#transcriber

[starcrosseddresser]

i talk to myself and hope there’s some kind of understanding

[cadmium-free]

terribly charmed by my sibling sending me a voice message that just said “i just always take ibuprofen at the wrong time. i had a headache all afternoon, from three to eight pm and then i took an ibuprofen half an hour before the headache went away! i could have just saved an ibuprofen!”

[rabid-zebra]

[my-big-fat-aesthetic-blog]

We’re Fat … posted by Nikki Garza

[redwinterroses]

[You Can Bop if You Want To is playing behind this entire clip]

Gem: "If Bdubs walks up to us right now he's gonna have so many questions." [general laughter from Skizz, Tango, Cub, Pearl, Scar, and Impulse.] Skizz: "I want us to just set this up in front of somebody's house to just do it until they come out!" [Tango and Pearl laugh and "hooooo..." in unison] Skizz: [singing along] "...no friends of miiiiine..." Pearl: "That is so good..." Skizz: "This is amazing--" Pearl: "It's almost on beat too!" Impulse: "It's so close--" Pearl: [distinctly off-beat] "Bop, bop, bop!" [Pearl and Skizz back and forth "bop"-ing, Skizz on-beat and Pearl off] Skizz: [laughing] "Pearl!" Pearl: "What!?" Skizz: [imitating Pearl] "Pearl! Bap bap bap!" Gem: "The lag is making--" Pearl: "Am I delayed?" Skizz: "A bap bap bap--" Gem: "--it's like, totally different--" Pearl: "Ohhhh, maan...!" Skizz: "Dude, this is amazing--!" Pearl: "This is great." [Tango laughing] Skizz: "We are so in sync, dude!" Tango: "This is so cool -- we are so professional!"

[ghostiedreamsz]

He/Him | Transcriber

This one Twitter post about the he/him transcriber made me laugh so hard when I first saw it that it is now an inside joke in my stupid little brain and I say it every chance I get

It’s gotten so bad to the point I’ve just started using any word that has trans- in the front of it. Oh you’re a translator? Well I don’t know what a ‘lator’ is but I can see why you’re triggered 😂You’re a transition? I don’t know what an ““ition”” is but I can see why you’re triggered 😂😂 You’re the transcontinental railroad? Well I don’t know what a “““continental railroad””” is b

[gatheringbones]

judy grahn, from another mother tongue: gay words, gay worlds, 1984

[johnconstantinesdick]

The most popular fic in the Steel Samurai fandom had an unexplained seven year hiatus only to update at like 3 am on December 21st, 2027. The author explains that they couldn’t update fic while in prison (huh?) but now that they’re off death row (WHAT??) they’ve transcribed seven years worth of writing (Jesus Christ). The update is 130k words long. Edgeworth and Maya don’t sleep that night.

[orangeocelotmartyn]

Audience member: Hello. I was wondering, uh, if you could go back and re-experience a moment from Hermitcraft-Hermitcraft again, what experience would that be?

(Skizz snatches the mic from Impulse to speak, the audience laughs as Skizz stretches, rolls his shoulders back as if to gear up for something) Tango: Look at him (emulates Skizz) Skizz: When I killed you. (does a turn with a flourish to look at Joel, who straightens up in his seat, starts laughing and shakes his head) (Skizz holds the mic aloft in one hand to drop in his other, in a mic drop)

[enderspawn]

cleo reacts to joel’s new glow ink store (VOD)

[bestassignmentwritingbaw]

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[sleepyjim2]

if ur youtube channel has over 1 million subscribers and u got like a crew and everything to help with ur videos yet you Still only have the stupid ass auto generated close captioning i think every deaf and hard of hearing person shld be allowed to take 1 bite out of u . sorry

[everett-true-daily]

[creekfiend]

Toad, Norman MacCaig

Published in The Poems of Norman MacCaig (Birlinn, 2011)

[astrangergivingthestrangewelcome]

The universally hates old people crowd truly does not understand how much of our society is run by old retired ladies working what ought to be a 40-hour a week paid position with benefits for free. You have no idea how much knowledge would be lost if everyone over the age of 60 just disappeared right now.

[conarcoin]

i have genuinely never heard connor be this fucking angry like .... ever ?? jesus christ