#tri!technoblade

[tharett]

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Legend of Philza...

Been watching (and rewatching lmao) ganeplay of The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom and for some reason I've felt the need to draw Phil as Zelda and Tech as Tri (plus a mention of Link Missa xd)

At first I made the one on the left, then thought "what if I make the dress colors into Phil's signature color since I made Tri in Tech's colors" and therefore, voila 💥💥‼️

Also yes this is the fastest I've made something (I really wanted a Zelda Phil owjdbwif)

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La Legenda the Philza...

Estuve mirando mucho La Legenda de Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom (nuevo juego de Zelda xd) y por alguna razón al mirar los videos, sentí la necesidad de dibujar a Phil y a Tech como Zelda y Tri (con pequeña adición de Missa como Link xdxd)

Al principio solo iba a subir la foto de la izquierda, pero al terminar pensé "que tal si hago la ropa de Phil en su color (verde) ya que hice a Tri en los colores de Tech" y voila 💥💥‼️‼️(salió el resultado de la derecha xd)

Y sí, esta es la primera vez que hago algo tan rápido (quería ver a Phil como Zelda que el boceto mágicamente se convirtió en esto xd)

[nomsfaultau]

Dark sbi where Tommy accidentally kidnaps Philza, not knowing he’s a crime lord. And he swears it was an accident! He just, you know, panicked. Tommy and Tubbo were just minding their own business slapping graffiti on a building (practicing their art skills, you see) when a cop started screeching at them, apparently not an appreciator of the fine arts. And since Mrs. Innit would KILL him if he got arrested, Tommy panics and takes a hostage, shouting at the cop not to take a step further or he’ll kill the random civilian he’s ducked behind so he can’t get shot.

Meanwhile Philza isn’t entirely paying attention, and realizes there’s suddenly a small child sheltering behind him from a cop. He gives the cop the nastiest look imaginable, which causes them to back off enough that Tommy thinks his plan is working. Once the negotiations start Philza is baffled by who would have the gall to kidnap him, and so poorly at that. Frankly it’s an umbrage to face the work of an amateur.

Well, till the abductor asks his name. “…do you not know who I am.?”

Tommy squints at the guy. His suit looks kinda fancy? Is it better or worse for him if he managed to randomly capture some Wall Street schmuck? “Hell no,” he hisses. “And I don’t care. I’m a dangerous guy alright? You don’t know what I’ll do to you.”

Philza’s laugh causes the cop to advance, wagering the situation isn’t intense. But because Tubbo’s ‘Yes And’ game is a force to be reckoned with, he casually pulls out a nerf gun (painted to look real for a prank on Ranboo) and trains it on the cop. Philza is positively delighted as he realizes just how amateur his abductors are. Oh this will be a riot to watch.

With more bluffing than Tommy knew he had in him, promising the hostage 20 bucks if he pretended to go along with it, the pure manic chaos bleeding from Tubbo’s eyes and ample gun waving, and creative use of spray paint in the eyes of the chasing cops, Tommy and Tubbo somehow manage to book it. For some reason the hostage keeps up with them instead of escaping. Huh. Can you develop Stockholm syndrome that fast? Tommy would ask, but he’s panting from sprinting. And as they live in an unjust world, hostage guy isn’t even breaking a sweat despite the three piece suit.

“You’re not going to get far on foot,” Philza murmurs. As corrupt and useless as the cops are for most things in this city, he doesn’t imagine there’d actually be that much fuss over a random man being kidnapped, but he wonders what they’ll do if spooked a little more. It’s been amusing thus far. The boys bicker, then elect to force him to drive as neither have licenses. They don’t ask him to drive to their homes, instead some secondary location. Smart, albeit Philza will definitely know both addresses within the hour.

While Tommy is busy ‘threatening’ Philza about the consequences of not getting them there, Tubbo just leans over from a bag of chips he’s munching on and offers them to Phil. Tommy rounds on him, less for showing exploitable kindness to the hostage and more for eating the Doritos that were meant to be his. Philza almost chides them for revealing each other’s names, but decides it might just be easier to hand them notes at the end of this. So far they aren’t getting a passing grade in abduction. But he has to admit it’s far more entertaining than the ‘business’ meeting he was planning to attend.

(Techno, meanwhile, hasn’t heard from Philza and is going BALLISTIC trying to figure out who kidnapped him. From the police report Phil just kinda went along with it, and looked terrified after a private exchange with the abductor, which has to mean the threat is ungodly to convince the Angel of Death to submit. Techno’s about to have a panic attack imagining the unthinkable horrors happening to his best friend, and is only holding it off by doing atrocities about it. This is the THIRD secret criminal organization he’s ripped apart in the last two hours and PHILZA ISNT HERE EITHER!?)

Philza has decided he likes his kidnappers. They’re not experienced in the slightest, but they make up for it with bravado, determination, and a certain lack of rationality that is necessary in the line of business Philza is in. Yes. They’ll do nicely if given a little guidance.

It’s half an hour before either of them notice Philza is driving aimlessly and they don’t recognize the city around them at all. “Hm? Next time I don’t recommend you give the hostage control of the vehicle. I could have immediately driven to the police station.”

Tommy frowns, almost more nervous at the implication the obvious blackmail would go unused. “…why didn’t you?”

“There’s no love lost between the cops and I. And even more importantly, you amuse me. I like your…potential.” He grins at the soft click of Tommy covertly trying the handle and finding the car doors locked. “Getting out at this speed is almost always fatal, Tommy.”

Tubbo lifts the muzzle of the fake gun towards him. “Let us go right. now.”

Philza leans over, ruffling Tubbo’s hair. The teen gulps at the glimpse of the holster Philza’s jacket was hiding, sharing a wide eyed look with Tommy. “I’m not exactly scared of foam bullets, mate.” He chuckles lowly at the tension freezing both of them. “Relax. You’ll be home by dinner. After you went through all the effort of kidnapping me to avoid trouble with your parents, I don’t intend to ruin it. I like you two; you have spunk I don’t see often. After all, it takes a lot of guts to kidnap the leader of the Syndicate.”

[choccymilllk]

hey tumnlr happy women time‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🫶🫶💥💥👍👍 women day

made a comic out of these chat messages

[timeholesvlep]

Back in the Potato War...

"I did what any self-respecting skyblock player would do -- I sat in the shop buying ice for 30 minutes."

-- Technoblade 2019

[foolsocracy]

SHIT I never sent it in. #82 with Techno (or another DSMP character if there's no lyrics that match)?

everybody spits poison

[risingsunresistance]

i haven't watched it yet but if anyone is interested, noxy did an interview talking about techno :0

here's the link to the interview too

[cacklefrendly]

old art part 2: yippee minedcraft (mostly Techno)

*all from roughly 2019 -> 2021

[yaelartworks]

Surprise! They're all in debt!

[royalarchivist]

More clips from the video of Technoblade and Etoiles playing together on United UHC! I actually hadn't finished watching the entire video before editing this compilation, so that twist ending REALLY caught me off-guard.

Remember to check out check out Techno's original video, and as always: Subscribe to Technoblade! 👑🐷🎗️

[ Part 1 || Part 2 || Subtitle Transcript ↓ ]

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Technoblade: Welp, I'm ready to die instantly. Tell me when you're done, I just almost walked off with like - without the Enchant table and anvil. Would have been pretty awkward.

Etoiles: It's my enchant table.

Technoblade: Ok.

Etoiles: I want to give it to the mode.

Technoblade: Just remember the anvil as well.

Etoiles: Yeah, you can grab the anvil.

Technoblade: Nope, I'm gone.

Etoiles: [Laughs]

Technoblade: I ain't carrying that thing! It's heavy!

Technoblade: I'm not used to this feeling of like, actually having stuff.

Teammate: Right?

Technoblade: This has never happened before.

Etoiles: [Laughs] Can I have that because I forgot my Enchant table?

Teammate: Oh my god.

Technoblade: Nope.

Etoiles: Yeah, like really.

Technoblade: I gave you ONE JOB!

Etoiles: [Laughs]

Teammate: Do you guys think hot dogs count as sandwiches?

Technoblade: Do you think it's too late to change teammates?

Teammate: [Warning that another team is coming]

Technoblade: Oh god, it's Ginger, run!

Etoiles: I'm running out, I'm running out!

Technoblade: Oh god!

Technoblade: Run run run run run. Run run run.

Etoiles: Just a prank, bro~

Teammate: Why is Etoiles behind them?!

Technoblade: I don't know, man. They're - they just-

Teammate: WHY IS HE BEHIND THEM?!

Technoblade: Wait, ARE YOU THE MOLE?

Teammate: The mole?!

Teammate: Etoiles is the mole!

Technoblade: Etoiles, you piece of trash!

Technoblade: I'M GETTIN' 5v1'ed, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Was a 4v1 not enough?

Etoiles: Sorry, Techno.

Tecnoblade: WHAT IS THIS 5v1?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Teammate: C'mon Techno, you got this!

Technoblade: Oh, yeah, let me just 5v1.

Etoiles: You got this!

Technoblade: AAAAAAAAA Leave me alone!

Etoiles: Techno!

Technoblade: WHYYYYYYY

Technoblade: Can I get like, free therapy after this?

[zhuzhee]

“why did you change so much?”

gift for @tuesday-teyz; fanart for butterfly reign 🦋👑

[simplepotatofarmer]

c!rivals duo piggyback ride!

[its-elvie-innit]

Chayanne's little headcanoned skull helmet gets to me man. He's just like a cubone. It's supposed to be like ctechnos skull helmet. He's just like a cubone.

[spiderziege]

mayb a potato war technoblade?

time to rewatch the potato war i think, its been a while

[timeholesvlep]

Moments before disaster

You see, when potassium Potato Solution meets water tinted with methyl orange in a supposed titration set-up, the reaction will be so reactive that it will cause an explosion.

Stay in school, everyone. It makes you know not to imitate the above set-up in-person.

[dewdropple]

Hi! I wanted to share a preview for the second story I wrote for @qsmpzine, At the End of the Potato Field, a story about how to become a warrior starring Chayanne and his inspiration, Technoblade!

The kickstarter's only open for a few more days! Check it out if you can!

Photo's text under the read more

Dad said he was the best warrior there was, telling old stories late at night when they were tucked under the covers. Chayanne could tell they were old from the way Phil’s eyes would crinkle with a fond smile or the sigh he’d give once he was done for the night.

And every story would be about Technoblade. About how he was so strong, he could clear out an entire army by himself. He was so skilled, he took over the world and ruled from a castle made of ice. And when he grew tired of fighting, he was so smart, he tricked a rival into losing a potato-growing contest.

He was the greatest, proven time and time again with every story Phil shared. The best part was, Dad said that he was a real guy, that walked and ate and roamed the Earth just like they did. With enough practice, he could be just as good, just as great, too.

And so he hoped that Techno also saw him dismantle the practice dummy. Because that’s where he lived, in the small shelter at the end of the potato field with the crates and the crown and the flowers and the bells.

Because Techno was a real warrior, a brave fighter, strong and tall. He could block out the sun with his shoulders alone. So mighty that one tough look would send bad guys running back home.

And Chayanne would become a warrior, just as great as Technoblade.

Maybe even the greatest warrior of them all.

[koreanbibliophilegirl]

A meme for each of my WIPs

-DSMP Superpower AU

-Bedrock Bros Superpower AU

-SBI Oshi No Ko But Happier AU

-Technoblade Writer's Isekai AU

-Bedrock Bros Jane Austen's Persuasion AU

-Bedrock Bros Minecraft IRL AU

-The Pink(may change to Lavender) Carrot Shop

-SBI Mer & Humans AU

-SBI Magic Bookstore AU

-Temporal Transcendence