#toy aisle

[plastic2000s]

[lovemydolls]

Toys are literally the pinnacle of human achievement. Ppl who do war and shit go spend some time in a toy aisle and maybe you'll calm down

[mmmm-burnt-eggs]

Human

I have come for your balls

...what?

Your bounciest of balls

Oh, the toy aisle's that way

[gijoe-forever]

[barbie-girlll]

[masoncarr2244]

[flickerssafespace]

wahhhhh my tiger rattle is in there!! See if u can spot him hehe

the stuffie aisle is my favorite place!

sfw interaction only!!

[tibby-art]

canon event for me

[breakbeatbun]

always come home from the store like "i can't wait to play with my new touys !!! 😋" & i open up the bags like damn ... groceries again ...

[andy-clutterbuck]

THE ONES WHO LIVE | 1x04

[simurghed]

i rly do think the undersiders should have gone to an ikea .. aisha & alec start bouncing on all of the beds w their shoes on & pretending to b several different couples of several wildly different contexts & orientations having breakups that r mortifying for everybody involved except them & also possibly lisa i think will sometimes join in & pretend to b the judge at the divorce trial if she is feeling particularly whimsical that day .. brian contemplates suicide .. brian contemplates murder-suicide .. brian contemplates .. taylor thoroughly examines the insides of every single piece of furniture w her bugs to maximise efficiency but for all purposes & appearances she is just dissociating under the white ikea lights

[plastic2000s]

[lovemydolls]

Fake/toy balloons make my brain go brr

Tide pod affect maybe? My brain thinks they're candy

[onyourowndaisymae]

look, simeon, he's lost :(

[perpetuallypottytraining]

A little in training pants who promises they won't go potty in their pants, but they get caught up in looking at the toy aisle at Target. The only way they know what's happening is their big saying "oh look at you :(" while running over as they get overwhelmed with an uh-oh feeling. Now they gotta go change, and that's strike one on big-boy/girl pants.

oh no!! poor little, it's not their fault that there are such interesting toys in Target! there's just so many interesting toys nowadays, with new, interesting gimmicks and features!! or even just extraordinarily soft stuffies!! there's just so many toys that can distract a little for a bit too long...

luckily for their cg, whether or not they have a diaper bag with a change of clothes, they're in a Target! at most Targets I've been to, the pharmacy and the accompanying family bathroom/extra large single toilet bathroom, tend to be not too far from the toy aisle!

sure, they'll have to pass by a pharmacist to get to the bathroom, but a good CG knows that it's important to get things cleaned up right away - their little can wait a moment while they tell the pharmacy tech that there's been a "little spill" in the toy aisle! ... even if that person has to then radio a custodian to get to the spill

and if the CG has a change of clothes, then it's smooth sailing, as the accompanying sink makes clean-ups a lot faster! but if the CG has to make a quick run around the store to pick up any necessary clothes, maybe even some protection for their leaky little, I'm sure that the little can wait patiently for CG's special knock to open the door again

and if they're too little and teary-eyed to wait by themselves, well, it's not the end of the world if they have to hide their face in their CG's shoulder as they walk around the store with a tell-tale stain on their legs until they get to the check out...

[barbie-girlll]