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[delicourse]

Snake Year

[crowswardens]

pov: ur illario and u just walked into the cantori diamond

[frownyalfred]

Dick Grayson, watching Bruce sleep his way through the Justice League, have 17 different situationships, and leave a trail of ridiculously hot but emotionally unavailable exes in his wake: well that's not going to be ME when I grow up

[classjezter]

Babi Ratchet trying to fix everyone

Babi Wheeljack trying to fix everything

Sparkling Wheeljack somehow manages to explode stuff and hurt himself, sparkling Ratchet is not amused and tries to fix him

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

I think I made some of you guys a little sad with my last post, so you can have some happy aftermath twins before part 2, as a treat ❤️

[somewhereincairparavel]

i will never understand how people have the heart to hate Jason even after they found out that his Ambrosia tastes like fucking sawdust. Ambrosia being tasty is like one single happy thing a demigod can have despite their tragic lives, because it reminds them of the home they once had, but lost. And Jason doesn't even have that, he doesn't even have a home to lose in the first place.

[anbaisai]

Couldn't unsee Aira's hair as literally pink Azul hair so I had to make this once episode 10 of Dandadan dropped

[dclovesdanny]

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Teen dad Danny Fenton moving into Crime Alley and getting a reputation for helping. Street kids willing to babysit Ellie and Dan while he’s job hunting can spend the night, have a meal, get cash, whichever they choose. Sec workers who do Ellie’s hair/nails/babysit some nights also get the same benefits. He will treat anyone with injuries for the low price of showing Ellie and Dan their guns/taking them to the observatory/getting him job opportunities.

All of the people in Crime Alley know the single meta dad with two kids, who has helped half the alley at least. Everyone is also aware of how Ellie calls her other parent ‘The Bastard’, and how bad their nightmares are, the ones they have to call Danny for(A few of his repeat guests have seen the scars and burns on his arms. Some of the older street kids recognize that hunted look he gets when people touch him when he doesn’t know they are there. Some of the sec workers notice how protective he is of his kids, and the younger workers. No matter who they are, they all notice how Dan gets quiet and angry when asked about his ‘other dad’. They all have sworn never to let those kids go back to the other dad, Danny included. They are a part of Crime Alley now, and they protect their own)

Danny doesn’t realize how far his reputation goes/how much everyone trusts him until two of his regulars bring in an injured Red Hood, promising him whatever he wants in exchange for him helping their boss.

[curly-cottage-girl]

“Veggietales is Christian propaganda” veggietales taught me that I am special and loved and I should stand up for what is right and also not to trust the IRS

[arsonisticartichokes]

AU Where Shinsou runs a cat sanctuary and Cat-suki likes to bite his friends :)

[eva-does-their-best]

Some "losers" are actually just powerless bullies and if you give them any importance they will use said newfound relevance to hurt others. This can be seen in queer infighting, and the movie Megamind.

[whathehonestfuk]

Virgin alpha Eddie pops a knot the second he's fully inside Steve for the first time and is embarrassed and trying to play it off and joke about it

Steve is too lost in the sauce of it all to be paying attention to what Eddie's saying because he has never felt more sexy or desirable

[ihernglass]

everyone out here fighting about langdon vs. santos but i’m still traumatised by the jump scare that was javadi inviting herself to mckay and mateo’s hang out 😭

[dark-skin-fem]

"woman is when beauty" whole time he's jumping through hoops to hide his Adam's apple lol.

[ratmans-notebooks]

u know what i love forcemasc and im not even gonna try to Validate it for the masses with "i want to be allowed to explore my identity" i like taking away peoples autonomy and i think men are hot. there will be no cis girls left when im through with them. i am maliciously injecting every girl i see with testosterone and u cant stop me. i am the evil trans boy turning innocent young girls into fat hairy men. and me and my army of sweaty tboys are going to topple society. together

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Emotional scene from Muppets Star Trek.