#i was wondering if Christian and Toto have kissed yet

[blorbocedes]

pussy facing the world vs cock shame

[eichornia]

So I had a thought:

- It's 2024. Daniel is back in the grid, his hand is completely healed, his curls are thriving. He feels confident again and he's happy. He's in a low dose of antidepressants and the therapy does wonders. 2022 seems really far away.

- He's starting the season in a good mood, flirting his way through the paddock, joking with the Netflix boys. It's Thursday and they're in Australia. Australia, baby, his favourite place in the world. His family is coming to see him race, Isaac being old enough to really enjoy being in the garage. He's curious and funny and Daniel misses him a lot when he's away. He loves Isabella too, she's his princess. But she's not really interested in the sport (yet) and she's in a hardcore Bluey phase. So Isaac asks him if he can go with him to the garage and when they're there, he asks if they can go visit the Red Bull garage because he's obsessed with the RB and to be honest, with Max too. Just like his uncle, Blake likes to say. Usually that makes Daniel to show his karate moves but not for long because Blake is a scary motherfucker sometimes even if he hides it well.

- So to the RB garage they go. They chat with Christian for a bit (Do you want to run for us when you're big, Isaac?, he asks) (And Isaac says yes, yes, yes) and they dodge Helmut when he appears in the garage because he's scary and not in a nice way. (Isaac says he smells like moths and Daniel has to fight really hard not to laugh) and then they spot Max. He's talking with GP but when he sees them, he waves smiling and he talks with Isaac like he's an adult (and even invites him to look into the car and explains to him everything, twice when Isaac asks again about some things).

- And yeah, Daniel has feelings. Like, he knows he had feelings for Max since... Well, a long time ago. He knows but he was scared of being bisexual (thanks Josh Allen for fixing that) and older than Max, and he was scared of being reciprocal because yeah, like Max was his teammate? His hot, younger, faster teammate.

- But now Daniel is (even) older and has learnt to not give a fuck about what people thinks. And yeah, watching Max with his niece? It's doing things to Daniel's heart.

- So yeah, Australia is awesome, racing in Australia is even better, getting points in Australia is a dream come true after these past years. He's high on endorphins and that's his excuse to intercept Max when he's on his way to his driver room after the podium. (Hey, hi, Maxy, Maximus, I was thinking, like, congrats in the podium, by the way, good trophy and all that, but I was thinking of asking you if you wanted to come to Perth?)

- The craziest thing to happen is that Max says yes. No doubts at all, just his big smile that makes his eyes go small and a 'yes, Daniel'.

- PERTH. It goes like this: Max comes to the farm, falls in love with Daniel's house, Daniel's falls in love a bit more with him. And Max knows nothing about it because Daniel is a bit immature but he's not stupid (not about this anyway) and Max is one of his best friends and he doesn't want to ruin their friendship.

- So he says nothing and he enjoys having this week with Max in his home. They race dirt bikes, they cook together (well, they try) and they play with Isaac and Isabella when they come to visit. And then it's Sunday, a whole week has passed and they're going to fly together soon to Japan. They're enjoying the hot tub after having a nice dinner and Max is laughing at Daniel's impression of Toto and Daniel feels like his chest is filled with helium, feels high, lucky, funny. And that's his excuse to kiss Max.

- Max doesn't stop laughing for a second even in the middle of the kiss and then he stops moving and breathing and Daniel is panicking a bit. Because he knew it would ruin everything, this thing he feels for Max. But then Max's hand is in his neck, drawing him against his lips again, magnets in the dark.

- So yeah, that's a thing they do now. Making out. Heavy petting. Every time it happens, Daniel wants to flail his arms, run in circles, scream like fucking Tarzan. It's like getting a podium over and over again, it's like champagne bubbles getting trapped in his chest. Max kisses him like he races (point-blank, non-stop, making him weak at the knees) and he likes to make Daniel straddle him and he likes to caress his thighs, draw his tattoos again, the three against his lips before kissing each of his fingers.

-It makes Daniel effervescent with happiness and when they're racing in Japan, he's fourth in the race, almost a podium and he comes back to the garage and hugs everyone and laughs and almost cries because he's coming back, baby, he's so coming back. And he goes back to the hotel and doesn't go to his room, he goes straight to Max's room and he doesn't stop to think because he's going to chicken out otherwise.

- And he's on his knees.

- He's on his knees for Max, and he puts his forehead against Max's tummy and kisses his belly button and blows a raspberry against his hip and Max pushes his head away, silly-laughing, and Daniel says let me, let me, please, I won't do it again, Maxy, but let me and Max touches one of his brows and touches his hair and then brings him against his body.

- And kissing Max is like getting a podium but blowing him is getting second place, getting drunk, getting sweaty, getting high-high-high.

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[phantomwritr]

Okay so I kinda have another idea about the husbands now 🤣 I'm a mess when it comes to them 😭

But anyway, this is kinda magical realism? Or just straight up horror? Idk how to qualify it maybe you'll know better.

So here's the thing, during this year press conference at Australia after the world champions podium, with Lewis, Max and Fernando in it; they go through the who'e thing and all. But then Lewis get asked a question and he is about to answer it when he has trouble breathing and his vision is getting worse. He tries to get up of the sofa and suddenly he's on the ground burning and burning. He ask for help he feels his body changing and burning inside. He feels so horny, and Max as the closest touch him and suddenly both of them gasp and they're into each other kissing and trying to get rid of their clothes.

(so basically a form of fuck or die). And when the news reach Toto and he is coming to Lewis with a blanket and a long Mercedes coat. He finds Max fucking Lewis. Or what is supposed to be Lewis because last time he checked Lewis was a man. The thing is the tattoos are still there. Still the same, and he knows it's Lewis. The moment Lewis orgasm he pass out and Max pass out too.

So it's very very awkward in the paddock. And the thing is Lewis hasn't turned back into himself yet. He is still a woman. So every is in chambles. For now it is decided that Lewis can still drive as fundamentally it's still him. They will just have to adjust to him. One problem tho, that moment with Max lead to Lewis getting pregnant. And at first he didn't even noticed because he thought it was just him gaining weight because of his wider hips and more weight in his body. But then he pass out after a FP1, sent to the medic and he is confirmed to be pregnant. And there's only Max who could be the father. He is too far along to have an abortion and he is freaking out.

But that is pushed to the background because at the same time, while Toto and Christian are doing press at the Miami GP, the same thing that happend to Lewis happens to Toto. And if Toto get turned into a woman quicker and Christian knows to not touch him, he didn't anticipate how seeing Toto as a woman would affect him. And as soon as he saw someone trying to touch Toto he took him by his hand feeling instantly horny and Toto felt the exact same.

So another free porn session later, and after they come back to their senses they both are angry at the other even if they know it's hardly the others fault. The thing is the FIA is Now getting involved. Because if with Lewis it was a time thing, now with Toto as another incident. They decide to suspend the championship to see what happens.

In the middle of all this chaos, Lewis forget to warn Toto about the whole pregnancy thing. After all he is freaking out and wonders what to do. Did he always wanted kids of course but he planed on having Them after his career. And now he is having one with his rival. You ger than him, who has absolutely no idea about it.

So Toto is the last person on Lewis mind. And turns out it's apparently a curse that touched other drivers too. The ferrari boys, Esteban and Mick, the Haas boys. So to stop it the FIA sends everyone home. And the meetings about the whole situation are to be held between them, the team principals and anyone concerned by the situation.

This is as far as I want to go. Well of course I have more to develop this idea but I just want your opinion about it. If it's trash or if it's a good idea that I should write down

aahhhahahahahaa OMG that’s just straight up body horror I’d say, I’m feeling sorry for everyone already😂

But now I’m wondering who will be the person that curses everyone? Bc someone must be fucking - pardon the pun - with the grid😂

I’m not sure how one would write such a story and make it work, but I’m sure it would make for a very hilarious AND horrifying fic lol😂