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raccoontho · 1 year ago

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Promise to the Moon

A @mcyt-valentines gift for @paradoxlemonade :D! Read the fic here, or on AO3.

Words: 1,077 Characters: Rendog, Martyn Inthelittlewood Tags: Hurt/comfort, Werewolves, Werewolf turning, Sickfic (technically), Ambiguous Relationship

Summary: With how well Martyn and Ren have gotten to know each other over the course of 3rd Life, things were bound to get a little… wild. Especially if werewolves are involved. The two face the consequences of their actions, getting closer than ever before.

“Martyn…”

“I’m fine.”

Martyn didn’t look fine. He was pacing across their base, going from task to task with seemingly no goal in mind, so it was tough to see just how big the bags underneath his eyes were without standing still. How pale he looked. Opened an enchantment book. Put it down again and walked up the stairs. Plucked a few handfuls of wheat. Back down the stairs again. Martyn’s brows were furrowed, eyes slightly sunken. Eyes that were more amber-coloured than they looked before.

“Martyn…”

Attempted to trade with one of their villagers again. Gave up halfway through and started to make the beds instead. Dropped their pillows to the floor. Gripped the sleeves of his shirt with clenched fists. Walked back up the stairs to peek over the walls. Back inside to check their supply of lapis.

Ren knew this specific kind of restlessness. Usually, if he knew ahead of time what he was in for, he could go with it and let himself shift and avoid the pain altogether. But Martyn, well, he…

“Martyn, please stop this. I can almost taste your stress, dude.”

“I’m not stressed!” Martyn threw his hands in the air. “I’m doing fine! I’m taking care of things!” He spun back around to go do something else. Ren strode up to him and put a hand on his shoulder.

“Ren—”

“Listen, man. I’ve gotten to know you a little more over these past few weeks. Maybe even a little too well. And I know that this isn’t like you.”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” Martyn said through gritted, sharpened teeth.

“You’re holding something back.” Ren peered into Martyn’s eyes. Martyn responded by gripping Ren’s wrist to break away from his hold. Ren let him. Sharp nails dug into his skin.

“I’m just saying, seeing you pace around the place like this, like it’s your territory…”

“Ren, please, don’t—”

“It’s highly likely that you’re turning into a werewolf.”

Martyn winced, shutting his eyes. When he opened them again, they were even more golden than before.

“That’s not the thing I’m worried about. I mean—”

Martyn rolled his eyes.

“—It’s that you’re denying it.”

“You’re seeing things. No offense, my Lord.” Martyn pulled back his collar to show off the wound. It had healed, since, but especially now, so close to the full moon, Ren saw the thick, blond fur that had started to spread from it.

“A bite’s just a bite. It wasn’t even a full moon,” Martyn says with a confidence that almost has Ren believing him. “It’s nothing. I’m fully capable of defending our land as I am.”

“Dude, you’re barely able to focus on anything for more than thirty seconds.” Ren picked up the pillows off the ground and fluffed them up back on the beds. “I know it’s hard, but with how much you’re resisting it, why don’t you try to lie down for a moment?”

Martyn shakes his head. His hair looks tangled and thick. “If I lie down then there’s nobody to watch over you. If I lie down, then… then I can’t distract myself.” He walked off again, at that. Ren jumped up and grabbed Martyn’s hand, feeling the growing claws dig into his skin as he squeezed it.

When Martyn turned back around, tears brimmed in his eyes.

“Oh, Martyn…”

They easily fell into an embrace. Ren hugged Martyn close, one hand in his blond hair, scratching softly at his scalp.

A sob wracked Martyn’s body. “This’ll blow over, right? It’s just a flu. A werewolf flu.”

“I’m so sorry, Martyn.” Ren squeezed him tighter. “I should have known better. I should have known.”

“It’s not your fault.” Martyn nuzzled into Ren’s neck. “I think, somewhere, I even wanted, or hoped…” He hummed. “It’s just that it’s…”

“Happening a little fast?” Ren felt Martyn nod. “I know. I’m right here with you.”

That part he meant in multiple ways. Ren would be right there through Martyn’s first full moon shift. He’d guide him as best he could, for he himself would turn into a wolf all the same.

When Martyn loosened himself from their embrace, Ren winked. That got Martyn to smile, a little. He let himself be guided back to their beds, at least. A little sluggish. The moon always demanded a lot of energy, which would only find its way out properly when it was at its highest point in the sky.

Ren tucked Martyn in, smiling at the way his fully wolflike eyes made him look like a big puppy.

“Don’t worry, dude. Sleep, first.”

Martyn nodded, eyes drooping slightly.

“What will the others think? It’s barely even been a month.”

“Who cares what they think??” Ren grabbed Martyn’s hand. “All that matters to me is that you’re okay. Which you’re not. I’ll be here to teach you everything you need to know. I know it’s terrifying, but it’ll be okay. I’m here.”

Martyn nodded, eyes suddenly squeezing shut as another sob wracked his body.

“It hurts,” he growled.

“I know it does.” Ren brushed the palm of Martyn’s hand with his thumb. “I’ll get you some potions to help. But you have to see it through. Think about what comes after! We’ll get to run underneath the moonlight together! Terrify any zombies and skeletons and other people!” Ren’s tail started to wag at the thought. To fully wolf out, with Martyn, just the two of them…

“Wait, the walls—” Martyn tried to sit up, but Ren gently held him back down. “We have to—”

“Shh, what’d I tell you? Rest now, we’re safe. I’ll take watch tonight.”

“Mmm.” Martyn let himself fall back into his pillow. Ren gave him a soft smile.

Then, before he knew it, Ren was pulled in under the covers as well. He held Martyn until he fell asleep, listening to his breath. Feeling his muscles relax, more fur slowly creeping in.

Ren would get him a few regen potions and food ready, if only he could escape from Martyn’s grip.

Martyn let out a sigh in his sleep. He was finally allowing himself to rest, which meant that he was allowing himself to change. He wasn’t denying it anymore. Ren let himself relax in Martyn’s grip. With it, he felt his own fur creeping up his back. He was quite exhausted from holding back his shift, too, he realized.

He yawned. Tomorrow. Tomorrow they would continue worrying. Right now they’d sleep.

#mcyt-valentines #writing #fic #treebark #happy valentines !!!!!! I hope you enjoy :D #I enjoyed stepping a bit out of my comfort zone when writing this #ren and martyn the beloveds ever

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alltheginkgoleaves · 1 year ago

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farm!!!!

#treebark #hermitshipping #treebarkweek #treebarkweek2023 #bird writes #farm au my beloved

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itsgirlcraft · 2 months ago

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Hell yea

dawg

#stufffsart #wild life spoilers #renthedog #inthelittlewood #treebark #wild life smp #life series smp #trafficblr #mcytblr #I like how j drew the first ren #delightful #my beloved

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deityoftherain · 7 months ago

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let me take care of you - Treebark 3rd Life Fanfic

Rating: Teen

Relationship: M/M

Archive Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence

Status: Completed Oneshot

Word Count: 2,402

Summary:

Everyone knew the horror of a respawn. Even those who had not lost a life yet, like Martyn, knew this. They’ve witnessed it and it hurt so much more when the person was one close to one’s heart.

Like Ren.

The same Ren who Martyn watched explode alongside Jimmy and Skizz, blown up by what should have been a failed trap.

Yet, standing on Black Heart Altar, Ren expressed his desire for Martyn to take his yellow life from him to bring about Red Winter...

{aka the before, the during, and especially the after of Ren having Martyn turn him red}

Full fanfic underneath the cut! Please reblog, leave kudos on the AO3 fic slash notes/likes here on Tumblr, comment either place, and etc if you enjoy the story :D

The worst part about being forced through a game revolving around death wasn’t the death, no. Death was the easy part. What came after was worse, much worse, and they both knew this. Everyone learned about what exactly a respawn entailed (and what it was like to watch happen) when Martyn, Grian, and a few others witnessed Scar’s first death.

Scar was blown up by a creeper, his body torn into countless pieces. The stench of burning flesh and organs, lit by the internal explosive material within the creeper. It was like no death any of them had seen before and, for a moment, silence hung in the air as they wondered if Scar was gone for good.

Fortunately (or unfortunately, seeing that the sand people have made enemies of Dogwarts), Scar’s body slowly started to reform itself, bits of unidentifiable person insides and flesh painstakingly crawling together to form a body. The more parts that grew together, the brighter Scar’s “body” became. Brighter as if his skin and bones were made of a blinding light, worse than the sun that shined in the sky.

Unable to look anymore, some flinched away while others squeezed their eyes shut or covered their faces with their hands. The light was viewable even through closed eyelids, which Martyn learned from first hand experience. Suddenly, the light was gone, accompanied by a sharp hiss of anguish from Scar.

No one really knew how to react after that, but Grian, considering he was the one who had brought the creeper over “as a prank”, dedicated his life to him as “compensation”. Anyone who had eyes could see that it was an apology made from guilt and love, if you could call whatever codependent mess those two had going on as love.

The tale spread rapidly, as gossip often does, and similar instances of respawn were discovered. Skizz’s body laid limp and lifeless as the wound from the enderman that slain him healed. Bdubs’ broken bones from falling off the Crastle (broken enough to take his green life) twitched and spasmed as they worked to straighten themselves out enough to bring his body back to life. A similar thing happened to Scar a bit later, go figure, when he fell into a ravine.

Everyone knew the horror of a respawn. Even those who had not lost a life yet, like Martyn, knew this. They’ve witnessed it and it hurt so much more when the person was one close to one’s heart.

Like Ren.

The same Ren who Martyn watched explode alongside Jimmy and Skizz, blown up by what should have been a failed trap.

Yet, standing on Black Heart Altar, Ren expressed his desire for Martyn to take his yellow life from him.

“I’m asking thee, me hand, my loyal companion,” Ren started, voice low and solemn. He looked down at the diamond axe in his hands for a moment before meeting Martyn’s gaze the best he could through his black shades. Ren reached out his hand for Martyn to take and, when he did so, Ren guided the hilt of the axe into Martyn’s calloused palms. Martyn’s breathing hitched as Ren continued, “to slice the head of ye king.”

“My liege, I,” Martyn tried not to stutter as he mind raced to process exactly what Ren was asking of him. The diamond axe weighed heavily in his hands as he tightened his grip on the hilt. “Why must you ask this of me? This goes against everything I stand for. I vowed to protect you.” “You made a vow to follow me to the end, as I with ye.” Ren dipped his head, placing a fisted hand against his heart. “As a yellow life, I am restricted. In my last life, I can protect both ye, me hand, and the rest of Dogwarts. I can enact revenge upon our enemies. With this next respawn, I can bring with me Red Winter. This is the way it must be.” Martyn squeezed his eyes shut, willing the tears that threatened to form away. He was a loyal knight to his king. He knew he would do anything Ren asked of him, even if he didn’t like what it entailed. Opening his eyes, his voice barely a murmur, he shifted his grip on the axe and said, “I shall make this quick, my liege.”

Ren’s lips twitched into a bittersweet smile as he accepted the fate he placed upon himself. Martyn stood over his king as he kneeled before him with the nape of his neck exposed. Ren’s long brown hair fell to the side, leaving skin covered with faded purple bruises bare for Martyn to see.

The faint taste of copper was detected by Martyn’s taste buds as he bit his canines down hard on his tongue. Mixed feelings burrowed deep in Martyn’s stomach and he couldn’t handle it any longer. He turned off his brain, raised the axe, and brought it down on Ren’s neck. Within one movement, Ren’s head was decapitated from his body.

Ren’s body slumped forward, falling limp on the altar as the head bounced once before rolling a bit away. A sob croaked from Martyn’s lips as he tried to calm his trembling body. Tears began to blur his vision as he dropped to his knees, diamond axe dripping red still in his hands.

Without having to look, Martyn knew why his communicator was dinging like mad. Red Winter was coming, born from spilled blood and betrayal of his own vow. There was nothing to do now but wait.

A whole day-night cycle could have gone by and Martyn wouldn’t have known. It was like Martyn was in a timeless bubble on the altar as he waited for Ren’s body to put itself back together. Martyn refused to leave, no matter how pathetic he looked. It wasn’t the best image to give anyone who may come visit (or attack) unexpectedly, but he couldn’t find himself caring. He couldn’t leave Ren’s body alone like it was. He cared too much about him for that.

Ren’s decapitated body started moving, pushing itself up with his arms to get to his knees. Martyn choked on a sob, unnaturally vibrant green eyes trained on Ren as he leaned forward to grab his own head. Ren raised his head above his neck before slamming his head down on himself. When the base of Ren’s head hit his neck, the area around his neck glowed brightly as it mended together.

“Milord?” Martyn inquired to figure out how here Ren actually was, voice cracking. Ren didn’t respond, his shoulders hunching forward with an awful cracking sound. He started to cough, glops of blood and spit spattering onto the stone of the altar. Martyn dropped the diamond axe, unaware he was still holding it, and rushed to his king’s side. “Ren!” “Me hand,” Ren rasped hoarsely, clapping his hand against Martyn’s shoulder, “you did well.”

Martyn usually relished in Ren’s praise, but he couldn’t find himself able to accept it now. He was sure it would have felt better under any other circumstance. Instead of giving a direct response, Martyn slung Ren’s arm over his shoulder to help walk him to their beds.

They stayed silent as Martyn guided Ren, allowing what had just occurred to sink in. Besides, Ren had recently been decapitated. It was only to be expected that his throat would hurt for a bit.

Once they had sat down on their shared bed, Ren removed his dark sunglasses and tucked them away into his inventory, leaving crimson hues on full display. They were unsettling, to say the least. Martyn had just started to get used to seeing yellow when he got lost in his eyes, but he supposed he could get used to the red Ren's final life brought.

The coppery taste in his mouth only grew as he shoved his tongue between his molars. He had to stand strong and unwavering while his king recovered. What use as a knight would he be if they went through all of that only for something to happen because he wasn’t prepared? Because he was unable to handle his grief over the man sitting right there.

Get over yourself, Littlewood. Martyn huffed to himself as he dug a bottle out of one of the chests. He turned to fill it with water when the bottle slipped from his hand, shattering glass shards all over the ground. A frustrated noise akin to a growl grew in his throat as he kicked a particularly large chunk of glass against the wall and turned back to the chests to find another bottle. He would clean up the glass after he got Ren some water.

“Me hand.” His voice was still raspy, but it wasn’t as quiet or hard to hear this time. He cleared his throat and spoke louder, assuming that Martyn hadn’t heard him the first time. “Martyn.”

“I will clean it up, my liege, don’t worry,” Martyn promised as he filled the bottle with water. Once it was filled, he placed the cork into it so it wouldn’t spill on his way back to Ren. “Just let me take care of you first.”

Ren’s dog-like ears briefly flattened against his head as he tilted his head. “I do not believe it is I who needs to be taken care of, me hand.”

Martyn’s body stiffened at that and he promptly shifted his gaze to the floor, blindly holding out the bottle to Ren. “You are the one who has died, not me.” “Yes,” Ren agreed, taking the bottle from Martyn, “but that means I am fully saturated and all of my wounds have been healed, only leaving scars in their wake. You have not had the same treatment.”

Martyn’s eyes wandered up Ren’s body, taking notes of the familiar curves and marks, before stopping to linger on his neck. The marks Martyn had left there from one of their many nights spent together were gone, leaving only fresh scar tissue from the axe’s blade around his neck, looking much like a decorative choker. He did not say a word.

Ren sighed softly as he rose to his feet. He wiped away some tears Martyn hadn’t realized were there with his thumb, cupping Martyn’s face. Against what was probably his better judgment, Martyn leaned into his hold, leaned into the comfort he was offering. “I know that what I asked of ye, while necessary, takes a toll. Perhaps it was not fair of me to ask thee, but I could not imagine willingly dying at the hands of another. In this world of little trust, I trust thee, Martyn Littlewood.” A weak, somewhat sputtering laugh bellowed in Martyn’s chest, tears now freely flowing. “I would do it a million more times if you asked me to, milord. I will follow you to the end of the world, and thereafter.”

“I know,” Ren whispered, airy and breathless. He pulled Martyn close to him, pressing their bodies together as his muscular arms wrapped tightly around Martyn’s smaller frame. Martyn melted into his embrace, allowing himself to be engulfed in the warmth he provided. His limbs lost some of their tension and his head felt sort of floaty, as if this wasn’t real.

Part of him wished it wasn’t real and that this was simply a bad dream, but Martyn knew that would be foolish thinking. The reality of their situation was just that: real. No amount of wishing on stars would change the truth. He buried his face into Ren’s chest, breathing in his musky scent and listening to his beating heart.

“Woah! Hey!” Out of nowhere, Ren hoisted Martyn up, legs dangling off the ground as he was now held in the air by Ren. “That’s out of order! Put me down, you cheeky motherfucker!” “As ye king, I’m ordering thee to get some rest.” Ren didn’t loosen his hold, simply turning and walking them back to their bed. There was a twinkle of mischief in his red eyes, one that may have unnerved Martyn in another situation. “It’s been a long day and I think we deserve some quiet before tomorrow when we show the server that Red Winter has arrived.”

Martyn scrunched his nose, not appreciating being manhandled like this. Okay, that was a lie; he liked it when Ren manhandled him, but he wasn’t going to admit that out loud. Martyn stopped struggling, hiding his light blush by pressing his face into the crevice between Ren’s neck and shoulder. “As you wish, my liege.”

“Good boy,” Ren teased, setting Martyn down on their shared bed. They had shoved their separate beds together a while ago, claiming it was for warmth and protection to the others, but knowing that it was more than that. The nature of their relationship was for them to know and the others to keep their noses out of. “Oh, sod it,” Martyn huffed with a roll of his eyes as Ren climbed into bed next to him. “You’re the one who’s part dog. I should be telling you that.”

“Maybe you can,” Ren offered, his tone lowering a few octaves in the way he knew Martyn liked. He scooted closer to Martyn so they were close once more. Ren’s hands found their way on Martyn’s body once more, one getting tangled in his blonde hair and the other just above his hip, as he leaned close to pepper several kisses on Martyn’s face. “Let me take care of you?”

Martyn’s heart skipped a beat as electricity shot down his spine in anticipation. His worry, grief, and adrenaline mixed with his love and care for Ren, creating a hurricane of emotions that could only be quieted with an outlet, with a display of loyalty.

A verbal answer wasn’t needed as Martyn captured Ren’s lips in a kiss. He wasn’t meant with hesitance for this path has been well-explored before. It didn’t take long for the kisses to deepen and become more passionate, hands trailing each other’s bodies.

For all anyone knew, they could both die tomorrow, so Martyn wasn’t going to waste tonight and leave his future self with regret. If he was going to die, and he knew that fate was waiting for him in the near future, then he wanted to go out with a few good memories to recall as it all went black.

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ahllohehn · 7 months ago

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HERMITS AND THE OLYMPIANS MASTERPOST (07/31/2024)

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Hermits and The Olympians/Emperors of Olympus is a Hermitcraft/Empires SMP based Percy Jackson AU based off my art and headcanons!

(Please do not use the tags for other PJO AUs as I use them to specifically label what's based off mine.)

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Seperated by art/doodles, headcanons/discussion, fanfics:

# 1 MUMBO PORTRAIT # 2 GRIAN, PEARL, SCAR & MUMBO ART # 3 HaTO FAN CREATION GUIDELINES # 4 GEM, CLEO, DOC PORTRAITS # 5 ETHO & BDUBS THANK YOU CARD # 6 STRESSMONSTER THANK YOU CARD # 7 CAMP EMPIRES FIRST APPEARANCE; BAD BOYS DOODLE # 8 OUTDATED CAMPERS GODLY PARENT SUMMARY # 9 CHIBI MUMBO THANK YOU CARD # 10 GRIAN CLOSE UP # 10.5 WATCHERS CAMEO??? # 11 BDUBS & SCAR; DEMETER CABIN'S HONORARY CAMPER # 12 RENDOG PORTRAIT # 13 MUMSCARIAN / RE: AU SHIPS # 14 IS THERE A CANON PLOT? Answer: I stick with what is canon to me, but I do not force others to follow so. As I am too lazy to do an actual plot. # 15 CHIBI STRESS & MUMBO # 16 BDUBS..? # 17 ETHO PORTRAIT / 1ST AU FICLET # 18 I JUST THINK THEATER KID ARES KID REN IS FUNNY # 19 JOEL AND LIZZIE; SOULMATES IN EVERY UNIVERSE # 20 ORACLE GEM...? # 21 oh snappers! (LOW QUALITY ETHO DOODLE) # 22 AT THIS POINT, DIONYSUS, ARES, AND APOLLO SHOULD FIGHT TO THE DEATH TO SEE WHO GETS CUSTODY OF REN # 23 SKIZZ & IMPULSE PORTRAITS / HEADCANONS # 24 ZEDAPH PORTRAIT

# 25 Camp Oracle’s Journal; Hermits and The Olympians # 26 GRIAN - THE DEATHLY ACTIVITIES MANAGER # 27 ISKALL & TANGO PORTRAITS # 28 KERALIS & XISUMA'S PERSONALLY MADE CAMP PIN # 29 I REALLY LIKE MAKING FUN OF REN /AFFE # 30 I ALSO REALLY LIKE INCLUDING MARTYN INTO THE MIX /AFFE

# 31 TREEBARK ARE MY BOYFAILURES # 32 RENDERED CAMP LOGOS (PNGS IN DISCORD SERVER) # 33 SHELBY & SCOTT PORTRAITS # 34 ETHUBS MY BELOVEDS :) # 35 INTRODUCING: GIGGS # 36 RE: CAMP EMPIRES AND CAMP HERMITCRAFT DOUBLES # 37 LET OLD MEN BOND LIKE OLD MEN (ETHO & TANGO) # 38 OFFICIAL HaTO DISCORD SERVER ANNOUNCEMENT # 39 MYTHICALSAUSAGE PORTRAIT # 40 XISUMA PORTRAIT # 41 HaTO FIRST COMIC SHITPOST # 42 FALSE, KERALIS, & BEEF PORTRAITS # 43 WELS & HYPNO PORTRAITS # 44 MUMSCARIAN FIRST MEETING DOODLE # 45 WHY IS WELS AN ATHENA KID? # 46 HOW IS GEM THE ORACLE # 47 HaTO SECOND COMIC SHITPOST (PRIDE MONTH) # 48 DESERT DUO ANIMATIC; INSPIRED BY BEAN'S TRAITOR SCAR FIC

# 49 MARTYN PORTRAIT / HEADCANONS # 50 IF SCAR WERE TO BE APHRODITE'S.... # 51 REN VS JARS # 52 LIZZIE PORTRAIT # 53 HaTO SCAR & GEM EMOTES # 54 HaTO CHIBIS BOUQUET DOODLE # 55 GRIAN AND HIS SON # 56 KATHERINE ELIZABETH PORTRAIT # 57 MUMSCARIAN MATCHING ICONS FOR PRIDE # 58 HOW ARE YEAR ROUNDERS GETTING EDUCATION? # 59 SHINY DUO MATCHING ICONS # 60 AROACE PEARL (PRIDE MONTH) # 61 BISEXUAL CLEO (PRIDE MONTH) # 62 CAMP CUDDLE SESSIONS # 63 TREEBARK COMEBACK # 64 When Does a Man Become a Monster?; Hermits and The Olympians

# 65 BOAT BOYS MATCHING ICONS # 66 WHAT DOIN'? CAMP HERMITCRAFT EDITION # 67 "I'M A CHILD OF DIVORCE" GESTURES TO ETHUBS # 68 MORE ETHUBS HEADCANONS CUS IM GAY AND SO ARE THEY # 69 DO NOT ANGER THE NON-ZOMBIE WOMAN, MR. ETHO # 70 NATURE WIVES # 71 I COMPLAIN ABOUT THE HEPHAESTUS CABIN'S ABILITIES # 72 TREEBARK MATCHING ICONS # 73 OLI PORTRAIT & HEADCANONS # 74 IT'S NOT ME IF THERE'S NO ETHUBS # 75 WELCOME TO HERMITCRAFT: GRIAN TEXT ADVENTURE # 76 GEM'S ORACLE CAVE TOUR

#77 THE BOYS (+ GEM) GO SHOPPING FOR SUITS #78 PEARL CHARACTER CARD #79 Camper Files; Hermits and The Olympians #80 STRESS PORTRAIT #81 CUBFAN PORTRAIT #82 FWHIP PORTRAIT

#83 PIXLRIFFS PORTRAIT #84 RANCHERS #85 WHY DO I HAVE SO MUCH TREEBARK IN MY INBOX? #86 IDK HOW SAD I'M SUPPOSED TO MAKE SCOTT #87 LONG TIME, NO NATURE WIVES? #88 AREN'T WE ALL A LITTLE SILLY FOR GRIAN SOMETIMES? #89 I HOPE YOU ALL KNOW I JUST BE SAYING ANYTHING ATP

# SECOND MASTERPOST LINK

OTHER HaTO Related Links:

HaTO Roleplay Blogs Masterpost by gem-the-oracle HaTO Archive of Our Own Series HaTO Discord Server

#Hermits and The Olympians #Emperors of Olympus #hermitcraft #hermitcraft au #hermitcraft fanart #hermitshipping #trafficshipping #Percy Jackson AU

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riacte · 1 year ago

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Space Opera AU dashboard simulator

🥧 syrupstars Follow

Anyone else think that Red King racer is a little... y'know... fruity?

👑 falsewellsupremacy Follow

He literally says "ladies, gentlemen, everyone in between, get in line" so I think that answers your question.

🥧 syrupstars Follow

What about the "#Ally4Life 🏳️‍🌈" on his Twilight handle?

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I genuinely have no idea. Maybe he thinks it's about him being an ally to cishet people

#idk ren's just like that sometimes #void knows what he's doing #also prev tags you do not want to get into the black hole of who ren has dated #he has rumours with 3/4 of the grid #edit: WHO MENTIONED BAD BOY TEENAGE REN IN MY NOTES #the shippers are here... oh no #edit 2: not ren at the club.

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🛑 bluebatshater Follow

oh my voiddd ofc That Duo got p1 again... i need them to dnf in the race. i hope they crash and burn and die and i need crastle to get podium for ONCE. i am so mad. i am calling for the goddess tsuki to curse them. dnf dnf crash burn DIE

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the goddess tsuki LITERALLY protects racers and that's why they pray to her? you think the goddess tsuki, creator of lumians, will curse an actual lumian? be so fucking fr

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if you dont have anything productive to say get off my post. freak

#those blue bats stannies are SO ANNOYING THEY ARE EVERYWHERE #they're overshadowing all the other teams #cant even be a bitchy hater in peace #salt #negativity #hateposting

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OMG FALSE IS SO PRETTY SHES MY QUEEN OF HEARTS OMG OMGOMGOGM 💖💖💖💖💖💖 i tihnk im gonna pass out. HER HAIR FLYING IN THE WIND AND HER RED FRECKLES AND HER SMILE WHY IS MY HEART BEATING SO FAST and Ren is hot I guess he's tall like a ferris wheel

🔮 queenofstarz03 Follow

Looking at posts from five years ago is funny like how did I ever believe I was straight

🍦 jelliepopsicle Follow

OP, I think I recognise your url... did you write that viral Bad Boy Ren x QoH fic on Launchpad?

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💀 Shut the fuck up right NOWWW!!

#STOP MENTIONING THAT FIC I WFOTE WHEN I WAS THIRTEEEN!!! #everything before my gay awakening is not canon. sorry #tbh... as much as a nightmare it was i kinda miss that stupid fic #it was from a simpler time #now im in university trying to contact my groupmates and i think one of them got lost in a blackhole last tuesday (again) #sigh. this keeps on happening to me #my cousin worked on one of the moons last summer for two weeks and came back like he'd aged six months #my friend's ex got sucked into a black hole and was briefly spaghettified but they managed to revive her and she gloats that she's finally taller than my friend's ex #whoops sorry for dumping in the notes #anyways. bad boy rk x good girl queen of hearts. awful idea. even more awful fic. yet i wrote it #i regret everything and nothing

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PSA: Sunblr user @/summerheavens writes RPF of the Exterra 1 racers. She is a big name fan in the Miraculous Laserbug fandom so I thought you all would like to know. This is gross and disgusting behaviour and I implore you to stop.

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umm @/peace-and-planets i literally saw your kudos on my fic. the evidence is out there. girl what are YOU doing at the devil's sacrament. what are you doing on my roseduo rpf titled "hang your head low in the glow of the vending machine (we're not trying)".

but i'm glad you liked it enough to give it a kudos ^_^ will certainly be putting more on the starchive!

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LMFAOOOO OP DEACTIVATEDDDDD 😭😭😭 sunblr user got killed by a rpf author. if you're gonna secretly read rpf maybe not leave a kudos?????

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It's been ten years since this post... @/summerheavens are you okay after recent developments

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am i okay? is ANYONE okay??? in these trying times??????? with the most chaotic gp to ever exist?????? i am PULLING OUT WIPS i dropped out of respect ten years ago. i've got to send my kid to daycare but once i'm done you bet you're seeing me on the starchive. miss swift even dropped her 20th album just in time for me to use lyrics as titles. i am LIVING and i am THRIVING

#ohhhhhhhhhh #let's go #also can't believe taylor finally addressed the vehicle manslaughter rumours from like twenty years ago #how fitting #also littlewood needs to get his shit together #why does he look like he's the one who hasn't seen his man in 32738102371 years and got his soul shattered #he's weak and won't survive the winter

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WHAT is wrong with that lykos. i desire him carnally

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I mean... yeah. Let's face it, we're all like that ��

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MR LITTLEWOOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

#WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM #I HATE HIM SO MUCH #PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIPS CAN ALSO BE ABOUT HATE #THIS GLOWSTICK MF IS MY WORST ENEMY #he just canonised treebark for the sixth time #also prev tags so real #need to slingshot him into a faraway galaxy

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Who put that Just a Dream FalseRen AMV on my dash again

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Respect your roots!! That 125M views Just a Dream AMV raised a generation. Every kid in my school played it on loop on their ipods during recess

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wait op can you explain your url

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No 👍

#i think we should get the dogwarts freighter pregnant

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#long post #space opera au #queenofstarz03 my beloved space internet npc #idk..... i lost my mind making this #was fun tho #girl help im stuck at the devils sacrament. im building the devil's sacrament #treebark #trafficshipping #hermitshipping #just in case #dashboard simulator #unreality

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itsgirlcraft · 2 months ago

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Obsessed with this

ren versus everyone else's POV of him was so funny.

Ren said: "I love my buddy, I can't bear to go without him. If I be a little weird and off-putting maybe I will fly under the radar. Then I can win this for us"

Everyone else heard: "I am an amalgamation, I am something Else. The rot will consume all as it has consumed me, and you are the first to witness what it has done. The dead that crawl from the earth are in my likeness and I speak with the voice of a false god"

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russetfoxfur · 1 year ago

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mcyt is NOT beating the criminal allegations

- mumbo did season eight which. ah. produced the wonderful quote: "My parents are still alive... but that can be changed."

- cub eats people

- bad is a cannibal. this is different from eating people, according to my irl. do i want to know

- fit was on 2b2t

- wilbur blew up a country and killed a buncha people

- phil blew up that country too (apparently)

- scar. ah. scar did monopoly mountain and things went downhill from there

- dont even get me started on gem. she started the whole secret life apocalypse. she killed etho at least sixteen times. she is on tumblr which means tango is scared of her AS HE SHOULD BE

- sausage had that whole esmp s1 evil thing. classifying this as sausage because i watched an episode of gem's where he appeared and nothing else and don't actually watch esmp except through osmosis

- didnt joe hills kill a bunch of dogs in s7

- etho ALSO kills people but BADLY (scar boogie kill)

- dream

- *eyeing zedaph's chamber suspiciously* this violates AT LEAST one scientific law or something

- grian. grian my beloved. why are you like this

- jaiden decimated the environment of teyvat

- see lizzie is like her husband. unhinged. shes just bad at surviving so no one gets to see it

- jimmy is like lizzie but more popular for it

- tango is a war criminal but he also makes funny sounds while he commits crimes so i think that negates the whole crimes thing

- while we're at it. all the lifers are criminals EXCEPT SKIZZ EXCEPT SKIZZ EXCEPT SKIZZ

- xisuma boils chicken and eats kiwi skin. worst offense on this list by far

- gem gets a second place on this list because why not. she deserves it

- bdubs bites ankles. probably

- martyn brought the watchers to the life smp which is bad in and of itself. also the Assigned Criminal At Life Series thing

- cherrifire gets an honorary spot on this list mostly because she SHOULD be able to bite ankles. due to aforementioned martyn

anyways please tag w other crimes our blorbos have commited. cheers <3

EDIT: I will be adding more crimes now

- keralis was a capitalist in s7 who bought. rotten flesh. for 128 diamonds. truly exemplifying a billionaire there. dont worry dont worry. hes not a capitalist anymore....but he was once

- pearl poisons people and then has her dogs bite you. reasonable

- cleo does arson. she also kills people. but she does this a lot so it also negates the crimes

- don't mess with forgelabs

- ren has become a dictator at least twice. likes bloodshed. also treebark counts for all the anguish it causes everyone. also also ACALS (assigned criminal at life series)

ALSO if anyone is going to yell at me for fit being on 2b2t. i do not watch him. he is only here because my mcyt irls go insane about him. like all the time. in fact i don't watch qsmp or dsmp but theyre popular enough i know a bit about them. <3

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ceratedfish24 · 2 months ago

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realised recently that all the amazing takes on scott are ALL from YOU‼️‼️‼️ /pos

as an avid scott fan and watcher it makes me really happy to see so many more things about scott that don't label him as abusive or completely remove/ignore him entirely

thank you for all the rarepair posts as well i am RABID over scott rarepairs

please please if you wish you can use this ask to go off about any scott rarepairs or mainstream (??) ships that you want!!!! i will sit and listen happily like a child listening to their favourite story being told to them because your takes are so right and cool

Aw I’m so happy to hear that! Thank you so much <3 It always brightens my day to hear that my posts can be a little light in a sea of hypocrisy and/or unnecessary negativity surrounding literally one of the nicest people in the life series.

I ADORE Scott rarepairs! He just has such great chemistry with everyone, and I love to dig a little deeper into why specifically they like about each other.

Majorwood – I’m honestly not entirely sure if this is a rarepair or a mainstream? I feel like a lot of people know of it but don’t see it unless they naturally watched Martyn or Scott’s Limited Life perspective, whereas a lot of people watched Jimmy and Scott’s 3rd Life FOR Flower Husbands or watched Martyn or Ren’s 3rd Life FOR Treebark. It’s in a sort of liminal space between mainstream and rarepair.

Anyways, I love these two so much if only because they were so at odds with each other for so long only to thrive once they put their differences aside and learned to appreciate what makes them individually such a force to be reckoned with. I think that their attraction towards each other was a very slow thing, something quiet and natural, and then Martyn having to bring Scott to yellow was the final puzzle piece that fell into place. Martyn’s possessiveness and protectiveness over Scott truly meant so much to me. He had so much respect and affection for Scott, that any betrayal or offense against Scott was an insult to Martyn, too.

In fact, I think Martyn may have had too much respect for Scott. I have always felt as though Martyn attacked Scott before he attacked Impulse because he knew that Scott’s reaction time was just so much better than Impulse’s and that Scott would have remained relatively calm, which would make him dangerous, whereas Impulse was caught off guard and panicked. However, I also think that, had Martyn killed just Impulse, Scott would have given himself over to Martyn willingly. I believe that that had always been Scott’s intentions, hence why he was so at peace with Martyn taking the last of his time. Sacrifice is not something that Martyn understands very well, especially not a sacrifice as significant as the last. I think Martyn respected how skilled Scott is to the point of fear, and it led him to underestimate the extent of Scott’s loyalty. Don’t get me wrong, I think Martyn made all of the right decisions. Eliminating Scott first ensured that there was no chance that Scott, who – no offense, Impulse – is definitely the more practiced PVPer between him and Impulse – we all saw him kill Impulse like 4 times back to back – wouldn’t fight back. I was screaming and cheering with delight and excitement when I saw that play. What a brilliant and fitting end to such a violent, starving series. Limited Life was definitely my favorite season until Wild Life.

Scottho – Speaking of Wild Life, OH MY GOSH WILD LIFE SCOTTHO MY BELOVED?? Something about how Etho was always so comfortable around Scott despite how little we’ve gotten to see them interact with one another always really spoke to me, but this season? The way Scott was so quick to embrace Etho into the Gs, even if it was a secret alliance, was so full of trust. There was no suspicion on Scott’s end that this was some kind of trick, that Etho had alternate motives for agreeing to join their team even though it had been Etho’s own idea.

There’s been quite a few accidental final kills in the Life Series, but Etho is known for picking whatever team will take him in the moment. The fact that Etho’s first reaction to accidentally killing Scott was “I was aiming for Joel!” was very unusual. Gem was right there, loudly excited that Etho had killed Scott. Gem and Joel were Etho’s strongest alliance, but he chose to make sure that everyone knew that he honored his promise to Scott above all, regardless of who it would put him at odds with.

Etho has affection for so many people in the Life Series, but affection is of little consequence in the Life Series. He’s said it himself. “Do you think I have a soft spot for anyone right now?” What Etho has for Scott is more than affection. It’s respect. He genuinely has so much respect for Scott’s playstyle, and you can tell that he was so surprised to hear that the Gs’ approach towards their teammates is not based on worth but on loyalty, especially what with how the Tuff Guys’ approach towards their teammates was so very strictly based on worth.

On top of that, Etho is very close to Cleo and Gem, who are both pretty similar to Scott in terms of humor. From there, he has absolutely zeroed in on Scott’s humor, just absolutely cross referenced the life out of how Scott’s brain works and hit the nail on the head. Absurd of him, in my opinion.

On a less evidence based note and a more delusion based note, Etho’s relationship with Scott is the kind that makes him want to kiss Scott’s knuckles and all the way up his arm until he reaches Scott’s jaw. Those two slow dance in their kitchen in the morning. Scott is the only person who can get Etho to get sappy. Scott is just so earnest and kind, and it makes Etho want to hold him in his arms and keep him safe and sound. Etho hates drinking coffee if it wasn’t made by Scott. It’s not the taste that bothers him; it’s just the principle of the thing. Scott loves Etho because Etho is a constant comfort who also knows when and how to make him laugh. Etho loves Scott because, though he may tease, Scott would never judge him for being vulnerable. They’re each other’s safe space. Etho would simply be the most gentlemanly partner to Scott, and it would totally work on Scott.

Unlike Joel and Bdubs, Scott is entirely neutral about horses. This frustrates Bdubs, who was hoping that Etho’s new boyfriend would at least be on his side in the horse conflict between Bdubs and Joel. Scott has been monitoring this horse war and reporting back to Etho about it as soon as Etho gets home. This is how Etho learns what “spilling the tea” means.

I may be writing about them celebrating the holidays pretty soon.

Scott/Doc – Hear me out hear me out hear me out. I know they’ve never talked even once, but hear me out. Big, strong, stoic engineer working in his lab all day + suave pretty boy who sits on Doc’s desk and is a general safety hazard the whole time. Doc getting frustrated with Scott, because how is he supposed to work when there’s a pretty boy flirting with him in his lab all day? Scott also has to make sure that Doc eats and sleeps and drinks water, and he uses all of these as excuses to flirt with Doc. He spoons food into Doc’s mouth while Doc’s working and asks Doc to make eye contact with him during it. He holds the glass up to Doc’s lips. He drags Doc to bed and complains that he’s so cold without Doc next to him. It works on Doc every single time, because it’s Scott. Doc isn’t about to say “no” to him. There’s few things Scott loves as a big, strong, competent man who only shows his soft side around certain people and is easily annoyed by literally 4 people. Additionally, the sum of the pettiness between the two of them? Oh heavens.

Doc really values loyalty, and there’s none as loyal as Scott. Grian would go to Scott to ask for secrets he can use to further annoy Doc, but Scott would not give anything up. We’ve seen before that Scott does not let up information about those he loves even if it’s just for a prank. The only person who Scott allows to prank Doc is Cleo, but only if Scott is also involved.

Thank you for the ask and for giving me an opening to yap about some of my favorite rarepairs!! I hope you enjoyed my opinions and headcanons!🩵🩵🩵

#trafficblr #smajor #smajor1995 #scott smajor #trafficshipping #inthelittlewood #majorwood #ethoslab #scottho #docm77 #scott x doc #hermitshipping #wild life smp #just a little bit #i wrote this is a word doc on my 6 hour flight home for Christmas #it's 1300 words long and im worried that i might have an obsession

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ynnxbun · 1 month ago

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arcane life series au:

ok so i got a super good au idea; combining my 2 fandoms that have been rotating in my brain to fuel myself </3

arcane au with all the lifers coming from either topside or the undercity, shimmer and hextech are still present in the storyline tho (note this will be it’s own universe so not all plot points will be included in this au nor will lifers be placeholders for the arcane characters tho there will some parallels!)

NOW ON TO CHARACTERS: ( this will NOT represent their personality in the story, more of their role in the au)

Vi: Grian (main character duh)

Jinx: Joel (get it cuz their names both start with J?? haha.. ok ill shut up)

Caitlyn: Mumbo (he gives me goody goody vibes so…)

Ekko: Etho/echo (found it funny lol)

Jimmy: ???

Lizzie: ??? (their both important)

viktor: Martyn

Jayce: Ren (treebark fans are in for a wild ride..)

Mel: Gem

Ambessa: Cleo

Slico/Sky: Scott (u’ll see why soon)

sevika: Pearl

Scar: BDubs (you would think Scar would be scar tho hehee)

Tango: ???

Scar: ???

Singed: Bigb (his important)

impulse: ???

Skizz: ???

Ok now we can go onto factions!! ill be breaking them into people from undercity and topside and then into their respective grps(lifers who do not fall into any category will be put in others

UNDERCITY/THE CITY OF ZAUN:

Etho/Echo, Bdubs, Tango, Scar.. (Firelights, Etho is the leader with bdubs as his lieutenant)

Impulse and Skizz (Impskizz bandits)

Joel/Jinx (wanted criminal in piltover, beloved in the undercity)

Scott and pearl (run the city of zaun)

Grian (was in jail for 7 years, got bailed out by mumbo, joel/jinx and jimmy are his siblings)

BigB (genius madman, runs the shimmer production, on good terms with pearl)

Jimmy (….?)

Lizzie/shadow lady (……….)

TOPSIDE/PILTOVER:

Ren and Martyn (the inventors of hextech/treebark, they were engaged for a short period of time..)

Mumbo (also an inventor, created many machines and also helped a bit with the management of piltover, great with guns)

Gem (a council member, recently became a mage and has been trying to master it, was one of the few people to have faith in hextech)

OTHERS:

Cleo (a warrior, led many wars in their prime years, they are gem’s guardian)

This au has been all ive been thinking about and i just really want to share my thoughts on it and hear yours! I will make some Fanart of this au that’s certain tho it will take some time as im revising for a test coming up lol. Let me know your thoughts! and questions on this au are very welcomed so please send them in my askbox <33

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