#warhammer 40k shitposting

[like-tears-in-rain-storms]

How it started, 15 minutes ago: Heh, wouldn't it be fun to put "Macavity" in my Night Lord playlist-under-construction, exclusively dedicated to Sevatar?

How it's going, now: Oh my God. The whole of Cats: The Musical is Night Lord-coded.

(Night Lords, mind you, are so cat-coded.)

[toto-the-cactus]

Two souls meet in the afterlife.

One asks the other, "So, how did you die?"

The other replies, "My planet was attacked by Night Lords. I got grabbed by one and figured since I was already screwed, I decided it would be funny to reach out and boop him on the nose, sound effect and everything. I was partially right. His brothers throught it was hilarious. Him, not so much."

There are literally few things that people will be remembered for and my homie there will be forever in the memory of the Night Lords by pulling that shit with little fear on their heart. That actually sounds a bit like an honor tbf.

Now even the other souls aren't sure if they wanna approach the crazy mf that went big rather than home in their last seconds among the living.

Its also a good story to break the ice at parties.

Bonus

Literally what that brave idiot saw a few seconds later after giggling from their little stunt. It was still worth it:

[slaanesh-want-me-to-do-it]

Attention!

The Emperor's Children are the Legion without the mini skirt thing! They aren't slutty, like the rest of them!

Thanks for listening.

Maybe Spoiler:

What the Flautless Blades love revealing armor? Still not that slutty.

[like-tears-in-rain-storms]

And the Greek-themed one is named closely after the future tense of latin "(per)durare", if we're gonna talk about this.

And the guy who ends up genetically malfunctioning into being a vampire just happened to be conveniently named "Sanguinius" - aka Bloody Boi.

And the great feline-themed knight guy is literally named Lion, like instead of Caliban he ended up on Thundera. And El'Johnson, like he's Superman's cousin or smth. And his chapter is named after a gay ass poem (imagine if there was a Legion called "Green Carnations" instead XD

And let's not forget "Corvus Corax" - latin/greek Mr. Crow Crow.

40k is priceless.

But hey, at least no one was named the most evil name in existence. (G-O-G-E Vandire).

what an impeccably stupid universe. i love flooding my brain with useless slop trivia

[like-tears-in-rain-storms]

I mean, say whatever you want about how living in a world under the direct control of Konrad Curze would be like, but there's one thing you can be absolutely certain about:

That TV signal / WiFi would be highest quality in the galaxy.

[toto-the-cactus]

Crack idea: magnus (powerful psyker and virgin) and his s/o (also a powerful psyker and virgin) do it for the first time. Neither know how to restrain their telepathy in the throes of passion. By the end, all of Prospero and every connected Astropath knows that the sex was awesome.

The Emperor, Malcador and practically any psyker of the Imperium reaction:

[battle-sister-ames]

[toto-the-cactus]

YOU

Totally normal picture of Lorgar Aurelian. Nothing to see here.

This meme may have died, but I only got around to making this now so you get to suffer.

Original unmodified art work by Mauro Belfiore Artstation.

[mechanicussyenjoyer]

Unfathomably based

[lord-cringefest]

Some more convention stuff!

Can't believe the SCP would detain me, a loyal tech priest smh

[not-alpharious]

I really hope that when Space Marine II comes out they let you choose Titus’ pronouns just to fuck with this guy specifically

[toto-the-cactus]

I go and gift this monstrosity to Konrad

[reclusiarch-orm]

world eaters

[sonofcurz]

Saw Guilliman at the supermarket today...

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Idea that won't leave me alone: you know the opening scene in Underworld (2003), of Selene in the rain with her black trench, hunching over the city on the gargoyle, and then jumping down and immediately rising to walk away?

Mad Konrad on Nostramo aesthetics, and I need to see it in animation yesterday.

[toto-the-cactus]

I bet Fulgrim's daughter to be the spoiled brat and I imagine the "Queen never cry" meme with them XD

Anon, I am so sorry that it took me this long to answer but u must understand that you gave me a mental picture that refused to leave until I created this.

It got out of hands

Anyway, it was fun making this brainrot become true.