#trump gulf

[mysharona1987]

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[kirk-hammett-bl0g]

The Gulf of Mexico belongs to, you guessed it, Mexico.

It was never America's, Mexico was here first before Canada and America

You're a fucking idiot if you call it the Gulf of America

[thedialoguedilemma]

Google Maps has changed the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America.

The international community will still refer to this as the Gulf of Mexico.

Grocery prices are on the rise, egg shortages have been widespread, bird flu cases are increasing but this is the most important pressing issue to Donald Trump.

[saywhat-politics]

Google has just removed Pride Month and Black History Month from the calendar app.

This comes as they obeyed Trump by changing the Gulf of Mexico’s name to “Gulf of America.”

[godisarepublican]

YES!

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Google To Relist "Fascism" As "Happy Fun Party Time Thanks To President For Life Donald J. Trump Blessed Be His Name."

FIJMU News 1-28-25 by Apollo Redball

Shortly after the announcement that it would be obeying President Trump's idiotic nationalist order to call the Gulf of Mexico the "Gulf of America," Google has announced several more search term changes.

Not only will searches for fascism replace the word with "Happy Fun Party Time Thanks To President For Life Donald J. Trump Blessed Be His Name," but the following searches will also be altered against the user's will:

Freedom Of Religion -> Why Jesus Is Republican

Trump Civil Rights Violations -> How To Mind Your Own Business

Naziism -> Jewish Plot To Make Hitler Look Bad

Racism -> Why You Are Just Paranoid And Not At Risk

MAGA Covid Misinformation -> Vaccines Kill Millions Kittens Daily

Transphobia -> Why Holocaust Denying Has-Been YA Fantasy Authors Know Your Identity Better Than You

Political Ethics Reform -> New Discounts on Bread And/Or Circuses From Wal-Mart, Hobby Lobby And Amazon

Revisionist History In Schools -> Why Colonialism Is Silly Fun For The Whole Family

Trump Jan 6th Traitor Pardons -> National Heroes Set Free After Persecution By Satanic Baby-Eating Taylor Swift Fans

Child Concentration Camps -> Why Your Memory Of The News Is Worse Than It Really Was, And Camps Where You Can Be Re-Educated For The Glory Of The Nation

Abortion Rights -> (It just forwards your address to the cops)

Instagram Forcing People To Follow Trump -> Boots Are The New Lollipop!

Rage Against The Machine -> How To Report Neighbors to ICE

We Are So Fucked -> Cure Depression By Working For Amazon

Help -> Use Code "HeilMusk" For 5% off BetterHelp

Not to be outdone, the Bing search engine will continue to not function at all. With Google's AI results, extreme advertising priority and this new fascist shit, that is in fact genuinely better than Google.

[rejectingrepublicans]

[victusinveritas]

"She of the Jade Skirt."

[odinsblog]

[reality-detective]

I did not know Biden passed a law saying America couldn’t drill oil in The Gulf of Mexico.

But then again, Trump simply changed the name to the "Gulf of America" & quickly bypassed the law so therefore drill baby drill.

That's Genius... It reminds me of this 👇

In 1985, Donald Trump paid $10 million for Mar-A-Lago, the name of the Marjorie Merriweather Post estate in Palm Beach, Florida. On 3 October 2006, Trump had an outsized American flag (variously described as being either 15x25 feet or 20x30 feet) installed on an 80-foot-high flagpole at Mar-a-Lago, in violation of local zoning regulations that established a maximum size of 4x6 feet for flags and a maximum height of 42 feet for flagpoles. Trump put up his regulation-violating flag and pole without obtaining either a building permit or a variance from local authorities, and the Palm Beach town council accordingly fined him $1,250 (or, in some accounts, $250) for every day the flag remained in place (apparently citing him only for the pole but not the flag itself). Trump in turn filed a $25 million lawsuit against Palm Beach, claiming that the town was selectively enforcing its rules (by not fining other properties that were flying flags in violation of town ordinances) and infringing his constitutional right to free speech.

While Trump and the city argued back and forth, finally when the fine had reached 120,000 dollars Trump proposed a solution. He would donate that amount to veterans organizations, would move the flag and pole to a different location in front of the mansion and would only use a 50 foot flag pole. The city agreed. So Trump brought in a company who does Golf course construction, had them build a 30 foot high grassy hill and then put a 50 foot flag pole on top of it. 😂

As Paul Harvey said; "Now you know the rest of the story" 🤔

[deadpresidents]

"It's called rain, comes down from comes down from heaven. And they want to do, no water comes out of the shower. It goes drip, drip, drip. So what happens you're in the shower 10 times as long, you know. No water comes out of the faucet."

-- Exact transcript of President-elect Donald Trump complaining about shower heads with restricted water flow during a batshit crazy press conference at Mar-a-Lago, January 7, 2024.

President-elect Trump, who also pointed out during the press conference that "The windmills are driving the whales crazy", touched upon some more serious matters, as well, implying that the United States may take back control of the Panama Canal by force, potentially use force and/or economic coercion to force Denmark to sell Greenland to the United States (he will "tariff Denmark at a very high level" if they don't give us Greenland), and continued to suggest that Canada should become an American state. Oh, he also talked about changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the "Gulf of America" because he's an asshole.

In case you forgot, over 77 million Americans -- including, undoubtedly, people you love and who say they love and care about you -- voted for this person to lead our country for the next four years, despite...well...despite fucking everything we have experienced since 2015.

I seriously don't know if I can do this again for another four years.

[socialjusticeinamerica]

[kropotkindersurprise]

That first glitch is probably pretty prophetic, I just wonder how they'll cleave the UK in twain. [link]

[republicansaretheproblem]