#looking for transcriber

[jadedjoshe]

I'm trying to learn how to transcribe videos for captions and I am struggling big time. To the point I will pay someone else to do it!

Send my your resume and prices if you're interested in transcribing a bunch of terrible minecraft videos

[royalarchivist]

Cellbit: Ordem Paranormal 🔥

Roier: Enigma do Medo 🔥🔥🔥

In honor of today's Ordem Paranormal news, here's a little compilation of some classic "Enigma do Medo" moments with Roier and Cellbit.

[russetfoxfur]

@zedweek, day one: Free Space

Zedaph: Minecraft Done Differently

"It Couldn't Be Done" by Edgar Allen Guest // Zedaph, Hermitcraft S9, EP30 // Don't Wanna Be, The Score // mauv-the-bluest-cat-ever // Official Minecraft Trailer // fence-time // "Invitation" by Shel Silverstein // Zedaph, Hermitcraft S5, EP49 // Could Have Been Me, The Struts // Zedaph's Youtube channel description

[girlfriendline]

local dad tries to tell child off, can't stop laughing

[ananinidraws]

At what point does arch nemesis banter crosses the line and turns into flirting?

[isbergillustration]

Fortress of Total & Utter Desolation & Loneliness (affectionate)

[harbingersecho]

countless days pass by immeasurably;

anniversaries gutter in the maelstrom

[everett-true-daily]

[badnewswhatsleft]

i'm sure these are already up somewhere but thought id post them anyway! scans of ap #323 june 2015, a lot of hiatus discussion

(definitely best viewed on desktop with right click > open img in newtab!)

[letsfluxshitup]

audio equivalent to being in a washing machine. i watched back the actual slap like four times and i dont think they actually know what theyre fighting about

[Video ID: Everyone is picking our their new egg/child. There's a lot of background noise, but the focus is Quackity, Mariana, and Charlie. It is from Charlie's pov, so Quackity is a bit quiet. Frontflipo is the egg with glasses and is Charlie and Mariana's child, while Tilin is Quackity's child. It is from Charlie's stream on April 3rd, about 46min in.]

transcript:

Charlie: Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah! Mariana: Mijo- [My son-] [Frontflipo hits Mariana but he thinks it was Tilin] Mariana: Hey, hey, hey, motherfucker! Charlie: Discipline your fucking egg, dude! Watch where your son's going! You piece of shit! Quackity: Hey! My son is just fine! My son is just fine! I saw your son hit my son first! Charlie: Ours has allergies! Ours has fucking allergies! Step off! Step off! Mariana: Backflipo! Pégale! [Hit him!] Quackity: I saw your son hit my son first! Charlie: Step off! Quackity: My son didn't do anything! Mariana: Pégale, Flipo! Pégale! Matolo! [Hit him, Flipo! Hit him! Kill him!] Quackity: He's an angel! My son is an angel! Charlie: He's a loose cannon! My son could kick the shit out of your son! My son-I'm going to take your son's nose! Quackity: He would never do anything at all! He would never do anything at all! Charlie: I can [unintelligible] and crack your son! He can crack your son! Mariana: Mi huevo es mejor! [My egg is better!] Charlie: My son's gonna crack and eat your son! Quackity: Fuck your egg! I hate your egg! Your egg is stupid as hell! Charlie: What the fuck did you just say to me? Mariana: Tu huevo es parace mi testiculo! [Your egg looks like my testicle!] Charlie: That's right! That's right! Our huevo! Our huevo! Quackity, laughing and walking away: Tilin, don't trust him, don't trust him, you don't look like a testicle. Charlie: Frontflipo, kill him! Frontflipo, kill! We need to- We need to teach him to draw blood.

[swan2swan]

Just give it time, Sammy. Give it time.

[puckpocketed]

15/11/2024 - WSH @ COL

Dubois when asked about linemate Connor McMichael -> (˵ ‘• v •`˵)

You've got a front row seat to what Connor's done. What's gone into him having the heater that he's on right now? Yeah, it's - I don't want it to stop, nobody does, especially me and - and Tom, I think, so, whatever he needs we're there for him. Um, I had my hands up in the air, I thought he had that one at the end, but, when you're hot it's just a matter of time, so, y'know he missed that one but he'll get one - hopefully he'll get one next game.

[royalarchivist]

Tubbo: I swear to God, Chat - I promise you, if it's the last thing I do, I am going to break up Fit and Pac.

Mike passed the crown of #1 Hideduo hater to Tubbo, and Tubbo took that title very seriously.

[ Full Subtitle Transcript ↓ ]

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Pac: I have a date with Fit tomorrow! You know the news, Tubbo?

[ Tubbo's Homophobic Arc ]

Pac: I got a date with Fit tomorrow!

Tubbo: You're - no... You're kidding..

Pac: Yeah, for real! Look - Mike shaved my hair you know, and gave me a new outfit so I can be like, sharp for tomorrow. ...You guys like it? You like it, Sunny?

[Judgemental silence]

Tubbo: That's so cool man, what he hell. That's fckin' sick.

Pac: Yeah, thank you! I knew it, I knew you'd- Oh, thank you, Sunny! I knew you guys were gonna love it, you know? I knew it.

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Tubbo: I swear to God- I swear to God- We need to add homophobia to the QSMP, I swear to God- I swear to God-

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Tubbo: Guys, I have to do everything in my power to break them up. What do you mean "no"?! This is awful, Sunny! This is awful!

Sunny: But why Pa?

Tubbo: THEY WERE NEVER MEANT TO GET TOGETHER! The stars told me so! They were never meant to actually get together!

Sunny: WHY PA

Tubbo: It's just wrong, Sunny! It's just wrong! I dunno how to explain it to you. It's just wrong!

Sunny: But it's loveeeee

Tubbo: ...If that's what you want to call it.

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Tubbo: HOW IS THERE GONNA BE ENOUGH SPACE BETWEEN THEM FOR ME NOW, SUNNY?!

Sunny: You're telling me you've never been in love Pa?

Tubbo: Listen, it's just not right.

Sunny: But I like bodyguard Fit and driver Pac :(

Tubbo: I like them too! They're my best friends! But they can't be together.

Sunny: I think you are projecting

Tubbo: PROJECTING WHAT? HUH!?

Sunny: I will find you someone, Pa.

Tubbo: I DON'T WANT SOMEONE! I DON'T WANT SOMEONE IT ONLY SERVES TO DISAPPOINT ME AND GET MY HOPES UP AND LEAVE ME- LEAVE ME NOTHING BUT A SHELL! A SHELL OF A MAN!

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Tubbo: Sunny - They're gonna hurt each other, Sunny- they're gonna hurt each other! And how will there be enough space between them for me now?

Sunny: Why would they do that if they care for each other?

Tubbo: People that care about each other, Sunny, hurt each other all the time! ALL THE TIME!

Sunny: But I care about you, and I don't hurt you.

Tubbo: No, that's different! That's different! The love that we have for each other is unconditional. Ok?

Sunny: Pa, I think you're just scared.

Tubbo: I'm not scared, I'm logical. All flags look red when you're wearing rose-tinted glasses.

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Tubbo: [In response to Sunny talking about Aypierre's agreement to build her a statue] You already have a statue! [Sunny hits him] Ow!

Tubbo: What about the one Fit and Ramon made you for your birthday? [Tubbo has an idea] See? Do you think Fit would have time to do stuff like that if he's too- if he's too preoccupied with his little shag buddy? I don't think so! I don't think so!

Sunny: Wait.

Tubbo: See? You see what I'm saying? You see what I'm saying!

Sunny: You have a good point now

Tubbo: See? You under- yes, exactly! We HAVE to break them up! They can still be friends! Fck it, friends with benefits! But they cannot be together. We cannot let them.

Sunny: OK I'M IN

Tubbo: [Claps] I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU! I knew I could count on you!

-

[Looking at fanart of Pac, Fit, and himself]

Tubbo: We- we have to split them up. We have to fckin' split them up. Oh, but I'm in this one! Oh, that's so-[Realizes it's him crying as a third-wheel] SEE?! SEE?! THEY KNEW! THEY KNEW! THEY FCKIN' KNEW! THEY FCKIN' KNEW!

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Tubbo: [In a thick "red-blooded American" accent] Wha- I just don't understand why they have 'ta keep shoving it down our throats! Goddamnit! I JUST WISH IT WASN'T MY SMP! [He hits his desk and laughs]

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Dono: Streamer becomes homophobic 'cause he can't get any

Tubbo:

Tubbo: Sunny, I'm just gonna need to brb for a moment.

Tubbo: [Stands up from his desk, walks away, and screams]

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Tubbo: I swear to God, Chat - I promise you - if it's the last thing I do, I am going to break up Fit and Pac.

[hideawayfairy]

Carmilla, singing about keeping the people she loves safe.

Zestial, confused as Hell at her looking at him as if he needs protection; as if he isn't one of the most powerful overlords in Hell.

[dinoserious]

danaus chrysippus was also used as the basis for a school piece i did a few yrs ago! robot butterfly :}

[imsociallyanxiousgetoverit]

Amity Park: US MOST HAUNTED!

Amity Park: The Faceblind City!

except the westons