#toto shitposts

[tototalks]

Veretian clothing to Akielons vs. Akielon clothing to Veretians

[silverstoneddd]

f1 + @screenshotsofdespair

[forzalvr]

toto is an icon, a legend, he's THE moment, and im literally him. [not mine!!]

[pookietsunoda]

original article here

Toto [holding up a stick of gum]: "This stick of gum represents a young driver. Does anyone want this stick of gum?"

[a classroom full of young drivers raise their hands]

Toto [chews up gum and spits it out]: "NOW does anyone want this piece of gum?? 🤨🤨"

[the young drivers lower their hands]

Toto: "Of course not! It's contaminated, used up, no one knows where it's been. Now kids... THIS is what happens if you drive an F1 car before marriage (signing for Mercedes)!!!"

[poscariastri]

bro I adore your silly drawings I need them in my blood stream!!!! with this in mind 🤲🏻 https://pin.it/20fRdmI1M this? 🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻 with kimi as the tinie tiny guy and the kisser can be your choice🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻 (also eating your cat max nomnomnoming him)

RAAAH THANK YOU!!! heres toto and tinie kimi!

[shoelace1200]

Putting my saved r/196 posts on Tumblr

Originally posted by u/LionnsManne

[blorbocedes]

pussy facing the world vs cock shame

[8ayaursillyfriend]

I need serious help

TOTO JUMPSCARE

[nicowdc]

im back w another highschool au tweets (?) w the grid pt 3 !!

(dt; @4nzo)

(still trying to forget ab yesterdays race.. –as a merc fan)

hope yous enjoyed!!!! + 2019 rookies my sweet silly guys!!!!!

(old shagger george.. hes js like me( + i changed my username.. again.)

[tototalks]

Currently obsessed with my brain-worm headcanon that Akielon Homer creates an epic about Damen and Laurent in honour of their ascension, except it’s just wildly exaggerated stories of Damen’s bravery and how great Akielos is.

Like it starts:

🎵 “Sing, O muses, of the rightful king of Akielos, as he laid waste to his ambitious kin, the charlatan king, Kastor. In fits of bravery he swift took the sacred citadel of Ios and won the favour of the famed beauty of Vere, the quick-witted prince, brother of Noble Auguste.” 🎵

And Damen and Laurent are listening like okay fair enough, that’s a thing that did happen. But then as it goes on it gets further and further from the truth in more and more hilarious ways.

🎵 “Thus heedfully did lion-hearted Damianos vanquish a hundred dastardly assassins with only his mighty hands, sent by the Veretian Regent, Proclaimer of Cowards. This done, he saved in turn the life of fair-haired Laurent of Vere, who, overcome with gratitude, prostrated at the feet of his Akielon king, now lover eternal.” 🎵

And Laurent is sat there like wtf, I literally took down one of those THREE assassins high off my tits, and made you wait until RAVENEL to get anywhere near my bed, and Damen is sat next to him grinning like and idiot and trying not to choke on wine when he starts laughing at the particularly endorsed bits.

Ofc, much to Laurent’s disdain, this epic gets extremely popular in Akielos.

(It’s also hilarious to think about how Pallas could literally be called Pallas Pallas as Athena is in the Iliad lol)

[silverstoneddd]

f1 + @screenshotsofdespair pt. 3

[forzalvr]

i so badly want the grid to be chronically online like you DO NOT understand it 😭💥 [not mine!!]

[holoubek]

ve čtvrtek obrozujeme

[caleb-is-existing]

Grussell Sprout and his ✨️expressions✨️

[danahart]

he’s looking good again???

[blorbocedes]

drive to survive insisting on christian/toto as the driving 'will they? won't they?' sexual tension workplace romance of the show for 5 seasons now. they said that's our OTP and I kinda fuck with it