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mk-wizard · 2 months ago

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Transformers Excerpts: Cake Thief

At the Autobot Base...

Optimus: Younglings! Come here, NOW!! *Hotrod, Bumblebee, Honeycomb, Blurr, Blaster and Arcee walk in and Optimus his foot looking displeased* Who is responsible for this? *points to the cake stand* Over there, there is SUPPOSED to be a triple tier, ruby velvet cake with a pearl goodie crunch and vanilla beam frosting. Instead, it's empty. Which one of you is guilty of this heinous crime? Hotrod:... Huh? Elita-One: Now, now, Optimus. I know you were looking forward to having some, but do be calm. Which one of you is guilty of taking the cake before it was served? Hotrod: Mom, I didn't eat and neither did Blaster or Arcee. They were with me the whole time. Bumblebee: And don't look at my sister and I. Elita-One: Open your mouths please? *they all look at each other and comply*... Mm-hmm. You're all innocent. You may go now. Hotrod: I told you it wasn't us, mom *they all leave* Blaster: I wanted some cake though... Optimus: Well then, it was our Decepticon "guests" I'll bet. Elita-One: Well, it can't be helped, Optimus. It was for them anyway. I'm just glad it wasn't the children and I doubt it was one our own. I would have been very humiliated if an adult who should know better did something so childishly gluttonous *she walks away* Optimus: *once alone, he rushes to the bathroom and locks the door removing his mask and brushing his teeth repeatedly, but his tongue remains bright red and glittery* (Argh! She spiked it with glittered dye! If Elita-One discovered this... I am a dead mech walking!!)

Elita-One is behind the door listening while looking like a mix of mischievious and angry...

Firestar: So how long are you going to allow him to think you don't it was him? Elita-One: For as long as the dye lasts in his mouth. Or until he comes clean though I must admit that it is amusing to watch him pretend he is innocent. I've known that Optimus was the one stealing my cakes for a while, so this will teach him to cease and desist.

#optimus prime #transformers #transformers excepts #transformers fanfiction #oplita #ironhide #chromia

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zeropro · 28 days ago

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I love your rodimus

Rodimus is a national treasure.

#transformers #starscream #rodimus #hot rod #bumblebee #maccadam #rodimus star #lost light #let my boy have his participation trophy #bumblebee and rodimus acting like siblings that don’t get along is so funny to me #a riff on that one scene in idw where everyone including megatron has a rodimus star except that one guy

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keferon · 4 months ago

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Don’t mind me I just like to see him go bananas about cartoonish Autobot rules

Maaan…..if Prowl was in tfp he would spontaneously combust at least once a day

#maccadam #transformers #prowl #tf prowl #there is no Prowl in Tfp so Optimus can pull all kinds of heroic cartoonish bullshit #and only Ratchet actually calls him out on it #but Ratchet also kinda has soft spot for Optimus #Op does sad eyes and Ratchet is like okay okay sorry I understand #Prowl would see the whole situation and lose his marbles immediately ahahahah #lol hey hey you. two people who read tags. imagine little au realquick #Autobots find the escape pod with Smokescreen right #but there’s two bots instead of one #back on the base humans look at the new guys and like #Smokey is fun and energetic and eager for heroism and adventure #and then there’s Prowl. The final boss. The ultimate MOM.#He makes one step into base and immediately starts scolding Optimus and everyone except for Ratchet #agent Fowler listens to him talking and decides that Prowl is his favorite autobot #damn. Prowl would SO not approve keeping humans around. Kids would hate him #but also he would be completely right. Because by keeping humans that close Autobots basically show that the humans can be used as leverage #against them you know.#He would immediately suggest getting rid of kids and hiring actual competent adults instead. So all hacking can be done by professionals #and all infiltrating can be done by people who are at least old enough to drink you know #yea kids would haaaate him so much #he would also build make all kinds of little annoying gadgets bc I have read Covenant of Primus and tfp Prowl is smart like that #he would be going around sticking trackers on every enemy he fights #and then triangulating Cons positions by the coordinates where their signals stop tracking #bc Nemesis blocks them #He would also keep sending Smokey to ghost through walls and steal all kinds of valuable shit from Megsy #they would be such a menace together #man this is getting kinda long I should probably stop

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 2 months ago

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the worst family ever ladies and gentlemen

#transformers #transformers one #bumblebee #b 127 #goldbug #optimus prime #elita one #transformers shattered glass #shattered glass #their stupid son that they hate except this time they really do hate him 😭#goldbug actually cant see very well at all thats why his ears r up hes listening very closely #i think elita is so cute #shes like a little lady bug

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churochoru · 17 days ago

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Bonus armada (cause he’s my fav)

#Starbee harem except they’re all loser virgins who treat him like their unpaid therapist #maccadam #bumblebee #starscream #starbee #transformers #starscream armada #starscream g1 #tfone starscream #starscream animated

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glitchgh0sty · 2 months ago

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*Drops apocalyptic ponyo art like video game loot* 😭🫶

- The world is unsafe,, but we are together, so it might be ok <33

@krazycat6167 : “I want you to show me that Crystal Reef you were talking about.”

Me: The. What.

- I didn’t know all this was out here,,

- … Me neither

Ajbdbfjanxnnn,, it’s ok, it’s OK, my ghAd,, the angst, just,, take me in pieces I guess, ohmigosh. You guys are some true chaos voyagers and gosh dang if I don’t cherish each and every one of ya’ll for it,, 🫶TuŤ

Aaand here ya go, the Pancake Protector, @cosmique-oddity 😂✨

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doubledudeski · 5 months ago

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the evil timeline where bee loses his voice but everyone is really okay with it

#they are SICK of his yapping #i could never do that to him tho #except for right now that i doodled it #transformers one #tf one #bumblebee #b 127 #transformers #elita #elita one #elita 1 #girl go get your son #my art

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egophiliac · 1 year ago

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we were fucking ROBBED

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 8 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 8 spoilers #the only ssr i'll whale for #oh my god i loved this update. holy shit #got some ~compositions~ in mind so i'll get to the more serious stuff later #in the meantime those first couple of chapters genuinely made me question if i was perhaps trapped in my own absurd dream or not #the whole-ass video just DROPPED in there idia how long were you WORKING on that #don't forget to like and subscribe! :)#i demand that all cutscenes be animated in that style forevermore #i also demand that all clothing changes henceforth be done via magical girl transformation phrase #not just in the dreamworld. all of them.#DREAM~~~~~FORM~~~~~CHAAAA~~~~NGE #also savanarook was so unexpectedly precious! i want to protect him.#augh there's SO MUCH and i am SO PLEASED with all of it #anyway i guess we're going to be going through everyone's dreams after all!#and it's going to be a THING!!!!!!!! CLOSURE AND SELF-ACCEPTANCE FOR EVERYONE #(insert 'it's all coming together' meme)#man i hope 'please watch this video' remains a running gag it's AMAZING #also i cannot believe #i cannot BELIEVE #that the plan is actually literally #defeat malleus by inviting everyone else to the party except him #HIS ULTIMATE WEAKNESS #malleus doesn't get to be in smash bros

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jyang030107 · 5 months ago

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The Fumbler and the Rizzler

#sketch #art137 #transformers #transformers idw #transformers earthspark #maccadam #elita one #megatron #senator shockwave #optimus prime #bro has absolutely no game whatsoever…#doomed to fumble #except for earthspark #shockop #megop #opmeg #megoplita

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idolomantises · 6 months ago

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looking back at some of my Eva drawings I think the more recent ones have lost that sort of... semi unnerving angle her concept design was meant to have

I don't mind making her eyes more expressive, but i want to return that initial look she used to have.

Edit: I have no clue why people are trying to give pointers, I know the issue with her design hence why I’ve been criticizing it

#monsters and girls #txt #lol nobody has this problem except me #ALSO i messed up her hair bad i actually never noticed i was slowly transforming it into lili's hair #when its meant to be more loose and wavy

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gurrl2000 · 5 days ago

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Family game night

#bumblebee #transformers #transformers bumblebee #optimus prime #megatron #divorce parents getting along for the sake of their child #g1 designs #bumblebee just happy to be there #fanart #make this weeks ago and didn’t get time to post it…#I don’t really like megop but I love them as bumblebee divorced parents #megatron dose NOT want to lose to a literal sparkling #except he is #cuz he’s a loser #no husband and no custody what a loser #rip Optimus I’ll never be able to draw you..

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starscream-is-my-wife · 1 month ago

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Two bots cursed with love, doomed with guilt

#These two seem like the type to fumble a ‘why is everyone in love with me except for you!’ Plot #when I’m in a self loathing and immense guilt competition and my opponents are these two #Ngl I just wanted to use this color scheme on them #I did not mean for this to get so long the sketch just kept going on #at least I’m winning the inconsistent shading competition #I forgot marvel ratchet does not have the bathing suit ™️#oh well #transformers #transformers fanart #transformers g1 #maccadams #ratchet #optimus prime #Optiratch #tf marvel #optimus x ratchet #tf ratchet #ratchop

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keferon · 8 months ago

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Biblically accurate Blurr~

Blurr's Spotlight was actually the very first Transformers comic I ever read. I remember looking at the first pages and being like, holy shit, dude why are you so ugly?? Ahahjcmgmg