#if it’s a chain it’s free reign

[l1ftinggqueen]

HUGEE LIFTING HAUL

also ignore my dog he wouldn’t leave me alone bc he saw the toys 😭🙏🏾🙏🏾

i’m literally so happy i got the shoes too i needed some more shoes for back to school

and bru i’m so pissed bc me and my lifting buddy went to ulta and couldn’t get ANYTHINGG bc 3 LPs were on our ass, one of them might’ve recognized us, and like she literally followed us to every aisle, so i had to buy something small and then dip 😢😔

and i did have to spend some money for bags but i spent less than $20 so i can’t complain for all the stuff i got 🤷🏽‍♀️

se4ah

sol de janeiro perfume (x2)- $48

touchland hand sanitizer- $10

doll@r tr33

takis- $1.25

watermelon gum- $1.25

arizona tea that i opened in the store and pretended was mine- $1.25

reese’s pieces- $4.50

t@rget

sour patch kids oreos- $1.50

takis- $1.50

cl@ires

bracelets- $7.99

sunglasses- $14.99

earrings- $16.99

s@llys be@uty supp1y

edge control- 3.99

opi nails- $10.99

nail file that i forgot to include- $6.99

petsm@rt

giraffe toy- $15.99

duck toy- 3.99

red chew toy- $7.99

marsh@lls

cashews- $7.99

f@mous f00twear

nike shoes- $79.99

GRAND TOTAL- $251.13

THIS IS FOR RP PURPOSES ONLY I DO NOT CONDONE SHOPLIFTING IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM

[b4bybat666]

✧First shoplifting haul im posting! ✧

All from td.

Monster High doll: 33€

Grave decoration: 3€

Stickers: 1€

Fox Beanie ball: 5€

Butterfly clips: 1,55€

Star claw: 2€

Elfbar pods: smt between 9-11€ (has no price tag)

Phone case: 4€

Phone charm: 1,55€

Lipstick: 3€

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* Total: 64,10€ ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

[rr-lilhaulises]

HELPPP… idk why but 😛😛

ts was actually funny cs how i manage to fit a whole taki bag in bookbag front pocket

[crystall-liftz]

Yeah nvm I didn't do that well...

M@ybelline SuperStay powder foundation ~ 10€

D0v3 deodorant ~ 2€

SPF50 lipbalm ~ 4€

+ a little chocolate bar but I ate it lol ~ 1€

Grand total: ~17€

[twanarchy]

i don’t get paid enough to care if you shoplift. times are hard, people are struggling, big corps are not helping.

[chelsieb]

Embraced my inner Crowley and stole some vines from Home Depot's garden center, to propagate and start a room of plants.

"Stole" as in I gently clipped them from a big plant, stuck them in my bag and scurried out like I'd murdered someone.

That was a year ago and they have BEAUTIFUL roots!!!

Unfortunately, the roots creep me out and I'm not sure what that phobia is called...

[ratislatis]

you can all thank my best friend bella for the yassification of sparrow oak. she was like “there a shirt or does he just have his girls out?” and I was like “yes”

[gxlden-angels]

Oh so when Jesus makes wine out of water it's "a miracle" and "his good works" but when I do it it's "holy shit did you steal this?" and "you aren't legally old enough to have this" and "you aren't allowed in this target anymore" like smh 🙄🙄🙄

[wlwgang]

Upper management hit us with an insane amount of demands and changes to our production and my one (1) coworker in this newsroom w me just put in his two weeks

[barefootfriar]

ok but like is it weird that i want to write a doomed romance between lenne and maria

[l1ftinggqueen]

Hey babesss I need tips for lifting from s3ph0ra! PLZ I'M DESPERATE

ive never lifted from a stand-alone se4ah, i normally only l1ft from ones inside k0hls (the easiest) and jcp3nny. for k0hls if recommend taking the product you want out of the packaging if you can, because u don’t have to worry about tags nd stuff. then bend down behind a shelf and conceal. just make sure it’s not restocking day bc if it’s restocking day it’s nearly impossible to find a place to conceal bc of all the employees. when you’re concealing jst make sure nobody is around. you could also conceal on the end caps, (the outside of the aisles) just make sure they aren’t the ones next to the register and you’ll be good! and if you don’t feel comfortable l1fting from the se4ah, kohls has little stands and they normally look like this,

and they will always be near the return desks. when i l1ft from the little stands i always grab what i want and normally conceal in the kids toys aisles bc those rarely have cameras, or the bedding aisles. and they’re super easy to l1ft from bc unlike se4ah there aren’t a whole lot of cameras around the stands.

now for jcp3nny se4ah, i don’t rlly have much advice bc i’ve only l1fted from there once b4 when i was on vacay, but what i did was grab the item i want, make sure no one saw me, then walk around the aisle corner and conceal (idk if that makes sense 🤨) i’m not too sure on how there lp works so i’d do it at a location you aren’t coming back to for a little while.

srry this was so long i just wanted to explain it as best as i could lol, hope this helps!! <33

[b4bybat666]

First part of my sh0pl1fting haul from td! I’m still going somewhere else td!

Not sure abt the prices bc i had to take ‘em off bc they were RFID tags :/

This is the other stuff i l1fted! (The pencil boxes are empty bc i already put them in my pencil case.)

[rr-lilhaulises]

#big tip go wit ur hg!!!

WE HIT UP EVERYSTOREEE n i got somethings for my friends n mothers day

[crystall-liftz]

This is one of my biggest hauls yet I'm so proud!! I kept track of my totals this time ;)

G@rnier masks: ~2€ x2=~4€

G@rnier tinted spf: 8€

Mes@uda lipliner: 12,50€

Apivita cocoa butter balm: 4€

Liposan blackberry shine: 4€

Liposan rose shine: 3€

Korres cocoa butter: 5€

Korres Mandarin lip balm: 4€

Grand total:44,50€

[cloudyheaven]

@elysiicns

[monstersflashlight]

Commission for @vgilantee

A/N: Thank you so much for your commission! This was so fun to write, I hope you enjoy it! <3

Request: may i please get a big big werewolf and fem!reader fucking big nasty style 🫣🤭 feral, animalistic, and nasty. maybe after some predator/prey rp in the woods, but honestly free reign. go crazy ^^

“Don’t run”

Werewolf x fem!reader || size kink, predator/prey, chasing, biting, knotting, lowkey breeding

You had been living with your werewolf boyfriend for a couple weeks when the first full moon arrives. In the two years you’ve been together, he always made plans with his pack during the full moon, of that’s what he told you. Apparently he didn’t trust himself around you, so he barricaded himself in his basement and waited it out. He built a werewolf-proof cage and tied himself with some big metal chains to keep himself on check.

You are sure it wouldn’t be that bad, there’s no way he would hurt you, even with the full moon. Or maybe you were wrong.

Now, when he insists on you tying him up and leaving some of your clothes with him, you comply. He says your scent calms his beast, and that way it would be harder for him to escape. You two are so sure everything would be okay that you don’t double check the restrains. First mistake of the night.

You are lazily lying around upstairs when you hear the first crack. It sounds like thunder, but the night outside is clear, not a single cloud in the sky. You get down to the first floor and look around, nothing seems out of place, maybe some animal outside broke some tree or something. You don’t question it too deeply. Second mistake of the night.

When you heard another crack, this time a lot louder, you decide to go inspect the basement. You get to the door at the same time as he does.

The door is on the floor, completely broken, and his face is the one of a predator. Adrenaline and fear fuel your body as you move slowly to the door, feeling like the prey you just became. You two were so sure everything was going to be alright that you didn’t talk what to do if this happened. You are on your own, and he’s a full transformed werewolf looking at you like you are his next meal.Oh fuck.

“Don’t run,” he says, his voice too gravely, too deep, more monster than human. You breathe hard, looking between the door and him. He growls, a warning. But you were never the one to take good choices.

You know it’s not a good idea. You know it’s probably the worst idea ever, but you are scared and your heart is beating too fast and too loud for you to listen to whatever your brain is saying. You shouldn’t run, but your fear is louder than reason. You look at him, completely transformed, and turn on your heels, bolting for the forest.

You know you aren’t supposed to run away from a predator, but you do it either way. Probably the third mistake of the night and the one that condemns you.

You hear his howl behind you as you start to run, your body forcing itself to exhaustion really fast. But you don’t stop, you keep pushing yourself faster, trying to look for a place to hide. You can’t find any, but you are plenty aware that it wouldn’t matter. Once he catches you, he will be completely mad, feral. He will be too animalistic to understand who you are.

You ran and ran, your breathing fast and labored, taking too much of your already low energy. You don’t know what to do, where to go, you are lost in the forest and there’s a predator on your heels.

You can hear him behind you, following you, but not catching you just yet. He’s playing with you, he could catch you easily, you aren’t that fast or see that well in the dark. But he doesn’t want the fun to end, he’s enjoying the smell of your fear, the taste of your desire under it. He’s toying with you. He’s toying with his prey. And that makes your adrenaline to spike and your pussy to tingle.

Maybe you are a bit fucked up in the head, maybe you are enjoying it more than you should. You never knew you liked it a bit rough until you knew him, it shouldn’t be a surprise that you love him chasing you. You feel like red riding hood and he’s the wolf out to catch you… And that excites you.

You keep running as your pussy gets wetter. The noises and howls he makes behind you adding to the fire burning inside of you until you feel you were going to melt completely.

And then there’s silence…

Nothing around you, not a single sound apart from your breathing and rabbit-fast heart. And then you see a shadow in the corner of your eye. He throws you to the ground, face down, and covers your body with his. He’s so big and so heavy your breath escapes your lungs. You scream as he bites down on the side of your neck, right over your mating bond. He holds you down with his teeth as you struggle under him, unable to move more than a few millimeters.

He growls in warning and starts tearing your clothes. The air is cold against your heated skin, and his claws feel too sharp, but you can’t ignore the edge of pleasure as he touches your body. He doesn’t wait long, he licks at the new mark on your neck as he touches your soaking wet pussy, humming in contentment. He pinches your clit between his claws and you moan loudly, embarrassed that you make that unholy sound.

He pushes your head down with his other paw as you feel the tip of his dick against your pussy. He’s there for just a second before he’s all the way inside of you. He doesn't let you breathe, he fucks you like a piston, his dick caressing every part inside of you, so big he’s hitting your cervix as you scream with every thrust. The edge of pain is adding to your pleasure to the point of insanity.

You are drooling on the forest floor as a beast growls and fucks you raw. You don’t know how much of your boyfriend is aware of what it’s happening, of what he’s doing… He’s just a big monster and you are a hot hole to fill. In and out, in and out, the pace so fast and so savage that your body moves with his thrusts, your hands and knees getting scratched against the dirt. And you love it.

It feels depraved to be feeling so good being treated so roughly. But deep down you know your boyfriend is somewhere inside of the beast, there’s a part of him behind you. And a big part of him hitting your G-spot with every thrust. You reach down and touch your clit, rubbing frantically as he keeps fucking you. Your face is against the floor and your tongue tastes like grass, but the delicious friction of your fingers against your pussy make you see stars.

You feel your orgasm approaching as some of your juices gush around his dick. He stills for a second and then you feel the big engorgement at the base of his dick pushing against your stretched hole. You cry out as he pushed it in, zero caress, zero worries for your well-being, only the need to be inside of you. To breed you. And you are loving every single second of his feral side ravaging you.

His knot finally slips inside, stretching you so wide that it brings tears to your eyes as you orgasm once again. He doesn’t care what is happening with you, he keeps grinding his knot against your G-spot, milking his own pleasure and accidentally making yours ascend to the next plane. You orgasm again as he howls to the moon and fills you with rope after rope of warm come.

You feel every little twitch of his dick inside you as he keeps coming, and coming, and coming. And you keep gushing around him, completely spent. Your eyes are heavy and your body is limp, at his mercy. The last thought you have before you pass out is how dying like that would be a good way to go.

You wake up on a comfy bed with your werewolf boyfriend next to you. He’s back to human form, and your body feels like a big bruise. You wince when you try to face him and he grunts. “I told you not to run,” he tells you, worry written all over his face.

“I know…” You whisper, looking at him intensely. The images and pleasure from last night come back to you in waves, making you dizzy as you tell him: “I would do it again.” He smirks at you and kisses you until you forget all about the soreness of your body.

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