#i’m not a monster

[sisyphean-torment]

this is normal behavior for writers for comics, right? scripting dialogue and describing the scenes by drafting all the paneling and dialogue and character positioning and having it in a horrendous single canvas divided into 10 squares since 10 was the page max and your poor artist is going to have a to draw all this so you condense the entire plot like a mastermind and still have time to crack jokes and draw cub’s entire buttcheeks slung over hotguy’s shoulders. sorry what were we talking about

anyway it was so much fun to get to work with @tibby-art for the Hotguy Comics Zinethology!! please go check out the full comic in all its finished glory!

[mrslectermoriarty]

Headcanon Series #20

I need the Daggers to have a TikTok Account, hear me out!

Coyote: "Were the Daggers, of course we look amazing in our flight suits." He does a twirl and strikes a pose. Applause behind the camera.

Cut to Halo: "Were the Daggers, of course we managed to get good callsigns." In the background someone yells “Fuck off, Egg White!”. Halo gives the camera a pointed look. “We definetly good the good call signs.”

Cut to Fanboy: "Were the Daggers, of course our CO is the Navy's greatest pilot." He holds up a picture of Maverick lying on the ground, he stumbled over his open shoelaces. “But seriously. He is.”

Cut to Fritz: "We're the Daggers, of course we've been at least once at Top Gun." The camera zooms out, so we can see the base he’s standing in front of. He does a thumbs up. “Crazy place!”

Cut to Hangman: "We’re the Daggers, of course we're the best of the best." Rooster in the background gives him the finger. Hangman doesn’t see it. Chuckling behind the camera. “What’s so funny?”

Cut to Phoenix: "We're the Daggers, of course we blackmail each other with embarassing photos." Bob is sitting in the background. He looks up into the camera and gives it a serious nod.

Cut to Omaha: "We're the Daggers, of course we look back at our academy days in shame." Fritz walks by and grimaces.

Cut to Payback, in a bar: "We're the Daggers, of course we loose a shit ton of money to each other when we play pool at the hard deck. Well, some of us." He smirks. Groaning behind the camera.

Cut to Bob: "We're the Daggers, of course we have a group chat." His phone lights up and he shows the screen to the camera. We see a group chat that gets new messages every couple seconds. “Guys? You know we’re all on the same base right now? We can actually talk to each other.”

Cut to Yale, it’s night by now and he’s standing in front of a dimly lit house in otherwise darkness. There’s whispering in the background. "We're the Daggers, of course we continue the tradition of raiding the CO's liquor stack."

Cut to Harvard, inside of a house. Looks like a living room. Everyone is standing in the middle of the room and shouting; it’s loud. Harvard looks bewildered. "We're the Daggers, of course our CO is married to an Admiral and didn't tell us about it. He also didn't tell us about one of us being his legal child." Cut to the zoomed in background where we can see a blurry figure standing in a corner with a glass in its hand. Cut to Harvard, now in selfie mode and close to his face. He whispers: “That’s the fucking COMPACFLT.”

Cut to Rooster in the same living room. He has a small, awkward smile on his face while Phoenix stands a bit behind him and looks pissed. "We're the Daggers, of course it never gets boring with us around, I guess." Hangman sneaks into the frame, kisses Rooster and runs away, yelling something like “it never does”. Rooster stands there, too stunned to speak. Behind the camera: “Wait, did he just-“

Cut to Maverick sitting in a comfortable looking armchair, elbows on his knees and a beer in his hands. He’s laughing into the camera and speaks with a soft voice: "They're my Daggers and of course they’re family." “No no no, you’re supposed to say- what, did you just call us family? Guys, Mav just called us his family!” Happy shouting erupts in the background and Maverick is being group-hugged by several aviators around him. The camera shakes and the video ends.

Beautiful inspiration, I must say…

[muttsandmustelidae]

stood up for two seconds to get myself some water from the kitchen and in that time My Nice Heated Blanket With No Dog Hairs became Maya’s Nice Heated Blanket With So Many Dog Hairs

[chrollosbm]

he is the cutest i just wanna lock him in my dungeon and never let him out 🩷🩷

[detentiontrack]

Me: *pops open my chicken pasta salad*

CZ, who was dead asleep .2 seconds ago:

[thecowboykatsuki-anon]

happy birthday to your man! 🎁🎈🎂 if you’re ok with a selfship question, i’d love to know if you celebrated together!

We absolutely celebrated! I go nuts for people’s birthdays so I let him sleep in way longer than he’d meant to (I get to spoil him sometimes too), picked up his favorite lunch and then we went out with the team to play pool, go dancing, and get drunk as fuuck

[bibuckagenda]

Ever since the episode aired I keep getting cart related TikTok’s on my fyp cart cop strikes again

[priestfrommidnightmass]

his ex just came up on my HINGEEEEEEEEEEEE

[arwenstardust]

That’s the thing about Final Fantasy characters, I’d fuck every single one of them.

[sad-tboy]

a cockroach flew at my sister, it was in her bed tho ew 😭

[percabethcoded]

THIS IS SO FUNNY OMG😂

[fiasco95]

Sirius: Regulus got arrested at 2 in the morning. Guess who he called?

Sirius: Oh, James? His fiancé, logical choice right? No.

Sirius: Oh? Then, me. His brother, the most obvious choice at this point! No.

Mary: I’m confused, who the fuck did he call then?

Sirius, pointing at Remus: Him. And they got maccies right fucking after!! Instead of letting James and I know!

Regulus, nodding: Brother-in-law.

Remus, nodding back: Brother-in-law.

[fumifooms]

Omg guys he just genuinely likes bugs and mollusks and critters 😭💘💔 Forced to noble when he just wanna crouch and watch things skitter in the dirt…

[artsymeeshee]

felt like doodling some fluff

[noodles-and-tea]

I love your twins in time au but what do you think of AUs like Reverse Falls and Monster Falls?

I ATE THIS UP WHEN I WAS 13 FR!!!!!

[eatsbooks]

we know renee made a deal with andrew to protect the rest of the foxes outside of his core group, so do you think her guilt rivaled neil’s for failing to keep seth alive? do you think she would stare at the ceiling at night in the days after, unable to even close her eyes to pray for seth’s soul because she kept seeing his face stamped into the backs of her eyelids? do you think her chest would seize so tightly she couldn’t breathe when she heard allison’s muffled sobs from their bedroom? do you think she couldn’t meet andrew’s eyes for fear of the judgment nestled beneath his manic grin, his bored glances? do you think she took her knife out of her drawer sometimes, turned it over, over, over, swore to herself that she would not lose another one — she would not lose another one, all her fault, all her fault, all her fault?