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Dick Grayson, watching Bruce sleep his way through the Justice League, have 17 different situationships, and leave a trail of ridiculously hot but emotionally unavailable exes in his wake: well that's not going to be ME when I grow up
#narrator: dick was very very wrong#but he tried#bruce wayne#batman#dc#dc comics#dick grayson#nightwing#batfamily#imagine having a messy scorpio for a dad#claiming you won't be like that#and then proceeding to just be a slightly nicer version of that
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I think I made some of you guys a little sad with my last post, so you can have some happy aftermath twins before part 2, as a treat ❤️

#my art#gravity falls#gravity falls au#HWINEBHABWNAJCAHOWEEATOWEUB AU#gravity falls fanart#stan pines#stanley pines#grunkle stan#stanford pines#ford pines#grunkle ford#stan twins#i need to find a gravity falls discord or smth- it's basically a ritual for me with every fandom#i tried to find some on the internet but they're so... rude?? maybe it's just me but i dont think#openly cussing people out and insulting the people who want to leave the server is a very “positive and open” server they claimed to be#which was so crazy because Ive never seen a discord server be like that?? like usually they're pretty chill but these ones like actively#called people bitches and lame assholes after they left the server like CHILL my man- they're allowed to Not stay#it wasnt even just one- I had to go through like 4 to 5 different GF servers and they were all like that- it was CRAZY#anyways!! that was just me rambling it was just such a weird experience for me#GOD I am PLAGUED by thoughts of this AU
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Snake Year
#jjba#jolyne cujoh#stone ocean#jojo’s bizarre adventure#deliart#i feel like ive done a lot of green lately so i tried for blue/red/yellow but as always got sidetracked lmaooo#i dooo wanna post some of the alternative color palettes i had for this but it would require a lot of cleanup.. hm#also fighting for my life drawing a snake. thankfully ive already gone down the different boa morphs rabbit hole before for a commission#it was fun i learned a lot so im happy i found a use for that again :)#i wanna add prints for this but i think tumblr makes rb links nonfunctioning. just redirects you to the dashboard...#i wanna find some other site for uploading prints either way. idk where tho bc the most cited ones are all for original works#and i doubt claiming my art is transformative or whatever works. tbh i should try posting my original stuff here#considering the amount of 'i dont go here' tags i get i feel like there could be some enjoyment there?#many thoughts
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Exactly 💯!
WHY we were so robbed of emotional moments between stevebucky in the mcu like this??


#mcu bitches#stucky#are the loves of my life#no matter how hard they try to alter it#ill never#ever#buy their alterations#steve rogers x bucky barnes#are forever#together#in every timeline#so screw eg#and every other bs#the writers#producers#whomever#tries to claim#differently
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i will never understand how people have the heart to hate Jason even after they found out that his Ambrosia tastes like fucking sawdust. Ambrosia being tasty is like one single happy thing a demigod can have despite their tragic lives, because it reminds them of the home they once had, but lost. And Jason doesn't even have that, he doesn't even have a home to lose in the first place.
#He didn't even get the bare minimum of anything#what the fuck I'm bawling#json grace haters who make false claims about his character trying to villianize him go fuck yourselves I'm serious#genuinely y'all make so mad so DNI on my lage#hating a character is fine but outright making false claims about his actions to manipulate others into jumping on the hate train aswell??#how could you despise him with this knowledge. “because he tried replacing perc-” shut the fuck up if that's the reason#It was technically jason who was so quickly replaced in camp Jupiter after his sheer 11 years of hardwork#but oh no it's completely fine that no one in cj sent a search party after him and only jason gets the blame for landing in chb#I will never forget the part of the fandom who tried to convince me that Jason was a bad character who deserved to die.#pjo#pjo fandom#percy jackson#pjo hoo#pjo series#jason grace#pjo hoo toa#annabeth chase#piper mclean#leo valdez
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Couldn't unsee Aira's hair as literally pink Azul hair so I had to make this once episode 10 of Dandadan dropped
#my art#twisted wonderland#twst#azul ashengrotto#suspiciously high effort shitpost sorry#airazul real#azul before he got wrecked in book 3 be like#delusional sorta au ramblings (with spoilers) ahead#with mayu as momo#this means azul is insane and thinks mayu is a demon#and tries to exorcise her with a cross while the tweels just let it happen bc its funny#his evidence be like#she just showed up one day with no ID or background#claims she came from another world but never specified what world#she can communicate with beasts (grim)#she gets along with floyd whos a demon of his own kind#she likes jamil which is NOT normal behaviour#ig instead of a ball hes shoving a golden contract at her face#telling her to sign and he can save her soul from damnation#anyway aira really does have pink azul hair
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Teen dad Danny Fenton moving into Crime Alley and getting a reputation for helping. Street kids willing to babysit Ellie and Dan while he’s job hunting can spend the night, have a meal, get cash, whichever they choose. Sec workers who do Ellie’s hair/nails/babysit some nights also get the same benefits. He will treat anyone with injuries for the low price of showing Ellie and Dan their guns/taking them to the observatory/getting him job opportunities.
All of the people in Crime Alley know the single meta dad with two kids, who has helped half the alley at least. Everyone is also aware of how Ellie calls her other parent ‘The Bastard’, and how bad their nightmares are, the ones they have to call Danny for(A few of his repeat guests have seen the scars and burns on his arms. Some of the older street kids recognize that hunted look he gets when people touch him when he doesn’t know they are there. Some of the sec workers notice how protective he is of his kids, and the younger workers. No matter who they are, they all notice how Dan gets quiet and angry when asked about his ‘other dad’. They all have sworn never to let those kids go back to the other dad, Danny included. They are a part of Crime Alley now, and they protect their own)
Danny doesn’t realize how far his reputation goes/how much everyone trusts him until two of his regulars bring in an injured Red Hood, promising him whatever he wants in exchange for him helping their boss.
#loosely based on a fic on ao3#funny#misunderstanding#dc x dp#they think danny is a teen parent#dad danny#de aged dan#de aged ellie#crime alley has claimed him#he is their meta teen dad now#if Batman tries anything#they will fist fight him#Danny has been adopted by the community#but has no idea
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“Veggietales is Christian propaganda” veggietales taught me that I am special and loved and I should stand up for what is right and also not to trust the IRS
#veggietales#yeah guess who the IRS still tried to wring more money out of from 2020 (:#luckily I proved them wrong but COME ON guys#go after the billionaires like you claimed you would#stop trying to eke out more money from me by looking over old documents AGAIN looking for a hundred more bucks or two#ONLY to find out you made a mistake#bloodsuckers the lot of em
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Babi Ratchet trying to fix everyone
Babi Wheeljack trying to fix everything

Sparkling Wheeljack somehow manages to explode stuff and hurt himself, sparkling Ratchet is not amused and tries to fix him
#emphasis on tries#that little man is not a certified medic#do not be fooled by what he claims#transformers#transformers one#baby prime#baby prime asks#transformers au#class jezter art#tf ratchet#tf wheeljack#wheelratch
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everyone out here fighting about langdon vs. santos but i’m still traumatised by the jump scare that was javadi inviting herself to mckay and mateo’s hang out 😭
#the pitt#the pitt spoilers#this episode was incredible#people can claim lazy writing all they want but the amount of hints the show has given us and then to purposefully go the route we tried to#convince ourself out off because Langdon was way more likeable than santos??#incredible#but then again these 2 I care abt the least when they have such fantastic other characters#like the way people say they wanna drop the show they’ve been raving about just because their fave handsome white male was in fact#endangering patients?? geez#anyway gimme more dana and mohan and mel plssss
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Virgin alpha Eddie pops a knot the second he's fully inside Steve for the first time and is embarrassed and trying to play it off and joke about it
Steve is too lost in the sauce of it all to be paying attention to what Eddie's saying because he has never felt more sexy or desirable
#steve does say i love you#for the first time#which is true#but he tries to claim it doesnt count#eddie will not let him live it down#ever#steve harrington#stranger things#eddie munson#steddie#alpha eddie munson#omega steve harrington#im trying this again
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u know what i love forcemasc and im not even gonna try to Validate it for the masses with "i want to be allowed to explore my identity" i like taking away peoples autonomy and i think men are hot. there will be no cis girls left when im through with them. i am maliciously injecting every girl i see with testosterone and u cant stop me. i am the evil trans boy turning innocent young girls into fat hairy men. and me and my army of sweaty tboys are going to topple society. together
#squeaking#every time someone complains about forcemasc and tries to claim its worse or not as good of a kink as forcefem#i will smother one (1) new woman with testosterone gel#game set match. idiots#forcemasc#autoandrophile
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Emotional scene from Muppets Star Trek.
#star trek#muppets#data tng#picard#tng#kermit#fan art#next gen#okay so like…#this is obviously mostly intended as a joke but also#human is arbitrary#especially in star trek where every other planet seems to have its own sapient nonhuman species#human is fucking arbitrary#data holds humanhood as the ideal because he was built by humans#but also because the qualities that are most often used to define him as 'lesser' are qualities that humans especially seem to prize#nobody's tries to claim that vulcans aren't real people because they don't feel emotion#or that ferengi don't show enough empathy to qualify#we don't get any betazoids going around saying that true personhood is defined by how good you are at mindreading#in a world where the enterprise was crewed by muppets#and data genuinely was the closest thing to a human onboard#Measure Of A Man would have been about Picard trying to prove that you can't have someone dismantled#just because they can't sing or travel by map
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prusty torment nexus
#venture bros#the venture brothers#vbros#pete white#rusty white#thaddeus venture#ts venture#peterusty#admin draws#fanart#ideally id ramble long here but i have labs tomorrow mornign...#im just thinking pete probably grew up with at best a vague knowledge of who rusty is cause i just imagine his family not having a TV#and in college he gets a little puppy crush from sheer proximity when hes jsut like naw rusty is fun thats why i like him#meanwhile rusty is not fun he tries too hard and his friendship with pete rests upon pete splitting a joint with him at the freshman bash#and them being on the same dorm floor and snowballing common friendgroup of losers#like yeah theres genuine fondness here but its heavier on pete's side. hes not exactly starstruck but its easier to explain it like that#instead of giving up the bad fight of claiming hes not gay for the next 15 years#rusty despite himself just relaxes into a relationship only because pete is that perfect mix of non threatening to his own self worth#cause hes also a massive loser#but also giving him the kind of attention he craves without it being overbearing#thats my half asleep peterusty manifesto
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i found out about this video on the official mclaren tiktok account which had reposted it from his story lmao so it's like he was slutty and stupid on main and then his employer saved it to put it on main main
#it's from april 2021(?)#as far as i can tell#so he can't even claim it was a result of lockdown#lando norris#i tried to gif it and failed for reasons so anyway here's the video
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I cannot count the number of times this has happened, maybe minecraft youtubers should stop playing pranks on each other and it’ll stop all this war and betrayal idk
#fae.txt#mcyt#dsmp#qsmp#I guess also#hermitcraft#but idk how much of that counts since not much of the server is really roleplay#though it did get them into some Situations#idk abt smplive and smpearth though it sounds like something that would happen there#NO WAIT#DEFINITELY SMPEARTH#bc that time techno tried to claim the whole server#but I haven’t watched either of them so idk idk
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