#truly the funniest timeline

[bardcoven]

destiels and huntlows are beefing right now i’m fucking crying what fucking timeline are we in

[lazylittledragon]

dndads s1 you're so special to me

[pheroyyay]

[phoenixcatch7]

Man I am just SO CONFUSED. About the time line of this game.

No one is telling me how long links been gone! Or how long the botw-totk timeskip was! They all just started selling my stuff again lol. I'm going to have to get everything redyed!

Me: hey random stranger! Lore dump? You look like a lore dumper.

Kindly npc: why hullo there, link ^^! My, I haven't seen you in a while since the calamity ended! I was so worried when they said you and the princess had gone missing! But it's good to see you're well.

Me: aw, thanks. How long has it actually been tho.

Kindly npc: ^u^

[navree]

the return of MAWS is nigh which means that if twink slade is not in every single episode, with lines, we riot

[starplusfourletters]

Guys I think I've lost my mind

VOY s7e11 shattered == TCW s7e11 shattered

Like, only in terms of production order. But in this essay I will

[sillylittlerebloqs]

I THOUGHT IT WAS A RANDOM DUDE, THIS IS THE HUMAN PET GUY??!?!?!?

[catsatopmydesk]

Every day I think about this guy who got called out for being disrespectful towards Buddhism and they went "no don't worry I have permission" and posted a screenshot from a Buddha ai

[to-skit-or-not-to-skit]

bro carl92 knew EXACTLY where that fucking song was from. he literally recorded it straight from the source. he specifically recorded the least questionable part of the film. we all thought he was eating a bag of CHIPS. and this was the song that stumped people on the internet for 3 years. this is truly the funniest fucking timeline

[p4nishers]

so not only is the sylki kiss erased from the timeline but the lokius song plays over the citadel scene. eric martin u r truly the funniest person alive

[dear-ao3]

anon who are you. Who Are You. you sent me this on january 17, 2024. you were talking about the lewis hamilton contract. WHO FROM FERRARI IS FOLLOWING DEAR-AO3.

oh the ferrari tea i wish i wasn't contractually prevented from spilling...

CHARLES LECLERC??????

[discordiansamba]

I think the funniest part of the zuko time travel AU is that it inevitably ends up with there being two Zukos in the Gaang. It's so awkward. future Zuko has at least gotten really good at not responding to 'Zuko' so they at least get to avoid the name confusion, but there's no getting around the fact that having two of them around is super weird.

it's awkward as hell for Zuko. Sure, some part of him knew that he'd have to deal with traveling with... well, himself if he chose to join the Avatar and his companions. What should he even call him? Should he just keep calling him Li like everyone else is? What do you mean he's honorary family to the Water Tribe siblings? Like, he's not stupid, he'd noticed they were close, but siblings? and Chief Hakoda just rolls with this? what does that mean for him? what are the boundaries here?

and Li is just. what the fuck. what am I doing here. I- he was supposed to choose Azula in the catacombs. Why did past me side with the Avatar this time. Is this my fault? This is definitely my fault. What do I even do now? How does this affect the future? Sure he's been trying to change the future, and he knew the younger version of himself would join them eventually, but... Except he can't tell anyone this because that would mean admitting to the fact that this isn't how the timeline went for him, and Katara's already mad enough at him as it is already about Aang dying.

(which he really did try to prevent. truly. but even when he'd thought he'd changed the future, it still happened.)

[karumbusarr]

with the season about to end soon, my mind keeps going back to ep 8. it was such a beautiful episode with profound confessions and moments, i adore that episode.

im really excited for them to finally get together properly after everything gets solved soon, but i really miss 2nd 2023 timeline sun jae. he was such an adorable idiot who was so down bad for literally more than a decade and then finally got his girl after the funniest night only to be stabbed like what even. he was such a happy giddy boi and they were so giggly and happy, it was truly a dream. he was so cute with the the whole digging up the time capsule and waiting for her, falling down into the water and then acting all 'top star' rizz, losing his mind about sol staying over and finally leaning in so preciously for consent and being so giddy the entire day. my heart just aches for him truly, he was everything and the future was everything they could've asked for. it's sad that technically the entire night they spent together is erased from the timeline they both will remember, it's so sad. the only silver lining is that they had one night for them to truly be with each other without any worries and just be absolute dumbasses with each other.

[tossawary]

But, for real, the funniest "Strawhats meet early" AU that I can think of at the moment (focusing on the East Blue crew here again) is an early meeting and team up between Zoro and Usopp.

Zoro somehow ends up on the Gecko Islands. Maybe he's lost, maybe he's following a trail, but the ultimate ending here is that he somehow catches Captain Kuro out and beats him and his followers. (See OPLA episode where Zoro says, "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?" to Klahadore.) Zoro only doesn't get killed because Usopp swings in, utterly terrified, to shoot pepper in people's eyes or something, and/or Kaya musters her strength and anger to hit someone from behind with a table leg. (Kaya's parents live, maybe? Can't remember the details of the timeline at the moment. Zoro could probably manage this as young as 16 years old if need be? Maybe he left his island a year earlier than is traditional because he felt ready to go.)

Yay, Zoro is a hero! And Usopp is a hero with him! And Usopp has very little left in Syrup Village besides Kaya, who doesn't really need him, and so he begs Zoro to take him on as an apprentice! Not as a swordsman? Although, of course, (lying:) Usopp would be an amazing swordsman, obviously! But as a brave warrior of the seas! Like, in general? He's only 14-16, but he's got heart!

And Zoro is obviously like, "No, fuck off." And Usopp replies, "Okay, but you can't stop me from just following you around anyway? Please? I mean, fuck you! I do want I want! Oh, please don't kill me." And Zoro is like, "Fine, whatever." Because Kaya's parents gifted a boat (not the Going Merry) to the both of them, Usopp can actually navigate a little, and Zoro is too tired to just physically throw Usopp off the boat at the moment. He'll just drop Usopp off again whenever Usopp's courage runs out.

And so begin the teenage adventures of Captain Usopp and his first mate, Zoro! ("We're not a crew," Zoro says. "And if we were, you wouldn't be the captain." "Okay, but which one of us is steering here?" Usopp says. "No! Don't take the wheel again!! You're going to kill us both!!!) They're going to sail around East Blue in circles because Zoro is still training and Usopp keeps desperately coming up with excuses not to enter the Grand Line yet.

Depending on how early these events happen, if you really do try and do this with Baby Zoro (16yo) and Baby Usopp (14yo, truly baby, Yasopp, come and get YOUR CHILD), then you could fudge the timeline a little and they could run into 17yo Portgas D. Ace on his way to the Grand Line. Ace isn't about to bring babies into the Grand Line with him, but holy shit, he can at least show them how to sail properly before he goes, what the fuck. Oh, shit, he LEFT DAWN ISLAND without teaching Luffy how to sail, FUCK. He needs to get a Den Den Mushi RIGHT NOW and CALL MAKINO. (I don't know whether or not Ace could actually sail at that point in time, possibly not, but he's pretty clever, and I like to imagine he at least talked to people and tried to study before going. If he didn't, then wow. And I do imagine that someone tried to give Luffy the basics of sailing, but the information slipped immediately out of his head.)

[peppermintbiotics]

i think coworkers is truly the funniest way to describe akane and sigma's relationship. clocking in again at the timeline factory and it's just you, your coworker, and your clone children

[iaus]

talk about salem on the oil rig. are any of his party members there too or is it just him and a bunch of other grizzly bear type guys in the middle of the ocean

I think the funniest thing is I DID ask my dnd party what they thought their character's modern day jobs would be:

Frederick: "the twink at a retail job who doesn't do anything and doesn't get fired for some reason"

Yerafyn: "in between online astrologist, working at a cafe that's a tarot shop, or nepo baby who interns at a magazine she doesn't take seriously, or an actress in plays held in like random parks" I think it was just decided that Yera might be a nepo baby who does all of the above which. Love that for her.

Maeve: I think it was determined she's doing what she does in canon timeline (traveling and helping people)

So like. In short. I think there's a possibility they're all localized to the same town/city Salem's in? But it's probably mostly Salem with a bunch of random grizzly bear type guys.

Like. Not to say my first thought was Salem having sweaty dirty sex with the other guys at his job but. It kind of was.

But truly in my heart of hearts I think he'd be too depressed to get it up in a reality where he's working on an oil rig. LIKE. Putting Salem in a modern AU is like making Porter a teacher... He lacks enrichment. And a proper way to run away from his grief over his family.

I love Salem this is my opportunity to put him in the worst timeline possible. He'd definitely be an alcoholic. He'd be making as few connections as possible, probably dodging Alfie attempting to convince him to get back together with them, definitely does not have hobbies for his off time, and is probably living in an apartment that is peak "we need so little to make us happy" / "a bedframe would be nice" / "don't deserve one" male living spaces.

Like there is no in between for him in a modern AU... It's either gonna be that genre where the dude loses everything and ultimately ends up dying alone and nothing's changed OR he's the loser red flag romcom love interest who kind of but not really changes through the power of love.

I am so sorry I've no idea where this was going

Anyway. In short. I am microwaving him in this timeline. He's not happy. But. I think he could get fixed if the party was in the same town as him.