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[void-galaxy-shenanigans]

[Transcribed (text on screen): “My brain trying [to] make words work but my partner turned away from me and I'm hard of hearing: ” (/end ID)]

[Transcribed (audio): mostly-incoherent words; Simlish cover of We Are Young by Fun. (/end ID)]

[killjoy-prince]

House M.D. but it's when a character says the name of the episode

[sisyphean-torment]

this is normal behavior for writers for comics, right? scripting dialogue and describing the scenes by drafting all the paneling and dialogue and character positioning and having it in a horrendous single canvas divided into 10 squares since 10 was the page max and your poor artist is going to have a to draw all this so you condense the entire plot like a mastermind and still have time to crack jokes and draw cub’s entire buttcheeks slung over hotguy’s shoulders. sorry what were we talking about

anyway it was so much fun to get to work with @tibby-art for the Hotguy Comics Zinethology!! please go check out the full comic in all its finished glory!

[royalarchivist]

Quackity: And speaking of pep talking– speaking of pep talking, I need to make something so fcking clear to everyone is that QSMP Purgatory is a specifically entertainment event.

If someone wants to go full on and murder an entire team, let's say Red Team just fcking came on us right now – not like that – but let's say Red Team fcking came to us right now and beat the sht out of us, left us fcking hanging, like fcking– just fcking full on bullying. It is so acceptable to do that. That's what the point of Purgatory is! Purgatory is a fcking intense event.

If someone wants to fcking bully another team– it's Purgatory. It's fcking Purgatory! What people need to remember is that this is an entertainment event. Please, please treat it as entertainment. I am so SO fcking sick of people going to other creators and just shtting on them because they play Purgatory the way it's meant to be fcking played! That's the point of Purgatory! It's meant to fcking push people to fcking limit, make them show off their skills or make them just– it's all about that.

Bagi: [Clapping] Thank you!

Quackity: Purgatory is about that. So we need to please, for the love of God, fcking holy sht. If one creator decides to kill another person because it's in their best interest to do that, why would you fcking go and send hate? Why would you fcking go and send hate? It's a fcking Purgatory event! It's meant to be an event like that. SO– and I know a lot of people are enjoying it the way it's meant to be, but for the few people who genuinely don't like that, it's called QSMP Purgatory. I think it's time to leave– it's time to leave that to the side. It's a Purgatory event.

Me and Bagi are starting from fcking zero. Realistically, any team could come to us right now and fcking kick our ass, and they could leave us at zero over and over and over again.

Bagi: We have nothing.

Quackity: We have fcking nothing– it is so easy to kick our ass right now! It is so easy to kick our ass. And if someone did come, and if someone did do it, I wouldn't even be mad! I'd be like, "Fck yeah! Yes! That makes so much sense!"

Bagi: I don't even have the right to be mad because it's meant to be like that! So–

Quackity: I don't have sht! I don't have sht! Anyone could come and kill me right now! They could! So I just need to remind everyone, holy sht, please. This is an event meant for entertainment. That is what this event is. This event is not meant to actually– next time I see Badboyhalo, I'm not going to fcking slap him for killing me in a fcking Minecraft event. This is an entertainment purposes only event. And it is so discouraging for any creator that's part of this for people to go and sht on them when they play the game the way it's meant to be played. So: keep in mind, I beg you, it's an entertainment-only event. [Returning to his conversation with Bagi] But see, we're fcked. We have nothing–

[website-com]

trying to cultivate a 'we are so back' mindset.

this is a hopeful post, can you see it

[fizzytoo]

Who is Andrew Park?

Transcript:

(2nd image) [social bunny notification]

(4th image) [message from andrew @.definitelynotandrew]

“hey…i know this is sudden and you don’t know me. please hear me out. my name is andrew park and i think you might be my sister.”

(5th image) [moodlet]

Lost sibling? From strange new message. Despite being adopted, Karlee has never wondered about her birth family. Until now, when a person named “Andrew” claims to be her sibling.

[felassan]

r/dragonage (Reddit) post titled "Jeff Grubb: Dragon Age: Dreadwolf scheduled to release in late 2024." Post text: "Dreadwolf to be shown this summer and planned release later this year, Bioware is internally confident on the release date. Anything could change of course." Source: [link] Clip: [link] "Credit to: u/IcePopsicleDragon for posting this in r/GamingLeaksAndRumours."

[source]

In episode 339 of Game Mess Decides, Jeff Grubb had the following to say on Dragon Age: Dreadwolf's possible/rumored release window [transcript]:

Question from chat: “Hi Jeff and Mike, when will Dragon Age 4 be shown and released?” Jeff: “Yeah, I mean, I expect it will probably pop up this summer. I don’t know when it’ll be shown is the real answer, that’s the, let’s get that out, I don’t know when it will be shown. I assume it will be shown sometime this summer. Could happen at any time though. It will be released this year [2024], last I heard. That is, and they’re pretty confident about that, doesn’t mean it’s a guarantee, could slip, but right now, internally, they expect to release it later this year, which is why I took it in Fantasy Critic”.

[source (timestamp 35 mins 20 secs), clipped version]

(there were no more mentions of Dragon Age or BioWare during the episode)

[rickypersnickety]

literally begging yall this disability pride month to remember the phys. disabled deaf people. draw them with transcription computers, draw them wearing colorful CIs and HAs, draw them using FM systems, i've never seen anyone draw them and i'd love to see representation of that. i cannot count the number of times i've been excited to see disability art only to see them all using mobility aids and feel disappointed afterwards because fuck knows when the last time you saw your disability aids.

this disability pride month include Deaf/HOH people that don't solely use sign language, who wear colorful disability aids, who use things that only their own community seems to know about

(if anyone has art of those things i mentioned i wanted seen tag me pleaseeeee)

[sophaeros]

arctic monkeys at the shockwaves nme awards, 2008 (x)

transcript:

interview: and finally, if you could punch or snog anyone here tonight, who would it be?

nick: (crosstalk) same time?

alex: (crosstalk) i’d do both.

matt: (crosstalk) i’d go- yeah yeah yeah.

interviewer: at the same time, if you’d like.

matt: (crosstalk) yeah no, it’d look like- yeah, no that’s what i mean, i get excited by that. snog ‘em and then punch ‘em.

alex: (mimes pouncing)

nick: any one, ��cause that’s gonna finish the night for a long time, bruv.

matt: don’t know who, though. eh… (blows raspberry) not [inaudible]...

matt and alex: (look at each other, then look away and lick their lips)

matt: i don’t know, i don’t wanna punch anyone.

interviewer: (crosstalk) anyone you'd like to snog?

matt: unless absolutely necessary. heh, no, i don’t wanna punch anybody. um, or kiss anyone tonight, actually. ‘s just one of them days. just woke up and thought, “i'm not gonna kiss anyone today. or punch anyone.”

interviewer: [inaudible, cut off]

alex: which is lucky because normally the days- that’s your waking thought.

matt: yeah. i’m not gonna kiss anyone or punch- it’s never one or the other, it’s always both.

/end transcript

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

CAPTION/TRANSCRIPTION PRACTICE

hello phannies! so the lovely @antiadvil dmed me about transcripts and i happened to have captioned this (nauseating, sickening, homophobia-inducing) clip earlier. thought we could use this as an example.

a sample transcript for this would be:

[TRANSCRIPT]:

(quizzical tone plays)

-[D]: Phil, where-

(record scratch sound effect)

-[P]: *laughs*

-[D]: (laughing) Do you know where- do you- do you know where you- where the- where the- where the pee comes out? (sarcastically) The pee is stored in the balls!

-[P]: I just really wanted to say it!

i plan on making a big post about accessibility in the near future. in the meantime, though, PLEASE try to caption or transcribe your content. please.

and if you want to be even more thorough with accessibility:

a sample VD (video description) for this video would be:

[VD: dan and phil sitting side by side in their office. they are sharing a pair of headphones. dan is wearing a black eclipse t-shirt and phil is wearing a dark spotted button up shirt. the outfits are reminiscent of their costumes for one of their previous tours.

throughout the video, dan has his hand on phil’s shoulder as they both laugh.

the video is open-captioned, with blue captions for phil, black for dan, and purple for sound effects]

ideally VDs/IDs are more simple than this, and i have much less practice with image descriptions than i do with captioning, so please keep that in mind. i am also exhausted, but i wanted to get this posted before going to sleep.

as with all accessibility, disabled people know what we need best, so don’t be afraid to do your own research and ask questions.

my dms are always open. whether or not you’ll get a consistent response from me, who knows. but no harm is sending a dm regardless :)

[ammonitetestpatterns]

first track from a burmese cassette of solo and duet songs featuring an adorably tinny casio keyboard.

[void-galaxy-shenanigans]

[Transcription (text on screen): “Is THAT what you're wearing?” (/end ID)]

[Transcription (audio): (tone: gentle, calm, serious) “This is how I express myself, and I would appreciate you....either saying something nice or saying nothing at all.” (/end ID)]

[chipjrwibignaturals]

lost in the waves - kooman & dimond | the hole in the sea - jrwi

[julijbee]

I present you with a hypothetical, it goes as follows:

A man sees the world only in shadows, and understands it only as so. If he stands close to another, their shadows eclipse. Does he believe the two shadows belong to the same thing? Does he believe to be close to something is to become it? Does he fear what moving apart from that shadow might do? Does he not know fully what he fears, in moving away, forgetting-or not understanding-what he is when he isn't a shadow of something else?

Is he a fool for this? Do you take him for a fool? Answer me.

[danishphoner]

recalling that one time when i got obsessed with tlsp interviews and might have gathered (almost) all of them for further cataloguing on tumblr but wasn't quite sure if they'd still be somewhat relevant in the present day lmao:

[javelinbk]

Paul McCartney talks about John Lennon on Parkinson, December 1999 - part one

Michael: It's still amazing that, all these years after John's death, that there's still this debate about the two of you, about the history being rewritten, revisionist history, John's this, and you're that. First of all... for people that didn't meet him, what was he like? Describe him to us, tell me.

Paul: John? He was beautiful. Very beautiful. Erm... he was a very complex guy, because he had a lot of tragedy in his life, you know, his dad left home when he was three, and he didn't see him 'til he got famous. He went to live with his auntie, and uncle... the uncle died... I remember John telling me he started to think he was a jinx on the male side, you know. And then his mum, John's mum, lived with another guy, who we used to go and visit, because he doted on his mum, but then she got run over by an off duty policeman, I think, one night and got killed in front of Aunt Mimi's house. And then his first marriage, you know, ended in divorce, so he had a lot of tough breaks, really, John, so I think he was very guarded, and I think the wit and everything was always like, you know, the shell that came down. But having said that, you know, that was one side of him, he was a very loveable guy, very warm-hearted, and a great friend, you know.