#true lies au

[maithefluffychicken]

Steve's parents are never home.

They're never home because they're spies, married, happily even. They're Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jamie Lee Curtis in True Lies.

Steve knows. Fuck it. Steve is a young in-training, spy-to-be, endorsed by his parents, and so young with a fucking magnificent curriculum already. His cover as a regular student in Hawkins High has been perfect for years, including heartbreak and befriending young kids and babysitting and all that jazz.

Steve even played along with his dumb jock roll and then, oblivious babygirl working a whole summer at Scoops Ahoy, where he met Robin.

Robin's skills were noticed by him and the Harringtons, offering Robin to join the Omega Sector intelligence service.

Everything was going smoothly, until Eddie Munson happened.

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Eddie Munson, Hawkins' minor drug seller, local pariah, trailer park trash... a fucking menace who can't stay still and Dustin's new hero.

Steve hates him.

He must admit, the boy is charming in an annoying way that gets him off his skin. And handsome. With stupidly big brown eyes and wide smile with dimples.

But Eddie is a troublemaker, and the fact that he sleeps with the most dangerous men doesn't help. Steve is not jealous, he is not. But when Dustin tells Steve that Eddie told him about this guy that he slept with who was planning an attack on Hawkins' Lab?

Steve finds himself saving Eddie's ass when this criminal leader goes after him, obsessed with the long haired dealer, and travelling around the world to dismantle the criminal net.

Shennanigans assured, innuendo, only one bed, and if Steve and Eddie fall in love in the meantime, well. That's the story.

[butchlesbiancosmo]

bad ending: timmy grows up and completely forgets his fairies like they never even existed

good ending: timmy gets adopted by cosmo & wanda, becomes a fairy and is never seen again in the human world

true ending: timmy grows up and makes a life of his own on earth BUT gets to keep his memories about fairies and becomes an intermediary between new godkids and fairykind. in other words he gets to keep his friends and family from BOTH earth and fairy world

[bugaboooooooooo]

sweetest girl in all of Paris!!!

finally got around to drawing loveybug from the wonderful @asukiess, @pisoprano and @blur0se <3

[discordiansamba]

how do toph and merman zuko meet?

By chance!

I think they first meet in the period between Azula's defeat at Ba Sing Se, but before the eclipse. She might not have to deal with the Dai Li anymore, but the city is still stifling. She makes frequent escapes out into the countryside whenever she can, where she can get some earth between her toes.

Zuko follows the path of the river past Ba Sing Se's walls. He made the effort to come out all this way following the gossip he heard about his sister and the Avatar, but part of him is just bemused he got past the walls so easily. Turned out all the Fire Nation needed to infiltrate Ba Sing Se was someone who could breathe underwater.

Of course, his journey ends at the massive lake the river dumps out into. He can't get any further. He decides to hang out for a few days- mostly just trying to figure out what the fuck this massive structure under the lake is. It looks earthbent. Weird.

He and Toph just happen to be in the same place at the same time. Toph calls out to him- because it that someone swimming in fucking Lake Laogai? And they just... sort of hit it off from there, especially once Zuko realizes she's blind.

And then they just kind of keep running into each other. She tags along with Aang sometimes while he's trying to track this ocean spirit or whatever, but for the most part she just goes off on her own. She has no interest in going in the water. She does find it kind of weird that she keeps running into this same guy- but this sort of thing actually happens to them a lot.

[magsev]

MAGSEV 010: HUMAN REMAINS.

"I swear, I’ll get to the bottom of this. They’ll have to kill me otherwise. You’ll know which one comes first."

In the aftermath of the attack on their office, the Cataloguing Department is left with more questions than answers, and takes one large shock to the entire system. Will it be the nail in the coffin for the withered and bruised staff? ...Why should they know? It's not like it's ever been their right to.

It's here! It's here! The last episode of MAGSEV SEASON ONE! Wow....I have so many sappy words I have to hold back (trust me, i am making a post...) but tldr- thank you to EVERYONE who's supported this silly little fanproject and given me the space to be nerdy about my fixations! Thank you for tuning in, wether it be just now, or every week, or since the project announcement in July!

There WILL be a Season 2, there WILL be Season 1 extras and art, and maybe even a DTIYS, so you'll have to stay tuned for future announcements!

One last thank you- it's been a ride!!

[shara-dee]

since my inner writer has turned mostly dysfunctional in the past months, I decided to share something that's been on my mind for a while but I'll probably never have enough motivation to write it.

Chenrich Online AU

and like. hear me out.

• Alex is a youtuber with little but loyal audience. She shares covers of her favorite songs and occasionally posts guitar tutorials and life-style vlogs featuring her brother. Also has a tumblr blog but posts there irregularly, mostly her opinion on artists.

• Steph is a chronically online individual, her whole persona was carefully built on tumblr that she mostly uses herself to post campaign prompts and to generally gush about DnD and music. And man is this girl popular there.

• Steph is the one who finds Alex's YT through one of her acoustic Firewalk covers. She is very fast to write an enthusiastic post about this talented and yet so unpopular girl.

• ...and maybe, just maybe some of her compliments were not really just about her voice or a song...

• When Alex gains a couple hundreds followers in a short period of time and in one of the comments sees 'yo, who came here from steph?', she does her research.

• Long story short, Alex ends up texting Steph on tumblr thanking her for the shoutout and they quickly connect through similar taste in music, slowly getting to know other sides of each other.

• They start to share audience. And shortly after their followers notice that Alex covers the songs Steph posted about not long before that.

• Sometimes Alex ever so slightly references Steph in her vlogs.

• And strangely enough, Steph posts her recent campaign featuring a bard character that strangely resembles Alex. Their audience gets suspicious.

• When Steph appears in one of the Alex's vlogs, the comment section is filled with shippers.

• But when after a while Alex posts a cover on 'Blister in the Sun'... Well, it was something.

• They never announce their relationship, but it isn't really hard to notice the changes in the background in Alex's videos with DnD books on the shelves and familiar beanies not so carefully placed on the dresser.

• When in the very end of one the videos they kiss, it was no surprise to anyone.

[acequinz]

Does anyone remember the idea i pitched about the DFS as an emperor, LLH as his concubine and FDB as the new empress being forced into a marriage.

Switching things around for that. LLH is the real emperor but switched positions with DFS for safety reasons and cause he's not supposed to be overworking himself.

This causes a massive confusion for FDB who had the ceremony with DFS but enters the marriage chambers to find LLH lounging on the bed.

"why are you here?" Fang Duobing asks, standing at the edge of the bed. There was no anger in his tone just a bone deep exhaustion from the ceremony and the need to crawl into the bed regardless of the new man being present was strong.

"to keep my betrothed company." Li Lianhua smiles coyly, trying to take a peek under the veil to see his bride's face.

Fang Duobing nodded as the understanding came to him, "ah- great, then you can entertain him. Is there a different room for me? I wanna sleep." He muttered, looking around for an exit that wouldn't give him away.

Li Lianhua chuckled grabbing Fang Duobing's wrist and pulling him to the bed so he could look at him properly, right at that time the door opened and Di Feisheng stepped in closing the door behind him and securing it.

"I see you started already," Di Feisheng said, carefully keeping his voice neutral.

"Aiyah I need to see my bride's face at least, there's nothing inappropriate going on," Li Lianhua waved his hand at the emperor while Fang Duobing struggled to free his wrist.

"who said I am your wife? Let go!" Fang Duobing whined, tugging harder. "You! You help me! I don't care what sort of business you have with your consort! I don't want to be a part of your silly perverted games! I am a man from a proper upstanding family. How dare you treat me this way?" He yelled at Di Feisheng, his surprise at being overpowered as obvious as the moon shining in the sky.

Di Feisheng rolled his eyes before striding over and pulling Fang Duobing's arm free but he did not let his escape, rather he picked him up and deposited the new bride in the waiting arms of his consort who seemed very pleased holding the mouth gaping wife.

"yes, i know. It's very stimulating isn't it? How easy he picks you up like you weigh nothing? When he did that to me the first time I was so red I had to visit the physician to make sure I wouldn't burst," Li Lianhua teased, boping the nose of the youngest in the room.

"Xiangyi~" Di Feisheng interrupted, his voice rough.

"okay okay, I was just teasing. I will explain everything to our new bride."

[emissary-of-the-moon]

I have a midwestern country Twilight agenda to push so heres my list of things Twi does/experienced from a certified midwesterner

- goes and stands on the deck as soon as there's talk of severe weather rolling in

- "ya know it wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the wind chill (winter) / humidity (summer)"

- very large bonfires (like we're talkin doesn't fully go out for days)

- long ass goodbyes (bonus points if it ends with Twi slapping his knee and say "welp 'spose i better get going")

- "ope", "don't cha know", "smells like rain" (not for the wolf reasons)

- any variation of talking about the weather

- way too many miscellaneous story about the hometown (like "oh those trees are in front of the school cause some kids died")

- complaining about the cities™ (bonus points if one city is the 'cake-eater' city)

- complaining about construction season

- complaining about people not knowing how to drive "we get snow every year how do you forget how to drive in it"

- bring your tractor to school day

- everything is a 20-30 minute drive away

- "jeet" (did ya eat), "jever" (did ya ever)

- nosy as hell

- really fast walker

-calls mosquitoes 'skeeters'

[amber-jinx]

Some AmberPrice & BTS details in Life is Strange: Forget Me Not comics

So in this universe Rachel knew Kate but I assume they left before Kate jumped?

So it was Steph who's feeling all those blue words there.

Glad to see AmberPrice here. It's interesting. Rachel "read the room" and sensed the tension from Alex, and went along with it by saying that she has a shoot tomorrow to prevent any conflict from happening. Chloe the blurer one went like "you do? XD I imagine Rachel explaining to Chloe that something was up that's why she said what she said & Chloe being like "oh..."

The photoshoot was more of an excuse than a real reason; Rachel utilized her people skills once again to go with the flow/give others what they want. (Girl will always be a social genius in whichever reality haha)

Rachel and Alex could've had some great interactions. The former tends to wear masks and blend in and Alex can literally read what Rachel was really feeling & thinking when others could not. Imagine the shockness Rachel would feel & Alex reads her surprised thoughts too

(Rachel, internally: who's this chick? No one could read me like this before, does she have some mind reading powers? Alex, internally: bet.)

Also we could see Chloe in this reality was someone who completely disengaged with her Blackwell past, and changed to someone different from the Green hair Chloe who kinda embraced her past having Max back. I feel like there's some potential here that could be explored-- how she & Rachel continue to deal with her pasts & face their future in their new lives. Are they gonna move on & put it behind them forever? What about Rachel's Long Beach childhood? This Chloe "domestication" and Rachel's acting career kicking off could also bring turbulence to their relationship.

I was also wondering how it would go if this Rachel actually met the Green hair Chloe who lost her Rachel. Give her a hug, at least.

My other reblog & thoughts

Full issue 1 yt video here (there's also one without commentary)

Issue 2 bts parts here.

Ps: was on Reddit for the lis comics, just hope that people would stop the amberprice pricefield war; also some pricefielders really have Rachel misunderstood it's sad

[alectoperdita]

this is not relevant to the in-text story because it's rated T, but i need people to know

fox god Seto has a knot

[lakesparkles]

Can u draw a skunk

I drew a skunk today, but it's also Alex Chen (I don't know if you like Life is Strange, sorry):

Inspired by this ask

[dumvixerum]

Okay hear me out HEAR ME OUT

[ender1821]

cast a spell on my heart

Posted on ao3: read here!

Standing in front of the town’s record shop, now fully redecorated to appear as though it’s a magic shop, Pearl has started to feel just a bit too out of her element.

She cranes her head awkwardly to the side to read the sign out front, which displays the words ‘The Crystal Cliffs Emporium’. Apparently, it’s where she’s supposed to go to find the next key item for her quest— collect three magical stones to unlock the seal on something called…a Rune Blade…?

So, Pearl might not be the best person to LARP with.

— — —

(In which Pearl is absolutely clueless on how to pretend as a Queen and discovers that flirting works just as well as actually roleplaying. — For @mcyt-yuri-week Valentines day 2: Royalty/Knight)

[bulletbilltime]

Just Breathe

Did some doodle fanart for @kakita-shisumo's Bookstore Max AU, more specifically a scene from Breathe! It's such a heartbreaking series in some ways, but also cute in others, especially the fic I linked! Highly recommended read!

[incorrectgenv]

[azucar-skull]

Me in November: man, escaping abuse is a lot to go through, I need an outlet

Feral Casey AU:

Gentle reminder that FCAU will be covering "comfort zone" representation (stuff that resonates with me, like MLTS)