#tr33

[sushi-artz]

I did not make this so blame my brother if it's upside down

[owcsautism]

✮

[hom3land3r]

Do you ever miss the original Noir? Or is he secretly alive somewhere?

I do. He was a close friend…until he lied to me. But he’s at peace now.

[crackedknucklez]

(Tr33 S@UCE)

[captain-naree-log]

Rastaban TR33 II-a & SD-I Colony

Rastaban TR33 II - a

So, a tarball planet was necessary in order to find tar blocks, with which to make asphalt, with which to make the colony with.

I don’t want the colony tenants in my space so I picked a spot a bit east of my lab in a nice mountain that has a few cave structures that I might be able to work with.  The asphalt was for an underground tunnel to quickly get over there.

After some math the core was placed and building of the colony on SD-I began.  

[catariaxoxo]

we love a nap!! 😌

excellent. i am very good at napping. 10/10 napper right here.

[l1ftinggqueen]

HUGEE LIFTING HAUL

also ignore my dog he wouldn’t leave me alone bc he saw the toys 😭🙏🏾🙏🏾

i’m literally so happy i got the shoes too i needed some more shoes for back to school

and bru i’m so pissed bc me and my lifting buddy went to ulta and couldn’t get ANYTHINGG bc 3 LPs were on our ass, one of them might’ve recognized us, and like she literally followed us to every aisle, so i had to buy something small and then dip 😢😔

and i did have to spend some money for bags but i spent less than $20 so i can’t complain for all the stuff i got 🤷🏽‍♀️

se4ah

sol de janeiro perfume (x2)- $48

touchland hand sanitizer- $10

doll@r tr33

takis- $1.25

watermelon gum- $1.25

arizona tea that i opened in the store and pretended was mine- $1.25

reese’s pieces- $4.50

t@rget

sour patch kids oreos- $1.50

takis- $1.50

cl@ires

bracelets- $7.99

sunglasses- $14.99

earrings- $16.99

s@llys be@uty supp1y

edge control- 3.99

opi nails- $10.99

nail file that i forgot to include- $6.99

petsm@rt

giraffe toy- $15.99

duck toy- 3.99

red chew toy- $7.99

marsh@lls

cashews- $7.99

f@mous f00twear

nike shoes- $79.99

GRAND TOTAL- $251.13

THIS IS FOR RP PURPOSES ONLY I DO NOT CONDONE SHOPLIFTING IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM

[firstprincehornyramblings]

Henry Fox is a hairstylist, working in a salon owned by his best friend. Life is good, peaceful, he has a dog, his own apartment, and the ability to live life however he chooses. He's happy with the way things are, until he gets a new client who he finds just irritating enough to completely captivate him. OR Hairstylist Henry and his Least Favorite Client. - This was absolutely a self indulgent endeavor and so my darlings Chloe (@catdadacd), Aga(@henrysfox), Leika(@softboynick), Alex(@redlipstickandglitter), M(@thighzp), Mads(@henfox), as always, thank you for convincing me it was a good idea. - Tags: Alternate Universe - Salon, Smut and Banter, Some Plot, Gay Disaster Henry Fox, Lawyer Alex Claremont-Diaz, Drunk Texting, Drunk Sexting, Flirting, so so much flirting, Good Wingman Pez, Unsafe Sex, Blow Jobs, Semi-Public Sex, Alex Has a Praise Kink, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, Rimming, Come Eating, Anal Sex, Jealous Alex, Drunk Henry

I am using this area to tag anyone who said they wanted to be tagged or that I know wants to be <3

@pinkamour1588 @luainthewild @onthewaytosomewhere @catdadacd @lfg1986-2

@forest-0-da-tr33s @caressthosecheekbones @anti-homophobia-cheese @cancmbyn

@missmistyrain @anchor-bird-94 @fakefromthestart @lekrua @bitchymagazinefirstprince

@yvy85 @eusuntgratie

[owcsautism]

"the mama birds"

[jammyjams1910]

IT IS OFFICIALLY MY DAY OF BIRTH EHE✨✨✨✨

@blackwolfflame @just-an-emily-existing @stanfordpines-enbyhusband @the-tr33s-have-eyes @beatrixblog @cutejk123 @uselessalexis165 @prismsofmystery @stuarts-randomplace @flamingoprincess25 @jessythebunny @smolcrow826

[frommybedroom]

talking with @forest-0-da-tr33s has given me the urge to write a heartstopper x the outsiders crossover fic with:

tori as darry

charlie as pony

oliver as soda

nick as cherry (and there would be more obvious romantic themes)

elle as johnny

darcy as two-bit

and the rest of the paris squad as the greasers (minus imogen who is definitely a soc… maybe nick and imogen are dating at the beginning)

[nightfang22]

Get Angry

As a special treat for my friend @p34ch-tr33 who always pulls out my best work! Enjoy!

TW:Angst,smut insinuation,alcohol,18+

A tear runs down my cheek as I blow out the last candle on the cake. 20 candles nearly completely melted, wax mixed with icing, I sat alone in the dark as I waited for him. He should've been here 5 hours ago. Kenny promised this year would be different. He promised. I scroll through my Snapchat just looking at people's stories and watching dog videos. I clicked on Stan's story expecting to see cute photos of Sparky or videos with Wendy. What I saw broke my heart. Stan's story was filled with nothing but videos of a party at Kenny's house. I could see Wendy and Bebe taking shots and Cartman and Heidi making out. Butters was hitting on some poor drunk girl in the corner and Kyle was playing video games. Craig and Tweek were watching Jimmy break dance on a cardboard box in the middle of the room. I choked back a hard sob stuck in my throat but ultimately I failed. Then I remembered what my father told me when I was little: Don't cry, get mad. And when you get mad, get even. I picked myself up and brushed myself off, tossing the ruined cake in the garbage before fixing my makeup. I grabbed my keys and sped off in my car to Kenny's house.

Ever since Kenny's dad got that oil rig job and is never home anymore, Kenny hasn't really been Kenny. We used to celebrate each other's birthdays together all the time when we were kids but he's missed the last couple of years. He always made it up to me in the end but this time he completely forgot and didn't invite me to his party! I'll show him. I pull into Kenny's driveway and get out of my car. I knock on the door but there's no answer. 'Maybe the music is too loud for them to hear anything else?' So I knock again but louder. Stan opens the door looking back over his shoulder laughing at something before turning his head to face me. His eyes widen in shock. "(Y/N), what are you doing here?" He has a glass in his hand that has a golden brown liquid in it. I relieve him of his glass and down it. 'Hm, Kenny's dad's Scotch from the fancy liquor cabinet.' "I just came to say hi to Kenny and to remind him of the date. You know, since he didn't invite me to his little shindig." I said through gritted teeth. Stan is just staring at me dumbfounded before saying, "What? Kenny told us you couldn't make it cause you were sick. Everyone was asking about you." I smile softly and hug him. That makes me feel a teensy bit better. "Thank you, Stan. Where's Kenny?" I ask, my voice now calm and soft. Stan steps aside to let me in and points over to his dad's recliner where Kenny is sat watching Kyle play Nintendo. I give Stan back the empty glass and march over to Kenny. I stand in front of him, blocking his view of Kyle's game. I see his eyes widen for but a moment before I kick him square in the junk. "KENNY MCCORMICK, YOU ARE THE WORST FRIEND AND BIGGEST ASSHOLE I'VE EVER MET AND THAT SAYS SOMETHING CONSIDERING WE'VE KNOWN CARTMAN OUR WHOLE GODDAMN LIVES!" I scream at him in front of everyone. He's not wearing his parka so I have a full view of his face and just how red his cheeks are from embarrassment. The music suddenly stops and the whole room falls silent as everyone has their eyes on us. "NOT ONLY DO YOU THROW A PARTY AND TELL EVERYONE I'M SICK BUT YOU FORGET MY GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHDAY FOR THE THIRD YEAR IN A MOTHERFUCKING ROW, YOU PIECE OF ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT! I HOPE YOU GET TOSSED ONTO A PIKE YOU SON OF A BITCH! I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS BUT I THINK THAT KENNY KABOBS SOUND PRETTY GODDAMN GOOD RIGHT ABOUT NOW!" And I kick him square in the junk one more time. Just for good measure, of course. "Okay everyone, let the party continue! It is my birthday, after all!" I slit my eyes in Kenny's direction when I say the word 'birthday'.

     The music starts up again and everyone goes back to partying like nothing even happened. I walked into the kitchen to pour myself a heavy drink when I felt a tap on my shoulder. I roll my eyes sighing. Spinning around, I say "Kenny, I'm not sorry for kicking you in the balls and I'm especially not sorry for crashing your party, either." But when I spin around I am not met with blonde hair and blue-green eyes. I am met with messy black hair peeking out of a cute blue hat. "I'm not sorry you did either of those things, too. He really deserved it." It's Craig. I look up at his rather tall frame. Craig has towered over me since we were little. "Oh, sorry. I thought you were Kenny." He fakes being wounded in the chest. "Ouch, (Y/N). That bad, huh?" I could only laugh at his cheesy joke and brush his arm as I reply, "Nah, you're way cuter." His cheeks turn bright pink and that's when I notice Kenny watching out of the corner of my eye. I wrap my arms around Craig's neck and pull him in. We start to makeout and he has me pressed up against the wall. I break away only to pull him up the staircase to Kenny's bedroom. I open the door as Craig takes off his shirt. I turn to him as he pins me to the door, shutting it. He pulls my shirt off and unclasps my bra. He moves me to the bed and takes his hat off, placing it gently atop my head. Removing my skirt and undergarments, Craig kisses his way up my legs before he has me pinned beneath him. I never thought that my first time would be like this. As a revenge tactic with someone I didn't love. Especially not with Craig Tucker. He's leaning down to kiss me again when the door slams wide open. Kenny bursts through the door and pulls Craig off of me by the back of his head, slamming him into the wall. I jump up to my elbows. It appears that Craig is rendered unconscious. He's still breathing at least. I can see his chest moving rhythmically. I stare at Kenny as his head turns to me, his breathing hot and heavy. I can see why. He has a raging boner in his jeans. He pulls off his shirt and crawls on top of me. We make very intense and intimate eye contact for a few silent moments. "I'm sorry, (Y/N). I shouldn't have forgotten." I clear my throat. "Or lied to everyone about you being sick. Can you please forgive me?" Kenny gives me his best puppy eyes, the ones that always got me to do whatever he wanted when we were little and even still to this day. "Okay, fine. I'll forgive you." He smiled at me softly kissing me on the lips. "You weren't really about to give away what's mine to Craig, right?" I shake my head while giggling. He chuckles. "Good. Now let me give you your birthday gift." He strips his bottoms and I flip him over. "Let me." I whisper. I get real close to his face before I whisper, "Nice try, asshole." I sit back up and slap him across the face. "You could never have me no matter how bad you want me, McCormick." I spit in his face as I got up, Craig's hat still atop my head. I saunter over to the door taking a final turn to look at Kenny. "You'd just die on me anyways, you fucking flip phone." Those were the last words I ever spoke to Kenny McCormick as I left him laying there confused and sexually frustrated with his cock out in a room with an unconscious Craig.

Word Count:1,358

[professional-termite]

drawing requests are currently closed on this blog (with a few exceptions)

BANNER BY @corvidovis TYSM SILLY!!!!

hi, im Vanderbilt (aka Termite or Termy), formerly E.W.W. Morningstar (Eddie is now hosted solely on @e-w-w-morningstar)! i am an aspiring artist and writer who just wants to be silly goofy online. send me asks, fool around, and have fun on my blog!! i love interacting with people :3 im e_w_woodson on ao3 if you wanna check me out

yes, i am the lightning mcqueen hater (i-hate-mcqueen). please stop sending me lightning mcqueen (send him in if you want, its funny lmao)

dni (not a lot tbh)

bigots (homophobic, transphobic, aphobic, racist, TERF, mysogynist, etc)

pedophiles or zoophiles (if you support pedophilia or zoophilia i will be blocking you immediately)

if i dont like you i will block you. sometimes i do this on vibe alone

fandoms im in/shows and movies ive watched (the list is constantly growing, you can ask if ive watched/read something if you dont see it here)

night at the museum

mouthwashing

arc of a scythe

project hail mary

the martian

life of luxury

scream (the original movie, havent seen the others)

star trek (tng and tos)

haunted mansion (2003 and 2023)

doctor who (just the stuff on disney+)

good omens

fnaf (the games and movies)

downton abbey

bridgerton

stranger things

umbrella academy

the owl house

amphibia

childs play/chucky franchise

beetlejuice the musical

hamilton

loki (not so much a big fan of marvel anymore tho)

warrior cats (i have all the books of the new arc i just havent read them yet lol)

wings of fire

shows/movies im planning on watching:

bbc sherlock (watched up to s3)

psych (watched eps. 1-3)

murder she wrote (yet to start)

only murders in the building (yet to start)

ted lasso (watched eps 1 and 2)

the afterparty (watched s1 a while ago, yet to watch s2)

dead end: paranormal park (watched eps 1 and 2)

bbc ghosts (yet to watch)

red dwarf (yet to watch)

and blogs im involved with/admin for under the cut

my (platonic, gender neutral, we get divorced a lot lmao) CURRENTLY ex-EX-husband, stick, is @/stickbug32

my daughter, tailz, is @/ouppypio

my other other daughter, cherry, is @/cherrysdeadd

my son, squid, is @/five-nights-at-squids

my other son, pine tree, is @/pin3-tr33

my soulsister, lee, is @/creative-soul-22

my internet sibling, toast, is @/iceeericeee

my dad, satan, is @/morningbloodystar

one of my siblings, jay, is @/helphowdoiusethis

my other siblings are echo @/echosghoast, violet @/violet-yimlat, abby @/janeway-lover, eric @/ask-eric-the-disposable-demon and probably more but im too lazy to count

my tags for rp as eddie (before i moved him to @e-w-w-morningstar) are #e.w.w. morningstar and #eddie lore, the tags for casual-wood (derry) are #casual-wood and #d.c.c. and the tags for rping as van the void dweller (the character, not me) is #van lore or #vans void

my art stuff is under #writing adventures with van and #drawing adventures with van (when i remember to tag djgk)

star trek posting is under #trek adventures with van

life of luxury posting is under #luxury adventures with van

oc posting is under #oc adventures with van

fop posting is under #fairly odd adventures with van

most of my original posts are under #random, trying to start using #termite talks for non fandom posts

i am the admin for:

@vans-ghost (van the void dweller)

@jessica-woodson-morningstar (jessica, eddie and vans daughter)

@e-w-w-morningstar (eddie himself)

@novaspacoz (my oc nova)

@tyler-the-destroyer (my oc tyler)

@i-hate-mcqueen (pixar cars sideblog)

@the-real-number-one-van (joke sideblog, was gonna be a personal blog but i havent really used it)

@backup-ominous-threats (but thats a secret if youve read this far shhhh)

@vanderbilt-draws (fandom art blog)

@ensign-navh (star trek oc rp blog)

@cptnjeanlucpicard (picard rp blog)

@lt-cmdr-geordilaforge (geordi rp blog, i cant tag him for some reason BUT HES THERE I SWEAR)

[strangererotica]

@p34ch-tr33 - there’s some good clips of Art & Dawn/Dawn’s leg in these edits I made… 😏🫦

[l1ftinggqueen]

L1FTING HAUL

m@urice$

necklace-$12.90

panties- $7

0ld n@vy

shirt- $12

ult@

nyx lip liner- $8

s3phor@ inside k0hl$

ordinary lash serum- $14.90

doll@r tr33

eyeshadow palette- $1.25

also feel free to ask me any questions you have abt what bag i use, how i conceal,etc.

total- $56.05

THIS IS FOR ROLEPLAY PUDPOSES ONLY, I DO NOT CONDONE SHOPLIFTING

[muppet-lurker]

::::33 < I could help you with your curses if you joined the Tr33 of Growth.

I'll never join that stupid evil cult no matter how beautiful the members feet are!!!