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how to borrow from lululemon?

im not too sure because i never tried too before, but i know for the tags you need a hook

you can buy these off shein of amazon.

i got these tips from a google doc somewhere but i dont rmb the person who wrote it srry😭🙏🙏

|u|ul€Ⓜ️0n - Medium/high difficulty imo, no lp, all items are tagged except for accessories, fitting rooms are unlocked but you have to ask an sa to start one, most stores use hook tags I believe. Do not attempt lifting here unless you are experienced. They count items going in but not out. Double tag on inner seam and leave in a discount rack

if anyone has more tips lmk in the cmmts⬇️⬇️

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happy holidays!!!!

im mostly likely going to be hitting the mall up soon, so im going start posting hauls again😇

since it is best season for lifters! stay safe 🫶

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DAMNNNN

Part 1/2

Idk the total but I went to the mall. No clothes this time sadly because they only had trashy stores and a macys. I think I left out a couple pieces of jewelry; it’s all pretty costumey and cheap but jewelry alone came out to around 2.5k so that’s something. Tomorrow I’m heading out with family but hoping to snag a nice dress or accessory or two.

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long shoplifting sdvice post. feel free to add to it.

this is for roleplay, and is not genuine advice from a genuine shoplifter.

shoplifting advice, from someone who has never ever lifted 500+ dollars worth of stuff, from:

w@lm@rt

u!t@

b0x!unch

h0tt0pic

r0ss

m@rsh@lls

k0h!s

d0!!ar tree

five be!0w

t@rget

c<s

and probably more that I can't remember

anywho, ground rules:

chain? free reign

small shop? full stop.

if shoplifting will put someone you are with in danger that they did not agree to, don't do it. especially if you are with a minority.

ok, baseline advice:

alarm goes off? keep. walking. act nonchalant. I've had an alarm go off on me once - I just kept walking. nobody said anything to me.

be confident, but not cocky. I have walked out of shops with full carts and nobody said a thing. more on this later.

don't be rude or overly chatty. if you are rude, anyone who sees you is way more l likely to tell someone. being overly chatty can make you seem suspicious. be careful asking for the location of things - depending on how large the store is, they may watch you til the register. I've seen some advice saying to ask for an object, have them walk you to it, and pretend to be displeased with it and walk out. (i haven't tried this)

tips and advice in no general order:

if you don't have a cart, bring a reusable shopping bag, and just stick shit in there. you don't have to be as sneaky about this, because if anyone notices you can just say you didn't have the hands for all your items, and you were going to pay for it all when you arrived at checkout. I've never been caught stashing anything, but the less suspicious you look the less suspiciously they're likely to treat you. (occasionally i just carry things until i can't hold them all, pretend to be frustrated, stick your shit in the bag to help you carry it.)

employee entrances and exits into the back rarely have cameras, making them great places to stash if you can avoid the employees. I especially like the toilet paper and paper towel roll isles, so i can sit down and take a break, as well as stash some stuff.

if you plan to just walk out with a large basket, it's best to do it somewhere large, with more than one customer exit. if you are leaving the store with just your bag, this matters less. again, confidence is key.

if you do get caught, say you were overwhelmed and have an anxiety disorder, and simply 'forgot'. apologize profusely, and offer to pay for the items.

sometimes if i genuinely get overwhelmed and think I have everything I need, i just walk out quickly - someone stops you? you are overwhelmed and overstimulated, even better if you have headphones that are on. It is really unlikely anyone will touch you, and if they do, flinch. Better if you tear up. I'm autistic so this reaction would likely be legit from me. ymmv.

I recommend masking for the safety of yourself and others, but it also makes you harder to identify. If you don't mask, vary wether you do or don't. normally, people who mask do it all the time, so going between wearing a mask and not wearing a mask may also cause confusion.

If an employee speaks to you, be kind. If they hand you a basket, hold it the same way you do your stash-bag, and put things you don't want in your basket, and things you do want in your bag. leave the basket near the exit, and walk out.

If you fear you have been caught or noticed, stop stashing, buy something small, and leave.

Try not to frequent the same places, and try not to steal every time. (I've broken this rule and been fine, but the point stands.)

christmas time is one of the best times to go shoplifting - it is busy, and staff probably won't look at you too closely if you leave without purchasing something

if you have a bag from a store in a mall that is also in another mall (barnes and noble is in a lot of malls, for example), bring that shopping bag with something small in it, and carry that around to make it seem like you've already spent money. put items in that bag, stores are unlikely to search a bag from another store.

most staff don't get paid enough to care all that much what you do. don't be a nuisance and don't bother them and they probably won't gaf.

if you are carrying a phone or waterbottle, put your items in the hand holding the object, then put them both in the bag at the same time.

THIS IS JUST FOR ROLEPLAY. SHOPLIFTING IS A CRIME AND SHOULD NOT BE DONE BY ANYONE, AT ALL, EVER!! THIS IS FOR WRITING REFERENCE AND ROLEPLAY!! DO NOT TAKE THIS ADVICE TO HEART!!

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This was Saturday’s haul minus a few things, again idk the total but I’ll try to list; I so wish I had documented my previous hauls cause I got sooo many clothes y’all but oh well (pls excuse the dirty tissue, I was sick ok?):

- abt 10 semi-fancy pens from óffǐcé dèpõt

- 6 moleskine notebooks from õffĩcê dêpõt and b+n

- 2 ornaments from mǐchàêls

- cozy socks, 4 face masks, hair lightener (it’s hard for us blondes in the winter), voltaren, 2 Essie nail polishes from çvş

- ba&sh dress and Rebecca Taylor dress from their boutiques

- ibuprofen and 3 fancy ass chocolates from whölè fóôds

- buncha makeup from the main 2

- some more stuff (cat toys and crafts and such) not pictured and the rest I bought

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Basically Got Caught (Don’t be stupid like me)

I’m high key traumatized and I’ll be quitting for at least 5 months.

I don’t even know where to begin. I tend to 🏋🏻‍♀️ very frequently, I was always very cautious and smart about it, but today I wasn’t. My friend and I went to the mall, she lifts but not as much as me. We hit up lush (got sticky dates body scrub and body lotion), we went to daiso (got a bunch of candy), went to Sephora (got like 4 things), and then we went to Victoria secret as our final stop. I picked up like four pajama sets, two panties, and a bra, planning to leave with 1 pajama set. When I got in the fitting room, I took off my pants and put on one pair of panties, then the realization dawned on me that I needed to pee. I put on my pants and quickly fled the scene, I didn’t take anything except the panties. I left my friend in the Victoria secret, and called her telling her that I’d be back. Once I finished peeing, I returned to the Victoria secret (idek what I was thinking), and went to go find my friend. Then a sales associate approached me and asks if I brought a pair of grey panties into the fitting room. I look at her confused and say no, to which she gives me a dirty look. At this point I’m like wtaf who remembers everything I bring into the fitting room (I literally hid the panties under the pajama sets AND the store was really busy). I leave the store quickly then my friend and I flee the mall. I feel bad for lying to my friend but I felt so ashamed of myself (as I should). I told her that I didn’t take grey panties, (she’s aware of what I took at the other stores, in fact she asked me to lift a lip balm form Sephora for her). I proceed to open my backpack to show my friend that there’s no panties, then I show her my boxer band (they’re from Brandy), and tell her that the sales associate was falsely accusing me. I really needed to protect my pride, and I feel like an absolute ass hole to lie to her like that.

I’d like to disclose a few things.

If you ever plan on bringing 4 pyjama sets into a fitting room, make sure that they’re different sizes, styles and materials. (This is the one mistake I DIDNT make)

NEVER linger around a mall too much. I really regret hitting up 4 stores at one mall. Not very smart of me at all.

ALWAYS assume that sales associates remember your items. Better safe than sorry IG, it’s only safe to 🏋🏻‍♀️ it if you hid the item very well.

NEVER GO BACK INTO THE SAME STORE TWICE. This is lowkey common knowledge im just dumb af

DONT BE TOO GREEDY. My biggest mistake that will probably get me in trouble in the future

DONT GET TOO COCKY. Literally me unfortunately. I’ve 🏋🏻‍♀️ plenty of Bras, pj sets, panties, you name it. Never been stopped, caught or followed until today… over a $10 pair of panties.

In conclusion, BE SMART and not a fucking idiot like me.

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need the 🧬 babes to start posting hauls

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ok im thinking abt 🧬’ing $H€1N $164 on an aged accounts only dna twice before..(one failed)

should i🥲🥲

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junk i got some days ago, not that interesting..🍨

yeah i got more hangy0d0n stuff what about it >_<

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havent been able to lift or go outside cs im “grounded” #suffering #SOS #injustice

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rating stores from easiest to hardest

easiest being 1 hardest being 10

walmart- 4

cvs- 2

five below 3

dollar tree - 1

rite aid - 3

h+m- 4

forever 21- 4

rue21 - 2

hot topic- 4

zara- 5

the christmas tree store- 4

spirit halloween- 5

walgreens- 1

lush- 4

family dollar- 2

dollar general- 2

marshalls- 1

tjmaxx - 5

target-9 (dont recommend)

burlington- 3

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lowk been nervous to talk about this but at my usual c\/$ ..

why when me n my friend walked in ready to theif.. one of the workers at the cashier stared dead at me, so we walked into another isle, and he js followed us n stood there acting like he was doing something.... like omg. we didnt take anything we js left but..

U LITERALLY DONT GET PAID THAT MUCH TO GAF...

anyways it lowk threw me off from lifting. but idrc... r u gonna give me a ticket.. cs i borrowed sum lipgloss?????.. im confuzzled

but now im scared cs i saw someone else said they got caught there, on here.... are they cracking down on us???

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I need tips, do you just slide stuff into ur bag when no one's looking?

yes!!

but it depends on the store!!

typically a mall store Id be more distreet but fast, since there are more people. Id body conceal or use my sleeves then later slip into my bag.

a regular store like maybe a medium easy level store

Id find a blind spot or and just conceal my items normally with my bag n stuff. bc theres usually not much people around.

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♡ DO NOT go alone!! And don't take someone who isn't comfortable with borrowing with you

♡ start with small things and cheap stores (rossman, target etc)

♡ KEEP CALM!!

♡ long sleeves with pockets so you can hide something

Stat safe girls!!

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