkał się po mieście jak jakieś dziecko we mgle. Nie był w stanie włączyć ani lokalizatora ani komunikatora z bazą Rescue Botów, nawet nie był w stanie namierzyć najbliższych cybertrończyków. Wkurzony wjechał w małą uliczkę, aby sprawdzić przyczynę usterki. Stanął na poboczu drogi która jedynie prowadziła do dużej ludzkiej szkoły i jej całego kampusu. Kiedy się zatrzymał wyłączył silnik westchnął a poirytowaniem zastanawiając się czy lokalizator się zepsuł albo zaciął.

Prawie dostał zawału gdy zauważył Sideswipa stojące przy swoim mechanicznym wierzchowcu, używającego ludzkiego urządzenia- telefonu ze słuchawkami na uszach. Zaczął się stopniowo i powoli się wycofywać, modląc się do Primusa by czerwono włosy chłopak go nie zauważył.

"W rdzę!" Klnął pod nosem widząc jak niebieskooki młodzian odwraca się w jego stronę, zaintrygowany nagłym ruchem w bocznej alejce.

"He...?" Skierował głowę stronę auta, które się wycofywało, tym samym zdejmując słuchawki. Sides przymrużył oczy, przez swój słaby wzrok, rozpoznał z łatwością to auto i jego świeżo poznanego właściciela- Blurra. "Blurr?" Krzyknął do swojego przyjaciela w aucie.

Blurr już wiedział, że tkwi w tym za głęboko i nie może już uciec z zaistniałej sytuacji, wziął głęboki wdech po czym wyszedł z pojazdu, z pełną pewnością siebie.

"Stary, nie wierzę, że tutaj jesteś!" Uśmiechnął się i odkrzyknął do niego." Co ty tutaj w ogóle robisz, myślałem, że nie przyjmują takich półgłówków jak ty tutaj!" zażartował sobie z Sidesa, podchodząc do niego.

Sideswipe głośno się zaśmiał i przytulił do niego, po czym delikatnie poklepał go po plecach. Blurr się zarumienił.

"Spokojnie, nigdy bym tam nawet nie wszedł! Dostaje dreszczy na samą myśl o ludzkiej szkole!" Puścił go ze swoich objęć. "Musiałem odwieźć tutaj mojego partnera- Russella, nadal chodzi do podstawówki, a bo 'skoro chcesz by Russell był twoim partnerem musisz go odwodzić i odbierać ze szkoły, bo za moich czasów ja musiałem to robić i nie marudziłem kiedy wstawałem o 6 rano'." Starał się parodiować Bumblebee, co rozśmieszyło Blurra. "A co ty tutaj robisz, tak daleko od Griffin Rock? Coś się stało? Czy mam pokazać moje kocie ruchy jakimś decepticonom?" zaczął wymachiwać rękoma prezentując swe odruchy dzikiego, zaprawionego w bojach kota.

"Jeszcze nie, stary, ale obiecuję Ci, że będziesz pierwszym do którego zapukam, jak będzie trzeba kogoś pobić lub pokazać kto jest najszybszym rajdowcem w Europie!" Chwycił Sideswipa w zagłębienie swego ramienia i zaczął go czochrać."To coś znacznie ważniejszego, ziomuś, dostałem tajną misję od Heatwava, by sprawdzić coś na tym terenie, ale niestety żadne wykrywacze lub inne śmierci nie działają! Jakby po co mi to w ogóle dali, skoro to non-stop odmawia mi posłuszeństwa, co nie?" Zaśmiał się do Sideswipa, który starał się naprawić rozczochraną fryzurę.

“A no tak, wracając do rzeczy ważniejszych, może powiesz mi czego szukasz. Z chęcią Ci pomogę, znam to miejsce jak własną kieszeń, więc znajdziesz to szybciej niż myślisz."

"Oh, to dlatego, że mamy tutaj zablokowane namierzanie naszych sygnałów" zaczął mu tłumaczyć. “Od kiedy ten dupny statek się rozbił w tym jeziorze, nawet ludzki internet ledwo działa! I ty to sobie wyobrażasz, że musimy się komunikować przez ludzkie radio, jak jacyś emeryci podczas wojny?! Wiem, że to normalne dla Bee, bo jest stary ale dla mnie to dziwne! Ostatnio nawet kazał mi czytać książki i przestać oglądać let's playe, no serio on ma kija w dupie." Westchnął." Dosłownie same problemy z tym grzybem…”przez sekundę Sideswipe się zawiesił i zapomniał.” O czym ja w ogóle mówiłem?"

“O mojej misji…?”

Blurr mruknął cicho pod nosem, zastanawiając się nad propozycje pobratymca.

"Hmm... No nie wiem, stary, nie powinienem..." podrapał się po karku.

"No dawaj, przecież nic się nie stanie jak ci pomogę! Ostatnim razem byłeś cudowny w akcji, a z moją pomocą pójdzie to jeszcze szybciej! Oj proszę, proszę, proszę! Jak mnie nie weźmiesz, to Bee zmusi mnie do posprzątania całej bazy, bo Grimlock nie panuje nad własnym ogonem." zrobił maślane oczy w stronę Blurra, atakując go swą słodkością niczym kot w butach.

Słysząc solidne argumenty ‘za’, Blurr poczuł, że musi się ugiąć pod naporem Sideswipa.

"Niech ci będzie! Im szybciej się tym zajmiemy tym szybciej będziemy mogli się pościgach, co nie?" Dał mu kuksa w ramię."Szukam takiego jednego przestępcy, który ukradł z naszej bazy części zamienne."

"...I?"

"40 kilo energonu."

"Co? To ja muszę jeść energon wymieszany z ludzkim jedzeniem, bo nam go nie starcza, a ten człowiek sobie po prostu zabrał 40 kilo energonu." Oburzył się.

"Masz jakieś jego zdjęcie czy coś?"

"Właściwie to tak!” podał mu jego zdjęcie z monitoringu.

”Znaleźliśmy go tutaj przez sygnał energonu, a po tym jak wjechał do miasta, straciłem jego sygnał."

"Hm..." Sideswipe zaczął głośno myśleć drapiąc się po brodzie.

"Znaczy wiesz, jak nie dasz rady sam mogę go poszukać..." Blurr próbował się wywinąć z tej sytuacji.

"Sza! Ja myślę!" Sides kontynuował, kiedy Blurr patrzył na niego. "Już wiem! Ostatnim razem jak ludzie znaleźli zapas energonu Steeljawa i jego ekipy, wzięli to do… portu! Żeby sprzedać to jako jakieś drogie... świecące coś!"

"W takim razie prowadź compadre." Spojrzał mu w oczy zauroczony i lekko się ukłonił puszczając go przodem.

Sideswipe wskoczył do swojego pojazdu I wysunął głowę za okno.

"Dawaj, chodź!"

Blurr szybko wskoczył do swojego auta, i ruszył za Sideswipem zostawiając za sobą jedynie kusz. 

Serce Blurra zaczęło szybciej bić, a setki myśli napływały mu do głowy. Zaczął myśleć o rozmowie, którą właśnie przeprowadził z Sideswipem i na jakiego głupka on wyszedł. Czuł wstyd za siebie i jak przeprowadził ową wymianę zdań, pytał się samego siebie czemu go po prostu nie zaprosił na spotkanie lub prywatny wyścig albo nawet coś więcej. Aczkolwiek Blurr był szczęśliwy, że Sides sam chciał z nim spędzać czas.

Dwa auta jechały z piskiem opon po mieście w kierunku prostym. Po niezbyt długim czasie dotarli pod wjazd do portu, ukryli auta w buszu a następnie ruszyli żwawo przed siebie. Rozejrzeli się dookoła, po czym Blurr podszedł do bramy, patrząc na obraz przed nim zza krat.

“To ten koleś” Pokazał palcem Blurr, Sideswipe natychmiast spojrzał w pokazaną mu stronę.

Nikogo tam nie było oprócz nich, przez co Sideswipe traktował to jak spacer po łące. Powoli prowadził Blurra po labiryncie zrobionych z metalowych kontenerów gotowych do eksportu z Królewca, który jest gigantem technologicznym w tej części Europy.

”Tą samą przyczepę miał przy aucie na zdjęciach z monitoringu! Tylko jakby się tam dostać… nie możemy się tak po prostu tutaj włamać! Mam pomysł, może ja cię podstadzę-”

“Posłuchaj mnie stary, ja mam plan” Sides pociągnął za sobą Blurra, aż nie napotkali dziurę, która zrobiła Strongarm rzucając w nią Sideswipa.

“Wo… ty naprawdę wszystko wiesz o tym miejscu”

“Dosłownie, szorowałem ten teren własną cudowną twarzą zbyt wiele razy, żebym go teraz nie znał…” przepuścił Blurra przez dziurę w płocie.”Nawet się nie spodziewasz jak często przestępcy coś robią w tym porcie??? Z taką ilością decepticonów i ludzkich przestępców tutaj, ja się dziwie, że wojsko tutaj nie stacjonuje.”powiedział oburzony, wślizgując się za Blurrem.

Sideswipe opowiadał mu przy tym cały czas jego przygody w tym miejscu, mówił mu o Steeljaw, o Alchemorze, o duchu Optimusa, a Blurr nie mógł uwierzyć w to ile rzeczy tutaj się dzieje.

“Tak stary?”

“-I no jakby też ostatnio do nas przyleciała Windblade! Jakby stary to jak wygrać milion shanixów, dosłownie-"

“Ej Sideswipe.”przerwał mu jego monolog.

"Wiem, że…” zaśmiał się nerwowo.” Że to może brzmieć trochę dziwnie w takich okolicznościach, ale może opowiesz mi o sobie trochę? W końcu do tej pory to nasze 2 spotkanie dopiero." Zaśmiał się nerwowo, idąc za Sideswpiem.

"O sobie to ja mogę opowiadać godzinami, zależy co konkretnie chcesz wiedzieć." Rozejrzał się między metalowymi kontenerami po usłyszeniu trzasków, po czym wyciągnął swoją broń ze skórzanej kurtki. Na ten sygnał sam Blurr się przygotował.

"Na przykład co lubisz pić lub robić?" szepnął, wyprzedzając Sideswipa, po czym schował się za rogiem i zauważył, dwójka ludzi na straży przy kontenerach, stojących przed niezbyt dużym statkiem.

“Hm… Daj mi pomyśleć, bo to trudne pytanie w sumie…” wyprzedził Blurra i pobiegł do przodu. 

Zanim członek załogi go zauważył, już leżał na ziemi , z butem Sideswipa na jego twarzy. Na następnego wskoczył Blurr, po czym uderzył jego głową o metalową ścianę rdzewiejącego kontenera, co od razu z knock outowało mężczyznę w średnim wieku.

"Najbardziej to ja lubię pić energon wymieszany z Mountain Dew..." wyszeptał, po czym podrapał się po brodzie." A robić to się ścigać, malować się, lubię czasami sobie pożartować z innymi, ale zawsze ktoś musi się na mnie za to wydrzeć. Zwłaszcza Strongarm!” skrzyżował ręce i oparł się o kontener, kiedy Blurr sklejał ręce i nogi mężczyzn pianką, mimo wszystko uważnie go słuchał.” Ona jest prawdziwym demonem pod tą piękną twarzą, naprawdę, nie wiem jak ja jej jeszcze nie ‘rzuciłem’, widocznie zbyt się przywiązałem do tego włochatego goryla." Sideswipa ruszył w stronę statku kiedy usłyszał, że powoli będą odpływać.

"Czekaj, masz na myśli, że masz dziewczynę?" natychmiast pobiegł za Sidesem.

Blurr i Sideswipe szybko ruszyli do ataku, poruszając się z gracją i szybkością. Ich ruchy były zgrane i harmonijne, jakby wykonując choreografię w środku bitwy. Blurr unikał ataków przeciwników, skacząc z jednego do drugiego, atakując celnie i szybko. Sideswipe natomiast posługiwał się siłą i energią, wdzierając się we wrogów i zadając ciosy, które wyrzucały ich w powietrze. Współpracowali ze sobą jak dobrze naoliwiona maszyna, przewyższając przeciwników swoją umiejętnością i zgraniem. Mimo że przeciwnicy próbowali się bronić, Blurr i Sideswipe nie zwalniali tempa. Ich ataki były szybkie i celne, trafiając dokładnie w słabe punkty przeciwników. Niezłomna determinacja chłopców sprawiła, że w końcu przełamali obronę wroga, obezwładniając każdego, kto stanął im na drodze. Pomimo przewagi liczebnej przeciwników, oboje pokonali ich wszystkich, pozostając na końcu jako zwycięzcy tej zaciętej walki

Oboje ich unieruchomili  i zostawili przed statkiem. Kiedy Sideswipe dzwonił, aby zawiadomić policję o złapaniu złodziei, Blurr podjechał autem. Załadował na przyczepę, którą zabrał od złodzieje swoje skradzione dobra. Po czym szybko oboje obaj odjechali, przez wejście które Blurr wcześniej otworzył.

Sides wyskoczył z auta Blurra i przesiadł się na swoje, po czym ruszyli dalej słysząc za sobą jedynie syreny policyjne.

“Mam nadzieję, że tutaj nie mają kamer!” powiedział Blurr.

“Spokojnie nic tu nie ma, jakby mieli kamery, nie musiał bym tutaj notorycznie przyjeżdżać.” powiedział Sideswipe ze skwaszoną miną.

Około kilka kilometrów dalej oboje się zatrzymali. Wtedy Sideswipe wyszedł z auta i się przeciągnął, po czym syknął przez ból który poczuł w swoim lewym ramieniu. Blurr był zaraz za nim.

"To była akcja co nie stary?" Zaśmiał się Sides "Szybką niezobowiązująca walka!"

"Nic ci nie jest stary?" Zapytał zmartwiony Blurr. Widział, że boli coś Sideswipa po walce.

"Nah nic mi nie jest, opatrzę się-" Blurr wepchnął Sideswipa do swojego auta." Czy ciebie do końca po-"

"Spokojnie, tylko cię opatrzę. Nie wyglądasz najlepiej."

"Nie wyglądam najlepiej...? Co masz przez to na myśli? Jest bardzo źle?" Zmartwił się.

Blurr jedynie zachichotał, po czym ściągnął górną część odzieży Sideswipa. Zarumienił się na widok wysportowanego acz nadal bardzo delikatnego ciała chłopaka. Miał wręcz niewidoczne blond włoski na skórze. Delikatne rozcięcia na jego ciele sączyły krwią.

"No co? Onieśmielam cię swoim ciałem greckiego boga?" Zaśmiał się szarmancko.

"C-co? Nie!" Zawstydził się i zaczął oczyszczać jego rany.

Przez chwili utknęli w niezręcznej ciszy, Blurr skupił się na opatrywaniu Sideswipa, sam chłopak rzucał wzrok raz na niebo, a raz na apteczkę Blurra, która miała lepsza zawartość niż to czego używał Fixit by wyciągnąć kolec z okolic intymnych Bumblebee.

"Musimy tak częściej robić stary, tylko ty i ja, nikogo więcej! Tym bardziej nie Strongarm..." Westchnął uśmiechając się i przymykając oczy.

"Ona jest tą twoją dziewczyną...?" zapytał w desperacji.

"Nie do końca, póki co uważam, że jesteśmy w ‘situation ship’, chociaż Drift mówi że taki coś nie istnieje." Spojrzał na Blurra." Staram się jak mogę, żeby w końcu się mną zainteresowała, ale póki co warzywa się na mnie bo tatusiowie jej nie kochali. Chciał bym, żeby chociaż przez sekundę zależało jej na mnie..."

"Czyli nie jesteście razem?" Poczuł znowu nadzieję w jego sercu.

"Teoretycznie nie, ale mimo wszystko już tak o niej mówię, żebym mógł powiedzieć 'a nie mówiłem?' na koniec."Uśmiechnął się, będąc pewny, że tak na pewno będzie.

"Ah! Świetnie! Cudownie!"powiedział ucieszony kończąc nakładać plastry.

"Wiedziałem, że mnie poprzez stary. To nasze drugie spotkanie, a już na takich samych falach nadajemy." poklepał go po plecach ucieszony.

"Oczywiście, że tak stary!" przełknął ślinę w niepewności." A może stary chciałbyś się spotkać, ze mną tak za tydzień u mnie? Mamy festyn w Griffin Rock i wiesz, fajnie by było no wiesz."

"O Boże czy ty mnie zapraszasz na clubbing? Tak, oczywiście, że tak!” stwierdził ucieszony.” Nikt mnie jeszcze w życiu nie zaprosił na clubbing”

“Czyli jestem pierwszym szczęśliwcem.” wysłał mu swój szarmancki uśmiech, po czym dostał kuksa od Sideswipa w ramię.

Na te słowa czerwonowłosego chłopaka, Blurr poczuł przypływ euforii. Nie wierzył, że naprawdę udało mu się to dokonać. Nie mógł uwierzyć w sam fakt, że jest tutaj teraz tak blisko Sideswipa, który chce być jego najbliższym kumplem, a jak nawet może kiedyś kimś więcej, w to przynajmniej chciał wierzyć Blurr w tym momencie. Nawet teraz czuł, że nie może doczekać przyszłego tygodnia.

[d-criss-news]

bradley7861: Darren Criss (Blaine Anderson in Glee, Music Meister in The Flash & Supergirl, Eugene Lindsey in Midway, Raymond Ainsley in Hollywood, Clark Kent/Superman in Superman: Man Of Tomorrow, Justice Society: World War II, Legion Of Super-Heroes & Justice League: Warworld, Raphael in Batman Vs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Sideswipe/Son in Transformers: Robots In Disguise, Sutemaru in The Tale Of Princess Kaguya, Harry Potter in A Very Potter Musical) and I 😄

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[autoacafiles]

So this has been something that's been asked for a few times, so after a long times work, here we have it! A hypothetical voice cast for the characters of Autobot Academy. If there's a character you don't see, it's as we don't want to rush figuring out a character. We may update this list in the future, however it'll be in our own time, so we won't be taking any questions about specific missing characters. And hey, if you have your own voices that don't match up with these, then feel free to stick with that!

Autobots

Yuri Lowenthal - Hot Shot/Excellion II/DF Hot Shot/Ben Tennyson

Ashley Eckstein - Lightbright/Maxima/DF Lightbright

Tara Platt - Artillery/Maelstrom/ CG-11272017

ThunderPsyker - Bumblebee/Mjolnir

Morgan Garrett - Arcee/Diabla/Spidarcee

Nick “Lanipator” Landis - Rampage/Shockaract/Straxus

Brianna Knickerbocker - Transmutate/Transmutate X/Transmutate IX

Sam Vincent - Side Burn/Darkburn

Rick “Rice Pirate” Lauer - X-Brawn/Wrenchit

Chris Hackney - Mach Alert/Infernox/Lio Convo/Galva Convoy

Tiya Sicrar - Moonracer

Christine Marie Cabanos - Nightracer/Wipe-Out

Ashley Johnson - Glyph

Kanono - Tap-Out/AlbinoBug

Lizzie Caplin - Tremor/Shockblast

Erika Ishii - Sonar/Noisemaze

DoktorApplejuice - Armorhide/Armorbreak

Josh Keaton - Sideswipe/Firebreaker/Sunstreaker/Mismatch

Alejandro Saab - Steeljaw/Shatter-Pattern/Phantomjaw/Hellhound

Chris Miller - Thunderhoof

Sumalee Montano - Lodestar

Max Mittelan - Hosehead/Contagion

Sam Regal - Bomb-Burst

Kyle McCarley - Longshot

Ben Diskin - Misfire/Missilefire

Lucas Gilbertson - Saber/Dark Saber/Devcon/DF Devcon

Li Ming Hu - Hightail/Ravager

Mike Ginn - Gridlock/Ravager

Erica Mendez - Galaxy Flare

Michelle Ang - Riptide

Vanessa Marshal - Strongarm

Jill Harris - Nautica/DF Nautica

Courtney Ford - Muzzle

Nicolas Cantu - Wasp/DF Waspinator

Erin Fitzgerald - Convex

Archie Kao - Roadblock

Connor Kelley - Sky High

Haven Kendrick - Hot Rodimus/Raze

Michelle Yeoh - Windblade

Shannon McCormick - Rung

Elizabeth Maxwell - Chromia

Edward James Olmos - Fortress Maximus

Travis Willingham - Rollout

Andrew Francis - Scorch

John DiMaggio - Kup/Nitro Zeus/Leadfoot

Kyle Herbert - Star Convoy/Orion Pax/Toxitron

Mark Bonnar - Starscream

Paul McGann - Perceptor

Jake Johnson - Devaron

Herself Sarah Wiedenheft - Saperion/Arcrunner

Debra Wilson - Elita-1

Nicolas Cage - Overload

Nathan Fillion - Silverstreak/Killstreak

Ian MacKellen - Alpha Trion

Maximals

Tara Strong - Slash

Bryce Papenbrooke - Leobreaker

Matt Mercer - Bigfight/Death Convoy

Tom Gliblis - Break

Aleks Le - Stampy

Jack DeSana - Whoop-Kong

Roger Craig Smith - Bound Rogue

Charlie Day - Rattrap

Protectobots

Ashly Burch - Whirl

Heather Watson - Minerva

Aerialbots

Ratana - Stiletto

Cherami Leigh - Skyburst/Stormclash

Rachel Robinson - Surge

David B. Mitchell - Silverbolt

Axellerators

Jamie Chung - Flare-Up

Ron Botitta - Amp

Decepticons

Jason Marnocha - Megatron

Isaac C Singleton Jr. - Soundwave

Kathleen Delaney - Thunderblast

Vincent D'nofrio - Motormaster

Laura Bailey - Drag Strip

Shelby Rabara - Wildrider

David Kaye - Gnashteeth

Marc "Ganxingba" Soskin - Thundercracker

Ian Hanlin - Skywarp

Ryan Reynolds - Deadlock

Kaley Cuoco - Flamewar

Todd Haberkorn - Stonecrusher

Maurice LaMarche- Cryotek

Josh Powell - Onslaught

Corey Burton - Shockwave

Sylvester McCoy - “Doc”

JK Simmons - Horntrap

Resistance

Cameron Monaghan - Beta Maxx

Neo-Maximals

LaMonica Garret - Great Convoy

Peter Dinklage - King Atlas

Lydia Leonard - Black Convoy

Sam Witwer - Venator

Others

Colin Baker - Jhiaxus

Billy West/Michael Dorn - Dion/Umbra Convoy

Greg Cipes - Carjack

[pluralsword]

working semi-steadily on chapter 19 of Addendum, Quickshadow as the adopted MTO daughter of the polycules Arcee/Anode/Lug and Flamewar/Slipstream/Shadow Striker/Rosanna was not on our bingo card before today

Gauge and Sideswipe's much older sister (in the case of the idw1 backports we've been doing for this fanfic novel)

[artsy-hobbitses]

So I watched Creed 3 last night. It was awesome but it makes me wonder if sunstreaker given the chance to actually go pro as fighter instead mob enforcer. Would he have done it and how would life be different for him ?

Please god don’t get me started on the Creed movies, I watched Creed 2 on a whim because it popped up while I was couch surfing while drawing one night (TV shows and cable movies are my white noise when I work) with NO knowledge of the franchise out of “Apollo Creed dies, Rocky avenges him, also Ivan Drago is legit terrifying”, and I swear I was changed lol.

As a rule of thumb I DON’T watch sports movies, I don’t watch sports in general, but holy shit I will make every exception possible for Creed 2 because it’s a MASTERCLASS in character writing. (Ask me how OK I am about Old Man Ivan realizing what actually matters to him and Victor’s desperation to make his father proud because he loves Ivan so much he’s willing to DIE in the ring if that’s what it takes to make Ivan happy, and Ivan doing for his son what Rocky could not do in time for Apollo Creed which ended up being a lifetime regret, because I am an ENTIRE SPECTRUM of NOT OK)

Creed 3 is a live action Hajime No Ippo and is genuinely one of the best things I’ve seen on the big screen (watching it in a theater with a bunch of excited bros treating the whole last match like it’s a real boxing round was AN EXPERIENCE), shout-out to all my mutuals CATCH THIS SHIT NOW and watch Creed II first so you can get your heart shattered in a million pieces.

NOW THAT I’M DONE GUSHING I’d say not TOO much would have changed! He’d still be a cocky, grinning showoff very full of himself, but much less of a blood knight willing to do WHATEVER it takes to win (he’d be more like Blurr in this regard). Also, less of a body count of course (Yes, he does have one. No, Sideswipe is not privy to the actual figure. Sides has been told that these are people who ‘deserved it’ and he’s not sure he wants to know anything further than that).

He ABSOLUTELY would have taken the opportunity, he wasn’t born with the desire to wreck shit after all! With the right coach who could help him direct his anger and outrage to a safer, more productive outlet, he would have been an absolute star, but he was taken under Thunderhoof’s wing for better or worse and he is who he is today.

Had he taken that route, his story would have been closer to Blurr’s, and he would have had a much better/closer relationship with Sideswipe (as it would have eliminated the need to keep secrets from Sideswipe, and Sideswipe’s deep concern for the slow degradation of his compassion/humanity).

[gods-sugar-daddy]

Characters I want to rattle like an angry maraca for an undiscerned amount of time based on how chewy they are

Call him gum the way I'm chewing on him all day

Starscream

Look at him. He's a petty bitch. He's standing there all smug and confident while thousands of traumas happen around him. He's a girlboss, he's an unrepentant pathological liar, he's megatron's silly rabbit, he's my babygirl. He's one of those toys that is animal shape but if you squeeze it, it's eyes or stomach pops out. I want to do that to him constantly. He has an immortal spark so it's ok he'll live.

Newt Giezler

He's the type of scientist Ian Malcom would hate. He's the Icarus of his tale. He overshot the sun and landed in the black hole at the center of our galaxy. He's not doomed by the narrative, the narrative is doomed by him. He's like a dog you need to keep an eye on constantly or else he decides that he actually can eat chocolate and devours a whole cake. Telling him to slow down is a slap in the face. How dare you tell him to wait for everyone else when he can finally see the way to save humanity, all the while becoming their enemy's greatest weapon. He's so invested in interviewing God he forgot he was dining with the devil. Who gets the bill in the end?

Jason Todd

Look at him. Look. He's everything he's been told but so much more. He's the tragic son. The black sheep. His past is rags to riches, his present is the unsettling truth, I hope his future is good. This is the guy that got me into fandoms. He is a part of my soul. So hurt and beaten by the world yet still kind and caring.

Ramses II (Prince of Egypt)

I am not talking about the real Pharaoh, only the one created by Dreamworks. Now I am a slut for good sibling dynamics but the best one is sibling vs sibling. I want that drama, the emotion of caring for someone your whole life only for them to betray you. Moses was ok to fight Ramses I when he went to free the Jews but to face his brother, one of the closest people he's ever been to, it's devastating. The utter joy when Ramses expressed when Moses is alive, he practically abandoned court etiquette. He was willing to lie to his father to keep Moses safe. They were the closest of brothers and now they're pitted against each other.

A rubber band, sproingy but not sustainable

Jazz

What do you see when you see Jazz? A happy go lucky guy without a care in the world? Wrong. He's Special Operations which means he's cheats, lies, steals for a living. He operates on a kill or be killed basis and he will kick your ass if he feels like it

Sunstreaker and Sideswipe

They're precious boys. They stand out from the Autobots bc they're so decepticon like. They were in the same Pit as Megatron and instead of joining him, they chose the Autobots. And despite all the comments, they're so loyal to the Autobots.

Skyfire

Imagine crashing in a snowstorm then waking up 4 billion years later that your entire planet is dead. Skyfire woke up to a world devastated by civil war, to a decepticon that wore his partner's face. He thought he knew what he was getting into because Starscream wouldn't lie to him. But he did. Skyfire shot down his ex because he's a good bot at heart and it hurts him to see someone close to him like this. He's a main character of a Greek tragedy.

Predigested sludge

Bumblebee

Listen, I love Bee. He got me into tf. But my god is he everywhere. I get it, he's the kids character. But he can be fun and playful and still kick ass. Looking at his arc from tfp to its successor RiD15, those are two different Bumblebees. Id love to shake him but he's Hasbro's cash cow. You can't shake a cash cow without the jangle drawing out capitalists.

[blue-jewel-muses]

Pairings

Here is a list of pairings that I'll have for each muse, it will be updated when I have a new muse:

Key:

/ - Familial & Friendship (platonic).

X - Romantic.

Bold - Pairing(s) I'm most interested in doing (but will do the others if asked)

Bioshock (Transformers)

Bioshock X Muse (Canon or OC)

Bioshock / Muse (Canon or OC)

Bioshock X Blitzwing (Transformers Animated)

Bioshock X Lockdown (Transformers Bayverse)

Bioshock / Shockwave (Animated and Bayverse)

Sidewinder (Transformers)

Sidewinder X Muse (Canon or OC)

Sidewinder / Muse (Canon or OC)

Sidewinder X Bumblebee (Animated and Bayverse)

Sidewinder X Sideswipe (Transformers Bayverse)

Sidewinder X Bulkhead (Transformers Animated)

Sidewinder X Hot Shot (Transformers Cybertron)

Sidewinder X Override (Transformers Cybertron)

Tallulah (Little Shop Of Horrors)

Tallulah X Muse (OC only)

Tallulah / Muse (Canon or OC)

Tallulah X Audrey II

Tallulah X Audrey

Tallulah X Orin Scrivello DDS

Tallulah / Audrey

Tallulah / Seymour

Topaz McLaren (Cars)

Topaz / Muse (OC or Canon)

Topaz X Jackson Storm

Topaz / Lightning McQueen

Topaz / Jackson Storm

Zatsu Saigami (Puella Magi Madoka Magica)

Zatsu X Female!Muse (or a Muse that identifies as female, OC only).

Zatsu / Muse (OC or Canon)

Zatsu X Homura Akemi

Zatsu / Madoka Kaname.

Zatsu / Mami Tomoe.

Zatsu / Sayaka Miki.

Zatsu X Mami Tomoe.

Tanya Williams (Pacific Rim)

Tanya X Muse (OC only)

Tanya / Muse (OC or Canon)

Tanya X Chuck Hansen

Peter Williams (Pacific Rim)

Peter / Muse (OC or Canon)

Peter X Female!Muse (or a Muse that identifies as female, OC or Canon)

Peter / Herc Hansen

Aqua (Planes: Fire & Rescue)

Aqua X Male!Muse (or a Muse that identifies as male, OC only)

Aqua / Muse (OC or Canon)

Aqua X Windlifter

Aqua / Cabbie

Aqua / Blade Ranger

Aqua / Dipper

Aqua / Smokejumpers

Aqua / Maru

Selina (Van Helsing)

Selina X Dracula

Selina X Male Vampire!Muse (OC only)

Selina / Verona

Selina / Aleera

Selina / Marishka

Selina / Female Vampire!Muse

Sigma Supreme (Transformers Animated)

Sigma X Male!Muse (or a Muse that identifies as male, Canon or OC)

Sigma / Muse (Canon or OC)

Sigma X Jazz

Sigma / Omega Supreme

Zeta Supreme (Transformers Animated)

Zeta X Muse (OC or Canon)

Zeta / Muse (OC or Canon)

Zeta / Omega Supreme

Metroplex (Transformers Cybertron)

Metroplex X Muse (OC only)

Metroplex / Muse (OC or Canon)

Metroplex X Optimus Prime

Metroplex / Quickmix

Metroplex / Menasor

Metroplex X Quickmix

Doc Hudson/Fabulous Hudson Hornet (Cars)

Doc X Muse (OC or Canon)

Doc / Muse (OC or Canon)

Doc / Lightning McQueen

Dalek Sec (Doctor Who)

Sec X Dalek!Muse

Sec / Dalek!Muse

Luna Anderson (911)

Luna / Muse

Luna X Lucy Donato

Luna X Evan "Buck" Buckley

Luna / Bobby Nash

Luna / Athena Grant

Luna / Henrietta "Hen" Wilson

Luna / Eddie Diaz

Luna / Howard "Chimney" Han

Lambda Supreme (Transformers)

Lambda X Male!Muse (or a Muse that identifies as male, OC or Canon)

Lambda / Muse (OC or Canon)

Lambda / Omega Supreme

Lambda X Jazz

Colossus

Colossus X Muse

Colossus X Megatron

Colossus X Lugnut

Colossus X Lockdown

Colossus X Soundwave

[asknarashikari]

Continuation of the previous ask.

The Gotchard Cast, Emu, Shinnosuke and Sideswipe decide to teach the Mini-cons how to react to the Riders because they don't know who most of them are except the Gotchard Cast and it could help them learn more about the Riders. Also, because they hospitalized Sento, Philip, and George for wanting to experiment on them and, out of fear, called upon the other Mini-cons to beat to beat the ever living s@#! out of them and were only stopped by the Gotchard Cast telling them to stop.

After some time, the Mini-cons have learned a lot about the Riders and the Riders decide to have some of the Mini-cons interact with the hospitalized Riders but Kaguya appears on the scene and decides to seduce Houtaro again and some Mini-cons decide to beat him up again.

(From left to right, Firebot the crash-response truck, High Wire the bicycle/dirt bike, Steel Wind the A-10 Thunderbolt II bomber plane, Runway the Boeing Sonic Cruiser, and Oceanglide the "solar sail" boat.)

High Wire uses his time ability to freeze Kaguya in place, Firebot and Runway both punch Kaguya in the face, Oceanglide uses his energy gathering ability to shoot a heat beam to break Kaguya's Legendriver to make sure he can't henshin, and Steel Wind uses his precision to kick Kaguya in his most vulnerable spot, his groin. Kaguya's starts to move again and he feels all what the Mini-cons did and the groin attack lets out a high-pitched scream and runs back to his dimension after seeing what caused his pain.

What are the Riders reaction to the Mini-cons learning more about them, their abilities, and their attacks against Kaguya.

Well, how they react to the Minicons learning about them and their abilities may depend on the rider. Some of them are pretty open about everything so they'd be fine with it, though obviously the counterpoint is that some are so mistrustful that they'd treat anyone knowing anything about them in that sense with suspicion (and with all the shit Riders go through, it's not really a wonder some of them would be like this)

Kaguya's beat up would be met with near universal amusement and exasperation